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You Can't Fix Stupid Quotes


"You can't fix stupid." - Ron White

"You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid" - Si Robertson

"You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.-T-SHIRT" - Darynda Jones

"We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!" - Ron White

"You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to." - Ron White

"If you can't measure it, you can't fix it." - DJ Patil

"If you can't fix it, you have to stand it." - Annie Proulx

"Until you expose the cancer, you can't fix it." - James Mcbride

"You can't look stupid if you're having fun." - Amy Poehler

"Fix-it jackals can't wait to fix it, because they don't know how to enjoy pain. And until you learn how to enjoy pain, you can't enjoy intimacy." - Marshall B. Rosenberg

"You have to take responsibility for how you act. You can't fix everyone." - Dave Davies

"Monkeys can't talk, stupid!" - Jeff Kinney

"But you can't marry someone to fix him, even if you love them." - Patricia Briggs

"'s big. If you can't fix it, give it a spin." - Mark Z Danielewski

"When handling a customers complaint, remember: If you can't fix it, don't drop it." - Anonymous

"Life is a mess, Rose said. You can fix the mess human beings make, Rose said, But you can't fix the mess being human is." - Tom Spanbauer

"Good design can't fix broken business models." - Jeffrey Veen

"You can't make something happen with a horse, but you can fix things up and let it happen." - Buck Brannaman

"It is not possible to remake the world. You can fix parts, but you can't remake the world." - Ed Koch

"If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix Social Security, that's not a very good starting point." - Rob Portman

"You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid." - Scott Lynch

"If we fix it so's you can't make money on war, we'll all forget what we're killing folks for." - Woody Guthrie

"Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw." - Yvonne Strahovski

"If it's raining you can't fix the roof, if it's not raining it doesn't need to be fixed" - Jim Rohn

"If we can't face it, God can't fix it." - Catherine Austin Fitts

"He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea." - John Steinbeck

"The stupid things you say in the rain, that can't ever be washed away." - Janet Fitch

"You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid." - Charles Barkley

"There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." - H L Mencken

"You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays." - Nikolai Gogol

"You can't build another bridge that's so close to ours. It's stupid." - Manuel Moroun

"You can't hold the record forever, and I know that. I'm not stupid." - Janet Jackson

"I don't want money. What the hell's money good for? You can't drive it and you can't eat it and it won't even fix a flat." - Pat Frank

"You can't fix everything in life; you must leave some things unfixed to move forward! Do not feel bad about this, because you have no time to fix everything! Leave the unfixed there and move forward!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"We can't fix all problems but we must fix the ones we can" - Bono

"I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank page." - Nora Roberts

"We can't always fix our circumstances, but we can fix our minds on God" - Lysa TerKeurst

"Sin makes you stupid." - Mark P. Shea

"Some things you can fix, and some things you can't. And I just think it is a shame to walk away from the things you can." - Dana Reinhardt

"Sometimes, when you can't fix the problem on your own, you need to make some compromises and find the partners who can get the job done for you." - Andrew Bacevich

"You cannot fix what you cannot face." - Rev. James Cleveland

"There is nothing wrong with America that Americans can't fix." - Ronald Reagan

"There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"We can't fix what we do not address." - Ti

"I can't change the world. I have to fix me." - Bijou Phillips

"You can't focus on what everyone else is doing - it has to be about what's really broken and what you can do to fix it." - Drew Houston

"Rodeoing is about the only sport you can't fix. You'd have to talk to the bulls and horses, and they wouldn't understand you." - Bill Linderman

"Things... well, things suck sometimes. And sometimes you can fix it. And sometimes you can't. It's just the way it is." - Elizabeth Scott

"You can't fix a bad script after you start shooting. The problems on the page only get bigger as they move to the big screen." - Howard Hawks

"You can't focus on what everyone else is doing - it has to be about what's really broken and what you can do to fix it." - Drew Houston

"I can't fix the world. If you want to make a difference in life, you have to direct your energies in a focused way." - Bill Bryson

"When you have the arrogance, the confidence and you can't cook, then you're only going to look stupid." - Gordon Ramsay

"And you stupid, stupid woman, stupid for caring, stupid for thinking that he cared." - David Nicholls

"What brings you onto my property?" Rhev said, cradling his mug with both hands trying to absorb its warmth. Got a problem" I can't fix your personality, sorry" - J.R. Ward

"It's the only time that I'm ever nervous on stage, is when we're doing live TV. Especially an awards show, because I know you can't fix it." - Jason Aldean

"The world goes on, stupid and brutal, but I do not. Can't you see? I do not." - Jennifer Donnelly

"Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid." - Daniel Tosh

"Ginny, listen . . . I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together." "It's for some stupid, noble reason, isn't it?" - J K Rowling

"You'd be amazed how much fun you can have if you get out of your own head. The problem is that now people are only interested in themselves. What we have is a non-voting generation. That's what they should call you guys, the non-voting generation. You think you can't fix anything until you fix yourselves. Well, let me be the first to tell you, you will never fix yourselves. p.32" - Stephen Elliott

"Whatever you fix your eyes on is what you will encourage; fix your eyes on Jesus." - Mark Parker

"If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid." - Tony Rothman

"You can't fix a fundamentally broken law; you've got to replace it. That's why Congress can't save Obamacare with a few tweaks, despite what its defenders say. No quick fix can correct the main flaw: The law takes power away from patients and hands it to bureaucrats. ..." - Paul Ryan

"Simmon pushed his hair out of his eyes, laughing boyishly. "You can't argue your way out of this one! She's obviously stupid for you. And you're just plain stupid, so it's a great match." - Patrick Rothfuss

"Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart. Never. Ever. 'You can come down the evolutionary ladder,' Chon has observed to Ben and O; 'you can't climb up." - Don Winslow

"You don't know how to fix the holes in our ozone layer. You don't know how to bring salmon back up a dead stream. You don't know how to bring back an animal now extinct. And you can't bring back forests that once grew where there is now desert. If you don't know how to fix it, please stop breaking it!" - Severn Cullis-Suzuki

"Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you." - Sarah Palin

"As you get older, you have to fix your insides, because your face naturally gets a little crabby-looking, so if you're thinking mean thoughts, you look doubly mean when you get older. You can't hide it." - Lea Thompson

"You don't have to tell me everything right away, but I have to tell you everything right away? Can't you see how stupid that is?" - Veronica Roth

"I am not a very timid type. It's very important to some people, but not to me. I have a simple philosophy: worry about those things you can fix. It you can't fix it, don't worry about it; accept it and do the best you can." - Jimmy Doolittle

"I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when you're younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. That's what people do. And you can't really fix anything. It shouldn't be a massive difficult thing every day. Life's difficult enough." - Albert Brooks

"I deal with stress in two ways because there are two kinds of stress. There's stress that you can take care of and there's stress that you can't. The first one, I take care of it as fast as possible, because putting it off always makes it worse. Things that I can't fix? I think about the fact that I can't fix them. I think about why I can't fix them and I come to terms with the fact that this is a problem that I'm not going to overcome and that the world is not a wish granting factory." - Hank Green

"Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can't tell if you're joking around, you just can't have any sense of humour; you really can't." - Ray Liotta

"Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough: There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer." - A E Housman

"Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns." - Rutger Hauer

"When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke." - David Byrne

"You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."" - Tina Fey

"At the end of the day, you're responsible for yourself and your actions and that's all you can control. So rather than be frustrated with what you can't control, try to fix the things you can." - Kevin Garnett

"I don't believe there's anything in life you can't go back and fix. The ancient Vedas - the oldest Hindu philosophy - and modern science agree that time is an illusion. If that's true, there's no such thing as a past or a future - it's all one huge now. So what you fix now affects the past and the future." - Alan Arkin

"If you tell somebody enough, "You're stupid, you're not worth it, you can't do this, you can't do that," then how many times do you have to hear that before you believe it? The power of words is immeasurable." - Christi Paul

"Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand." - Jean Francois Paul de Gondi

"Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid." - Doug Stanhope

"Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand." - Cardinal de Retz

"Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand." - Jean Francois Paul De Gon

"You cannot fix what you will not face." - James A Baldwin

"You cannot fix a problem that you refuse to acknowledge." - Margaret Heffernan

"If you ca' measure it, you ca' fix it." - DJ Patil

"You don't fix the problem until you define it." - John W Snow

"Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's not their fault. And then you're telling them they can't fix them by themselves. Look at your life. Your life sucks. You're a victim of these people here, you can't fix it. You need us looking out for you. "Us" being the Democrat Party in this case, the people that go out and get votes." - Rush Limbaugh

"There is no quick fix. At the end of the day, you still have to do the work to maintain your weight. It can't be a diet. You have to change your life." - Al Roker

"There is something you can't fix, can't heal, or can't escape, and all you can do it trust God. Finding ultimate refuge in God means you become so immersed in his presence, so convinced of his goodness, so devoted to his lordship that you find even the cave is a perfectly safe place to be because he is there with you." - John Ortberg

"You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things about technique. I don't want to say something stupid." - Kirsten Dunst

"When you can't fix all your problems with your fists and the problems aren't solely physical, and you've got to deal with the emotional complexities of life and people, it's a really interesting development." - Antony Starr

"I hate tooting my own horn, but after Steven Spielberg saw Yentl, he said: "I wish I could tell you how to fix your picture, but I can't. It's the best film I've seen since Citizen Kane"." - Barbra Streisand

"Ego is something that everybody, creative especially, has to grapple with. You need enough ego to keep going but not so much ego that you're deaf or blind, that you're making a mistake and can't fix the course." - Steven Soderbergh

"There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it you've got to stand it." - Annie Proulx

"I always believed you could fix whatever problems." - Andrew Dice Clay

"If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it." - Tim Allen

"You can fix anything but a blank page." - Nora Roberts

"You have to fix something when it first appears." - Joe Torre

"Do you know how much faster I can fix an airplane when I want to fix it than when I don't want to fix it?" - Gordon Bethune

"Adults always acted like they could fix everything. But they can't. And they know it." - Jana Oliver

"When it don't rain, the roof don't leak; when it rains, I can't fix it nohow." - Robert A Heinlein

"There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix." - Alexander Woollcott

"I write every day. Even if I'm not writing well, I write through it. I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank one." - Nora Roberts

"The most important thing in writing is to have written. I can always fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank one." - Nora Roberts

"It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!" - Lewis Black

"They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge." - Aisha Tyler

"In TV, you usually don't get a chance to fix anything. It's always easier to cancel something than fix it." - Nick Zano

"You don't make stupid jokes in art." - Martin Kippenberger

"You are literally too stupid to insult." - Ed Helms

"Words can hurt, you stupid bitch." - Bill Allred

"Can I still dunk... Are you stupid?" - Michael Jordan

"You don't get old being stupid." - Chili Davis

"Fear makes you do stupid things." - Ricardo Salinas Pliego

"You did what you did out of love. I can't be mad at you over that. It was stupid, but that's how love is. Do you have any idea what I'd do for you? To keep you safe?" - Richelle Mead

"With any novel that you begin, you can't foresee how difficult or easy it's going to be, and you can't really prepare yourself. You just have a take it one step at a time and know that it's all right to keep going - you can always fix it." - Jane Smiley

"Racist people are few, in the minority. But you can do nothing to change them. You can talk, you can do what you want, but you can't do anything because they are just stupid people." - Mario Balotelli

"I've had a lot of typewriters that I've had relationships with; one still has a piece of masking tape that says "$8" on it. I love working on them. I can't fix a computer or a car, but I can fix a typewriter. I like them because you can write on them late at night, depending on what you're fortifying yourself with, and the next morning you can still figure what you wrote." - Eddie Vedder

"It was my view then, and still is, that you don't make war without knowing why. Knowledge of course, is always imperfect, but it seemed to me that when a nation goes to war it must have reasonable confidence in the justice and imperative of its cause. You can't fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can't make them undead." - Tim O'Brien

"You can't go back. Can't fix what broke. But you can go forward. And every step matters. Every one makes a difference." She pushed away from the desk, cupped his face in her hands. "From where I'm standing, you're the best step I ever took." - Nora Roberts

"Knowledge, of course, is always imperfect, but it seemed to me that when a nation goes to war it must have reasonable confidence in the justice and imperative of its cause. You can't fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can't make them undead." - Tim O'Brien

"People want the nation to transform in the same way they want their own lives to transform. If you're interested in transforming your life, you can't just transform some things. You can't try to fix some things, but sweep other things under the rug because it's too hard to face them. And the same is true for a nation." - Marianne Williamson

"If everything is going well in my life then I start to read the papers more and I start to worry about everything I can't deal with. They say wisdom is knowing what you can fix and what you can't change. I'm very unwise." - Josh Hartnett

"You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid." - Chester Bennington

"I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???" - Louise Rennison

"Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean." - John Waters

"Your breasts are alabaster orbs.' "What?" Rufus objected. "That's stupid. I'm not saying that." "Do you have some better suggestion?" "Why can't you just say she's got a fair set of titties?" - Tessa Dare

"I did plenty of crazy stuff, but I did a lot of charity stuff. You can't stop. You want to continue to taste, and sometimes that's crazy, stupid things." - Leif Garrett

"Dill said striking a match under a turtle was hateful. "How do you know a match don't hurt him?" "Turtles can't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Where you ever a turtle, huh?" - Harper Lee

"My timing is off. But I had to get it out. Some things you have to tell, no matter how stupid they may sound. Some things you can't save for later. There might not be a later." - Mary E. Pearson

"You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don't believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either." - Paul Auster

"If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you." - Cody Rhodes

"You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid." - Temple Grandin

"You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid" - Tony La Russa

"I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid." - Harlan Ellison

"Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid." - Bill Keller

"Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid." - Mark Hoppus

"If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, you're out of your mind. There are more kicks the fuck to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung. If you think you need stuff to play music or sing, you're crazy. It can fix you so you can't play nothing or sing nothing." - Billie Holiday

"Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card..." - Jill Shalvis

"What happens when you have vast legislative overreach is you don't particularly fix the problem you started out to fix but create problems for everyone else." - Carly Fiorina

"Trust you? Rue-trust you? You counterfeited your own death rather than wed me. You told me you'd rather die than stay in Darkfrith. I can't-I don't know how to fix that. I don't know how to mend it. Tell me." He took a step toward her. "Tell me, and I'll do it." - Shana Abe

"I imagine the wave of water colliding with the rock and spilling over the tile floor, collecting around my shoes. Doing a little at once can fix something, eventually, but I feel like when you believe that something is truly a problem, you throw everything you have at it, because you just can't help yourself." - Veronica Roth

"Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn't." - Eoin Colfer

"You don't fix a man the way you do a fault in a pipe or a leak in a roof. You take him as he is, Mary Brenna, or you don't take him at all...adjustments can't be all made on one side, darling, else the balance goes off and what's being built just falls down." - Nora Roberts

"A Republican philosophy goes something like this: If you take your car to the mechanic, and instead of fixing it, they take out the engine and charge you an arm and a leg, you should conclude that mechanics can't fix cars and you should probably just take yours to the junkyard and sell it for scrap metal." - Keith Ellison

"Stupid cupid you're a real mean guy, I'd like to pick your wings so you can't fly, I am in love and it's a crying shame, and I know that you're the one to blame, hey, hey set me free, stupid cupid, stop picking on me." - Mandy Moore

"I know a lot of people in Washington would say, well, you know, indigent people can't manage their health savings account. They're too stupid. But they're not too stupid. Somebody has a diabetic foot ulcer, they learn very quickly not to go the emergency room where it costs five times more to take care of it. They go to the clinic." - Benjamin Carson

"The more you feel like you need to fix something, the more you need to not." - Esther Hicks

"No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."" - Bill Hader

"If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid." - Jack Lalanne



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