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"Vegas will always be Vegas." - Debbie Reynolds

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." - Jeff Candido

"Vegas is a celebration." - Jose Andres Puerta

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone." - Mort Sahl

"Driving to Vegas is awesome... Driving home From Vegas sucks." - Brody Jenner

"Disneyland is Vegas for children." - Tom Waits

"Man, I really like Vegas." - Elvis Presley

"My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." - John Travolta

"While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas." - J R Moehringer

"What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone." - Dane Cook

"Las Vegas - my favorite desert mirage." - Val Saintsbury

"In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well." - Walter Wykes

"But Vegas is really my first home." - David Copperfield

"I like Vegas for its spontaneity." - Tony Curtis

"There is great food in Vegas." - Eric Ripert

"There's just no quiet in Vegas." - Barry Manilow

"I love performing in Las Vegas." - Holly Madison

"I think men like the boobie shows. Vegas will always be Vegas." - Debbie Reynolds

"I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas." - Drew Carey

"Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas." - Chuck Close

"Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth." - Dennis Miller

"We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas." - Rick Riordan

"Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place." - Eydie Gorme

"Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots." - Bugsy Siegel

"Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream." - Hunter S Thompson

"For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth." - Hunter S Thompson

"Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about." - Oscar Goodman

"Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong." - Douglas Coupland

"I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life." - Julio Iglesias

"I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas." - Tom Waits

"I started a big part of my career in Vegas." - Louie Anderson

"I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas." - Roseanne Barr

"I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler." - Steve Carell

"I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland." - Vanessa Marcil

"Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment." - Don Rickles

"Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops." - Eli Roth

"My Vegas act is how I make my money." - Rita Rudner

"Staying in Vegas would've been too easy for me." - Rutina Wesley

"I only ever play Vegas one night at a time." - Robin Williams

"I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas." - Juice Newton

"I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas." - Rick Majerus

"If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out?" - Wesley Pruden

"Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers." - Jimmy Hoffa

"What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you." - Laurell K Hamilton

"You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl." - Charisma Carpenter

"The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing." - Joan Rivers

"I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to." - Drew Carey

"You know how they say, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?' What happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic." - Kumi Naidoo

"The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas." - Clive James

"I did Nancy Sinatra in Vegas a number of times, and then the Sinatra family, when we did Frankie and the Muppets. Big show in Vegas." - Hal Blaine

"Yeah, Vegas is the number one place to go. Vegas is Sin City. It really gives you a feeling of looseness and anything can go." - James Belushi

"Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas." - Michael Mina

"I believe what makes cooking in Las Vegas different from cooking in most other cities are the guests that dine with you in Las Vegas." - Michael Mina

"Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas." - Joel Robuchon

"Vegas is like the old definition of writing: though I don't enjoy writing, I love having written. Though I didn't enjoy Vegas, I love having lived there." - J R Moehringer

"Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him." - Evan Esar

"I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas." - Jamie Lynn Sigler

"Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of Americas brittle and mutating id." - John Burdett

"Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world." - Frank Scoblete

"I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city." - Frank Scoblete

"Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks-it says, Goodbye." - Frank Sinatra

"[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions." - Marlene Dietrich

"Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody." - Dane Cook

"I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas" - Kelley Armstrong

"Nothing screws up a seance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas" - Kelley Armstrong

"Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I've learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas" - Kelley Armstrong

"Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?" - Meg Cabot

"[Las Vegas in the early 1960] was thrilling, exciting... I would describe it as very Parisian." - Debbie Reynolds

"Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato." - Jason Love

"Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money." - Steve Wynn

"It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas." - Cinnamon Stomberger

"I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas." - Don Rickles

"I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas" - Paul Taylor

"Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society" - Noel Coward

"I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life." - Ryan Adams

"I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one." - David Lachapelle

"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian." - Artie Lange

"No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling." - Ralph Nader

"Capitalism is a warrior culture, a hierarchical mode, and Las Vegas is its epitome." - Hal Rothman

"I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket." - Adam Sandler

"KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask." - Carlos Santana

"I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas." - Paul Taylor

"I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time." - Ian Ziering

"I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas." - Louie Anderson

"If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time." - Tony Curtis

"I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time." - John Elway

"I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only." - Robert Goulet

"Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse." - Merv Griffin

"I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better." - Catherine Zetajones

"Vegas is a very fickle market that's about fun. It will change to what people want." - Steve Aoki

"I'm not a big fan of cold weather; that's why I moved to Vegas!" - Dave Keuning

"Being from Iowa, I can tell you that Vegas is not normal." - Dave Keuning

"I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians." - Ben E King

"Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions." - Todd Phillips

"I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas." - Dennis Rodman

"Our culture does not teach us this, but what happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas. If you cheat in Vegas, it comes right home with you. If you cheat in Vegas, you walk home as a cheater. You lie awake at a night a cheater. You cannot escape it." - Tom Shadyac

"I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas." - Jamielynn Sigler

"Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas." - Chris Pine

"I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together." - Jose Andres Puerta

"Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!" - Sigourney Weaver

"Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there." - Bill Hader

"Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas." - Kevin James

"I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony." - Penn Jillette

"I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel." - Solomon Burke

"Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id." - John Burdett

"Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams." - Concha Buika

"I don't like Las Vegas. I'd rather be mountain biking or climbing." - Greg Brenneman

"Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream" - Hunter S Thompson

"Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store." - Hunter S Thompson

"I played Vegas at the age of 16 years old, in 1959." - Wayne Newton

"I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better." - Catherine Zeta-Jones

"Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven." - Evan Esar

"Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine." - Artie Lange

"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time." - Artie Lange

"To be honest with you, since 'Ocean's 11,' 'The Hangover' has become a movie that defines Vegas. Anybody in Vegas will tell you that and I'm proud of it. I love that. I think 'Hangover' does Vegas right and I think that not only, as you said, it's the top-grossing R-rated comedy of all-time, it's also the top-grossing about Vegas or set in Vegas." - Todd Phillips

"Some guys are more worried about their Vegas trip at the end of the season than playing the games, than playing every minute of the games. Quite frankly, I don't care about your Vegas trip right now." - Jean-Sebastien Giguere

"It's like a crapshoot in Las Vegas, except in Las Vegas the odds are with the house. As for the market, the odds are with you, because on average over the long run, the market has paid off." - Harry Markowitz

"For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah." - Artie Lange

"Las Vegas is the boxing capital. During a Floyd Mayweather fight weekend, you can shop, party, stay out late and do anything you want. The city of Las Vegas has everything." - Floyd Mayweather Jr

"If you have not seen the Celine Dion Vegas show, tomorrow, get a plane ticket, go to Vegas... it is the biggest freak show you will ever see! It's Cirque De Celine." - Kathy Griffin

"Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires.... If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you." - Hal Rothman

"Actually, I was born in Las Vegas. My parents moved to Utah when I was eight because, after 40 years in Vegas, they were tired of it. We ended up in Nephi, a really small town in Utah." - Brandon Flowers

"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit." - Louie Anderson

"The guys have a lot of good cars built up. We're going to do some more testing before we go back to Las Vegas and try to win at Vegas again. We need to get off to a quick start." - Sterling Marlin

"If you're in a major city, there's a 25-year cycle. In Vegas, it's probably 10 or 15 years, except for those landmark places like Spago or Nobu. In Vegas, you have to reinvent yourself once in a while." - Daniel Boulud

"There are three capitals of entertainment in the world: Las Vegas, New York and London. So far the only one I truly conquered is Vegas. New York and London are still on my checklist." - Guy Laliberte

"So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas." - Michael Phelps

"I usually love to go bowling when I'm in Vegas. There's something about Vegas and bowling, do you know what I mean? You know what I mean. Bowling is just the thing to do." - Rutina Wesley

"If New Vegas foretells something about America's future, then the culture wars are all but over, and culture lost." - Joel Stein

"Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I"ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas" - Kelley Armstrong

"I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21." - Rita Rudner

"Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant." - Oscar Goodman

"I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs." - Scott Caan

"We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas." - Eoin Colfer

"When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out." - George Burns

"The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island." - Don Rickles

"I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health." - Louie Anderson

"If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear." - Chelsea Handler

"I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been." - Geoff Rickly

"The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington." - Cal Thomas

"A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: 'Run your own race, put on your blinders.'" - Joan Rivers

"I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent." - Holly Madison

"The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas" - John Warren Kindt

"I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth." - Alissa Nutting

"For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition." - Tammy Bloemenzaken

"It's good to see that America has a hub for electronic music in Vegas, like Europe has with Ibiza." - Paul Oakenfold

"When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great." - Don Rickles

"Never let the church become a place where it's just a Las Vegas display place for you to show off." - Max Lucado

"No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA." - George Eads



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