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Vegetable Soup Quotes


"Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!" - Lewis Carroll

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable." - Frank Zappa

"I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet." - Aristophanes

"I think of New York as a puree and the rest of the United States as vegetable soup." - Spalding Gray

"Soup is cuisines kindest course" - Virginia Woolf

"This soup tastes like windows" - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"What is the soup kitchen?" - Paris Hilton

"Slotted spoons don't hold much soup..." - Stephen Sondheim

"Love is dope, not chicken soup." - Tom Robbins

"No vegetable exists which is not better slightly undercooked." - James Beard

"My grandmother worked on a fruit and vegetable market stall." - Petra Ecclestone

"My vegetable patch is my pride and joy." - Sheherazade Goldsmith

"My grandmother worked on a fruit and vegetable market stall." - Petra Stunt

"Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom." - H G Wells

"call any vegetable, call it by name, and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you" - Frank Zappa

"Reform Judaism is like mock turtle soup-turtle soup without the turtle" - Heinrich Heine

"If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup." - Kathleen Parker

"Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Beau-ootiful Soo-oop! Beau-ootiful Soo-oop! Soo-oop of the e-e-evening, Beautiful, beautiful soup!" - Lewis Carroll

"I love food, and lots of my friends are chefs. I love dishes from my Russian-Polish Jewish heritage. I like to make a big pot of meat and vegetable soup, and for dessert, it's anything with chocolate." - Kim Bodnia

"Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked." - Heinrich Muller

"Art is a hot soup in this cold world!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow." - Irving Stone

"Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy." - Peter Schoomaker

"Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap." - Augusten Burroughs

"A little science. A little magic. A little chicken soup." - Diane Duane

"Worries go down better with soup than without." - Proverbs

"Sipping once sipping twice sipping chicken soup with rice." - Maurice Sendak

"Soup is the song of the hearth... and the home." - Louis Pullig De Gouy

"An army travels on its stomach. Soup makes the soldier." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind." - Ambrose Bierce

"Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice." - Maurice Sendak

"Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat." - Konrad Adenauer

"Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal." - Ina Garten

"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup." - Ludwig Van Beethoven

"A clean tie attracts the soup of the day." - Paul Dickson

"It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?" - Willard Scott

"I live on good soup, not on fine words." - Moliere

"I feed on good soup, not beautiful language." - Moliere

"Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard." - Wallace Shawn

"Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your brand?" - Patti Smith

"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup." - Bob Hope

"If I could be a vegetable, I'd be a pumpkin. It's realistically the only vegetable you can use as a weapon, or in any manner of defense." - Chris Walla

"My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, and more slow;" - Andrew Marvell

"Cabbage, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." - Ambrose Bierce

"If you have never tasted a braised vegetable, you'll find it is a revelation." - James Beard

"I see things and I hear things I do not understand. I'm a skilled, resourceful... vegetable!" - Robert Ludlum

"Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom." - Frank Zappa

"If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean." - Jean Henri Fabre

"The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best." - Waverley Root

"You can't kill a vegetable by shooting it in the head." - Alan Moore

"He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama." - Emil Cioran

"It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable." - Jane Austen

"Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." - Ambrose Bierce

"Listen to me: Leek is a vegetable. It can be the center of a dish." - Jose Andres Puerta

"I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner." - Curtis Stone

"Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?" - Lewis Carroll

"There is nothing like soup. It is by nature eccentric: no two are ever alike, unless of course you get your soup in a can." - Laurie Colwin

"Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach." - Marie-Antoine Careme

"I'm sick of Soup of the Day, it's time we made a decision. I wanna know what the fuck 'Soup From Now On' is." - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is." - Mitch Hedberg

"I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."" - Frank Carson

"Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York." - Jason Alexander

"If home cooks shopped in their own vegetable bin before going to the market, they would save money and help the environment, too, and all because they decided to rescue a vegetable before it turned bad." - Dana Cowin

"Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest." - Ashok K. Banker

"Taking all vegetable-eating nations together . . . they are a larger and much better formed race than the flesh eaters." - Sylvester Graham

"Look don't sit there behind the computer like a useless vegetable and tell me how to train" - Viktoria Komova

"Is an egg a vegetable?" - Jodie Marsh

"Look do' sit there behind the computer like a useless vegetable and tell me how to train" - Viktoria Komova

"Now sir, said the bulldog in his business-like way. 'Are you a animal, vegetable, or mineral?' - The Magician's Nephew" - C S Lewis

"Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder." - Ingrid Newkirk

"It is not hard to change when your biggest problem is whether the weeds prosper in a vegetable patch." - David Gemmell

"Go vegetable heavy. Reverse the psychology of your plate by making meat the side dish and vegetables the main course." - Bobby Flay

"The West is color. Its colors are animal rather than vegetable, the colors of earth and sunlight and ripeness." - Jessamyn West

"I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden." - Kelli Williams

"Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow." - William Blake

"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" - Jerry Seinfeld

"He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup." - Wilson Mizner

"[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!" - Beatrice Lillie

"There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup." - Freeman Patterson

"To feel safe and warm on a cold wet night, all you really need is soup." - Laurie Colwin

"To make war upon rebellion is messy and slow, like eating soup with a knife." - T E Lawrence

"Soup dumplings, sitcoms, one-night stands-good ones leave you wanting more." - Eddie Huang

"Memory overshadows the present and dims the future "into something thicker than its usual pea soup."" - Vladimir Nabokov

"But after all, the villains are the salt in the soup of a story." - Cornelia Funke

"The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it." - William Collier

"Some dish more sharply spiced than this Milk-soup men call domestic bliss." - Coventry Patmore

"A first rate soup is better than a second rate painting." - Abraham Maslow

"Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Let all of us who shared the prison soup meet again in better times!" - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot." - George Burns

"You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake." - Elsie de Wolfe

"Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals." - Jack Handey

"It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup." - Tennessee Williams

"Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like." - Cassandra Clare

"I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?" - Jerry Seinfeld

"You do' give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"The modern day soup line is a check in the mail." - David I. Rozenberg

"He who once burns his mouth on the hot soup, blows even the buttermilk." - Hazrat Inayat Khan

"Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal." - Jay Leno

"Soup is liquid comfort." - Anonymous

"[When a waiter spilled soup on her dress:] Never darken my Dior again." - Beatrice Lillie

"He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup." - Proverbs

"Making war or rebellion is messy, like eating soup off a knife." - Edward Thomas

"None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick." - Robert D. Putnam

"Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news." - Stephen Colbert

"The sign said 'The Green Turtle, Chelonia myadas, is the source of turtle soup....' I am the source of William G. soup if it comes to that. Everyone is the source of his or her kind of soup. In a town as big as London, that's a lot of soup walking around." - Russell Hoban

"King Ink feels like a bug, Swimming in a soup-bowl." - Nick Cave

"Any coach needs talent. You start with talent. Without talent, we're all in the soup." - Red Auerbach

"Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice" - Maurice Sendak

"I never feel more useful than when I'm making my kids a bowl of soup." - Marylouise Parker

"That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot." - Chrissy Teigen

"When you have a good stock, you can make a good soup." - Martin Yan

"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup." - Ludwig Van Beethoven

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." - Brendan Behan

"Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup." - Bennett Cerf

"At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down." - Jilly Cooper

"We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup." - Joan Greenwood

"Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet." - Sonya Levien

"A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting." - Abraham Maslow

"The watering of a garden requires as much judgement as the seasoning of a soup." - Helena Rutherfurd Ely

"When I was having that alphabet soup, I never thought that it would pay off." - Vanna White

"Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them." - P G Wodehouse

"As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week." - Jack Canfield

"What's a soup kitchen?" - Paris Hilton

"I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it." - Ellen Burstyn

"You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup." - Ben Okri

"You may have the best vegetables, you may be the most capable cook, but, if the copper vessel in which you prepare the vegetable soup is not tinned, the concretion you cook will be highly poisonous! So 'tin' your heart with truth, right conduct, peace and divine love; it will then become a vesssel fit for repeating holy name or symbols, meditation, religious vows, pilgrimage, ritualistic worship and the other dishes that you prepare in it." - Sathya Sai Baba

"His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap" - Irving Stone

"I've been patient with everything - management, coaches, players - but I want to play. I think I took my time eating my soup, the soup is gone. Now it's time for the main course. The appetizers, throw them out the window." - Charles Oakley

"Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start." - L J Smith

"I think you can have a science of the taste of chicken soup, or the taste of Chateau Latour. My point is only that knowing this science alone will not tell you what chicken soup or Chateau Latour tastes like." - Tim Crane

"A soup like this is not the work of one man. It is the result of a constantly refined tradition. There are nearly a thousand years of history in this soup." - Willa Cather

"Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm." - Charlie Day

"At birth, we emerge from dream soup. At death, we sink back into dream soup. In between soups, there is a crossing of dry land. Life is a portage." - Tom Robbins

"In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it." - Leon Askin

"My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips." - Sanya Richards-Ross

"The practice of diplomacy, I have found, is sometimes like eating soup with a fork: much activity yielding little nourishment." - Sheri S Tepper

"There is no room for hypocrisy. Why use bitter soup for healing when sweet water is everywhere?" - Rumi

"A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic." - Chiang Kai-shek

"If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week." - Anthony Trollope

"Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest attention." - Auguste Escoffier

"Never, under any circumstance, do I touch soup, as I do not believe in building a meal on a lake." - Elsie de Wolfe

"What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam-the four food groups of the apocalypse." - Frank Rich

"Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup." - David Letterman

"I can remember sitting in a cabin outside of Denver writing that with a can of soup on the stove." - Gordon Lightfoot



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