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Yesterday News Quotes


"If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?" - Stephen Colbert

"If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? BAM. Busted!" - Stephen Colbert

"News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper." - Arthur Christiansen

"I'm a news junkie." - Mikhail Baryshnikov

"A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."" - Frank Carson

"Waste no tears over the griefs of yesterday." - Euripides

"The crisis of yesterday is the joke of tomorrow." - H G Wells

"Self knowledge is always bad news." - John Barth

"News photography teaches you to think fast." - Weegee

"A fancifully fancyless medium of unvarnished news." - Willard Van Orman Quine

"I want to democratize business news." - Neil Cavuto

"Even technology companies get good news sometimes." - Alex Berenson

"NBC News will help define Comcast." - Brian Roberts

"I cannot afford to watch Fox News." - Gil Scottheron

"I'm very wary of news on television." - Val Kilmer

"News isn't even the truth on television." - Val Kilmer

"Fake news has been around as long as news has been around." - Al Gore

"I don't look for good-news stories or bad-news stories." - Richard Engel

"I read Google News and use NetNewsWire to keep up with general and tech news." - Steve Wozniak

"Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country." - Conan O'Brien

"Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's on more drugs than Barry Bonds." - Conan O'Brien

"So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!" - Abigail Van Buren

"I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't." - Diane Sawyer

"Winning the election is a good-news, bad-news kind of thing. Okay, now you're the mayor. The bad news is, now you're the mayor." - Clint Eastwood

"For yesterday and for all tomorrows, we dance the best we know" - Kate Seredy

"The highest point of yesterday should be the lowest point of today" - B.K.S. Iyengar

"Memories are nothing but the lash with which yesterday flogs tomorrow." - Philip Moeller

"The honest work of yesterday has lost its social status, its social esteem." - Peter Drucker

"Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that" - Margaret Segall

"Let go of yesterday." - Joel Osteen

"We want someone to bring us the news." - William Gaddis

"Markets will always move ahead of the news." - Joseph Granville

"So much of the news was invented for propaganda." - Elsa Morante

"Every morning is good news, every child that is born is good news, every just man is good news, every singer is good news, because every singer is one less soldier." - Facundo Cabral

"That proverbial saying, "Ill news goes quick and far." - Plutarch

"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me." - Kevin Nealon

"I've written thousands of stories, started hundreds of news cycles." - Matt Drudge

"Journalism as theater is what TV news is." - Thomas Griffith

"Time off from the news is always something I welcome." - Josh Radnor

"The bad news motivated the drill instructors that much more." - R Lee Ermey

"The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news." - Peter Mcwilliams

"Once again I stopped listening to the news this week." - Donella Meadows

"The good news is dollars don't vote, people do." - Dave Brat

"There's no such thing as good news in America." - Steven Patrick Morrissey

"Men still control the news, both on and off camera." - Jessica Savitch

"News represents another form of advertising, not liberal propaganda." - Christopher Lasch

"It's easy to get bogged down in bad news." - Maggie Smith

"The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older." - Johnny Carson

"Don't hide bad news. With multiple information channels available, bad news always becomes known. Be candid right from the start." - John C Maxwell

"a sensation is always the same as a piece of news, and a piece of news never lives long." - Jostein Gaarder

"No news is good news." - Ludovic Halevy

"News reports don't change the world. Only facts change it, and those have already happened when we get the news." - Friedrich Durrenmatt

"One reason I left local news was that I was tired of the constant musical chairs among news directors." - Jessica Savitch

"Some news managers have been slow to grasp that good television news is always substance over form." - Jessica Savitch

"Tabloid news is tabloid news." - Elizabeth Edwards

"We are in the business of gathering the news. We're not in the business of talking about the news." - Aaron Brown

"I have got this letter which actually goes out the day after I die. It has already been written. And it says that: "Yesterday I died". And then it says: "That's bad news for me, but it's not bad news for you, the shareholders of Berkshire". And then I go on and explain what is going to happen. I know that is one time when they will be really interested in hearing from me." - Warren Buffett

"Yesterday the Soros -funded far left group Media Matters made a big issue of Pat Robertson's idiotic statement that the US should assassinate Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. Today Robertson's comment is all over mainstream media. Are we supposed to think it's news that Robertson has a few screws loose?" - Charles Foster Johnson

"Yesterday, today was tomorrow. And tomorrow, today will be yesterday." - George Harrison

"To-morrow I will live, the fool does say; To-day itself's too late, the wise lived yesterday." - Martial

"There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow." - Robert Jones Burdette

"Yesterday is just a memory." - Bob Dylan

"Face tomorrow tomorrow's not yesterday" - Avril Lavigne

"Yesterday's errors let yesterday cover." - Sarah Chauncey Woolsey

"Choose between yesterday and tomorrow." - Paul Newman

"Tomorrow's just your future yesterday." - Craig Ferguson

"I don't believe in yesterday." - John Lennon

"Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday." - Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

"Tomorrow is your future's yesterday." - Craig Ferguson

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

"I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." - Abraham Lincoln

"Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ... Thanks to the mathematics of combinatorics, we will never run out of news." - Steven Pinker

"I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right." - Frank Zappa

"Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional." - Ron Fournier

"Today, the news is scandals; that is news, but the many children who don't have food - that's not news. This is grave. We can't rest easy while things are this way." - Pope Francis

"When there is good news, and it is news , we do report it, but usually news is a record of human failure. Those wanting to celebrate human accomplishment are, as someone said, advised to go to the sports section." - Linda Ellerbee

"The truth is I don't watch a lot of news, except for when I'm here at the office watching Fox News. I get my news online primarily when I'm not watching the channel." - Megyn Kelly

"Foreign news is one of the most expensive kinds of news and, unlike in colonial days, one of the categories with the lowest levels of audience interest." - John Maxwell Hamilton

"The good news is that Jesus is praying for us. The bad news is that we are going to need it!" - John Wimber

"The real news is bad news." - Marshall Mcluhan

"A news conference is a device by which the establishment keeps large numbers of reporters from covering the news every place else." - Sam Smith

"Convert bad news to good news." - Bill Gates

"The national media are doing everything they can to suppress bad news about Hillary Clinton and everything they can to maximize bad news about Donald Trump." - Newt Gingrich

"We begin to inhabit oppositional and rarely intersecting mental universes having to do with ideology and fact and non-fact and news and non-news." - David Remnick

"It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world." - Sebastian Bach

"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson

"When you live in America, it's kind of insular - the news coverage that you get - unless you're really smart about it and find more international news coverage." - Kim Raver

"I was really lucky to work at CBS news. I was blessed to be able to live my dream in many ways at CBS news." - Dan Rather

"It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news." - Dick Cavett

"But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story." - Megan Fox

"Each stage of development, remember, has a dialectic of progress-in plain language, every new development is good news, bad news." - Ken Wilber

"Literature is news that stays news." - Ezra Pound

"The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage." - Jessica Savitch

"Is it not wonderful news to believe that salvation lies outside ourselves?" - Martin Luther

"The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed." - Jon Stewart

"[I read news] because no one's going to tell me what they really think of something." - Ed Helms

"People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package." - Bill Maher

"Quentin Tarantino assistant called me and said: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you got the part, the bad news is you have to do it." I was like: "Oh Jesus, when am I supposed to do this?" I was prepping Hostel." - Eli Roth

"I've always loved news. I've always loved storytelling and being where the scene is." - Abby Huntsman

"You're not buying news when you buy The New York Times. You're buying judgment." - Arthur Ochs Sulzberger

"Though it be honest, it is never good to bring bad news." - William Shakespeare

"There's villainous news abroad." - William Shakespeare

"When it comes to the news, the corporate view is `objective,' all else is propaganda." - Studs Terkel

"Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions." - Andy Borowitz

"Individual investors predictably flock to stocks in companies that are in the news." - Daniel Kahneman

"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news." - Gloria Borger

"The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"" - Gelett Burgess

"I wouldn't make a connection between the daily news and volcanoes." - Werner Herzog

"Bad news travels fast." - Proverbs

"Bad news flies fast." - Anne Bronte

"I always watch the French news on the Internet while having my breakfast." - Sigrid Agren

"The elimination of the barbaric terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is good news for the world." - Spencer Bachus

"We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too." - Helen Hayes

"I don't have time for the news clippings. I got my own mission." - Nas

"When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information." - Ted Rall

"News, if unreported, has no impact. It might as well have not happened at all." - Gay Talese

"It is not true that virtually all news in a totalitarian state is false." - Konrad Zuse

"Business news is sexy." - Maria Bartiromo

"I don't think business news is just for old white men with money." - Neil Cavuto

"It's always better to deliver the news yourself rather than allow your boss to be surprised." - Mary Cheney

"I'm a hockey fan; I watch hockey, and I listen to the news." - Enrico Colantoni

"The American future is here, and there's great news: the future votes." - Rosario Dawson

"You never want to have to give your child bad news of any kind." - Jonathan Dee

"I never think too far into the future. I'm too busy thinking about tomorrow's news." - Matt Drudge

"Television saved the movies. The Internet is going to save the news business." - Matt Drudge

"It's hard to listen to the news every day and have everyone saying you're the Antichrist." - Erin Duffy

"I live on my phone: I have a bunch of news and informational apps on there." - Warren Ellis

"Leaks and whispers are a daily routine of news-gathering in Washington." - William Greider

"I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows." - Chelsea Handler

"Before a match, I do not follow any chess news except the games." - Viswanathan Anand

"When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell." - Bernard Baruch

"In market valuation, Yahoo is worth about as much Walt Disney and the News Corporation combined." - Alex Berenson

"Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to 'Bruce Almighty' where I played a news guy, to 'Anchorman' where I played a news guy, now I'm... yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits." - Steve Carell

"I would appear on Fox News more easily than I would NPR." - Noam Chomsky

"It's old news, me and my accent, but it always seems to make headlines." - Michelle Dockery

"I started my own magazine with drawings, commentary, news, film reviews and drawings." - Carlos Fuentes

"The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes." - Willie Geist

"I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day." - Ira Glass

"To have news value is to have a tin can tied to one's tail." - T E Lawrence

"There's no new news." - Tommy Lee

"I'm still a news junkie. I mean, I always was, I am now." - Joan Lunden

"I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism." - Aaron Mcgruder

"It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news." - John Mellencamp

"People want to have a voice and a say in what is news." - Kevin Rose

"News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute." - Jessica Savitch

"The news anchor is exactly that - an anchor, a center, a focus." - Jessica Savitch

"News events cannot be controlled, nor can newscasts be mapped out like entertainment shows." - Jessica Savitch

"Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news." - Marilyn Vos Savant

"Television news is a delicate balance of serving public good and private gain." - Jessica Savitch

"When I first anchored in 1970, I had never seen a woman anchor a news show." - Jessica Savitch



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