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Waffle Quotes


"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" - Barack Obama

"I've waffled before. I'll waffle again." - Howard Dean

"You sh?uld eat ? waffle! Y?u ??n't b? sad ?f ??u eat ? waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"You sh?uld eat ? waffle! Y?u ??n't b? sad ?f ??u eat ? waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom." - Steven Spielberg

"That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." - Mitch Hedberg

"Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle." - J K Rowling

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"Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker." - Paula Deen

"Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle." - Simon Schama

"He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle." - Ring Lardner

"Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego." - Donald Glover

"That's usu?ll? h?w th?? start, th? young ?n?s. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle." - Ring Lardner, Jr.

"I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle." - Mindy Grossman

"Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron." - Raymond Chandler

"Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle." - Lou Reed

"I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones." - Dana Gould

"Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second coming." - Sarah Dessen

"The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that." - Alan Pardew

"I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts." - Trace Adkins

"That's usu&1072;ll&1091; h&1086;w th&1077;&1091; start, th&1077; young &1086;n&1077;s. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"Environmentalists are a self-centered bunch of waffle-stomping, Harvard-graduating, intellectual idiots who are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans." - Don Young

"You have to be pretty tough to be an actor, and you have to be pretty certain what you want. You can't waffle through this business." - Anthony Hopkins

"My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and went to Waffle House. That's where I had what I call 'The Waffle House Epiphany': I didn't want to be a lawyer. I wanted to make a dent in the universe." - Alexis Ohanian

"You try to make every word count, so there's no doubt what you're talking about. When you're young, you waffle away. Well, I'm done with that. I think it's much more interesting to say just what you mean." - Nick Lowe

"Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens." - Scott Meyers

"Clouds of a different sort signal an environmental holocaust without precedent. Once again, world leaders waffle, hoping the danger will dissipate. Yet today the evidence is as clear as the sounds of glass shattering in Berlin." - Al Gore

"We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next to the spicy chicken sandwich and the waffle fries. It's called the Superfood Side." - Ari Shapiro

"You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it." - Maynard James Keenan

"'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars." - Caitlin Rose

"'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars." - Caitlin Rose

"Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron." - Charles M Schulz

"I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers-those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery." - J.A. Redmerski

"We went to America a few times and [Brian] Epstein always tried to waffle on at us about saying nothing about Vietnam. So there came a time when George [Harrison] and I said 'Listen, when they ask next time, we're going to say we don't like that war and we think they should get right out.' That's what we did." - John Lennon

"The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress." - Bill Hicks

"You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail." - Emma Stone

"Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea." - Jimmy Buffett

"It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison. They set up camp in a clump of booths in the corner opposite from us. A few of them gave me an "oh, good, you are still alive" nod, but for the most part, they had no interest in anyone else." - Maureen Johnson



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