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Waffle House Quotes


"Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom." - Steven Spielberg

"I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts." - Trace Adkins

"My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and went to Waffle House. That's where I had what I call 'The Waffle House Epiphany': I didn't want to be a lawyer. I wanted to make a dent in the universe." - Alexis Ohanian

"'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars." - Caitlin Rose

"'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used to hang at before I could go to bars." - Caitlin Rose

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" - Barack Obama

"I've waffled before. I'll waffle again." - Howard Dean

"You sh?uld eat ? waffle! Y?u ??n't b? sad ?f ??u eat ? waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"You sh?uld eat ? waffle! Y?u ??n't b? sad ?f ??u eat ? waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers-those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery." - J.A. Redmerski

"That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." - Mitch Hedberg

"Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle." - J K Rowling

"It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison. They set up camp in a clump of booths in the corner opposite from us. A few of them gave me an "oh, good, you are still alive" nod, but for the most part, they had no interest in anyone else." - Maureen Johnson

" our dreams." - Nikki Giovanni

"You sh&1086;uld eat &1072; waffle! Y&1086;u &1089;&1072;n't b&1077; sad &1110;f &1091;&1086;u eat &1072; waffle!" - Lauren Myracle

"Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker." - Paula Deen

"Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle." - Simon Schama

"He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle." - Ring Lardner

"Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego." - Donald Glover

"That's usu?ll? h?w th?? start, th? young ?n?s. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle." - Ring Lardner, Jr.

"I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle." - Mindy Grossman

"There is no house like the house of belonging." - David Whyte

"The House is in the house" Chapter 38" - Rick Riordan

"I bought my first house because of Animal House." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Jesus had a nice house, a big house." - John Avanzini

"The house of laughter makes a house of woe." - Edward Young

"I love 'House' - I love 'House' so much." - Angela Kinsey

"I watched 'Full House.' I loved 'Full House.'" - Chord Overstreet

"The House shewes the owner." - George Herbert

"The house praises the carpenter." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The house shows the owner." - George Herbert

"Prison house for the soul" - Frank Lloyd Wright

"The house is a factory." - Dave Eggers

"I have a great house." - Shia Labeouf

"Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron." - Raymond Chandler

"Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle." - Lou Reed

"I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones." - Dana Gould

"TREE HOUSE A tree house, a free house, A secret you and me house, A high up in the leafy branches Cozy as can be house. A street house, a neat house, Be sure to wipe your feet house Is not my kind of house at all- Let's go live in a tree house." - Shel Silverstein

"The house made of ice in the middle of a desert! And that house is the house of lies!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house." - Chris Rock

"The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!" - Ted Williams

"Some guys run their house. Some guys run around their house. I'm a guy who runs my house!" - Sam Cassell

"For a man's house is his castle." - Edward Coke

"A house is not a home." - Polly Adler

"Every house needs a grandmother in it." - Louisa May Alcott

"Nothing makes a house cozier than cats." - Gladys Taber

"The hammer doesn't build the house." - Tony Horton

"The back-doore robs the house." - George Herbert

"The Mr. absent, and the house dead." - George Herbert

"Imagine yourself as a living house." - C S Lewis

"I'd mortgage any house for art." - Garrett Hedlund

"Every plan is a house of cards." - Holly Black

"What a house - nothin' but rooms!" - Yogi Berra

"Heaven is a house with porch lights." - Ray Bradbury

"My house is the red earth . . . ." - Joy Harjo

"The White House is a bully pulpit." - Theodore Roosevelt

"A wedding is not house-keeping." - Victor Hugo

"The Democratic Party headquarters house elf," - Dennis Kucinich

"Don't worry, spiders, I keep house casually." - Kobayashi Issa

"I can see November from my house." - Sarah Palin

"After the house is finisht, leave it." - George Herbert

"An old friend is a new house." - George Herbert

"The House Beautiful is the play lousy." - Dorothy Parker

"A house and a woman sute excellently." - George Herbert

"The house of magic has many rooms." - Eugene Burger

"Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!" - J K Rowling

"Her mind is a haunted house." - Nadeem Aslam

"There is a skeleton in every house." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"A house without love ain't a home." - Merle Haggard

"Happiness is a house without a telephone." - Gay Byrne

"Every single house has had death visit." - Sandra Cisneros

"There is a curse on this house." - Theodore Roosevelt

"No fucking wolves in the house!" - Dana Stabenow

"A book holds a house of gold." - Proverbs

"Don't buy the house; buy the neighborhood." - Proverbs

"A house needs a grandma in it." - Louisa May Alcott

"The house appointed for all the living." - Bible

"It's not a house, it's a home." - Bob Dylan

"Hagrid. You live in a wooden house!" - J K Rowling

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." - Abraham Lincoln

"What does a house want to be?" - Louis Kahn

"I barely leave my cage, my house." - Kim Coates

"Scales are not allowed in my house." - Prince Fielder

"The White House is a strange place." - Marlin Fitzwater

"I have a house in Saratoga Springs." - Bill Parcells

"I've outlasted many marriages at Random House." - E L Doctorow

"I was always doodling house sketches." - Jonathan Knight

"I hardly even leave my own house." - Bill Nighy

"We're news junkies in my house." - Stephen King

"Family makes a house a home." - Jennifer Hudson

"I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld." - Billy Joel

"Paris Hilton's house was pretty exciting." - Israel Broussard

"I've never had an empty house. Ever." - Meredith Monk

"I never invite idiots to my house." - Elizabeth Montagu

"The only critic is a full house." - Rudolf Nureyev

"A man's house is his castle." - James Otis

"Nirvana is outside the fun house. You are walking around in the fun house forever." - Frederick Lenz

"If folly were griefe every house would weepe. [If folly were grief, every house would weep.]" - George Herbert

"In the house of a Fidler, all fiddle. [In the house of the fiddler all fiddle.]" - George Herbert

"Justice pleaseth few in their owne house. [Justice pleases few in their own house.]" - George Herbert

"The house is a fine house, when good folks are within." - George Herbert

"Every house takes its light from the happiness inside the house! No happiness, no light!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"A house without books must be sad. Even sadder a house of books without people." - Manuel Rivas

"This woman's place is in the House - the House of Representatives." - Bella Abzug

"Every house is a mad-house at some time or another." - Edith Wharton

"An old man in a house is a good sign in a house." - Ben Sira

"I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House." - Bob Hope

"There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house." - Sophie Ellis Bextor

"The house should derive dignity from the master, not the master from the house." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"A house with no fireplace is a house without a heart." - Gladys Taber

"The health care problem is not solved in the white house, its solved in YOUR HOUSE" - Tony Horton

"I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it." - Henny Youngman

"Love is the house of God and you are living in that house." - Rumi

"Starting pitching will either lead you to the White House or the out house." - Don Cooper

"A fool is wiser in his own house than a sage is in another man's house." - William Graham Sumner

"The house should derive dignity from the master, not the master from the house." - Cicero

"President Obama's made the White House really the people's house. People feel like they're welcome." - Hillary Clinton

"The house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace" - Gaston Bachelard

"If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." - Bible

"Every spirit makes its house; but afterwards the house confines the spirit." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nature is a haunted house-but Art-is a house that tries to be haunted." - Emily Dickinson

"My house, my house, though thou art small, Thou art to me the Escurial." - George Herbert

"To add a library to a house is to give that house a soul." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Number one house rule of pool: don't lose in your own house." - Mark Zupan

"The city is like a great house, and the house in its turn a small city." - Leon Battista Alberti

"I do house things. I paint. I do portraits. I also paint my house." - Willa Ford

"There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house." - Sophie Ellisbextor

"The house has to serve comfort. The work of art is revolutionary; the house is conservative." - Adolf Loos

"A woman's place is in the house - the House of Representatives." - Bella Abzug

"All is lovely outside my house and inside my house and myself." - Winslow Homer

"A house in the country is not the same as a country house." - Gertrude Stein

"If there is on earth a house with many mansions, it is the house of words." - E M Forster

"If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better." - Lou Holtz

"Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second coming." - Sarah Dessen

"The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that." - Alan Pardew

"That's usu&1072;ll&1091; h&1086;w th&1077;&1091; start, th&1077; young &1086;n&1077;s. Meaningless waffle." - Jonathan Stroud

"Environmentalists are a self-centered bunch of waffle-stomping, Harvard-graduating, intellectual idiots who are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans." - Don Young

"You have to be pretty tough to be an actor, and you have to be pretty certain what you want. You can't waffle through this business." - Anthony Hopkins

"if a builder builds a house and the house falls and kills some one in the house the owners may kill the builder." - Hammurabi

"In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked around the house. Not hippie, but very free." - Penelope Cruz

"Music was all over my house, and all over literally my genetic house, and my house in the literal sense. So I kind of couldn't avoid it." - Audra Mcdonald

"We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do." - Marina Abramovic

"In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked, around the house. Not hippie, but very free." - Penelope Cruz

"The White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame." - Jonathan Davis

"I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister." - Trey Parker

"For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house." - Heidi Klum

"One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness." - Edward Dahlberg



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