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Vampire Quotes


"Vanity, thy name is vampire." - Jim Butcher

"Zombies are the new vampire." - Stephen King

"Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!" - Charlaine Harris

"I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vampire ever." - Radha Mitchell

"You gotta love an attentive vampire -Kylie" - C.C. Hunter

"You can't trust a vampire, trust me" - Stephenie Meyer

"She's a sort of human vampire-bat" - P G Wodehouse

"Sometimes I feel like a vampire" - Jennifer Lawrence

"It's cool to play a vampire." - Josh Hutcherson

"Today, Mr. Darcy is a vampire." - Orson Scott Card

"'Lesbian Vampire Killers' was quite embarrassing." - James Corden

"Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy." - Joseph Morgan

"I've never seen 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'" - Freddie Prinze Jr

"'Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy." - Joseph Morgan

"If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends." - Christine Feehan

"Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?" "Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora." "So your inner vampire is Magnus?" - Cassandra Clare

"Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker" - Stephenie Meyer

"I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars." - Jenny Lawson

"Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you." - Heather Brewer

"Vampire porn does not go out of style." - J.R. Ward

"This is'nt like , vampire gay, is it? ~Kynan" - Larissa Ione

"nobody could catch a vampire on a motorcycle." - Jeaniene Frost

"You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you." - Charlaine Harris

"I am a vampire, and that is the truth." - Christopher Pike

"A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise" - Jeaniene Frost

"Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman" - Melissa De La Cruz

"We pore through libraries, dissecting the classics" Henry Sturges- vampire" - Seth Grahame-Smith

"You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta" - Charlaine Harris

"I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America." - Seth Grahame-Smith

"I am the vampire at my own veins." - Charles Baudelaire

"Emulation embalms the dead; envy, the vampire, blasts the living." - Henry Fuseli

"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age." - Gail Carriger

"Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?" - Heather Brewer

"You were the vampire in my dream. My perfect one." - Anne Rice

"Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess." - Demetri Martin

"I'm not a vampire but I feel like one" - Ronnie Radke

"I'm a big fan of the older vampire movies." - Josh Hutcherson

"I am a vampire. Blood does not bother me." - Christopher Pike

"If you don't like vampire games, don't play" - Vivian Vande Velde

"I want to be a society vampire, you see." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever." - Darren Shan

"Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion." - Richard Laymon

"Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise." - J.R. Ward

"Isn't that an odd philosophy for a vampire?" - Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

"Becoming a vampire means completely changing your identity." - Park Chanwook

"I'm really kind of a vampire at heart." - Jamie Kennedy

"Becoming a vampire means completely changing your identity." - Park Chan-wook

"I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters." - Gerard Way

"I love vampire movies. I think they are sexy." - Marguerite Moreau

"The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works." - Martin Scorsese

"Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire." - P J Orourke

"For me, playing a vampire isn't about the fact that they're a vampire, it's about who they are specifically." - Rachelle Lefevre

"Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore." - Johnny Depp

"I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's not the vampire. He's the interviewer.'" - Robert Pattinson

"I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire would be embarrassed to share with their vampire buddies over a nice glass of Type O." - Molly Harper

"She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. "What is this? Vampire porn?" "Yep." "Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer." - Larissa Ione

"Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much..." - Cassandra Clare

"I'd witnessed for the first time in my vampire- obsessed existence an actual vampire bite. The only problem was that it wasn't my neck being bitten." - Ellen Schreiber

"For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire." - Dana Gould

"Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much..." - Cassandra Clare

"Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire." - Charlaine Harris

"After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes." - Ilona Andrews

"How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons" - Karen Marie Moning

"Guy's a psychopath,even by vampire standards. And that's saying something." - Kiersten White

"Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies." - J.R. Ward

"Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire." - Stephenie Meyer

"Vampire? Such a provocative word, wrapped in too many cliches and girly novels." - Matt Haig

"I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off." - Christopher Pike

"I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire." - Lisa Lutz

"About time you grew up and became a vampire like the rest of us." - Claudia Gray

"It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club" - Charlaine Harris

"there's nothing more powerful than human fear-not magic, not vampire strength. Nothing." - Deborah Harkness

"You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?" - Rachel Caine

"I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too." - Laurell K Hamilton

"What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?" - Richard Matheson

"The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon." - L J Smith

"My boyfriend was insanely sexy, vampire or not, and I couldn't keep my hands off him." - Richelle Mead

"there's nothing more powerful than human fear-not magic, not vampire strength. Nothing." - Deborah Harkness

"I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I"d smelled in eighty years." - Stephenie Meyer

"Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree." - Steve Aylett

"The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told." - Richard Matheson

"I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night." - Anne Rice

"The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you" - Charlaine Harris

"An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight." - Laurell K Hamilton

"You know nothing... And suppose the vampire who made you knew nothing, and the vampire who made that vampire knew nothing, and the vampire before him knew nothing, and so it goes back and back, nothing proceeding from nothing, until there is nothing! And we must live with the knowledge that there is no knowledge." - Anne Rice

"A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse." - Anne Rice

"Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man." - Cassandra Clare

"A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free." - Pamela Palmer

"For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross" - Thomas Pynchon

"One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake." - Jack Handey

"Im a devotee of Dracula, which was a pathfinder in horror and vampire fiction." - Tanith Lee

"First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard." - Jeaniene Frost

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." - Stephenie Meyer

"So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?" - Kami Garcia

"I have the face of a vampire, but the heart of a feminist." - Theda Bara

"I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people." - Karl Lagerfeld

"You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?" - Kevin Hearne

"There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years." - Stephenie Meyer

"You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Once a vampire drinks another vampires blood they are connected to them forever" - Julie Plec

"Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."" - Stephenie Meyer

"I'll take any vampire fans I can get. Dracula isn't a serial killer story." - Robert Greenblatt

"Whether you're a vampire or werewolf, love is still love. Betrayal is still betrayal." - Nathan Parsons

"I don't want to talk about the vampire schedule. That's just gonna upset me." - Scott Eastwood

"I see... said the vampire thoughtfully, and slowly he walked across the room towards the window." - Anne Rice

"Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy." - Kim Harrison

"Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats." - Gail Carriger

"I used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a vampire." - John Edward

"Joss Whedon who created 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer,' 'Angel,' and all that... he is a genius." - Christian Kane

"I like playing heavy metal music and pretending I'm a vampire in front of the mirror." - Luke Mably

"You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!" - J.R. Ward

"Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before." - Robin Mckinley

"WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE! Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it." - Christopher Atkins

"I wanted to make an adult vampire film, not something for children." - Alexandra Cassavetes

"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him." - Garrett Fort

"I don't like the vampire books. I don't like any of those." - Lisi Harrison

"My all-time favorite program in my entire life was 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'" - Gail Collins

"It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies." - Drew Goddard

"I watch 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' with my daughter. We're very into Buffy and Buffy's friends." - Kim Gordon

"If you're cast on 'The Vampire Diaries,' the likelihood of you dying is very good." - Kat Graham

"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow." - Bela Lugosi

"Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure." - Uwe Boll

"I'm like an old vampire, so it's important to talk to young people." - Manolo Blahnik

"Memnoch the Devil happen to be my favorite of all The Vampire Chronicles." - Anne Rice

"Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie." - David Sedaris

"I'm an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody's energy. But I give it back." - Dolly Parton

"I'm a big fan of vampire movies generally and that sort of tradition of characters." - Michael Sheen

"Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want." - Joss Whedon

"I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night." - Vir Das

"It's cool to play a vampire and be a part of this new, hot genre." - Josh Hutcherson

"There's no set-in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones." - Cameron Bright

"I would kill to be on Dexter, and I would double kill to be on True Blood. I would pay them to let me come be a vampire or a vampire victim. No joke!" - Callie Thorne

"This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us." - Jim Benton

"You are healed." Allegra nodded. "You are no longer a Silver Blood." She paused. "But you are no longer a vampire either." Bliss started. No longer a vampire-but what did that mean? Did it mean she was just human?" - Melissa De La Cruz

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - George W Bush

"I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Alice Cullen had more vampire interaction, for sure, than human interaction. I think she was kind of amped to finally get to play a vampire, so she was good to go." - Ashley Greene

"I'm the Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobiography? The one with the blond hair and the blue eyes, and the insatiable desire for visibility and fame? You remember." - Anne Rice

"My baby is alright, She doesn't mind a bit of dirt, She says 'Horror vampire bat bite, sex vampire, how I wish those bats would bite', Woooooah! Bite! Bite! Release the bats!" - Nick Cave

"I've heard we're Christian, and that always tickles me. I've heard that I'm a junkie. I've heard that I'm a vampire. I'm a junkie vampire. That can be your pull-quote." - Davey Havok

"I've always thought vampires were interesting because they live forever, they're always well-financed, they dress well, you know what I mean? And they're, like, cool. Usually vampire - you've never seen a broke vampire. Have you?" - Michael Ealy

"But other vampire stories? Well, no, I really haven't read too many, and I can't say I'm crazy about romantic vampires anyway - to me the vampire is simply an evil monster." - Brian Lumley

"The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine. It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book, but also in many, many more. Teenagers, especially, seem to like to act out vampire fantasies." - James Patterson

"I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I would pay them to let me come be a vampire or a vampire victim. No joke!" - Callie Thorne



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