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"I will not negotiate with the undead!" - David Wellington

"You stole from a member of the undead" - Darren Shan

"Once someone's dead you can't make them undead." - Tim O'Brien

"I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius." - Kiersten White

"He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang." - Devon Monk

"Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist." - Jeaniene Frost

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that undead are just like you and me ... well, okay. Possibly more like me than you." - Cassandra Clare

"The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty." - Kim Harrison

"You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist." - Victoria Smurfit

"Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated - the James Dean of the undead." - James Wolcott

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that undead are just like you and me ... well, okay. Possibly more like me than you." - Cassandra Clare

"Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead thing, until I became a member of the undead. Then I realized it was a Tod-thing." - Rachel Vincent

"You two are cracked," Tod snapped. My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star." - Rachel Vincent

"Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul." - Brandon Sanderson

"I"d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass." - Richelle Mead

"If 180 million people want to be undead, that's their funeral, but I happen to like being alive." - E E Cummings

"I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass." - Richelle Mead

"It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really." - Ilona Andrews

"If 180 million people want to be undead, that's their funeral, but I happen to like being alive." - E E Cummings

"I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness." - Jhonen Vasquez

"As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead." - Johnny Depp

"Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack." - Max Brooks

"I grew up hearing about the walking undead. I had a fascination with it as a child." - Katherine Helmond

"Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead." - Bram Stoker

"A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid." - Heather Brewer

"It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself." - Dan Chaon

"Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough." - Bill Watterson

"Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul." - Kim Harrison

"Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays." - Roseanne Barr

"With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?" - Max Brooks

"Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space." - Kim Harrison

"Where did you find that one?" "I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess." "They must be able to sense a kindred spirit." "Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?" "Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow." - Kiersten White

"... but it is attitude, not years, that condemns one to the ranks of the Undead, or else proffers salvation. In the domain of the young there dwells many an Undead soul. They rush about so, their inner putrefaction is concealed for a few decades, that is all." - David Mitchell

"If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose." - Mira Grant

"If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would have been my last guess." - Richelle Mead

"she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I"d get to my roommate's soul later." - Kim Harrison

"Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend." - Rick Riordan

"There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?" - Rachel Caine

"I am a big fan of vampires. I've always been obsessed with the genre, and the beautiful romanticism and erotic kind of nature of the immortal being, the undead who lives on human blood." - Alex O'Loughlin

"I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic." - Laurell K Hamilton

"she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I'd get to my roommate's soul later." - Kim Harrison

"Since this was a formal undead gathering, there would be food-all kinds-drinks, dancing, and festivities, while those in power pondered whether or not to slaughter half the people around them. In other words, like a high-school prom." - Jeaniene Frost

"Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Abraham Lincoln is resolute, honest, has the best interest of the nation at heart, and he's as ugly as homemade Sunday sin, so he is modest, too. I'd vote for that in an undead heartbeat." - Bill Oberst Jr.

"I certainly had this fascination with monsters and vampires as did Tim and whatever this darkness, this mystery, this intrigue. And then, as you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead." - Johnny Depp

"I am a big fan of vampires. I've always been obsessed with the genre, and the beautiful romanticism and erotic kind of nature of the immortal being, the undead who lives on human blood." - Alex Oloughlin

"No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed." - Max Brooks

"With undead armies, psychotic angels and exploding airships, Scar Night is a gripping, ripping yarn which rattles along at a great pace. Tether all that to the knock-out image at the heart of the novel-Deepgate, a Gothic city built on a network of chains over a great abyss-and you have urban fantasy at its best." - Hal Duncan

"I doubt you've ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?" His chuckle was soft. "Can't say that I have, Kitten." "Yeah, well, consider me an original." This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. "I always have." - Jeaniene Frost

"I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it sounded in the movies. The two men who both wanted one hundred percent of my time weren't dashing, international playboys. They were undead and surprisingly immature, considering the youngest was just over a hundred years old." - Jennifer Armintrout

"Emma and I had both died twice, and for me, that second one actually stuck. Now I was a "resurrected American," better known, in colloquial terms, as life-challenged. Or undead. Or the living dead. But I'm not a zombie. I'm just a little less alive than your average high school junior." - Rachel Vincent

"The truth hit him. Jason wasn't quite Roman anymore. His time at Camp Half-Blood had changed him. Reyna had recognized that. Apparently, so did the undead legionnaires. If Jason no longer gave off the right sort of vibe, or aura of a Roman leader..." - Rick Riordan

"She snuggled back under the blanket with me, turned toward me so that she could rest her head on my chest. "I hear your heart," she said. "Do you check every once in a while, just to make sure I'm not undead?" - Richelle Mead

"I doubt you"ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?" His chuckle was soft. "Ca' say that I have, Kitten." "Yeah, well, consider me an original." This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. "I always have." - Jeaniene Frost

"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." - J R R Tolkien

"I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I'd drop the whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possible be very good." - Cassandra Clare

"Shouldn't that be flipped right-side up?" I asked. "No," she said, eyes on the cards. After several moments of heavy silence, said, "You will destroy that which is undead." I waited about thirty seconds for her to continue, but she didn't. "Wait, that's it?" She nodded. "That's what the cards say to me." - Richelle Mead

"Very well! he said. You shall prove your worth by facing me in a joust! I'd never heard of an undead lich king challenging someone to a joust. Especially not in a subterranean burial chamber. All right, I said uncertainly. But won't we be needing horses for that? Not horses, he replied, stepping away from his throne. Birds." - Ernest Cline

"You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you." - Charlaine Harris

"Merrie Destefano storms the world of urban fantasy with AFTERLIFE, breathing new life into the vast genre of the undead. Gritty, poignant, in the tradition of Bladerunner, with the nostalgia of New Orleans. With crisp and beautiful prose, AFTERLIFE blurs the line between the living and the dead to ask life's ultimate questions-even if they take nine lives to solve." - Tosca Lee

"Knowledge, of course, is always imperfect, but it seemed to me that when a nation goes to war it must have reasonable confidence in the justice and imperative of its cause. You can't fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can't make them undead." - Tim O'Brien

"She snuggled back under the blanket with me, turned toward me so that she could rest her head on my chest. "I hear your heart," she said. "Do you check every once in a while, just to make sure I'm not undead?" - Richelle Mead

"It was my view then, and still is, that you don't make war without knowing why. Knowledge of course, is always imperfect, but it seemed to me that when a nation goes to war it must have reasonable confidence in the justice and imperative of its cause. You can't fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can't make them undead." - Tim O'Brien

"In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda." - Jesse Eisenberg

"The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges. "What are you doing?" Ghastek asked. "My hole puncher broke." "You have no respect for the undead." - Ilona Andrews

"He is the intermediary between us, his audience, the living, and they, the dolls, the undead, who cannot live at all and yet who mimic the living in every detail since, though they cannot speak or weep, still they project those signals of signification we instantly recognize as language." - Angela Carter

"As I made my way through 'On Line,' the austere, stridently dogmatic, sometimes revelatory exhibition 'about line' at MoMA, I found myself thinking, 'Someone please wake me when the seventies are over!' In the empire of curators, the sun never sets on the seventies. It is the undead decade." - Jerry Saltz

"Europe is so much the home of Horror, with its myths of vampires, werewolves, witchcraft and the undead, yet it's like those myths were exported to Hollywood, leaving Europe the room to develop a new tradition as a way of processing its traumas, particularly the two world wars." - Mark Gatiss

"Don't be too hasty," she warned. "Conserve your strength. If you're too eager to fight the undead, you may find yourselves joining them. Then you'd never see us again, and we'd be very sad." "Yes," said Christian. "I'd cry into my pillow every night." I resisted the urge to kick him. "Well, I couldn't visit if I was Strigoi, yeah, but hopefully I'd just die a normal death. Then I could come see you as a ghost." - Richelle Mead

"God's terrible face brighter than a spoon collects the image of one fatal word;so that my life(which liked the sun and the moon)resembles something that has not occurred:i am a birdcage without any bird a collar looking for a dog a kisswithout lips;a prayer lacking any kneesbut something beats within my shirt to provehe is undead who living noone is.I have never loved you dear as now i love." - E E Cummings

"For me, it's a multitude of things. In the modern world, there's a real genuine fear of loss of individuality and I think the undead speak to that. I also think the idea of the dead coming back to life, and this unstoppable foe that just keeps coming and coming, but rather slowly just chases you, is a real primal fear. It's like a fear of claustrophobia, heights or water." - Paul W. S. Anderson

"Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year." - Gena Showalter

"Elizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed at his gallantry; and Darcy had never been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her. He really believed, that were it not for the inferiority of her connections, he should be in some danger of falling in love, and were it not for his considerable skill in the deadly arts, that he should be in danger of being bested by hers-for never had he seen a lady more gifted in the ways of vanquishing the undead." - Seth Grahame-Smith



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