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"And you stupid, stupid woman, stupid for caring, stupid for thinking that he cared." - David Nicholls

"In politics, when you`re explaining, you`re losing." - Jim Moore

"People call me stupid for treating you like a queen, but I dont even worry `cause you`re my unforeseen.And I hope that you`ll be with me, if only in my dreams. But here you are next to me and you`re glad, or so it seems." - Alexander Rybak

"Everyone wants to play. They're just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what's stupid? Not trying. So just...try." - Victoria Scott

"I'd like to. Problem is, I'm not stupid." "You act stupid." "Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there's a difference between acting stupid and being stupid." "It's a fine line, but someone has to draw it." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid, monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid, and monotonous." - Bob Black

"When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic." - Jim Butcher

"You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things." - Penn Jillette

"Anybody who wants to learn everything is pretty stupid. You learn what you can." - Pete Seeger

"It is all right to rat, but you can't re-rat." - Winston Churchill

"You may suppress natural propensities by force, but they will be certain to re-appear." - Horace

"I held you in the square And felt the evening Re-order itself around Your smile." - Ben Okri

"Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win." - Arsene Wenger

"If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!" - Kyle

"He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea." - John Steinbeck

"You don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid." - Marshall B. Rosenberg

"Home is where you feel unjudged, and where what I do isn't necessarily stupid or wrong." - Jim Parsons

"You are so much better than a STUPID piece of metal." - Oliver Sykes

"I wish I hadn't. I wish I'd fought for you. I was weak and stupid." - S.J. Watson

"Let's stay young forever. Young, stupid, and pretty. Sounds like a plan, don't you think?" - Gabrielle Zevin

"Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love." - Emma Watson

"Ayame: This concludes my wonderful story. Kyo Sohma: You mean stupid!" - Natsuki Takaya

"But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid." - Barack Obama

"It was stupid to hope, she knew. But sometimes hope was all you had." - Cassandra Clare

"It?s not just the dress or the hair. It?s you. You?re beautiful. So beautiful, it hurts me.?" - Richelle Mead

"If What you re doing now was enough to get what you want, you'd already have it." - Jack Canfield

"Learn all you can, don't be lazy. Nothing's worse than being stupid. Being broke is bad, but being stupid is what's really bad. And what's really really bad is being broke and stupid. Nothing's much worse than that. Unless you're sick. Sick, broke and stupid, that's about as far as you can fall unless you're ugly. Surely that would be the ultimate; ugly, sick, broke and stupid." - Jim Rohn

"Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise." - Giuseppe Verdi

"If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?" - Brian Regan

"You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk" - Chuck Palahniuk

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

"Oh no. Oh God. I couldn't possibly be so stupid." "Don't limit yourself. You can be anything you wish." - Tessa Dare

"To succeed at re-engineering, you have to be a missionary, a motivator, and a leg breaker." - Michael Martin Hammer

"I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing." - Bill Engvall

"You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car." - Bruce Springsteen

"Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you." - John Green

"You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?" - Caleb" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Mere animals couldn't possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid." - Terry Pratchett

"Even stupid people have a role to play in your life. They make you wiser and more patient." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall." - Derek Landy

"There's no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can't re-create what's over." - Chuck Palahniuk

"It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid." - Victor Frederick Weisskopf

"We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be." - Penn Jillette

"It is almost as stupid to let your clothes betray that you know you are ugly as to have them proclaim that you think you are beautiful." - Edith Wharton

"Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are, and your reputetion is who people think you re." - John Wooden

"You write your first draft with your heart and you re-write with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think." - Sean Connery

"One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height of stupidity." - Robert Kiyosaki

"You are so obtuse!" Bronte says, exasperated. I am calm in my response. "Do you mean stupid, or angular? You need to be more specific with your insults." - Neal Shusterman

"In order to win, you have to be aggressive - with your car, with the racetrack, and with the competition. But you don't have to be stupid about it." - Carroll Smith

"When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid" - Mark Feehily

"Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git." - Alexei Sayle

"I've done some stupid things. You just have to take responsibility, go, That was embarrassing, and move forward as best you can." - Kiefer Sutherland

"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare this is stupid." - Rick Riordan

"It's usually the stupid people that develop long illnesses. You need more than indolence and selfishness, you need endurance to make a good patient." - W H Auden

"Giving up an addiction means re-programming that part of your brain that makes you restless and unhappy if a desire is not realized." - Ken Keyes Jr.

"O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives!" - Thomas Hood

"Why do men think you can pick love up and re-light it like a candle? Women know when love is over." - Dylan Thomas

"It so often happens that somebody says 'change your life' and you repaint your car rather than re-wire the engine." - Pico Iyer

"She's stupid, isn't she, Emily?" - Jun Mochizuki

"Anger makes us all stupid." - Johanna Spyri

"The strong are so stupid." - E M Forster

"It's stupid the way people extrapolate the past - and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid." - Charlie Munger

"This is not a pleasant route for many young people to consider. You have to be either hopelessly passionate, or very stupid." - Twyla Tharp

"Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it." - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically." - Bill Maher

"Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash." - David Millar

"Mum liked to say that some things happen for a reason, that sometimes obstacles were there to stop you from doing something stupid." - Maggie Stiefvater

"The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?" - Idries Shah

"Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm." - Carl Hiaasen

"We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot." - Melina Marchetta

"If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company." - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

"This is the problem with foreign policy - talking about foreign policy in a political context. Politics is binary. People win and lose elections. Legislation passes or doesn`t pass. And in foreign policy often what you`re doing is nuance and you`re trying to prevent something worse from happening. It doesn`t translate well into a political environment." - David Corn

"You did what you did out of love. I can't be mad at you over that. It was stupid, but that's how love is. Do you have any idea what I'd do for you? To keep you safe?" - Richelle Mead

"You can be very much aware that when you are stressed, it always is a sign you have lost the present moment. So, you can choose to re-enter the present moment." - Eckhart Tolle

"You realize that you habitually thought of Mom when something in your life was not going well, because when you thought of her it was as though something got back on track, and you felt re-energized." - Shin Kyung-sook

"You don't win battles with hate. Anger and hate can make you brave, make you strong, but they also make you stupid. You end up tripping over your own two feet." (Hadrian)" - Michael J. Sullivan

"When you're an artist, nobody ever tells you or hits you with the magic wand of legitimacy. You have to hit your own head with your own handmade wand. And you feel stupid doing it." - Amanda Palmer

"It's stupid. There are maps to show you how to get to the place where you want to be but no maps that show you how to get to the time when you want to be." - Anthony Marra

"You 're so beautiful." - Tammara Webber

"Books worth reading are worth re-reading." - Holbrook Jackson

"Re raising kids: Love, without discipline, isn't." - Malcolm Forbes

"Sin makes you stupid." - Mark P. Shea

"You can't fix stupid." - Ron White

"Claiming certainty without corroborating evidence is stupid." - Han Fei

"The archenemy is the arch stupid!" - Thomas Carlyle

"Bans are laws for the stupid." - Henning von Tresckow

"Steak is delicious and cows are stupid." - Joe

"Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane." - Tamora Pierce

"Stupid human voices always ruining everything." - John Green

"Most people are boring and stupid." - Oscar Wilde

"Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid" - Tom Green

"Read and Re-Read-"Re-reading, we always find a new book." - C S Lewis

"Theres no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure or ugly or stupid or morally empty." - Patrick Stump

"Because you have only known me for like fourteen seconds and seven of those were us making out and you still know more about me than all of my friends in this stupid place." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Your breasts are alabaster orbs.' "What?" Rufus objected. "That's stupid. I'm not saying that." "Do you have some better suggestion?" "Why can't you just say she's got a fair set of titties?" - Tessa Dare

"I did plenty of crazy stuff, but I did a lot of charity stuff. You can't stop. You want to continue to taste, and sometimes that's crazy, stupid things." - Leif Garrett

"Ah Love! could you and I with him conspire To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire Would we not shatter it to bits-and then Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire?" - Omar Khayyam

"Nobody likes cravens," he said uncomfortably. "I wish we hadn't helped him. What if they think we're craven too?" "You're too stupid to be craven," Pyp told him. "I am not," Grenn said. "Yes you are. If a bear attacked you in the woods, you'd be too stupid to run away." "I would not," Grenn insisted. "I'd run away faster than you." He stopped suddenly, scowling when he saw Pyp's grin and realized what he'd just said." - George R R Martin

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place" - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

"Anybody who is stupid enough often stumbles on an effect that could never be thought up by the most brilliant. I suspect that there is a thing which you might call the genius of stupidity." - Elizabeth Burgoyne Corbett

"President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that - Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore." - Jay Leno

"I may be stupid, as you say, to believe in honour and friendship and loyalty without price. But these are virtues to be cherished, for without them we are no more than beasts roaming the land." - David Gemmell

"Logical Tom begs emotional stupid dickhead Tom not to ask the question. 'Are you alone?' he asks quietly. He hears her breathing so close to his ear. 'Yes.' 'Good,' he says, his voice croaky. 'I'll sleep like a baby." - Melina Marchetta

"I understand the horrors of having no insurance, but, believe me, eight hours of sleep and good meals are NOT going to prevent you from getting sick. Don't gamble with your life; it's a stupid bet." - Michael Specter

"I find it very stupid that teenagers could only see caricatures of teenagers but they couldn't see films that you try to be a truthful context, a truthful portrayal of teenagers." - Alfonso Cuaron

"A congressman actually apologized to BP's CEO for the way the company has been treated. How stupid are you when the CEO of BP is in the room and people think you're the moron?" - Jay Leno

"Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise." - Philibert Joseph Roux

"Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes." - Laurell K Hamilton

"People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid." - Marc Marcel

"The world goes on, as stupid and brutal as tomorrow as it was today. And though I am shuddering with pain, and twisting with pain, and sobbing with pain, i laugh.Because I know now. I know the answer. I know the truth. Oh,dead man, you are dead wrong, I tell him.Can't you see? The world goes on, stupid and brutal, but I [do not. I do not.]" - Jennifer Donnelly

"I don't think these women are stupid. I think they're selling a personality that's very marketable: Wouldn't it be fun if we were all gorgeous and didn't have a care? But creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, I'm stupid, isn't it cute? makes me want to throw daggers at them! I want to say to them, My grandma did not fight for what she fought for, and my mother did not fight for what she fought for, so you can start telling women it's fun to be stupid. Saying that to young women, little girls, my daughter? It's not OK." - Reese Witherspoon

"People call me stupid for treating you like a queen, but I don't even worry cause you re my unforeseen. And I hope that you ll be with me, if only in my dreams. But here you are next to me and you re glad, or so it seems." - Alexander Rybak

"Erin you' re dangerous." "Iknow." - Tammara Webber

"Politics is the polite way of telling somone else they"re stupid." - Burnie Burns

"It sounded weird to hear you talk so much; normally you only said a few words at a time. I'd never imagined that you'd have a story, too. Until that moment, you were just the kidnapper. You didn't have reasons for anything. You were stupid and evil and mentally ill. That was all. When you started talking, you started changing." - Lucy Christopher

"When I was an adolescent, I was obsessed with having many commercial things, cars, clothes, stupid things. Now that I have all that, I understand that the superfluous things can turn to you into a very stupid idiot-type. In East Germany there were very few things, but there was also a feeling of solidarity that no longer exists. Now we are up to the neck in consumption, the ego, the individualism. Now before friendship, it is merchandise." - Till Lindemann

"Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?" - Ellen Degeneres

"To say nothing of what you lose, lose, lose, are losing, man. You fool, you stupid fool ... You've even been insulated from the responsibility of genuine suffering ... Even the suffering you do endure is largely unnecessary. Actually spurious. It lacks the very basis you require of it for its tragic nature. You deceive yourself." - Malcolm Lowry

"When I was a kid they didn't call it dyslexia. They called it you know, you were slow, or you were retarded, or whatever. What you can never change is the effect that the words 'dumb' and 'stupid' have on young people. I knew I wasn't stupid, and I knew I wasn't dumb. My mother told me that. If you read to me, I could tell you everything that you read. They didn't know what it was. They knew I wasn't lazy, but what was it?" - Whoopi Goldberg

"If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid." - Tony Rothman

"The books are always there, just the way you wrote them. The plays often don`t turn out the way you wanted them to because in the theater, you`re always involved with collaborators and they don`t always see the work the way you do." - Stephen King

"When you are solving a difficult problem re-ask the problem so that your solution helps you learn faster. Find a faster way to fail, recover, and try again. If the problem you are trying to solve involves creating a magnum opus, you are solving the wrong problem." - Aza Raskin

"Your audacious life goals are fabulous. We're proud of you for having them. But it's possible that those goals are designed to distract you from the thing that's really frightening you-the shift in daily habits that would mean a re-invention of how you see yourself." - Seth Godin

"Reading a book is like re-writing it for yourself." - Angela Carter

"The Absolute does not change, or re-evolve." - Swami Vivekananda

"It aint about black or white cause we`re human" - Tupac Shakur

"Life is an ongoing, never-ending process of re-creation." - Neale Donald Walsch

"Fifty dorcas they"re setting up an ambush near my ship. (Nykyrian) No bet. I know they are. They"re too stupid to not be obvious and predictable. Gah, I hate abiding by the law. Too bad you ca' slaughter them where they stand. (Syn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I was trying to make you jealous!" Simon screamed, right back. His hands were fisted at his sides. "You're so stupid, Clary. You're so stupid, can't you see anything?" She stared at him in bewilderment. What on earth did he mean? "Trying to make me jealous? Why would you try to do that?" She saw immediately that this was the worst thing she could have asked him. "Because," he said, so bitterly that it shocked her, "I've been in love with you for ten years, so I thought it seemed like the time to find out whether you felt the same about me. Which, I guess you don't." - Cassandra Clare

"Have you fallen in love, Will Henry?" "That's stupid." "What is? Love, or my question?" "I don't know." "You don't know? You've tried that trick once. What do you suppose it will work better the second time?" "I don't love her. She bothers me." "You have just defined the very thing you denied." - Rick Yancey

"Are you out of your collective minds? I swear I can't leave you two alone for three seconds that you don't go off and hurt yourselves. I expect stupid out of you, but you know better." - Caleb "I tried to tell him that. He won't listen to me. Tag. You're it." - Nekoda" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'" - Adam Ferrara

"When you`re onstage you have a certain faith that somebody's gonna yell somethin' back. Some nights it's louder than other nights and some nights they do, and on some songs they don't. But that's the idea. I think when you begin to expect a reaction from an audience, it's a mistake." - Bruce Springsteen

"The Bush campaign for re-election has officially begun. They're actually running television commercials. Have you seen any of the television commercials? In one of the commercials, you see George Bush for thirty seconds. In another commercial, you get to see George Bush for sixty seconds - kind of like his stint in the National Guard." - David Letterman

"What the entertainment industry can do is tempt you into making stupid mistakes, but the only tool that they have to tempt you is money. So if youre okay saying no to money, then you can say no to a lot of things that you might be embarrassed of later." - Paul Schneider

"Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid." - Rick Riordan

" can be so boring being you sometimes, and if you were the most special thing like that, it could be really great, but maybe some people say the same thing about you, and you want to tell those people: 'No, you're stupid, it's no fun being me." - James Franco

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid." - John Wayne

"Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand." - Jean Francois Paul de Gondi

"Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid." - Michel Gondry

"Sell stupid somewhere else-there's nothing better than that face!" - Stephenie Meyer

"Obviously this person's a hazard. Stupid people are dangerous." - Suzanne Collins

"Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling." - Robert A Heinlein

"The better the actor, the more stupid he is." - Truman Capote

"I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy." - Daniel Handler

"Master those books you have. Read them thoroughly. Bathe in them until they saturate you. Read and re-read them...digest them...a student will find that his mental constitution is more affected by one book thoroughly mastered than by 20 books he has merely skimmed." - Charles Spurgeon

"Innocence never gets destroyed because it is eternal, but it may happen that it will get covered with some clouds by our mistakes that we commit. But once you get your Realization, your innocence is re-established, manifests, and you become innocent. Your attention becomes innocent." - Nirmala Srivastava

"We need to think harder and smarter. What we really need is holistic analysis, not holistic media data. We need to make better use of what we have. We need to dig deeper and ask, 'Do you need to repeat the whole study or can you examine the bits that have changed and re-calibrate?'" - Jenny Beck

"The Prime Minister seems now to be basing his re-election campaign on this plot line. He is saying to the Australian people, look out, the baddies behind you - hiss, boo and whatever you do, don't vote Labor. This political parody of pantomime is looking and sounding desperate." - Julia Gillard

"Half of all kids in public education are below the poverty line. Two-thirds of the achievement gap comes from factors outside of school. Teachers influence about seven to ten percent of what happens in kids' lives. When you think about those statistics, you have to think about how to re-envision education so it's holistic and so we share responsibility." - Randi Weingarten



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