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"We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas" - Will Rogers

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight." - John Lennon

"Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning." - Andy Borowitz

"The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships." - Mark Twain

"wow it was sad the break up thing in xmas but in the end they got back together but the father soo hush to the children" - Jacqueline Wilson

"Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush." - Karl Pilkington

"To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until you stop." - Bill Engvall

"There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store." - Dana Gould

"Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas" - W C Fields

"Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected with the [winter] solstice, occur near it: Ramadan, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa." - John Silber

"So after a lovely family Xmas day, this 80s teen is off to bed feeling a bit sad, but listening to this masterpiece [George Michael: I can't make you love me]." - Nicola Sturgeon

"It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus - but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season." - Hunter S Thompson

"In a few more days we will celebrate Xmas, the day we commemorate the birth of you-know-who. ...It seems the modern consensus of enlightened people that his name should be used in polite society only when cursing.... [P]oliticians are often eager to associate themselves personally with you-know-who, even - and especially - when they rather flagrantly ignore his injunctions.... He was out of step then, and he is out of step now. He is eternally out of step, and eternally more powerful than those who keep in step. You know who I mean." - Joseph Sobran



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