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"You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!" - Louise Rennison

"Random things make me laugh." - Sandra Bernhard

"I love people who make me laugh!" - Audrey Hepburn

"I love men who make me laugh." - Nastassja Kinski

"All my boys make me laugh." - Liv Tyler

"Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me." - Mariska Hargitay

"You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold." - Ryan Lochte

"You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor." - Redman

"All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more." - Louie Anderson

"People who can make you laugh can make you cry." - Niecy Nash

"Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!" - Bill Maher

"Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out." - Christopher Titus

"Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living." - Dick Gregory

"Make her laugh, make her laugh, make her laugh. After all, the strongest relationships are the ones in which you can laugh with your partner through anything." - Mary Elizabeth Ellis

"If you want to make god laugh, make a plan." - Jay Baruchel

"Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you." - Penny Marshall

"I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh." - Josie Long

"I love a guy who can make me laugh." - Vanessa Hudgens

"Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry." - Ellen Hopkins

"You've got a million ways to make me laugh" - Miley Cyrus

"To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me." - Sholom Aleichem

"I look for friends who make me laugh." - Christian Lacroix

"Films with a message just make me laugh." - Claude Chabrol

"Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh." - Dane Cook

"Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh." - Armando Iannucci

"If you can't laugh, you won't make it." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

"You never forget people who make you laugh." - Carolina Herrera

"I'm just interested in things that move me and make me think, make me laugh." - Hattie Morahan

"Laugh at love and love will make you cry." - Ai Yazawa

"Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets." - Clemence Dane

"I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh." - Josh Duhamel

"If you want to see God laugh, make a plan." - Jodi Picoult

"I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think." - Kenny Rogers

"You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same." - Daniel Knode

"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." - Jane Austen

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - Jonathan Davis

"No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does" - Kenny Chesney

"When your mother gives you confidence about anything that you do, you carry that confidence with you.She made me believe that I could make someone laugh." - Gene Wilder

"My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too." - Dwayne Johnson

"Stay with me. I"ll show you things that"ll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it." - Nalini Singh

"Stay with me. I'll show you things that'll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it." - Nalini Singh

"I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that." - Ashton Kutcher

"Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do." - Kevin Hart

"I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!" - Jesse Mccartney

"[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh." - Ricky Gervais

"You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor." - Redman

"The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal." - Eric Stonestreet

"If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously." - Shay Mitchell

"Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u ..." - Nicki Minaj

"When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh." - Yoko Ono

"Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh." - Ricky Gervais

"I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on." - Henry Rollins

"For me, the most attractive thing in a man is the ability to make me laugh." - Mollie King

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." - Marilyn Monroe

"I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh." - Luke Wilson

"If you're asking me what I love, it's that point where I'm just scribbling and trying to make myself laugh and trying to outrage myself. Getting in that frame of mind where the more you laugh the more you laugh - I think that's what I'm attempting to do." - Barry Blitt

"I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh." - Luke Wilson

"Nobody makes me laugh." - Sean Hayes

"I have a very high respect for professional comedians. What they do astonishes me. You have to be really smart and absorb everything, repackage it, bring it back to the person, and make them laugh at themselves. I can make people laugh during my talks because they didn't come to have me make them laugh. It's added value. So my job is way easier than that of a professional comic." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh." - Delta Burke

"You have to make them laugh and then make them listen." - Aidan Quinn

"I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh." - Delta Burke

"If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth." - John Cleese

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting" ... But that's not all people laugh at." Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people." - Robert A Heinlein

"To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way." - Vir Das

"Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh." - John Oliver

"The public is composed of numerous groups whose cry to us writers is: 'Comfort me.' 'Amuse me.' 'Touch my sympathies.' 'Make me sad.' 'Make me dream.' 'Make me laugh.' 'Make me shiver.' 'Make me weep.' 'Make me think.'" - Guy De Maupassant

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I have done this-made the sad prince laugh. Made his grieving parents smile. None but me. Think you only kings have power? Stand on a stage and hold the hearts of men in your hands. Make them laugh with a gesture, cry with a word. Make them love you. And you will know what power is." - Jennifer Donnelly

"Summer and the laugh of my daughter make me believe in god." - Adrian Robinson

"I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability." - Tracy Morgan

"I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy." - Roselyn Sanchez

"I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh." - Dan Fogler

"I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh." - Stuart Rose

"I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism." - Sherri Shepherd

"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh." - Carrot Top

"There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh." - Kristen Wiig

"What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh." - Nathan Fillion

"Well," I said finally, knowing he was waiting, "you make me laugh." He nodded. "And?" "You're pretty good-looking." "Pretty good-looking? I called you beautiful." "You want to be beautiful?" I asked him. "Are you saying I'm not?" - Sarah Dessen

"You silly humans make me laugh when you say you're 'not looking for a relationship right now' -as if you had a choice in when and who you fall in love with. ~ Cupid" - Carlos Salinas De Gortari

"Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh." - Henry Ward Beecher

"If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her." - Nicol Williamson

"When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you." - Joan Rivers

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde

"If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke." - Gregory David Roberts

"My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth." - Ron White

"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." - Erma Bombeck

"The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen." - Merrie Spaeth

"I've always liked the fact that I could make people laugh at crazy stuff that has happened to me. If it makes you feel better at me falling down the stairs...then I'm going to do it." - Sherri Shepherd

"I like talking when people ask me sensible questions. Ask me senseless questions also, but in a context, and I can have fun, I can make you laugh at my answers." - Shahrukh Khan

"The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny." - Greg Giraldo

"When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?" - Max Frisch

"The best way to make friends with an audience is to make them laugh. You don't get people to laugh unless they surrender - surrender their defenses, their hostilities. And once you make an audience laugh, they're with you. And they listen to you if you've got something to say. I have a theory that if you can make them laugh, they're your friends." - Frank Capra

"I've seen comedians make people laugh by being either really dark and sad and touching, or really strange and bizarre and creepy. You can take the format and do whatever you want with it, and that seemed interesting to me." - Amy Seimetz

"Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh." - Horace Walpole

"You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that." - Cassandra Clare

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." - Anonymous

"Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh" - Joan Crawford

"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people." - Bobby Slayton

"I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words." - Michael Jackson

"The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry" - Martin Landau

"Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh." - Ian Mcdiarmid

"You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time." - Molly Shannon

"If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you." - Billy Wilder

"If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans." - Anne Lamott

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." - Woody Allen

"The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry." - Martin Landau

"On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs." - Rob Delaney

"A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh." - Helena Bonham Carter

"An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh." - Isla Fisher

"Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel." - Jon Lovitz

"If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious." - Giacomo Casanova

"It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile." - Kelly Reilly

"You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent." - Hal Roach

"I made people laugh as a kid, but that's not how you make a living." - Bob Newhart

"My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling." - Ellie Goulding

"Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn't bore," - Jean Dubuffet

"Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you." - Dale Carnegie

"I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh." - Dreama Walker

"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh." - Bruce Vilanch

"Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement." - Andrew Dice Clay

"I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance and above all, make people laugh." - Red Skelton

"I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh. Sometimes you can tell a lot about a person by the way they shake their ass." - Harmony Korine

"Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh." - Joe Buck

"I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at." - Jesse Eisenberg

"The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light." - Bill Hicks

"I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It's the little things in life that make me happy." - Faith Hill

"Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh." - Will Ferrell

"Larry David makes me laugh." - Mary J Blige

"When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expense of interactivity, then you've just created another funny game that isn't very fun. The videogame medium itself is a terrible place for complicated humor, drama, and character development." - Doug Tennapel

"Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen." - John Waters

"You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other." - Ruby Wax

"You've got a way with words. You got me smiling even when it hurts. There's no way to measure what your love is worth, I can't believe the way you get through to me. ~ Shania Twain If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe

"You've got a way with words. You got me smiling even when it hurts. There's no way to measure what your love is worth, I can't believe the way you get through to me. ~ Shania Twain If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe

"I approach everything the same. I try to make it as real as possible, whether you gotta make people laugh or make people cry, it's always the same approach for me. But if I start doing pratfalls, somebody please pull the plug on me." - Mark Wahlberg

"Vera said: "Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story?" So I told her why. Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me. Because if I tell the story, it doesn't hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it." - Nora Ephron

"My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans." - Ellie Goulding

"Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why." - Chris Hardwick

"Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life." - Christopher Paolini

"I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day." - Jessie J

"Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh." - Adam Sandler

"My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices." - Lily Collins

"If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at." - Tracy Morgan

"Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh." - Nick Wechsler

"I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh." - Harmony Korine

"If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you." - Oscar Wilde

"You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody." - Colin Quinn

"If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas" - John Cleese



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