Topics: # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Zombie Quotes

RELATED QUOTES

"A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie." - Scott M Gimple

"I'm a big zombie buff." - Emily Vancamp

"I love any comedic zombie movies." - Atticus Shaffer

"I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies." - Sam Rockwell

"I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books." - Kevin Bacon

"I love Rob Zombie - I'd love to work with Rob Zombie or John Cameron Mitchell." - Guillermo Diaz

"I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly." - Wayne Gerard Trotman

"Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook." - Julia Child

"We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating." - Peter Sagal

"A print book is really a kind of tree zombie." - Scott Sigler

"I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie." - Veronica Lake

"I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie." - Glenn Beck

"A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation." - Danai Gurira

"I don't think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie." - Norman Reedus

"In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen." - Chandler Riggs

"Frankenstein's actually interesting; he's kind of like a zombie." - Mark Waters

"Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I read a zombie story, and I have nightmares for days. But my youngest sister loves zombie stories. So when she insisted it was time for Bards and Sages to put together a zombie book, I couldn't tell her 'no.'" - Julie Ann Dawson

"I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I wanted to be a disgusting, oozing zombie, not a sexy, cleavage zombie, which is what I was expecting, given my previous film work." - Amber Heard

"I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows." - Dave Franco

"The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority." - Max Brooks

"If youre going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home." - Jessica Lucas

"I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool." - J Mascis

"Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie." - Kurt Vonnegut

"The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex." - Billy Connolly

"I'm a walking zombie and I think I'm going to be like that for a while." - Tiffani Thiessen

"Sometimes you just have to chop a zombie like a melon. What can I say?" - Lauren Cohan

"Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?" - Dana Gould

"They're [zombies] us, you can also have the wrestler zombie, the clown zombie, the Jay Leno zombie and the nun zombie. I've never seen the clown werewolf or vampire. But because zombies are us, at the lowest possible level, they're a lot more versatile for storytelling." - Tom Savini

"I don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie in my life." - Cheryl Hines

"I don't want a zombie society. I don't want to go that far." - George A Romero

"Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie." - David Icke

"On Eye of the Zombie, I had so-called studio musicians." - John Fogerty

"To put on a performance, you have to be emotional. You can't be a zombie." - Ashley Wagner

"When we get in a routine we can become zombie-like and shut down." - Tori Amos

"If you're going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home." - Jessica Lucas

"I have been overwhelmed by the response to 'The Queen of Zombie Hearts.'" - Gena Showalter

"I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg." - Tyler Posey

"I expect a zombie to show up on 'Sesame Street' soon, teaching kids to count." - George A Romero

"Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd." - Max Brooks

"I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?" - Mira Grant

"I love zombie films like Danny Boyle's '28 Days Later' - I thought it was so brilliantly done and so grounded in reality. I was definitely thrust into the zombie world watching that film." - Teresa Palmer

"I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories I've enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, 'What happens in 20 years?'" - Seanan Mcguire

"I do like the zombie movies quite a bit. I know there are purist zombie guys that don't like the running zombies, but I dig the infected thing. I think that's a scarier incorporation of an element into the genre." - Mark Pellegrino

"I also love the zombie genre, my zombie fandom going way back to 'Night of the Living Dead.' And 'The Walking Dead' is truly the ultimate representation of that sensibility in the comic book genre." - Gale Anne Hurd

"Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers." - Jonathan Maberry

"My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave." - Graham Parker

"Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system." - Elon Musk

"I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live." - Max Brooks

"Can you harness the power of drugs without them taking over, without turning into a dazed zombie?" - Gilles Deleuze

"Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time." - Sarah Polley

"People called '28 Days' and '28 Weeks' zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus; they're not dead." - George A Romero

"I am a huge zombie fan. I have probably seen the George Romero movies 100 times each, without exaggeration." - J Michael Straczynski

"I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.'" - Max Brooks

"I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack." - Simon Pegg

"A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach." - Jim C Hines

"It's the same old theme since 1916 In your head, in your head they're still fightin' With their tanks and their bombs And their bombs, and their guns In your head, in your head they are dyin' In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie In your head, what's in your head Zombie." - Dolores Mary O"Riordan

"I like zombie movies. I like 'The Walking Dead;' I like the metaphor of it, simply because when we go with the zombie concept - if you're bitten by a zombie, you don't transform into something else like a vampire or a werewolf or whatever. You become something that's not you." - Marilyn Manson

"Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough." - Bill Watterson

"I had seen these transformations, people who had lost their will to live, coming back from their zombie states and radiating a new life force from their eyes." - Anthony Kiedis

"I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it." - Rodney Dangerfield

"If you're willing to go along for this farcical ride, you'll find 'Dead Snow 2' to be one terrific zombie movie." - Leonard Maltin

"Oh, hey, Claire," she said, and blinked. "Where are you going?" "Funeral," Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. "Yeah? Cool! Whose?" "Hers." Shane said." - Rachel Caine

"My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off." - Isaac Marion

"My understanding of zombie movies is people rising from the dead, from their graves, stuff like that, and walking very slowly." - Robert Carlyle

"Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah!" - Jonathan Maberry

"But if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here." - Rick Riordan

"I tried to speak in a cool, calm way, but the zombie rose up in my throat and choked me off." - Sylvia Plath

"I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well." - George Carlin

"I love the Walking Dead, but I dont wanna be an actual prominent character on the show. I just wanna be a zombie." - Liana Liberato

"Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown." - Christopher Moore

"J.R. Angelella is a truly gifted writer. Zombie is one of the smartest, strangest, and most beautifully crafted coming-of-age stories you will ever encounter." - Donald Ray Pollock

"Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning." - Max Brooks

"Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century." - St. Sukie de la Croix

"The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question." - Ayn Rand

"My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy." - George A Romero

"Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!" - Alan Goldsher

"Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes." - Patton Oswalt

"Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire." - Dane Cook

"I came up with an idea to turn the cliche inside out: instead of humans threatened by zombies, what if a sympathetic zombie was threatened by humans?" - Brian Pinkerton

"I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food." - Jenna Fischer

"All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'" - Taissa Farmiga

"What is it about a zombie that appeals to me? I don't know. Maybe that it's just the most possible - I don't know - of all the supernatural entities." - Scott Ian

"I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin." - Lloyd Kaufman

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties." - Jesse Eisenberg

"Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like." - Laurell K Hamilton

"We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us." - Mira Grant

"I'm not really a zombie genre guy; I'm not particularly versed in it. Doing 'The Walking Dead' sort of turned me on to the whole thing." - Noah Emmerich

"I love Rob Zombie. Rob's just a dude, you know? He's an artist, but he's a regular guy, down to earth." - William Forsythe

"Just as the financial crisis has created toxic assets and 'zombie' financial institutions, so has it transformed conservatism into a movement of the living dead." - Thomas Frank

"I love the 'Walking Dead,' but I don't wanna be an actual prominent character on the show. I just wanna be a zombie." - Liana Liberato

"To be honest, my friends weren't really as into making films as I was. But I convinced them all to make some zombie films with me." - Hideo Kojima

"A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation." - George A Romero

"Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn't appear to notice." - Alan Moore

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'" - Rodney Dangerfield

"World War Z was a great zombie film because those were zombie performances. It wasn't just a bunch of people walking around slow. They did close-ups on zombies who were performing, as a mindless dead thing. They were creepy and scary." - Tom Savini

"America's political landscape is infested with many zombie ideas - beliefs about policy that have been repeatedly refuted with evidence and analysis but refuse to die. The most prominent zombie is the insistence that low taxes on rich people are the key to prosperity." - Paul Krugman

"I would never butt heads with Rob Zombie. I don't know anybody that's in acting that ever butted heads with Rob Zombie. I adore Rob. I adore him. I adore working with him. I adore knowing him. I'm happy to consider myself a friend and someone who he hires. I just think he's great." - Dee Wallace

"When 'The Walking Dead' has been its best, all that stuff is happening at once: the emotion, action, horror, scares. I'm very proud that I was able to write an episode where a little zombie girl could walk out of a barn after a horrific zombie execution and have people cry. That's one of the proudest things I've ever done." - Scott M Gimple

"I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times." - Michel Gondry

"I like zombie movies, and I like genre movies a lot. To watch. Less so to make, I think. But I grew up on that stuff. I would just grow up watching a lot of horror movies, a lot of slasher movies and then zombie movies." - Jonathan Levine

"Zombie books were going to be my passion projects, but certainly not pay the bills. I thought I was going to have to get a real job on a sitcom or something, and have my zombie books to remind myself I was still a writer at heart. I never thought I could actually pay my bills and write what I wanted." - Max Brooks

"Tori joined us for dinner -in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it." - Kelley Armstrong

"Every season I teach zombie school. The casting people in Georgia look for like 200 new recruits. They come in in groups of 20, and I audition them and grade them based on their look and their performance ability." - Gregory Nicotero

"If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie-not really dead but not really alive, either." - Cassandra Clare

"Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?" - Richard Kadrey

"So,would you say I'm closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know-are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?" - Rachel Vincent

"The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics to somebody at the table and you forget that you have a bullet hole in your forehead." - Billy Connolly

"What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you're going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"So,would you say I'm closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know-are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?" - Rachel Vincent

"What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you're going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The screenplay is so well-written in a scruffy, fanzine way that you want to rub noses in it - the noses of those zombie writers who take 'screenwriting' classes that teach them the formulas for 'hit films.'" - Roger Ebert

"If you haven't read Zomburbia, you haven't read about zombies. This is a new take and it is scary, freaky, and original. Gallardo resets the zombie bar and it's sky-high. Get this book!" - Nancy Holder

"I was just walking around like a zombie..I really had no idea what I was doing.. But the best thing that I did do was leave and get the hell out of there. I have no regrets." - Bob Casey Jr

"During production, I didn't ever have one minute off to go file my nails, or do anything which girls quite like to do some of the time. I couldn't do anything. I turned into a zombie." - Elizabeth Hurley

"A strange, glazed expression came into his eyes and he staggered around the cabin looking for all the world like a zombie unwilling to take part in an experiment in advanced necromancy." - Lionel Fanthorpe

"Burnout is nature's way of telling you, you've been going through the motions your soul has departed; you're a zombie, a member of the walking dead, a sleepwalker. False optimism is like administrating stimulants to an exhausted nervous system." - Sam Keen

"I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy." - Kiersten White

"World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall." - Craig Ferguson

"I think zombies would fit in anywhere. You can tell any story, and put zombies in it. I don't know how I'd find the backing, but I think it'd be great to make a zombie gangster movie." - George A Romero

"I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that is. And what I love about that concept is as much as it's a zombie story, it's also 'Pride and Prejudice.'" - Roberto Aguirresacasa

"I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything." - Joel Madden

"After playing with Rob Zombie, I was ready to go, 'OK, this is as far as I'm taking this bass-playing thing. This is the end of the road.' I was ready to kind of hang it up." - Jason Newsted

"You can assume that if a writer's work has survived for centuries, there are reasons why this is so, explanations that have nothing to do with a conspiracy of academics plotting to resuscitate a zombie army of dead white males." - Francine Prose

"White Zombie was a bunch of kids with the worst equipment playing in a basement. But that is what is so great about it. There is no reason to think that you can't do it." - Rob Zombie

"I have such a soft spot for the really cheesy zombie movies, but if I had to pick a really good one, I'd have to go with an actual TV show and say 'The Walking Dead'." - Jennifer Armentrout

"I love Rob Zombie. Rob's just a dude, you know? He's an artist, but he's a regular guy, down to earth. And he's a damned good director, too, and a lot of fun to work with." - William Forsythe

"We fear death so profoundly, not because it means the end of our body, but because it means the end of our consciousness - better to be a spirit in Heaven than a zombie on Earth." - Alison Gopnik

"'Warm Bodies' is a love story: a zombie-human being love story. And people are comparing it to 'Twilight,' but I think it's three times better. It has a comedic twist to it as well." - Cory Hardrict

"Take a different route to the coffee shop to see what you can see and hear. When we get in a routine, we can become zombie-like and shut down. It's about discipline. You have to push yourself." - Tori Amos

"In 'The Wire,' living that lifestyle, there's always hope of getting out of the life that D'Angelo and all those cats were in. In the zombie apocalypse, it'd be a bit harder." - Lawrence Gilliard Jr

"I always look for an intense experience, an intense ride. There is nothing better than a good zombie movie where you run crazy and blow at monsters! It was a physical shoot and I enjoyed it." - Sarah Polley

"I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them." - George A Romero

"There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the rules of his grandparents' faith, if he knows them." - Amity Shlaes

"I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had." - Max Brooks

"To me, the best zombie movies are' the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society... and our society's station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too... but there's always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness." - Robert Kirkman

"I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more about it as I've been doing interviews. I didn't even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!" - Billy Connolly

"Unless you're a psycho, there's no such thing as a vampire and there's no such thing as a werewolf. But there certainly are people who could be controlled by a drug like Scopolamine, to lose all will and do your bidding. That's what the whole voodoo zombie thing was about, with chemical mind control, so it is possible to have real zombies. Maybe the [doomsday] preppers weren't so wrong. I thought they were idiots. How can you prepare for a zombie apocalypse?" - Tom Savini

"To me, the best zombie movies aren't the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society... and our society's station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too... but there's always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness." - Robert Kirkman

"It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward physical danger from the zombies themselves, rather than our own inability to avoid them and these films are about us, not them. There's far more meat on the bones of the latter, far more juicy interpretation to get our teeth into. The first zombie is by comparison thin and one dimensional and ironically, it is down to all the exercise." - Simon Pegg

"I thought it would fit a niche. I didn't anticipate, nor do I think anybody did, that it would become this global phenomenon, the way that it has. The critics have been so kind and favorable, it has really garnered such wonderful praise, and the numbers have been through the roof. It's actually been quite surreal. I'm still pinching myself because it's amazing. For me, we went to Atlanta and we spent our summer shooting this little zombie show, and it was ours. It was our sweet little zombie show [The Walking Dead], and the world has embraced us." - Laurie Holden

"We've become great friends with Rob Zombie, and I gave him my original script for Halloween for his 40th birthday. Like, Nicolas Cage was there with a shrunken head he brought as a gift, all these things, and I'm thinking, "What can I give Rob Zombie? This is very weird." And I just happened to look at my pile of scripts and I went, "My kids don't need all these. I think I'll give him my original Halloween script, since he told me that was his favorite movie, and I was his favorite actress from that time period." I said, "He deserves to have that."" - P J Soles

"Theres a lot of speculation on what the zombie apocalypse thing means. I have a feeling that its kind of an expression of our subconscious fears. I think we know that something big and impossible - some enormous crash, equalizing crash, whatever - may be coming around the corner." - Mark Pellegrino

"We don't need a cure," the other zombie said. "That's right," Scapegrace nodded. "We're happy the way we are." "Happy with the power," Scapegrace clarified. "Very happy, just the two of us, and there's nothing wrong with us either. It's very natural in fact. Nothing to be ashamed of-" "Thrasher," said Scapegrace, "shut up." - Derek Landy

"It's always been strange to me that someone can say they're a vampire fan. I'm not a non-fan, but it's such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That's like saying, "I love zombie movies! I just love 'em! They're my favorite!" That's more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan." - Robert Pattinson

"You mean to say that when an imbecile walks into a church, office, day care center, or school, stumbling about, almost zombie-like, with gun-filled hands at his side, blabbering incoherently to his next victim, the reaction of grown men and women is to run, cry, whimper, and hide under a desk or pew? The sheeping of America is nearly complete." - Ted Nugent



| NEXT PAGE



RELATED TOPICS

Zombie, Being a Zombie, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombie Horror, Zombie Love, Zombie Movie, Zombie Movies, Zombie Thriller,