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Zombies Funny Quotes


"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"Zombies dont mess with other zombies." - Bill Murray

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that's why l like them." - George A Romero

"Zombies are the new vampire." - Stephen King

"Zombies are the new vampires." - Mireille Enos

"Is that about farting zombies?" - Bill Allred

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"Comedy is rarely funny." - Dov Davidoff

"Foreigners are funny" - Charles Hamilton

"Violence is not funny." - William Friedkin

"I'm not very funny!" - Kimbra

"If possible, be funny." - Blake Bailey

"I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'" - Tracy Morgan

"I'm really funny now." - Wanda Sykes

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson

"Kids are funny." - Mark Waters

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?" - Joe Pesci

"A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny." - Ed Wynn

"Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels." - James Corden

"If I think something's funny, I think it's funny." - Ray Liotta

"I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer." - Brad Williams

"Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny." - Joan Rivers

"I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters." - Michael Patrick King

"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time." - Cloris Leachman

"Some people say funny things, but I say things funny." - Don Rickles

"If you try to be funny, you're not being funny." - John Gordon Sinclair

"Zombies are the blue-collar monsters" - George A Romero

"Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs." - Roberto Aguirresacasa

"very funny my sarcastic friend" - Cassandra Clare

"Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays." - Edgar Bergen

"Baptists are only funny underwater." - Neil Simon

"Mental illness is not funny." - Philip K Dick

"Sometimes the future isn't funny." - Kerry Jackson

"Everybody's funny in different ways." - Colin Quinn

"I have a funny name." - Pia Zadora

"Let's make some funny pictures." - Tex Avery

"It's a funny old world." - Margaret Thatcher

"I'm just not very funny." - Ira Glass

"Funny is when you're serious." - Harvey Korman

"Chris Guest movies are funny." - Michael Keaton

"The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny." - Matt Groening

"Alec Baldwin is so funny." - Ryan Lochte

"Posturing is funny to me." - Casey Wilson

"The British are so funny." - Rose Byrne

"Gene Wilder is so funny." - Kate Bush

"I don't think I'm funny." - Liam Neeson

"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny." - Shaquille O'Neal

"It's so funny; I grew up in the Midwest, I have two older brothers, and you're just as competitive playing football as you are eating pickled eggs, or trying to kill zombies. As long as you don't take it too far, I think it's a good way for people to relate." - Jose Pablo Cantillo

"I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies." - Craig Ferguson

"I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid." - Seth Grahame-Smith

"I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid." - Seth Grahamesmith

"I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother." - Charlie Day

"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny." - Bobby Darin

"A rich man's joke is always funny." - T. E. Brown

"It's funny how things seem different, suddenly." - Kim Edwards

"I think absurdist humor is funny..." - Aziz Ansari

"Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny." - Julie Walters

"Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!" - Billy Gardell

"She's as funny as a toothache" - Erma Bombeck

"My primary responsibility is to be funny," - Al Madrigal

"Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny." - Doc Holliday

"You're not funny and nobody likes you!" - CM Punk

"It's funny how money change a situation." - Lauryn Hill

"Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." - Isaac Asimov

"Between funny and witty Falls the shadow" - Stephen Fry

"I've always surrounded myself with funny people," - Leslie Mann

"I'm not going to be remotely funny." - Kyra Sedgwick

"Funny people don't really laugh very much." - Tim Heidecker

"I like being around funny people." - Chelsea Martin

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

"Well, I thought it was funny." - Stephen Colbert

"When in doubt, make funny faces." - Amy Poehler

"Clever is the eunuch version of funny." - George Meyer

"I like kissing people because it's funny." - Casey Abrams

"I wish I had a funny story." - Leslie Easterbrook

"I was born to be funny." - Buddy Hackett

"I don't just try to be funny." - Bil Keane

"My primary responsibility is to be funny." - Al Madrigal

"The maimings of love are endlessly funny...." - Gilbert Sorrentino

"Private Perkins is a funny little codger." - George Henry Powell

"Women have been funny for years." - Beth Behrs

"I love working with smart-funny people." - Tom Bergeron

"I was shot from the funny gun." - Peter Deluise

"If it gets laughs, it's funny." - Rachel Dratch

"It's funny to be a critic." - Leslie Fiedler

"Memories are doing funny things to us." - Milos Forman

"I grew up in a funny way." - Gordon Ramsay

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful." - Drew Carey

"How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing." - Les Dawson

"Chris Rock is a very funny man." - Willie Geist

"Being funny is everything to me." - Allison Jones

"I find teenage girls endlessly funny." - Chris Lilley

"I've always surrounded myself with funny people." - Leslie Mann

"I never say a funny thing intentionally." - Jayne Meadows

"Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously." - Tim Meadows

"I was not funny growing up." - Tim Meadows

"When I'm funny is when I'm angriest." - Lewis Black

"Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny." - Frederick Lenz

"What a sad business is being funny!" - Charlie Chaplin

"You know what's funny to me? Attitude." - Don Rickles

"In real life, comedians aren't funny." - Michael Showalter

"If you're sick, watch funny movies." - Mandy Patinkin

"I think I've got a funny face." - Dominic West

"I don't mean to be funny." - Yogi Berra

"Inspiration strikes at very funny times." - Gillian Jacobs

"One thing the blues ain't, is funny." - Stephen Stills

"Everybody's funny if you love them." - Anna Torv

"My grandchildren are fabulous and funny." - Erica Jong

"It's funny how most activists are pacifists." - Craig Bruce

"A rich man's joke is always funny." - Thomas Edward Brown

"I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny." - Alison Brie

"Living with computers gives funny ideas." - Wim Crouwel

"I think the word 'pregnant' is funny." - Tracy Morgan

"Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny." - Frank Zappa

"Sex is funny and love is serious." - Stephan Jenkins

"You know, funny can be universal." - Maz Jobrani

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies." - Bruce Campbell

"Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits." - Patton Oswalt

"Unfortunately, zombies aren't very flammable, and it went out instantly." - Amanda Hocking

"Unfortunately, zombies are' very flammable, and it went out instantly." - Amanda Hocking

"What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies." - Christopher Moore

"Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies." - Sarah Rees Brennan

"Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies." - Kresley Cole

"Zombies are the proletariat. Long live the workers!" - Justine Larbalestier

"I think that period dramas just need zombies." - Lily James

"Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists." - Frantz Fanon

"I actually have a very real, irrational fear of zombies." - Jessica De Gouw

"I happen to like vampires more than zombies." - Martin Scorsese

"I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!" - George A Romero

"Poetry is emotion, passion, love, grief - everything that is human. It is not for zombies by zombies." - F Sionil Jose

"There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake." - Robert J. White

"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny." - Kate O'Brien

"I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift." - Niecy Nash

"That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you." - Gail Carson Levine

"There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally." - David Cross

"I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not." - Christine Baranski

"I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places." - John Mellencamp

"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." - Tennessee Williams

"Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny." - Robin Williams

"If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty." - Buddy Hackett

"A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny." - Buster Keaton

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny" - Nora Dunn

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown" - Nora Dunn

"It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny." - Curtis Jackson

"Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?" - Rich Mullins

"Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny." - Mark Hoppus



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