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Uncles Birthday Quotes


"Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt" - Marilyn Monroe

"All I want for my birthday is another birthday." - Ian Dury

"The birthday of the Lord is the birthday of peace." - Pope Leo I

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"hope your birthday is hot hot hot" - Jeff Kinney

"God schedules a birthday, not man." - Robert A. Bradley

"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb

"I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit." - Amanda Seyfried

"I left school on my 15th birthday." - David Bailey

"A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." - R. K. Milholland

"A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." - Randy K. Milholland

"It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like." - James Patterson

"It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to." - Drake

"The last birthday that's any good is 23." - Andy Rooney

"When is man strong until he feels alone? Colombe's Birthday" - Robert Browning

"My favorite holiday is my birthday-it's very Leo." - Jennifer Lopez

"I wish people would stop talking about my birthday." - George Bernard Shaw

"Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!" - Jerry Lawler

"Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?" - Nancy Astor

"The birthday of a new world is at hand." - Thomas Paine

"On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday." - Ralph Kiner

"They gave it me,-for an un-birthday present." - Lewis Carroll

"What do you mean - Happy anniversary? It's not my birthday." - Peter Greenaway

"There is still no cure for the common birthday." - John Glenn

"I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been." - Lewis Black

"I'm six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days." - Darryl Dawkins

"The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar." - Stevie Nicks

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!" - Benjamin Franklin

"On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections." - Eva Herzigova

"I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties." - Yigal Azrouel

"Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their 90s now." - Ronnie Wood

"I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be held responsible for their uncles. Nature's little throwbacks - that's how I look at it." - Agatha Christie

"I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer." - Robert Cormier

"I don't usually get to play fathers or grandfathers or uncles. Now that I'm older, maybe I can play people closer to myself. I'd like that." - Christopher Walken

"My mother is a singer, my sisters all sing, my uncles are incredible singers and guitar players, so it's just kind of been like my habitat." - Bruno Mars

"I've been truly protected by my uncles." - William

"A Dad gives hope When life is low A Dad's a place Where you can go A Dad is honest A Dad is true A Dad is precious My DAD is You Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to YOU" - John Walter Bratton

"I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it." - Willie Geist

"When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off." - Joan Rivers

"I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys." - Hayden Panettiere

"Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year" - Mary Baker Eddy

"Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent your way." - Susan Smith

"On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday." - Margaret Jones

"As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday" - John Walter Bratton

"If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry." - Kami Garcia

"Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Saviour?" - John Quincy Adams

"Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing." - Faina Ranevskaya

"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know." - Lewis Carroll

"Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco." - Chip Conley

"On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since." - Jarrett J Krosoczka

"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement." - Pete Rose

"The United States is the only country with a known birthday." - James G. Blaine

"Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?" - Prince

"Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday." - Lil Wayne

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." - Herbert V Prochnow

"Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future." - Aesop

"Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today." - Michele Bachmann

"Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday." - Andy Borowitz

"Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year." - Alexander Pope

"Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday." - Jodi Picoult

"Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake." - Rachel Caine

"Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty." - I. L. Peretz

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once." - E Joseph Cossman

"When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday." - Karl Lagerfeld

"It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there!" - Mike Shannon

"I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring..." - Diana Vreeland

"Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically." - Steve Rushin

"Rocket ships are exciting but so are roses on a birthday." - Leonard Nimoy

"The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was." - Bill Kaulitz

"For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram." - Steven Wright

"Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself." - Faith Hill

"We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it." - Casey Stengel

"On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday." - Ralph Kiner

"Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind." - Alexander Pope

"From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye." - William Butler Yeats

"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity." - Seneca the Younger

"This day, which thou fearest as thy last, is the birthday of eternity." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind." - Alexander Pope

"When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday." - Ken Foree

"You have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation." - George W Bush

"Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today!" - Madonna Ciccone

"A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day!" - Julie McGregor

"Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!" - Dave Barry

"Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s." - Richard Griffiths

"I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition." - Thelonious Monk

"It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down" - Billie Jean King

"Birthday Wishes Are sent your way! To wish you Such Wonderful Day!" - Julie McGregor

"It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!!" - Julie McGregor

"May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday" - Rob Jackson

"May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday" - Rob Jackson

"Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright." - Susan Smith

"You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you." - Lee Iacocca

"You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo" - Dana Rosemary Scallon

"The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle." - Herb Caen

"Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs." - Bruce Springsteen

"Daddy I'm just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy" - John Walter Bratton

"Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you." - Margaret Brown

"There'll be icicles and birthday clothes And sometimes there'll be sorrow" - Joni Mitchell

"I consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present." - Vladimir Putin

"Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday." - Johnny Carson

"In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party." - Artie Lange

"Unfortunately, I think the expectation is that birthday girls don't pay." - Carolyn Hax

"Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president." - James N. Watkins

"I do things every day for my birthday. I'm just not a party girl." - Kim Basinger

"It's the nicest birthday I've ever had. You've made a happy man very old." - Steven Morrissey

"Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude, the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty." - Isaac Leib Peretz

"The birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me." - Christina Rossetti

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." - Herbert Prochnow

"Anticipate the day as if it was your birthday and you are turning six again." - Mike Dolan

"Memory is what tells a man that his wife's birthday was yesterday." - Mario Rocco

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

"My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests." - Maxine

"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." - Audrey Hepburn

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." - Sammy Hagar

"Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work." - Karl Jaspers

"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday." - David Ulevitch

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'" - Steven Wright

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." - E Joseph Cossman

"I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory." - Sloane Crosley

"My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day." - Victor Cruz

"For Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!" - Eva Green

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - George Harrison

"Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays." - Michael Birch

"I'm mighty glad that I found you. Have a terrific birthday." - Tehyi Hsieh

"I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday." - Jesse Plemons

"I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday." - Paulina Porizkova

"The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday." - Rick Springfield

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck

"Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday." - Lawrence Tierney

"The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday." - Paris Hilton

"I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday." - Peter Otoole

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear." - Jack Handey

"The sons of York will destroy each other, one brother destroying another, uncles devouring nephews, fathers beheading sons. They are a house which has to have blood, and they will shed their own if they have no other enemy." - Philippa Gregory

"My parents' names were Florian and Mabel Smith. My mother's maiden name was Dersam. They were of German heritage and were part of a family community with my grandparents and uncles and relatives. I was an only child." - Paul Smith

"My uncles and other relatives are against encouraging girls in every aspect, and that includes sports. I hardly interact with them. My parents are more open. They back me all the way." - Saina Nehwal

"I grew up in Northern California, so the hippies were still around. My father and mother were very Republican, very strait-laced and very uptight, but my uncles were hippies." - Grant Show

"As parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts we need to start getting out into nature with the young people in our lives. Families play a key role in getting kids outside." - David Suzuki

"But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up." - Craig Ferguson

"It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend." - Andrew McMahon

"I think a person who arranges the event and orders the food also picks up the check - even the birthday person, even when people at the table insist on paying for the birthday person." - Carolyn Hax

"I hate birthdays. It's so funny, people always come up to me, "Hey! It's my birthday!" But when it's my birthday, I don't want to talk about it, I don't wanna tell anybody..." - Josh Groban

"A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband." - Faina Ranevskaya

"I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert." - Laura Penny



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