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Walk The Dog Quotes


"The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him." - Dave Barry

"As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog." - Gary Delaney

"I walk my dog every morning." - Chelsea Clinton

"Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time." - Cesar Millan

"Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role." - Cesar Millan

"The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too." - Donna Shalala

"A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog." - Earl Hamner Jr

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk." - Orlando Aloysius Battista

"My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog." - Jennifer Aniston

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk." - Orlando A. Battista

"I'm gonna walk a little bit of dog." - Patsy Cline

"Between the monster and the fool there are many people who walk the middle path with a dog at their heels, their lives enriched by giving the dog a dog's life." - Ian Niall

"Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too!" - Jack Handey

"Keep active - do something physical each day. Could be as simple as taking the dog out for a walk (if you've got a dog!), but could be going for a swim, or going to the gym every day." - Peter Kinderman

"Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelopes me Each time I go out to walk the dog." - Amiri Baraka

"Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelops me Each time I go out to walk the dog." - Amiri Baraka

"Curiosity fed the dog." - Wes Fesler

"A successful novel should interrupt the reader's life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog." - Stephen King

"I used to be called 'a Mexican guy who can walk a pack of dogs.' Now the world calls me 'The Dog Whisperer'." - Cesar Millan

"A successful novel should interrupt the reader's life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog." - Stephen King

"A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script." - Peter Guber

"I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze." - Anthony Ward Clark

"Allow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul." - Eckhart Tolle

"I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street." - Karl Lagerfeld

"Every day, I walk with my dog - summer, winter (it gets -20 F in Saint Paul), rain or shine. The nicer the day, of course, the longer the walk." - William Gurstelle

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?" - Robert Breault

"I am the Disreputable Dog. Or Disreputable Bitch, if you want to get technical. When are we going for a walk?" - Garth Nix

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?" - Robert Brault

"I'm not your mother's favorite dog I'm not the carpet you walk on I'm not one small atomic bomb I'm not any any any anything at all." - St Vincent

"I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."" - Steven Wright

"And I love walking someone else's dog. I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog. I just came back from the shelter today and they let me walk three dogs at lunchtime. It was great." - Ingrid Newkirk

"In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss." - Edward Abbey

"I love to walk around New York. Honestly, that's like the best thing, to walk over to Park Slope and go visit my friend Betty and take her dog out in the park or go walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I really dig being outside and getting to see everybody in the street." - Zoe Kazan

"When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you." - Ilona Andrews

"I do' have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once." - Steven Wright

"I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church." - Jessica Hahn

"I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once." - Steven Wright

"I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza." - America Ferrera

"I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog." - Cornelia Funke

"I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around." - Fiona Apple

"You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU" - Chelsea Handler

"The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your heart a searching dog in the rubble." - Barry Hannah

"Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby." - Lee Marvin

"I never ride horseback now because my sympathy with the under-dog is too keen. After we have a gone a few blocks, I always dismount and say to the horse: 'We'll walk it together, old dear." - Marie Dressler

"I enjoy going to Starbucks, having a cup of coffee, sitting in my car, driving from here to there, sitting at home looking at the trees, going for a walk with a dog. It's all very enjoyable." - Eckhart Tolle

"It is good to take a weekend and just you, or you and your dog, head out into the wilderness. Walk by yourself. Be by yourself. It will help you in your search for stillness and perfection." - Frederick Lenz

"I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes." - Marc Jacobs

"Because I have a dog, it's easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird 'Mastermind'-style chair and bask in my own mediocrity. Being single, I've no family life to distract me at the end of the day. Apart from taking the dog for a walk, I have no other responsibilities." - Miranda Hart

"Dogs want to be people. That's what their lives are about. They don't like being a dog. They're with people all the time, they want to graduate. My dog would sit there all day, he would watch me walk by, he would think to himself, "I could do that! He's not that good." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Even here, in the U.S., I walk my daughter's dog and I look for interesting people sitting at a picnic table and I walk over with my white hair and I ask, "Would you mind if I sat and rested here for a minute?" Nobody would refuse that." - Rita Gelman

"The worst dog gets the best bone." - I. L. Peretz

"Beate the dog before the Lyon." - George Herbert

"The worst dog gets the best bone." - Isaac Leib Peretz

"The dog is the god of frolic." - Henry Ward Beecher

"maybe somebody finally shot the dog." - Dave Barry

"His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest." - Thomas Campbell

"I'll be Pavlov, you be the dog." - William Stafford

"A bad dog never sees the Wolfe." - George Herbert

"The dog is man's best friend." - Proverbs

"The scalded dog feares cold water." - George Herbert

"A burnt dog dreads the fire." - Willa Cather

"Necessity has the face of a dog." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"The biggest dog has been a pup." - Joaquin Miller

"Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog" - Li Ching-Yuen

"I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs." - Janis Ian

"I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog-cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way." - Jordan Sonnenblick

"its not about the dog in the fight, its about the fight in the dog!" - Curtis Jackson

"The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone." - P.B. Kerr

"In the streets of New York between seven and nine in the morning you will see the slow procession of dog and downer proceeding from street to tree to hydrant to trash basket. They are apartment dogs. They are taken out twice a day, and, while it is a cliche, it is truly amazing how owner and dog resemble each other. They grow to walk alike and have the same set of head." - John Steinbeck

"Play with your kids. Limit their TV time. Get outdoors and chase them around. Wrestle with them. Walk the dog. Go bike riding. The reality is that your kids are not stupid, and they know when they are overweight Start walking the dog after dinner instead of watching TV. You don't want them going on the Web to find ways to lose weight. That's when you'll find them eating tissue paper because they read that a supermodel did it." - Jillian Michaels

"I tend to work in the mornings, then take a few hours off in the afternoon to walk the dog, and then come back and work in the evening. So, if I can remember my pre-dog walking music when I get back then that's fine, I'll kind of commit to those bits, but if I can't remember them I'll just move on to something else." - Thighpaulsandra

"I don`t know why, but I love the dog eat dog nature of tennis. It`s real, it`s brutal and there`s no hiding place - it's like a one to one street fight. I love the intensity that comes with knowing you walk off court either a winner or a loser. It`s daunting but very exciting. There is no one to blame except yourself, no one cares who comes second." - Pete Sampras

"The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated." - George Carlin

"If the old dog barke he gives counsell. [If the old dog barks, he gives counsel.]" - George Herbert

"They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey." - Amy Hempel

"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite." - Michael Bloomberg

"If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog." - Johnny Depp

"You don't always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need." - Cesar Millan

"On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes." - Dominique Sutton

"Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch into a celebratory dance that ended with her racing around the room, always clockwise, and faster and faster, as if her joy could not be possibly contained. Even as a young boy I knew that hardly any creature could express joy so vividly as a dog." - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

"Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain, but the little dog can go wherever he wants." - Shaquille O'Neal

"You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog." - Louis C K

"I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree." - Paul Reubens

"You can teach an old dog new tricksif the old dog wants to learn." - Tip O'Neill

"I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog." - Patrick Demarchelier

"If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you." - Austin O'Malley

"If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog." - Cynthia Lewis

"My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!" - Andy Roddick

"In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." - Robert Reich

"A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart." - Erica Jong

"Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you." - Austin Omalley

"I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog." - William Shatner

"A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it." - Jerry Seinfeld

"The right wing walks the walk; the left wing taxes the people that walk the walk" - Dennis Prager

"The dead walk among us." - Max Brooks

"From a magical point of view, the term 'nonviolence' doesn't work well. Every beginning Witch learns that you can't cast a spell for what you don't want - that the deep aspects of our minds are unclear on the concept of 'no.' If you tell your dog, 'Rover, I can't take you for a walk,' Rover hears 'Walk!' and runs for the door. If we say 'nonviolence,' we are still thinking in terms of violence." - Starhawk

"Good friends walk in when the old ones walk out." - Helen Keller

"One must make the warrior walk his everyday walk." - Miyamoto Musashi

"If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. If a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him." - Malcolm X

"My writing process isn't a very organized thing. The actual writing part is a tiny part of my life. I often write in public. I bring my laptop or write freehand in notebooks. Then, I'll read through them while I exercise or walk the dog. The very last thing I do is the sitting alone at the computer part." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I guess the closest I came was doing chores around the house to earn pocket money. My brother and I would have to do the washing up, cleaning around the house, walking my grandparents' dog, lots of things. We didn't get a huge amount but it was always enough to be able to walk down to the local shops and get some sweets." - Andy Murray

"My perfect day is to work incredibly well in the morning and write something wonderful, then take the dog for a walk and go for a swim in the ladies' ponds on Hampstead Heath or work in my allotment. Then I get tarted up in the evening and go out in London to dinner or the cinema." - Deborah Moggach

"Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here." - Norm Macdonald

"...if we allow ourselves contemplative time in nature-whether it's gardening, going for a walk with the dog, or being in the heart of the southern Utah wilderness-then we can hear the voice of our conscience. If we listen to that voice, it asks us to be conscious. And if we become conscious we choose to live lives of consequence." - Terry Tempest Williams

"My favorite way to unwind is to go for a walk with my husband and the dog at the end of the working day, then we go to our local health club for a swim and to sit by the pool and read for a while." - Jacqueline Winspear

"Some do not walk at all; others walk in the highways; a few walk across lots." - Henry David Thoreau

"When the passengers gallop by as if fear made them speedy, the cur follows them with an open mouth; let them walk by in confidant neglect, and the dog will not stir at all; it is a weakness that every creature takes advantage of." - J. Beaumont

"Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"" - Jerry Seinfeld

"People often wonder just what trainers give the sheepdog in exchange for its boundless willingness. Food treats and praise sit on the trainer's shelf, untouched, unused. The sheepdog is shown its possibilities, he learns what life is like for a good dog and is invited to walk in a rational world whose farthest boundaries are defined by grace." - Donald McCaig

"The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were." - Rob Delaney

"I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to brunch with either my friends or my girlfriend. I then like to just chill out: read the papers, read some scripts and then take it very easy. If it's sunny, I go for a walk with my dog, Niles, in the countryside." - Douglas Booth

"Frankie is my baby. He is the sweetest dog in the world. Frankie is like the son I never had. He keeps me healthy; I walk and run him. I always feel that I need to spend more time with him and give him more attention. I find myself unloading my emotions on him." - Esai Morales

"When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store." - Lily Tomlin

"As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that we can get out there, you know, and play flag football or Frisbee, or walk the dog or something - you know, which is, you know, what the National Mall should be for, in my personal opinion." - P J Orourke

"Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. ... Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark." - Gerard De Nerval

"The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world." - Cesar Millan

"I have a cottage near Aldeburgh, and from there its a sturdy two-mile walk across farmland to an empty beach, where I collect hag stones and run around with the dog. Im a keen walker, and I love Suffolks big skies." - Diana Quick

"I knew my interest in the universe and I owned a telescope that I bought with money I earned by walking dogs. 50 cents per walk, per dog, and that accumulated quickly. I bought a camera, a telescope. I taught myself astrophotography. I did all this." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo." - Bruce Willis

"I have no reason to influence people. I just want to have it all for myself. I just want someone to pat me on the back. (laugh) It's crazy. It seems just completely ridiculous. I don't know why. I mean, three years ago, I wouldn't be able to influence my dog to walk." - Robert Pattinson

"I think much of my inspiration comes from nature. I feel alive when I take a long hike with my dog or when I just spend time outdoors, appreciating the beauty of this world. I even feel alive and inspired when I walk through farmers markets appreciating and learning about local fruits and vegetables." - Amanda Schull

"I have a cottage near Aldeburgh, and from there it's a sturdy two-mile walk across farmland to an empty beach, where I collect hag stones and run around with the dog. I'm a keen walker, and I love Suffolk's big skies." - Diana Quick

"When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable." - Anthony Trollope

"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA." - Shaquille Oneal

"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." - Jack London

"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA." - Shaquille O'Neal

"The fatter the flea the leaner the dog." - Proverbs

"Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?" - John L Lewis

"Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog." - John L Lewis

"Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?" - John Lewis

"A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind." - Dean Koontz

"I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'." - Casey Abrams

"Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time." - James Iha

"I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out." - Kristin Bauer Van Straten

"I love nothing more than taking my dog, Molly, for a long walk on Sunday morning. Then I'll indulge in some Bikram yoga or something fun like reflexology." - Donna Air

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain

"The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it." - George Herbert

"Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on." - Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." - Mark Dunn

"Killing the dog does not cure the bite." - Abraham Lincoln

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Edmund Wilson

"Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls." - Phyllis Diller

"In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog." - Halldór Laxness

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." - Anonymous

"Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend." - B C Forbes

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Lewis Grizzard

"If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes." - Lewis Grizzard

"The view only changes for the lead dog." - Norman O Brown

"Be the person your dog thinks you are." - John W. Stephens



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