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"All writers are vampires." - James Gandolfini

"Vampires are people too!" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Vampires are super sexy." - P C Cast

"I just love vampires." - Matt Smith

"I like vampires." - Tommy Wiseau

"Ghosts and vampires are never only about ghosts and vampires." - Thomas C Foster

"Vampires,after all,don't sparkle." - Heather Brewer

"Zombies are the new vampires." - Mireille Enos

"Vampires are such prima donnas," - Magnus

"Vampires are a genre now." - Joseph Morgan

"Film spectators are quiet vampires." - Jim Morrison

"Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly." - Kiersten White

"As everybody knows, chicks dig the vampires." - Paul Wesley

"Vampires probably don't have great breath." - Demetri Martin

"Vampires are always going to be sexy." - Jake Abel

"Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!" - Charlaine Harris

"Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive." - Charlaine Harris

"So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts." - Kelly Link

"Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes." - Richelle Mead

"There is a certain swagger with vampires." - Charles Michael Davis

"Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy." - Joseph Morgan

"Are vampires kinky? I didn't know." - Roger Ebert

"'Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy." - Joseph Morgan

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit." - Richard Pryor

"There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood." - Fritz Leiber

"Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires... How avant-garde!" - Anne Rice

"Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires ... How avant-garde!" - Anne Rice

"First rule about vampires, don`t believe anything you read." - An Na

"Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!" - Peter Tork

"I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any." - Mitt Romney

"You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires." - Stephenie Meyer

"Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit." - Richard Pryor

"Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Matt Groening

"Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?" - Jeaniene Frost

"Because all bad little vampires see me in the end" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel." - Deborah Harkness

"Hitler rounded up all of the vampires in Europe." - Taika Waititi

"The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?" - Robin Mckinley

"Vampires to me have always been very sexy." - Stephen Dorff

"I happen to like vampires more than zombies." - Martin Scorsese

"Puppets seem like vampires sometimes. They live, and you're depleted." - Henry Selick

"Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks." - David Wellington

"Vampires and teens have a lot in common. Teens have surging hormones, vampires have surging blood lust. Teenagers think they're immortal." - P C Cast

"I think with vampires, you can't really go wrong. For generations, vampires have been a hit because they're unobtainable, mysterious, sensual, dangerous, kind of sexy." - Ashley Greene

"I'd seen 'Interview with A Vampire' and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, 'I love vampires; I have to do a show about vampires.'" - Alan Ball

"I often think a lot of women's attraction to vampires is based on the fact that vampires come from centuries ago, from eras of chivalry and courtly virtues." - Stephen Moyer

"As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires." - Andy Borowitz

"Say goodbye to the energy vampires in your life (the negative souls who steal your enthusiasm)." - Robin S. Sharma

"My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul." - Deborah Harkness

"I read 'Dracula' in high school. I've been around vampires forever." - Denis O'Hare

"As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires." - Johnny Depp

"You can't run with vampires. 'Cuz they're fast." -Bella "Yea? well, we're faster." - Stephenie Meyer

"English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are." - Deborah Harkness

"I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!" - Jeaniene Frost

"I'm a coyote shapeshifter playing in a world of werewolves and vampires-outmatched is n understatement." - Patricia Briggs

"I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy-I was so screwed." - Patricia Briggs

"Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood." - Heather Brewer

"Their souls were contagious. ... Bloodsuckers, spiders and vampires: that was what Lenin called them." - Robert Harris

"What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute." - Kelley Armstrong

"It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs." - Stephenie Meyer

"Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal." - Stephen Colbert

"Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires." - Jeaniene Frost

"The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs? -Clary, pg.266-" - Cassandra Clare

"Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die." - Sarah Rees Brennan

"Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT." - Richard Kadrey

"Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Vampires are very sexy right now. It's kind of disgusting. It's kind of a bandwagon." - Jake Abel

"Once a vampire drinks another vampires blood they are connected to them forever" - Julie Plec

"Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses." - Dennis Sharp

"When you think hotness appeal, vampires automatically fall into that category." - Josh Hutcherson

"Overall, vampires are a much more refined people; vampinese are much more barbarian and monstrous." - Josh Hutcherson

"Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth." - Anne Rice

"Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that." - Alan Ball

"I think vampires are a timeless powerful archetype that can tap into people's psyches." - Alan Ball

"I read 'Dracula' in high school. I've been around vampires forever." - Denis Ohare

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong." - Christopher Moore

"I stay away from negative relationships. They are energy-sapping vampires. I can't handle them." - Preity Zinta

"Vampires are so sexy and powerful - they're so otherworldly; they have eternal life and youth." - Jessica Clark

"I supply the music for Vampires, which is a new series that's coming out." - John Entwistle

"I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14." - Lena Headey

"It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies." - Drew Goddard

"Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable." - Jeaniene Frost

"Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away." - Calvin Trillin

"I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep." - Maurice Sendak

"Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want." - Joss Whedon

"Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter." - Christopher Moore

"I always knew there were vampires, dude," he'd said. "Because, you know how there's people you know who, like, always look the same, even when they're, like, a hundred years old? Like David Bowie? That's because they're vampires." - Cassandra Clare

"There is this arrogant feeling of being stronger than human. Humans are weak. They submit to their emotions, and vampires do not. Humans are very egoistic, and vampires are not." - Richard Sammel

"Vampires can do whatever they want whenever they want, like fly around all the time. Plus, girls love vampires. Maybe they don't want to admit it, but they do, which is a plus." - Josh Hutcherson

"The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed." - Alan Ball

"even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart." - Meg Cabot

"I always thought of vampires, especially the young-adult ones, as a metaphor for sex - sucking blood, forbidden, taboo. I think they just ooze sex. Vampires are all the big themes in life in one attractive, bloodsucking package." - Melissa De La Cruz

"I'm Cuban, so I know a lot of people who act like vampires. But wait, vampires have to be invited to your house, so maybe they are nothing like Latinos!" - Valerie Cruz

"Vampires were always able to transform into creatures of the night. The dark creatures like bats have always been associated with vampires and using the darkness to their own advantage." - Luke Evans

"You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. Jacob B. Ch.14" - Stephenie Meyer

"Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon." - J.R. Ward

"So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires." - Seth Grahame-Smith

"Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress." - Rachel Caine

"I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended." - Cassandra Clare

"An intriguing world where vampires rule, only the strongest survive, and romance offers hope in the darkest hours." - Rachel Caine

"One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A minor hazard, comparatively." - Stephenie Meyer

"I do' see a way in," Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway." - Rachel Caine

"I'm a little worried about Edward... Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129" - Stephenie Meyer

"I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire." - Jim Butcher

"I don't see a way in," Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway." - Rachel Caine

"I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs." - Jeaniene Frost

"I'm a little worried about Edward... Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129" - Stephenie Meyer

"Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case." - Laurell K Hamilton

"What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy." - Michio Kaku

"You see,' [Armand] said, 'killing other vampires is very exciting; that is why it is forbidden under penalty of death." - Anne Rice

"A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires." - Herman Cain

"Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-" - Larissa Ione

"That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said." - Jeaniene Frost

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" - Stephenie Meyer

"There are many vampires in the world today - you only have to think of the film business." - Christopher Lee

"I think there's an innate sexuality that is attached to vampires and werewolves. It's passionate and sexual, undeniably so." - Janina Gavankar

"Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat." - Terry Pratchett

"Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that's not just on Halloween." - Michael Almereyda

"I always thought the appeal for vampires are the same as religion, the desire to avoid death and live forever." - Bentley Little

"I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Vampires should be pretty much like mean girls, all the time, only amazing at it. Flawless. They've had time." - Catherynne M Valente

"I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires." - Roddy Doyle

"There are many vampires in the world today... you only have to think of the film business." - Christopher Lee

"I have always been into the darker side of things and love the mystery and sexiness of vampires." - Madison Mckinley

"I love the 'Underworld' movies because the vampires aren't automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs." - Jeaniene Frost

"I think that vampires are sexy. The idea of them being untouchable has been really exciting for people." - Jenn Proske

"When I was working on 'Vampires Suck,' I must have watched 'Twilight' and 'New Moon' literally almost every day." - Jenn Proske

"Vampires used to be like Dracula, and now they're young teenage kids, so yeah, I like that." - Kodi Smitmcphee

"If vampires and werewolves were walking around today, there would be chaos. People would be losing their minds." - Rutina Wesley

"Popular culture no longer craves archangels and new dawns. Pop culture traffics in vampires and deads of night." - James Wolcott

"When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires." - Alan Ball

"I like the 'Cirque du Freak' books - 'Tunnel of Blood' by Darren Shan. They're set in England. It's about vampires." - Jamie Waylett

"If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for?" - Octavia E Butler

"What I'm working on now - I'm back to fantasy, although considering that it's me, I'm turning it into a kind of science fantasy. It's a vampire story - but my vampires are biological vampires. They didn't become vampires because someone bit them; they were born that way." - Octavia Butler

"I'm 48, and I have been in love with vampires since I was six. I was born in 1962, so I've been through three or four waves of vampires. When I was growing up, we had vampire shows and movies. We were still dealing with Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff and the old Christopher Lee vampires." - Denis Ohare

"There were things out there in the world, things that vampires feared, and now those things were here. She was only seconds out of a very light, fitful sleep, but she knew that the nightmares had followed her effortlessly right into the real world. The draug. They weren't vampires; they were something else, something that moved through water, formed out of it, dragged vampires down to a slow and awful death." - Rachel Caine

"Sean Manchester is, unsurprisingly, very well read in both classical and more recent sources on vampires and vampirism, and cites them with great authority while taking the reader through a brief tour of vampire lore and mythology. This is a book I'd recommend to anybody with an interest in the author or vampires. The parts which deal with vampires are obviously based on years of substantial research and personal experience." - Joe Mcnally

"...We were born vampires." "I thought you became -" "- vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it's an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat... now what is it you eat? Oh yes, chocolate... you do' want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you? Less chocolate to go around." He sighed. "Oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn." - Terry Pratchett

"There were things out there in the world, things that vampires feared, and now those things were here. She was only seconds out of a very light, fitful sleep, but she knew that the nightmares had followed her effortlessly right into the real world. The draug. They were' vampires; they were something else, something that moved through water, formed out of it, dragged vampires down to a slow and awful death." - Rachel Caine

"Vampires Are Us: Understanding Our Love Affair with the Immortal Dark Side," is now out! Quote: "Vampires let us play with death and the issue of mortality. They let us ponder what it would mean to be truly long lived. Would the long view allow us to see the world differently, imagine social structures differently? Would it increase or decrease our reverence for the planet? Vampires allow us to ask questions we usually bury." - Margot Adler

"...We were born vampires." "I thought you became -" "- vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it's an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat... now what is it you eat? Oh yes, chocolate... you don't want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you? Less chocolate to go around." He sighed. "Oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn." - Terry Pratchett

"For over 1,700 years, the Jews have been bewailing their sad fate in that they have been exiled from their homeland, as they call Palestine. But gentlemen, did the world give it to them in fee simple, they would at once find some reason for not returning. Why? Because they are vampires, and vampires do not live on vampires. They cannot live only among themselves. They must subsist on Christians and other people not of their race." - Benjamin Franklin

"You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change." - Billy Bob Thornton

"The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?" - Lynda Barry

"Then forget Gabriel. Is there a particular reason you keep biting vampires?" Will touched the dried blood on his wrists, and smiled. "They don't expect it." - Cassandra Clare

"I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome." - Ilona Andrews

"I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires." - Deborah Harkness

"If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday" - Carrie Vaughn

"Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character." - Darren Shan

"There is more story in a minor character like Boba Fett than there is in all the clutter of various vampires in the Twilight franchise." - George Takei



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