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"Waffles are just awesome bread." - John Green

"Waffles ?r? ?ust awesome bread." - John Green

"Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me." - Ally Carter

"Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps" - Mitch Hedberg

"I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from." - Alan Sugar

"if you make waffles, throw out the first one." - George Lopez

"Waffles &1072;r&1077; &1112;ust awesome bread." - John Green

"I kn?w you're Belgian, that's wh?r? th?s? waffles ??m? fr?m" - Alan Sugar

"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third." - Amy Poehler

"Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets." - Carl Sandburg

"I kn?w you're Belgian, that's wh?r? th?s? waffles ??m? fr?m" - Alan Sugar

"My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good." - Marilyn Vos Savant

"I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off." - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster." - Paloma Faith

"Children should be like waffles-you should be able to throw the first one away." - Nancy Mitford

"If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles." - Zach Galifianakis

"I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts." - Amy Poehler

"I kn&1086;w you're Belgian, that's wh&1077;r&1077; th&1086;s&1077; waffles &1089;&1086;m&1077; fr&1086;m" - Alan Sugar

"I do soundbites. Remember, I'm the druid that kicks arse - I'm not the druid that gets up there and waffles for 3 hours." - Arthur Uther Pendragon

"...a taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution..." - John Green

"I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in the kitchen. It seemed so far away." - Rick Riordan

"One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue of twenty people outside. "You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this?" - Rick Riordan

"Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art-before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters." - Gordon Korman

"[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that." - Rick Riordan

"Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for people to show up early." - David Ulevitch

"Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn't just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That's why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time." - Ellen Degeneres

"Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you could' just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That's why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time." - Ellen Degeneres

"Late February, and the air's so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming. Then, the inevitable blizzard will come, blighting our harbingers of spring, and the numbed yards will go back undercover. In Florida, it's strawberry season- shortcake, waffles, berries and cream will be penciled on the coffeeshop menus." - Gail Mazur

"Sometimes after an enjoyable family home evening, during a fervent family prayer, or when our entire family is at the dinner table on Sunday evening eating waffles and engaging in a session of lively, good-matured conversation, I quietly say to myself, 'If heaven is nothing more than this, it will be good enough for me!'" - Marlin K. Jensen

"Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.'" - Ashley Tisdale

"What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim meets and I could hear his whistle when my head was underwater, even if he did yell at me afterward for not trying harder. I miss going to the library. I miss the smell of clothes fresh out of the dryer. I miss diving off the highest board and nailing the landing. I miss waffles" - p. 272." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In fact, there's little about this movie that makes it worth anyone's time and money. With a script that waffles between being hilariously absurd and insultingly stupid, and action scenes that won't cause anyone's pulse to skip a beat, Paycheck is less appealing than a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking." - James Berardinelli



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