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"Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline." - William Gibson

"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline. Vaseline? What the hell for? Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife." - John Steinbeck

"You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline." - Leonard Cohen

"Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States." - Don Sutton

"The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline." - L Neil Smith

"Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age." - Malcolm Cowley

"There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life." - Richard Jeni

"My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin." - Rachel Bilson

"You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something." - Tyler Perry

"For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies." - Scarlett Johansson

"I am thirteen. At long last, not a cored apple. Not an empty milk bottle greased with vaseline, but a girl in a slip, with two tits and a cunt -and a mustache, but who am I to be picky." - Philip Roth

"My character in 'Fresh Meat' is quite prim and tidy, and then I basically had no make-up for the whole shoot of 'Kidnap and Ransom' - apart from a bit of Vaseline to make me look even sweatier!" - Kimberley Nixon

"Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot." - Ellen Degeneres

"3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor. It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint" - John Green

"3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you do' Need A razor. It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint" - John Green



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