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You Can't Beat Me Quotes


"you can't beat me and my prayers!" - Zora Neale Hurston

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em." - Mario

"I got an owner that looks out for me. You can't beat that." - Carmelo Anthony

"If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em." - Harry S Truman

"It's just life. You can't beat life." - Alice Munro

"It's just life. You can't beat life." - Alice Munro

"If you can't beat them. Join them" - Jim Henson

"If you can't join them, beat them." - Mort Sahl

"You can't beat a love triangle." - Aidan Turner

"You can't beat somebody with nobody." - Jack Abramoff

"If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice." - Conn Smythe

"We're in Madison Square Garden, I can't let you beat me in Madison Square Garden, are you serious!?" - Roy Jones Jr.

"You can't let a man like this beat you." - Ricky Hatton

"You can't beat life when you consider the alternatives." - Stephen Tobolowsky

"You can't beat The Beatles, you join 'em." - Peggy Lee

"Why did you beat me so hard?" - Joseph Stalin

"If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!" - Charles M Schulz

"When it comes to mentors, you can't beat survival." - Christopher Mcdougall

"If you can't beat 'em, then jine 'em." - Proverbs

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." - Anonymous

"You can't beat 2 guitars, bass, and drums." - Lou Reed

"You just can't beat the person who never gives up." - Babe Ruth

"You can't beat two guitars, bass, and drums." - Lou Reed

"You can't beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude." - Rob Sheffield

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin

"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin

"Beat me, hate me, you can never break me." - Michael Jackson

"You and I, travel to the beat of a different drum, can't you tell by the way I run, every time you make eyes at me." - Linda Ronstadt

"Ali even told me in the ring, 'You can't beat me - I'm your Lord.' I just told him, 'Lord, you're in the wrong place tonight.'" - Joe Frazier

"If you can't count, they can cheat you. If you can't read, they can beat you." - Toni Morrison

"You only beat me if you get me to hate." - Billy Joel

"Don't tell me to watch the beat. You watch me." - Boozoo Chavis

"A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke." - Jenny Eclair

"HBO churn out some unbelievable stuff. They really got me with things like 'Band of Brothers.' But you can't beat 'The Sopranos.'" - Mark Lawrenson

"It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter." - Rob Lowe

"you told me I could beat him. You promised." - J.R. Ward

"America can't beat anyone anymore." - George Clooney

"I couldn't beat Michael Phelps. A couple of years ago, I was racing against him and it just kinda dawned on me during the race that there was no chance I was gonna beat this guy. And so I said, if you can't beat him, find a race that he won't swim." - Mark Warkentin

"When I would lose matches, I fully respected the person who beat me, because they beat me. I can't blame anybody." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"If you can't beat them (Packers), You might as well join them" - Julius Peppers

"You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table." - Adlai Stevenson

"You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table." - Adlai E Stevenson

"You can't beat everyone up all the time with the same brush" - Steve Claridge

"For a pure sense of being tumultuously alive, you can't beat the nasty side of existence." - Philip Roth

"There's no fool like an old fool - you can't beat experience." - Jacob Braude

"You just can't beat slip covers for giving that friendly air hospitals need so desperately." - Dorothy Draper

"You can't beat a nice glass of Chardonnay after a really long, hard day." - Suzanne Shaw

"There's an old American saying that says you can't beat somebody with nobody." - Josef Joffe

"There is no fool like an old fool - you can't beat experience." - Jacob M. Braude

"When it comes to designer, you can't beat Victoria Beckham. I love her stuff." - Amy Childs

"I really love 'Pocahontas.' Today I was watching 'Aladdin.' It's a classic; you can't beat it." - Tinashe

"A good cup of Earl Grey tea - you can't beat it." - Antonia Thomas

"You can't beat Freddie Mercury. He was a mad man in the best sense possible." - Kacey Musgraves

"You can't beat a cop drama. That's what everybody seems to want to watch." - Clark Johnson

"Nobody can beat you." - Slobodan Milosevic

"I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats." - Nick Offerman

"There's no one alive I can't beat." - Bobby Fischer

"Why can't I beat up John Cena?" - Shawn Michaels

"I never give up. If you beat me, you have to beat me one, three, four, five times, and I still don't give up." - Mariano Rivera

"If you want to beat me up, feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself." - John Edwards

"You can't hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn't mean it's useless." - George R R Martin

"Whatever circumstance it is, if you always do your best, then you can't beat yourself up, basically." - Lexi Ainsworth

"You can't beat a good sonnet, and you can write a sonnet without being married to the damned thing." - Bonnie Jo Campbell

"You shouldn't have any betting in the locker room at all, whether it's baseball or it's horses. You can't beat the horses. You can't beat any kind of gambling because they have the odds." - George Steinbrenner

"I'll beat you up right now if you want me to." - Shaquille O'Neal

"You're making a big mistake if you think that you can beat me." - Daniel Gillies

"I would fall in love with you if you would beat these people out of me." - Buddy Wakefield

"You can beat me up, but don't touch my hair, I will kill you!" - Jet Li

"Mount Everest, you beat me the first time, but I'll beat you the next time because you've grown all you are going to grow... but I'm still growing!" - Edmund Hillary

"The more I lose, the more they believe they can beat me. But believing is not enough, you still have to beat me." - Roger Federer

"Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've got older I've become very interested in that part of the work" - Lars Von Trier

"Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've got older I've become very interested in that part of the work." - Lars Von Trier

"We ride through life on the beast within us. Beat the animal, but you can't make it think." - Luigi Pirandello

"You can't stop a revolution from breathin', so to beat 'em they offer people the illusion of freedom." - Immortal Technique

"There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again." - Bill Bryson

"People are disgusted. They're disgusted with their politicians. They're disgusted with our trade deals. They're disgusted with the fact that the military can't even beat ISIS. Can you imagine telling General George Patton we can't beat ISIS?" - Donald Trump

"Come near me and I'll rip your wings off and beat you with them." - Rachel Vincent

"No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton." - The Miz

"I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'" - Jim Goad

"You have it in your power to turn a bad-beat around simply by realizing this simple truth: The more bad beats you encounter, the luckier you are. It's a sign that you are playing against opponents who continually take the worst of it, and if you can't beat someone who always takes the worst of it, you can't beat anyone." - Lou Krieger

"They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus." - Dane Cook

"You can't beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes. and the more often you learn to do it, the more light there will be. your life is your life. know it while you have it." - Charles Bukowski

"You wish to put me in the dark. I tell you that I will never be put in the dark. You wish to beat me. I tell you that you will never beat me." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"You can't ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I really wanted to fly through the air. I was a daredevil, a performer. I loved the thrill, the money, the whole macho thing. All those things made me Evel Knievel. Sure, I was scared. You gotta be an ass not to be scared. But I beat the hell out of death." - Evel Knievel

"How do you beat Obama? Beat him with a Cain!" - Herman Cain

"Showing weakness will encourage your opponents. It inspires them. It encourages them to hit harder. To come faster. But when you don't show any fear, or when you don't show any hurt, you have the opportunity to discourage your opponent. You discourage your enemies. The bottom line is, if you think properly, you don't even have to think about all of that. All you have to think about is that guy across from me is human, and so am I. And he'll never out-work me. He'll never out-think me. And if you can't out-work me, and you can't out-think me, you'll never beat me." - Jim Brown

"You can't make me love you." - Neil Gaiman

"There's a lesson to be learned out of everything we go through in life. I recall when I left [Jack Gordon], and my mother was so upset. "How could you allow him to beat you? You should really be upset with him." And I said, "Mother, I can't be." She goes, "Why?" I said, "Because I can't harbor hatred in my heart." I was extremely religious and extremely naive. God took me through that for a reason, for me to learn the outcome." - Latoya Jackson

"You know, we can't beat ISIS. We can't do anything. We can't take care of our vets. We can't have good health care. "Obama care" is a disaster. It's got to be repealed. It's got to be repealed and replaced." - Donald Trump

"Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go." He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said. "Would you rather I do that?" "No. Not even a little." - Janet Evanovich

"You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to." - William Faulkner

"You can't just beat a team, you have to leave a lasting impression in their minds so they never want to see you again." - Mia Hamm

"You can't go over every beat, every second, and worry about how you can do it better - it'll eat you alive." - William Sanderson

"I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat. You just have them transferred someplace where they can't do you any harm. But don't ever talk to me about the honor of police captains or judges. If they couldn't be bought they wouldn't have the job." - Al Capone

"Does that mean you agree?" He groaned. "I think it means you crushed my spirit and beat me down." "Fantastic." - Cassandra Clare

"You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally." - Eminem

"Before you can beat me (this is the easy part), you have to allow yourself to win." - John Brady

"Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time." - Lou Brock

"If you ever look sideways at another man or attempt to refuse me I shall beat you. Got it?" - Margaret Way

"Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is: You can't beat Somebody with Nobody." - William Safire

"You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels so good." - Barbara Hall

"You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game." - Dave Ramsey

"If you do something that you're proud of, that someone else understands, that is a thing of beauty that wasn't there before - you can't beat that." - Teller

"Fighting means you could lose. Bullying means you can't. A bully wants to beat somebody; he doesn't want to fight somebody." - Andrew Vachss

"I figured there's nobody who's going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can't help if people don't like me up there in Washington. I've got a district that I respect, and I think it respects me." - Ralph Hall

"Barack Obama can't beat ISIS. He's a lousy president." - Donald Trump

"In 15 years or something - I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture and I just beat the s- out of him. I mean - out of nowhere - when my picture's not even worth ... and I've spent all my money, so you can't sue me!" - Robert Pattinson

"L.A. is cool. If I could have the rest of my family out there, I think it would make it that much better for me. As far as work and the weather, you can't really beat it. I just wish they had the New York social life out there. That would make it perfect." - Michael B Jordan

"A smart man can't beat a hardworking man and a hard working man can't beat a happy working man." - Taeyang

"You can't trust a vampire, trust me" - Stephenie Meyer

"You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar." - John Lydon

"You can't take the sky from me." - Joss Whedon

"You can't lead me down that rode." - Taylor Swift

"You can't tell me what to feel" - Lauren Oliver

"You can't hurt me without my permission." - Mahatma Gandhi

"You can't hear me? Read my lips!" - Stevie Wonder

"You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar." - Sid Vicious

"You can't get much whiter than me." - Pitbull

"I'm permanent you can't erase me" - Shawn Mendes

"If you but knew the flames that burn in me which I attempt to beat down with my reason." - Alexander Pushkin

"Bones smiled. "Oh, grand. Going to make me beat the truth out of you? My favorite way to work." - Jeaniene Frost

"Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies." - Nalini Singh

"So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt." - Eoin Colfer

"If you have someone equal in ability to me I will beat him every time because I will try harder." - Pete Rose

"Show me a man or woman with a mission, and I'll show you somebody that's tougher to beat." - Roger Ailes

"You know what Canino will do-beat my teeth out and then kick me in the stomach for mumbling." - Raymond Chandler

"You beat Cancer by how you live." - Stuart Scott

"Haters saying they wanna defeat us, they don't hate us they wanna be us. Truth is you can't join us or beat us." - Wiz Khalifa

"[Sharron Angle] said, 'I can't win without you getting out of the race.' But I said I couldn't. I'm going to beat Harry Reid." - Scott Ashjian

"If the West believed in something, it would prevail overnight. The problem is you can't beat bad faith with no faith." - Dennis Prager

"said, 'I can't win without you getting out of the race.' But I said I couldn't. I'm going to beat Harry Reid." - Scott Ashjian

"Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!" - Neil Gaiman

"I'm vain enough to think that I've made a successful life. I've had everything I've ever wanted. You can't beat that." - Jack Gilbert

"You can't beat a Diane Von Fostenburg wrap dress; I always tend to go for the wrap dresses with a little more structure. I also love Prada shoes." - Wendi Mclendoncovey

"... Nashville is such a fantastic city, with this great creative music energy. Then there's that Southern hospitality, you can't beat that." - Sam Palladio

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" - Joe Kapp

"When you're in a place like New York or D.C. you just can't beat it, and it's so hard to recreate because they are both such distinctive places." - Liev Schreiber

"Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too! Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that? Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life! Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals. Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off." - Natsuki Takaya

"You can't break me because you didn't make me." - Denzel Washington

"I can't make you love me, but you can't keep me from loving you." - Jack Hyles

"I don't care if I pass your test, I don't care if I follow your rules. If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly - I'll beat you unfairly first. - Ender" - Orson Scott Card

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something." - Emo Philips

"And then there's the sickness I feel from looking at legs I can't touch, or at lips that don't smile at me. Or hips that don't reach for me. And hearts that don't beat for me." - Markus Zusak

"When we got to the part where we had to improvise an argument in a poetic language, I got cold feet. "I can't do this," I said. "I don't know what to say." "Say anything," he said. "You can't make a mistake when you improvise." "What if I mess it up? What if I screw up the rhythm?" "You can't," he said. "It's like drumming. If you miss a beat, you create another." In this simple exchange, Sam taught me the secret of improvisation, one that I have accessed my whole life." - Patti Smith

"Do you hurt uncle Kisten', he asked.(...) but Kisten beat me to it. "Only my heart, Audric," he said. "Ms. Rachel is like the sun. See her sparkling there with the wind in her hair and fire in her eyes? You can't catch the sun. You can only feel its touch on your face. And if you get too much of it, it burns you." - Kim Harrison

"The first shot does not beat you." - Chuck Daly

"It's just life. You ca' beat life." - Alice Munro

"If complexity doesn't beat you, paradox will." - Tom Robbins

"You can get beat any day." - Usain Bolt

"Whether it's pool or Ping Pong, I can't stand to have my kids beat me. Especially Ping Pong! And when they beat me, they just needle the devil out of me. That's fine. I'd rather have that than let them win a shallow victory." - Jack Nicklaus



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