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"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" - Thomas Hobbes

"A good artist's always got his hand in his zipper." - Patti Smith

"The zipper opened all the way down our spines." - Jeffrey Eugenides

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg

"Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down." - Cynthia Lewis

"Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer" - Sarah Kay

"Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult." - Tom Robbins

"I'll buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or I'll find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper, and replace it with a $700 zipper. I make things my own." - Theophilus London

"Ill buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or Ill find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper, and replace it with a $700 zipper. I make things my own." - Theophilus London

"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper." - Anonymous

"If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in." - Alice Cooper

"There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid." - Demetri Martin

"The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty." - Kurt Vonnegut

"I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?" - Mae West

"To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth." - Jane Wagner

"The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour." - Ray Bradbury

"But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue." - Leah Remini

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns

"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper." - Emo Philips

"I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real." - Eric Stoltz

"Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed." - Peter Scott

"Then you will simply have to see for yourself. Touch me, lass. Feel my ...sock." His silver gaze sizzled with challenge, as he unzipped his zipper. Uh-uh." She shook her head for added emphasis. Then find me a pair of trews that doona threaten to sever my manparts." - Karen Marie Moning

"I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt pretty thrilled, but not quite as thrilled as I felt when I saw my name in the Examiner for the first time." - Simon Armitage

"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?" - Mitch Hedberg

"I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper." - Krysten Ritter

"I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt pretty thrilled, but not quite as thrilled as I felt when I saw my name in the 'Examiner' for the first time." - Simon Armitage

"I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is wired this way. Some people can shrug expectations off their shoulders like a cardigan, remaining cool and breezy. Others wear them like a parka with a stuck zipper, hot and stifling." - Kristin Armstrong

"I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.'" - Krysten Ritter

"The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you'd explode if you took another bite. I'd eat my plate and then everyone else's leftovers." - Paul Stanley

"I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to open me up five times in four months... It was in the bottom of my back, the same incision. They should have put a zipper on it." - Steve Wynn

"So, we get into the first piece. Then, layer, layer, layer, do all of this. Then we jump into the trousers. Then I'm zip-tied in to this bottom piece and glued into the feet. So you can't get out. There is a zipper...somewhere. But it'll cost you money to find out where. And to actually make it functional, it's pretty ridiculous. So, I plan ahead." - Colm Feore

"It's more than just a dress; it's a spirit. The wrap dress was an interesting cultural phenomenon, and one that has lasted 30 years. What is so special about it is that it's actually a very traditional form of clothing. It's like a toga, it's like a kimono, without buttons, without a zipper. What made my wrap dresses different is that they were made out of jersey and they sculpted the body." - Diane Von Furstenberg

"You're here." "I am." Jason boldly took in the way she looked. "I take it you do' often wear that dress in court." "Probably not a good idea." He grinned. "Yes, I can imagine it would be somewhat awkward standing before a judge who has a huge hard-on." "Is that the effect this dress has?" Taylor's eyes traveled downward, to the zipper of Jason's pants, and he was momentarily caught off guard by her bluntness. Her eyes sparkled, amused. "You're blushing, Jason. That's cute." - Julie James

"You're here." "I am." Jason boldly took in the way she looked. "I take it you don't often wear that dress in court." "Probably not a good idea." He grinned. "Yes, I can imagine it would be somewhat awkward standing before a judge who has a huge hard-on." "Is that the effect this dress has?" Taylor's eyes traveled downward, to the zipper of Jason's pants, and he was momentarily caught off guard by her bluntness. Her eyes sparkled, amused. "You're blushing, Jason. That's cute." - Julie James



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