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Year Old Quotes


"He had a thousand-year-old stare." - Louise Erdrich

"Holmes, I'm a 24 year old prude." - Laurie R King

"A three-year-old is not half a six-year-old." - Ken Robinson

"On her daughters: I have a 5 year old and I have a 1 year old." - Sarah Rafferty

"Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened?" - Ann Landers

"I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man." - Eric Dane

"I'm a fifty-three-year-old writer who can remember being a ten-year-old writer and who expects someday to be an eighty-year-old writer." - Octavia Butler

"Never read a book that is not a year old." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves." - Bill Watterson

"I was x years old in the year x2." - Augustus De Morgan

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy" - Megan Fox

"God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's." - Eugene Mirman

"I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old." - Kurt Angle

"I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new." - Anthony Jeselnik

"We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites." - David Walliams

"You can't be a 25-year-old forever." - John Legend

"Never read any book that is not a year old." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"...there is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old..." - John Irving

"I dress like a 30-year-old woman." - Selena Gomez

"As a 12-year-old, I think everything seems scary." - Rooney Mara

"Extinction was a difficult concept for a 10-year-old." - Nell Newman

"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years." - Mickey Rooney

"I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor." - Kesha

"I've never been a 16-year-old girl." - Chris Lilley

"I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight" - Blaine Wilson

"Inside I feel much like a 12-year-old or a 17-year-old who knows big words." - Tim O'Brien

"I have a 20-year-old son, I have a 12-year-old son and I'm so afraid for them," - Killer Mike

"I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." - Charlie Sheen

"Inside I feel much like a 12-year-old or a 17-year-old who knows big words." - Tim Obrien

"It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen." - George Clooney

"Some days, you feel like a 22-year-old and some days you feel like a 40-year-old." - Jorge Posada

"It strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive." - Joss Stone

"A new year can begin only because the old year ends." - Madeleine L'Engle

"By the year 2020, the year of perfect vision, the old will outnumber the young." - Maggie Kuhn

"I have a twenty-month-old baby, a sixteen-year-old boy- same maturity level." - Gloria Estefan

"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level." - Dana Carvey

"Harrison Ford may be getting old, but he can fight like a 28 year old man." - Harrison Ford

"I definitely don't consider myself a kid anymore. I feel like an old man, an old 28-year-old." - Sergio Garcia

"I love the fact that I'm bad at [things], you know what I'm saying? I'm forever the 35-year-old 5-year-old. I'm forever the 5-year-old of something." - Kanye West

"We should be writing more great roles for women, period. Another problem is that movies are generally made for 14-year-old boys, and 14-year-old boys want to watch 25-year-old action heroes." - James Mangold

"... Nine-year-old boys usually turn ten at some point. It's the nineteen-year-olds who have difficulty turning twenty." - John Boyne

"What's the difference between a bright, inquisitive five-year-old, and a dull, stupid nineteen-year-old? Fourteen years of the British educational system." - Bertrand Russell

"A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience." - Marilyn Vos Savant

"I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power" - Vanessa Carlton

"There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy's gun." - Geraldo Rivera

"Going out on the road as a 14- or 15-year old and playing clubs with 20-year old guys was just not acceptable." - Anne Boleyn

"I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius..." - Robert A Heinlein

"My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, 'You're a sellout!'" - Miley Cyrus

"A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die." - Philip Roth

"Every 70-year-old needs a young person in their lives to mentor, and every 20-year-old needs a senior." - Shane Claiborne

"Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservative doesn't have a brain." - Winston Churchill

"This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond." - Jimmy Fallon

"I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sleeved shirt than some low-cut top." - Elle Fanning

"I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power." - Vanessa Carlton

"I'm currently raising a 15 year old son and an 18 year old daughter, which a guess is my punishment for a wild youth!" - Gil Gerard

"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old." - Jean Kerr

"Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old." - Jack Klugman

"Whether you are a twelve-year-old princess or a twelve-year-old regular kid, you need to know you are loved and respected." - Kathryn Lasky

"Someone who knew me when I was 14 said I was the oldest 14-year-old on the planet. Now I'm a 14-year-old who is 60." - Pat Metheny

"A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die!" - Philip Roth

"I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other." - Bill Cosby

"The gut-feel of the 55-year old trader is more important than the mathematical elegance of the 25-year old genius." - Alan Greenspan

"To be honest, I kind of dress like a 15-year-old boy. And I probably live like a 15-year-old boy, too." - Sandrine Holt

"I don't care if Rick Ross is 40 years old - he's a misguided 40-year-old person." - Talib Kweli

"I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy same maturity level." - Gloria Estefan

"I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old." - Billie Joe Armstrong

"No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy." - Bernard Williams

"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!" - Robin Williams

"Baseball should be the only thing on an eight year old boy's mind." - Aidan Quinn

"A seven-year-old girl can take only so many walks with her grandfather." - Jeffrey Eugenides

"I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell" - Harry Redknapp

"What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?" - Erich Segal

"What is the sound of an eighty-nine-year-old heart breaking?" - Sebastian Barry

"It's my heart that is tired. A thirteen-year-old heart shouldn't feel like this." - Markus Zusak

"Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!" - Rick Riordan

"I care more about my country than I do about a 20-year-old pledge." - Saxby Chambliss

"Nothing I do can't be done by a 10-year-old with 15 years of practice." - Harry Blackstone, Jr.

"No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year." - Sean O'Casey

"I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head" - Chris Van Allsburg

"Watching my four year old daughter dance I cannot break free of her." - Ikkyu

"Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago." - Murray Mexted

"In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15." - Robert Breault

"It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old." - Charlaine Harris

"I have never made a movie that's attracted a 14-year-old boy." - Robert Altman

"A five-year-old Chinese girl knows more about football than I do." - Frank Langella

"An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid." - Markus Zusak

"I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end." - Richard Brautigan

"There's a time in each year That we always hold dear, Good old summer time" - Ren Shields

"There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts." - Michael Cera

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." - James Patterson

"I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay," - Jason Collins

"The world is tired, the year is old, The faded leaves are glad to die..." - Sara Teasdale

"No one is so old that he does not think he could live another year." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Nothing I do can't be done by a ten-year-old...with fifteen years of practice." - Harry Blackstone, Jr.

"It was like he was being controlled by a 10 year-old on a PlayStation." - Gary Neville

"I mean, what 16-year-old is going to listen to Doc Watson?" - Brian Setzer

"I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether." - Jens Lehmann

"At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around." - Milton Berle

"A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl" - Eoin Colfer

"I play chess badly and I've been beaten by my 10-year old son" - John Turturro

"Software development, like professional sports, has a way of making thirty-year-old men feel decrepit." - Neal Stephenson

"Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217)" - Heather Gudenkauf

"Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old." - Robert Muchamore

"In Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early." - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

"My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking." - Phyllis Diller

"The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox." - Paul Reiser

"I can take a three-year-old and make a hit record with him." - Dr Dre

"When you're 84, a 70-year-old is still pretty young," - Christian Horner

"Youth has triumphed (upon defeating 86-year-old Dirk van Foreest)." - Jacques Mieses

"You don't need any skill to run.......Every 3-year old knows how to run" - Amby Burfoot

"I would only date a 15 year old high school girl." - Seth Rogen

"I'm impressed with a 90 year old woman who's still out and about." - Anthony Kiedis

"I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body." - Eric Andre

"I became a Christian when I was a little six-year-old boy." - Larry Gatlin

"My nine-year-old daughter is very creative and colorful and trendy." - Erykah Badu

"&157; My 14-year-old grandniece is not allowed to watch 'American Horror Story' &157;yet." - Kathy Bates

"I am the mother of a 6-year-old now, so that's changed my entire perspective." - Viola Davis

"Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee." - Jim Gaffigan

"I've never had a 12-year-old try to explain to me about groove." - Anderson Cooper

"Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin." - The Talmud

"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits." - Anonymous

"In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15." - Robert Brault

"The children's eyes In momentary wonder stare upon A sixty-year-old smiling public man." - William Butler Yeats

"No one is so old that he does not think he could live another year." - Cicero

"I'm 83, and I feel like a 20-year-old, but unfortunately there's never one around." - Milton Berle

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy - my sex drive is so high." - Megan Fox

"These 18-year-old youths died for Russia, and they died with a smile." - Pavel Grachev

"His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker." - Henny Youngman

"I'm not complicated at all. I say raps that your two-year-old son can learn." - Snoop Dogg

"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." - David Coleman

"Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa." - Jim Jefferies

"I make films for the 16-year-old in myself sometimes." - Scott Adkins

"Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections." - Malcolm Forbes

"There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler." - Arthur Hailey

"When I go out with my 16-year-old friends, I don't wear Chanel." - Bridget Hall

"My 11-year-old thinks I'm cool because he watches things I've made on YouTube." - Armando Iannucci

"I like being a 10-year-old kid who's in charge." - Tibor Kalman

"I'm not a 21-year-old angsty self-destructive rapscallion anymore." - Karen O

"No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year." - Sean Ocasey

"No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year." - David Viscott

"An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old." - Carl Van Vechten

"I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head." - Chris Van Allsburg

"Any romantic feelings for a 12-year-old are like entering into a fantasy world." - Wes Anderson

"I'm weirdly flexible, so when I dance, I dance like a 17-year-old girl." - Michael Angarano

"'The Notebook' wrecks me! I cry like a 6-year-old girl at the end." - Matt Barr

"There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler." - Art Carney

"No 11-year-old girl wants to be 5-10. I always felt big and unattractive." - Sheri L Dew

"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything." - Ben Folds

"I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy." - Judy Gold

"I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex!" - Benedict Cumberbatch



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