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Vacation Quotes


"No vacation goes unpunished." - Karl Hakkarainen

"I don't go on vacation. I don't really need vacation." - James Franco

"Make your vacation your vocation." - Mark Twain

"Danger never takes a vacation." - Anonymous

"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle

"I get bored of vacation." - Jose Andres Puerta

"The transcendental promises a vacation from history." - Mason Cooley

"Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation." - Bob Hope

"My best vacation is your worst nightmare." - Jim Bridwell

"Writing is my vacation from living." - Eugene O'Neill

"When all else fails, take a vacation." - Betty Williams

"Life is a vacation from two eternities." - William S Burroughs

"Reading... a vacation for the mind...." - Dave Barry

"'Vacation' means titillating my taste buds." - Brett Ratner

"The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation." - Natasha Leggero

"I always try to have a vacation." - Sophia Loren

"Make your Vacation into Vacation and you will not have to work a single day." - Nicholas Lore

"That's my lesson for taking a vacation: vacation will kill you." - Elon Musk

"I take a lot of vacation because I get a lot of vacation" - Jim Rome

"I need a six month vacation twice a year." - Pete MacArthur

"I always stay active, even if Im on vacation." - Erin Heatherton

"Life is simply a vacation from the infinite" - Dean Cavanagh

"Life is a vacation God gives to you!" - Celedonio Romero

"The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall." - Anonymous

"Here's to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy." - Charlaine Harris

"New York is like a vacation - no beach required." - Sean William Scott

"When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever." - Peg Bracken

"The best thing about a vacation is planning it." - Andy Rooney

"The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation." - Mark Twain

"I can never turn a tour into a vacation." - Matt Berninger

"College is the longest vacation you will ever take." - Dan Indante

"L.A.: Come on vacation, go home on probation." - James Ellroy

"My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do." - Nick Cannon

"Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation." - Evan Dando

"Here's to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy." - Charlaine Harris

"Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation." - Clint Walker

"My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean." - Nina Arianda

"Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders." - Ronald Reagan

"I represent Orlando, Florida, the world's number one vacation destination." - Ric Keller

"Remember when vacation photos meant toting along a bulky camera?" - Peter Diamandis

"I always tell my kids make your vocation your vacation." - Chynna Phillips

"New York is like a vacation - no beach required." - Seann William Scott

"I take my vacation on the combine and tractor." - Jon Tester

"I always stay active, even if I'm on vacation." - Erin Heatherton

"People who take photographs during their whole vacation won't remember their vacation. They'll only remember what photographs they took." - Annie Dillard

"I'm more obsessed with the idea of vacation than any one particular vacation spot. I love to explore new places and cultures." - Candice Accola

"I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement." - Mary Crosby

"I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane." - Gilbert Gottfried

"A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work." - Morris Fishbein

"You don't need a vacation when there's nothing to escape from." - Jason Mraz

"There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have." - Trey Parker

"There's something wonderful about entertaining people on vacation. Everyone is there to have a good time." - Jennifer Hudson

"My idea of a vacation is to rest quietly in the shade of a blond." - Dick Powell

"Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school." - Bill Maher

"I wish I'd known sooner that success isn't defined by who goes the longest without vacation." - Arianna Huffington

"Most people spend more time planning a one-week vacation than they spend planning their life." - Michael Hyatt

"There really is no vacation from the world in which we live." - Michael Chertoff

"There is no vacation for a writer! Every moment of his life is work!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"There's something wonderful about entertaining people on vacation. Everyone is there to have a good time." - Jennifer Hudson

"Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile." - Silvio Berlusconi

"Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache." - Padgett Powell

"I've only been on one vacation ever. I just went to Acapulco before training camp." - Terrell Owens

"The first axiom of the family vacation is that someone, possibly everyone, will get sick." - Marni Jackson

"No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one." - Anonymous

"Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success." - Mark Twain

"My mind is living on cloud 9 and this 9 is never on vacation." - Kendrick Lamar

"The official community vacation rental website representing private homeowners at Windsor hills resort closest to Disney." - Margaret Bourke-White

"The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia." - Evan Esar

"A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic" - Max Von Sydow

"A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten." - Robert Breault

"Read a lot when you're on vacation, but nothing that has to do with your business." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Being home is like a vacation to me, so I'm trying to get my home together." - Zoe Kravitz

"Make everyday as productive as the day before you go on vacation." - Jeffrey Gitomer

"I absolutely believe that when one goes on vacation, it should be pure decadence." - Crystal Renn

"Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do." - Bill Murray

"Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid." - Anonymous

"The vacation we often need is freedom from our own mind." - Jack Adam Weber

"A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia." - Anonymous

"The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see." - Anonymous

"The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation." - Anonymous

"A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten." - Robert Brault

"Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world it has become a necessity." - Anonymous

"Why should not conscience have vacation As well as other courts o' th' nation?" - Samuel Butler (poet)

"I love working. I don't know what the word vacation means." - Frank Gehry

"Death is the Christian's vacation morning. School is out. It is time to go home." - Henry Ward Beecher

"There's nothing like a mission to save the world to liven up a vacation." - Donita K. Paul

"Isn't it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?" - Zig Ziglar

"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." - Robert Orben

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia

"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one." - Elbert Hubbard

"Maybe that's the best part of going away for a vacation-coming home again." - Madeleine L'Engle

"Too much work, too much vacation, too much of any one thing is unsound." - Walter Annenberg

"The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation." - Clarence Day

"With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation." - David Lloyd George

"Why go on vacation when work is so much more fun." - Taylor Hawkins

"It is not more vacation we need - it is more vocation." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"I think families should vacation together, and cruising is a wonderful option." - Marcia Gay Harden

"I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui." - Bobby Lee

"My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday." - Ludacris

"I pace myself by taking a week-long vacation every four months." - Marissa Mayer

"For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!" - Scotty Mccreery

"Even on vacation, Rihanna's easy breezy chic is not complete without a red lip." - Derek Blasberg

"In matters of healing the body or the mind, vacation is a true genius!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation." - Silvio Berlusconi

"Every time I try to write on vacation, I fail miserably." - Christopher Bollen

"Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime." - Buddy Guy

"My best vacation memory is getting barreled at the beach in Hawaii." - Troy Polamalu

"I'm a big believer in living life as an extended working vacation." - Victoria Moran

"I grew up so poor in Austria that we never took a vacation with my family." - Wolfgang Puck

"When the earthquake hit Haiti in 2010, I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands." - Jose Andres Puerta

"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking." - Earl Wilson

"On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me." - Will Wright

"A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic." - Max Von Sydow

"A vacation from school should not mean hunger for our children." - Dina Titus

"If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation." - Kin Hubbard

"Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want." - Laura Schlessinger

"Serengeti Trek Vacation Bible School 05, where kids are wild about God!." - Christopher Cross

"The best vacation is still a book, a renewable ticket to places real and imaginary." - Charles McGrath

"When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them." - Sarah Mlynowski

"Like most arts, the link between the mind and the pen can chain you like an enslaved workaholic. Even on an intended vacation you suddenly have this killer urge to record whatever the vacation may teach." - Criss Jami

"I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'" - Shaquille O'Neal

"Mr. Gandhi, you have been working fifteen hours a day for fifty years. Don't you think you should take a vacation?" Gandhi smiled and replied, "I am always on vacation." - Mahatma Gandhi

"I think of how most people only get three weeks of vacation a year. And that, for me, seems like it would be really hard. My life feels like a vacation." - Julia Mancuso

"In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship." - Judy Carter

"Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that's when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past." - P J Orourke

"The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I'm on vacation, there is no schedule." - Kelly Clarkson

"The purpose of a vacation is to have the time to rest. But many of us, even when we go on vacation, don't know how to rest. We may even come back more tired than before we left." - Nhat Hanh

"I know I'm never going to be as successful as my dad, but I get bored doing nothing. I couldn't go from vacation to vacation and have no motivation." - Tamara Ecclestone

"Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks." - Sam Ewing

"Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need." - Jerry Smith

"When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person." - Aimee Friedman

"Take Time Out. It's not a real vacation if you're reading email or calling in for messages." - Randy Pausch

"Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something." - Suzanne Brockmann

"There's a weird kind of paradox that the more expensive the vacation is, the more potentially anxiety-producing it is." - David Foster Wallace

"What's all this about yanking poor Magnus and Alec back from their vacation?" Isabelle demanded. "They have opera tickets!" - Cassandra Clare

"Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world." - Robert Orben

"Jay Z got Cano a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation - and it's called October," - Pete Rose

"I'm very busy with schoolwork, of course." "How can she be?" said Ron in horror. "We"re on vacation!" - J K Rowling

"Sometimes you're just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one." - Haruki Murakami

"I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience" - Drake

"I took a month long vacation in the stratosphere, and you know it's very hard to hold your breath." - Bruce Springsteen

"The American Dream is ownership ? a house, a car, a vacation home and, even better, your own business" - Mario Batali

"Look deep inside, and when you locate the sadness, give it a vacation, and focus on the simple things." - Larry Norman

"Sometimes I suspected Ryan was merely visiting the real world, on vacation from his permanent residence in la-la land." - Rachel Vincent

"Sometimes you're just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one." - Haruki Murakami

"I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally." - Ken Jennings

"The American Dream is ownership a house, a car, a vacation home and, even better, your own business" - Mario Batali

"The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation." - Mark Twain

"For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition." - Tammy Bloemenzaken



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