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Vanilla Ice Cream Quotes

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"Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality." - Heather King

"Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla." - Tim Tebow

"My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream." - Jonathan Dimbleby

"You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

"I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem!" - Brandi Chastain

"My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert." - Deborra-Lee Furness

"Having day dreams, tonguing you down with, uh, vanilla ice cream. Kissing on your thigh in the moon light, searching your body with my tongue girl all night." - Ll Cool J

"My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert." - Deborralee Furness

"Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)" - Ally Carter

"Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!" - Dwayne Johnson

"But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing." - Meg Ryan

"Ice cream is happiness condensed." - Jessi Lane Adams

"Ice cream is my vice." - Brad Meltzer

"You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce." - Skitch Henderson

"The longer I live, the more I have the feeling like God looks down, like when you've just bitten into a vanilla ice cream cone, you just get the feeling God's going, 'Yes! He enjoys it, and I made his taste buds and I made vanilla and he's putting it together and he's experiencing what I created him to experience." - Rich Mullins

"There is a joy in the actual taste of vanilla ice cream that does not come from knowing the chemical formula of vanilla. There is a joy, an inherent aliveness in the body that you can experience if you pay attention to your body. But if you live up in your head, in your words all the time, you don't notice it." - Charles Tart

"Ah, you flavour everything; you are the vanilla of society." - Sydney Smith

"Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good." - Jeffrey Steingarten

"It's never too early for ice cream." - Michael Scott

"Do you have any bald ice cream?" - Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

"Never trust a skinny ice cream man." - Ben Cohen

"Ice cream is my comfort food." - Jessie Ware

"Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too." - Jane Smiley

"Halva works brilliantly in ice-cream." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!" - Chris Pratt

"I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain." - Rachel Zucker

"The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect." - Hal Porter

"Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say anything." - Kurt Braunohler

"If there be any man who thinks the ruin of a race of men a small matter, compared with the last decoration and completions of hisown comfort,-who would not so much as part with his ice- cream, to save them from rapine and manacles, I think I must not hesitate to satisfy that man that also his cream and vanilla are safer and cheaper by placing the negro nation on a fair footing than by robbing them." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches." - Peter Sagal

"Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice." - Uncle Kracker

"I'm not one of those pop guys. That's for wimps like Vanilla Ice." - Heavy D

"My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream." - Sanya Richards-Ross

"Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!" - Jeff Kinney

"I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being" - Louise Rennison

"Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos." - Don Kardong

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." - Lou Costello

"Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate." - Thornton Wilder

"Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!" - CM Punk

"No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones." - Mitch Hedberg

"Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream." - Adam Sandler

"I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream." - Josh Duhamel

"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos." - Don Kardong

"Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly." - Betsy Canas Garmon

"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream." - Billy Moll

"Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind." - Francesca Lia Block

"Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream." - Charles Baxter

"That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted." - Lou Costello

"Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal." - Voltaire

"Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows." - Jim Bishop

"I eat ice cream. It's better than booze." - Del Shannon

"I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert." - Hamilton Jordan

"Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream." - Tori Amos

"My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream." - Sanya Richardsross

"The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream." - Wallace Stevens

"I shave without using shaving cream" - Jerry Stiller

"You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do." - Lou Albano

"We scientists can argue forever about important topics like slightly different flavors of vanilla ice cream. Consider the silliness of this debate: one group of scientists found a 90% decline of big fish and criticized fishery management. Some other scientists found an 80% decline and started a big argument with the 90% people. Who cares if it's 80% or 90%? The real question is whether it's OK to let fishermen take most of the big fish out of our oceans." - Mark Powell

"Hockey is murder on ice." - James Patrick Murray

"Red ice sells hockey tickets." - Bob Stewart

"At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that." - Lilla Crawford

"Tell me if this is wrong. Justin Bieber... is 100 percent like watching Vanilla Ice all over again. It's exactly the same. Well, as soon as Bieber has a hit, he'll be like Vanilla Ice." - Kid Rock

"Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all." - Neil Gaiman

"I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day." - Kim Kardashian

"Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great." - Paul Schneider

"Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal." - Dan Savage

"I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream." - William Shakespeare

"If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel." - Ron Fournier

"Yielding, like ice about to melt." - Laozi

"Thou art all ice. Thy kindness freezes." - William Shakespeare

"Ice is nice at any price." - Mae West

"Without the ice, the earth will fall" - Emma Thompson

"Ice hockey players can walk on water." - Anonymous

"I am obsessed with ice cubes. Obsessed." - Drew Barrymore

"My girlfriend has been the ice." - Apolo Ohno

"Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures." - Mary Jo Putney

"We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs." - Jean-Dominique Bauby

"Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!" - Charles M Schulz

"I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rose champagne." - Jenna Lyons

"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?" - Billie Joe Armstrong

"I"d rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted." - Taylor Swift

"We were like the Beatles, Dad.' 'I know you think that, sweetie' 'Seriously. Mom is John, you're Paul, I'm George, and Ice Cream is Ringo.' 'Ice Cream,' I said. 'Resentful of the past, fearful of the future...everytime we saw Ice Cream sitting there with her mouth open, we'd say, Poor Ice Cream, resentful of the past, fearful of the future." - Maria Semple

"until you got ice cream spilled on you, you're not doing field work" - Randy Pausch

"I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty." - Wendy Liebman

"There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix." - Amal El-Mohtar

"They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat" - Sammy Nelson

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream." - Conan O'Brien

"Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream" - Mike Birbiglia

"Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!" - CM Punk

"I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream." - Groucho Marx

"I'd rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted." - Taylor Swift

"When everyone has let you down... You still have ice cream." - Keegan Allen

"Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life." - Barbara Johnson

"For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other." - Claes Oldenburg

"Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream." - Lewis Black

"Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream." - Diane Von Furstenberg

"I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better." - Nancy Pelosi

"There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix." - Anonymous

"Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?" - Stephen King

"I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor." - Susanna Kaysen

"until you got ice cream spilled on you, you're not doing field work" - Randy Pausch

"I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?" - Katherine Paterson

"Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again." - Boman Irani

"All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore." - Etta James

"Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me." - David Nail

"After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream." - Saina Nehwal

"Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food." - Joseph Epstein

"I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting." - Grace Gummer

"I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream." - Mary Mccormack

"It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream." - Heston Blumenthal

"It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather." - Anne Fadiman

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed." - Brad Pitt

"My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!" - Ginger Rogers

"I have always wanted to own a homemade ice cream shop!" - Lela Rose

"I'm always wearing Spanx, eating ice cream and feeling a bit lonely." - Sheridan Smith

"Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good." - Jeff Bridges

"I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good." - Jerry Greenfield

"I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good." - Jerry Greenfield

"The Eskimos live among ice all their lives but have no single word for ice." - Ashley Montagu

"When I lose touch with the audience and the reality of what life really is, I'll be Vanilla Ice or something." - Wyclef Jean

"No way! Let me tell you, I'm no Elvis. Elvis had his time. I'm Vanilla Ice, and it's my turn now." - Vanilla Ice

"When you hear my records today hear a vanilla sounding artist with no black inflection, although I was trying to imitate what I heard." - Pat Boone

"My first gig was a Corn Pops commercial. I did the first Vanilla Coke campaign. A Juicy Fruit commercial paid my bills for years." - Aaron Paul

"People don't want just vanilla. They want 31 flavors. I couldn't do what Rihanna does. I couldn't do what Gaga does. They can't do what I do." - Katy Perry

"In a new interview, Herman Cain said that if Rick Perry were an ice cream flavor, he'd be 'Rocky Road.' I don't know, Perry's not really any flavor of ice cream. He's just the brain freeze part." - Jimmy Fallon

"Derek's like, "So . . . what do you want to do first?" "I don't know." "Feel like ice cream?" "It's, like, three degrees out." "That's why getting ice cream would be badass." - Susane Colasanti

"Derek's like, "So . . . what do you want to do first?" "I do' know." "Feel like ice cream?" "It"s, like, three degrees out." "That's why getting ice cream would be badass." - Susane Colasanti

"It's not a diet, it's a way of life that teaches you better skills. For years, I felt like I could never have ice cream, but now I can eat ice cream occasionally!" - Jennifer Hudson

"You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular frickin' ice cream, instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air ... and human hope." - John Green

"How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there." - Marc Maron

"My first job was scooping ice cream at Friendly's in Albany, New York. I hated the work, most of my colleagues, and the uniform, and I more or less lost my taste for ice cream permanently." - Gregory Maguire

"I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'" - Steven Wright

"My favorite splurges are cheese pizza with hot peppers, Haagen-Dazs maple-walnut ice cream, Giant brand ice cream sandwiches, and fire sticks - those hot candies the size of a three-inch ruler." - Lindsay Wagner

"Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in." - Dylan Lauren

"You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent." - Howie Mandel

"When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street." - Paullina Simons

"The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes." - Janette Rallison

"Henry nodded, thinking, 'If you were any more whipped, little brother, they'd serve you on ice cream." - Nicholas Sparks

"In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips." - Red Smith

"I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container." - Brian Regan

"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." - Jim Fiebig

"Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry." - Jerry Seinfeld

"In the Bengali language, there's not a real word for blow job. They call it "doing the ice cream."" - Michael Glawogger

"[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all." - Daniel Handler

"We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess." - Mark Twain

"If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough." - Morris Lapidus

"I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone." - Alice Cooper

"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner

"For every two degrees the temperature goes up, check-ins at ice cream shops go up by 2%." - Andrew Hogue



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