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Uncle Jack Quotes


"More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows." - William Shakespeare

"All work and no play makes jack. With enough jack, Jack needn't be a dull boy." - Malcolm Forbes

"Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!" - William Shakespeare

"My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians." - Jimmy Kimmel

"I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well." - Mark Shriver

"Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!" - Hunter S Thompson

"You're so stupid, Rose! - Jack Dawson" - James Cameron

"Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." - Neal Stephenson

"Jack Nicholson is a hero of mine." - Joseph Morgan

"Jack Daniels makes us all puke." - Graham Coxon

"Jack shall pipe and Gill shall dance." - George Wither

"Jack Reacher is a brilliant movie" - Ken Follett

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"People think, 'Jack, you do too much." - Jack Ma

"Well, good-by, Uncle Tom; keep a stiff upper lip." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Since every Jack became a gentleman There's many a gentle person made a Jack." - William Shakespeare

"The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game." - Tim Finchem

"We cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock." - John F Kennedy

"Rose: You have a gift Jack, you do. You see people. Jack: I see you. Rose: And? Jack: You wouldn't have jumped." - James Cameron

"All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy." - Paul Laurence Dunbar

"The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt." - Jasper Fforde

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Stanley Kubrick

"Jack: Where to, Miss? Rose: To the stars." - James Cameron

"I grew up knowing [Jack Johnson], surfing with him." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Proverbs

"Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost." - Anonymous

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"What little Jack does not learn, big John will never." - Proverbs

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush!" - Christa B Allen

"I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist." - Gilbert Gottfried

"I'm a Jack of all trades character actor, really." - Steffan Rhodri

"I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer." - Molly Sims

"I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus." - Tim Finchem

"Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such eyes! so innocently wild! so bashfully irresolute! Not a glance but speaks and kindles some thought of love! Then, Jack, her cheeks! her cheeks, Jack! so deeply blushing at the insinuations of her tell-tale eyes! Then, Jack, her lips! O, Jack, lips smiling at their own discretion! and, if not smiling, more sweetly pouting - more lovely in sullenness! Then, Jack, her neck! O, Jack, Jack!" - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

"I kind of wish they'd shut up," Jack said. "Dude, true dat," Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. "For serious." - Kiersten White

"But the people I admire have always been people like Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson and Jack Lemmon." - Evan Jones

"Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?" - James A. Owen

"Mel is sensual with me. He treats me like an uncle - a dirty uncle. He's an earthy man and very moral underneath. He has traditional values." - Madeline Kahn

"Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake" - Michael Buckley

"I Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms." - Jalen Rose

"It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break." - Jonathan Franzen

"If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam." - Ray Stevens

"I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays." - Mark Mcgrath

"God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake." - Abraham Joshua Heschel

"I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it." - Dominic Chianese

"My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago." - George Gobel

"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama." - Fred Allen

"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love." - Mark Mckinney

"Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right." - Willard Scott

"Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about." - Chris Burke

"Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned and scarred in the military and how that mutilation led him to become such a famous 'heavy' in films. I prayed for good scars of my own. Not just acne scars." - Chuck Palahniuk

"My father had played the guitar when he was young, and my uncle Jack had worked for Kalamazoo, before the war, developing guitar pickups. So there was a kind of family thing about the guitar, although it was considered something of an anomaly then." - Pete Townshend

"Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won." - Laurie Faria Stolarz

"I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more." - Ray Charles

"There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended." - John Barrowman

"I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice." - Phil Hartman

"i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my uncle Sol and started a worm farm)" - E E Cummings

"Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle." - William Shakespeare

"You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate." - Dusty Baker

"Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him. I said, 'Uncle Sam, I'm going to pay you 25 grand a month.'" - Robert Blake

"Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything." - Johnny Miller

"Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad." - Nicki Minaj

"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels." - Darynda Jones

"And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing..." - Tim Burton

"every Jack He must study the knack If he wants to make sure of his Jill!" - W. S. Gilbert

"Every jack has his jill; if only they can find each other." - Randle Cotgrave

"My theory about Jack is that he's not a very good parent." - Victor Garber

"Jack Dempsey and I became friends in the very early 1920s." - Paul Getty

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow." - Evan Esar

"What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding. "Isosceles," Jack quipped." - Amanda Hocking

"The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!" - David Lee Roth

"Jack writes severe lampoons on me, 'tis said - But he writes nothing, who is never read." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"And all labor without any play, boys, Makes Jack a dull boy in the end." - Alexander Hay Japp

"I fell in love with you again; While you were away - Jack Salmon" - Alice Sebold

"My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth" - Thom Yorke

"Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost." - Harold C. Schonberg

"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath." - Terry Butcher

"There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus." - Joshilyn Jackson

"Rock and Roll's got to be like Jack Daniels. You've got to feel it burn." - Nikki Sixx

"Aral the Jack, formerly the noble Aral Kingslayer, is the best kind of hero." - Alex Bledsoe

"Jack: Rose! You're so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that? Why? Rose: You jump, I jump, right? Jack: Right. Rose: Oh God! I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack. Jack: It's all right. We'll think of something. Rose: At least I'm with you." - James Cameron

"A snick by Jack Hobbs is a sort of disturbance of a cosmic orderliness." - Neville Cardus

"There are no female geniuses because there are no female Jack-the-Rippers." - Camille Paglia

"Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels." - Jerry Lawler

"All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do." - Paul Harvey

"I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm" - Lyndon B Johnson

"Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson." - Samuel L Jackson

"[Jack Johnson]gave me my whole start in music, which was the coolest thing ever." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long." - Dave Barry

"To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me." - Rupert Penry-Jones

"We do not need an Osami bin Laden leading us. -television evangelist Jack Van Impe" - Pat Robertson

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow." - Evan Esar

"Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more." - Percy Mayfield

"Jack the only trick I ever played on you was never tricking you at all." - Meg White

"A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties." - Proverbs

"When Jack Burns needed to hold his mother's hand, his fingers could see in the dark." - John Irving

"Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was." - Dennis Miller

"Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name? ~Jack or The Submission" - Eugene Ionesco

"I love this country, but the union jack leaves me cold." - Timothy Garton Ash

"If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I'd be Jack Nicholson." - Brian Dennehy

"I'm definitely a singer-songwriter. I'm somewhere in the vein between Elliott Smith and Jack Johnson." - Bryan Greenberg

"Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business." - Hank Azaria

"Jack Dempsey and I became friends in the very early 1920s." - J Paul Getty

"Unless your name is Jack Bauer, you cannot make people talk." - Trey Gowdy

"My dream role is Jack Johnson, the first black heavyweight champion." - Mahershala Ali

"When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I learned a lot from Jack Welch about how to run a business." - Kushal Pal Singh

"Of the fellows least likely to be president, you'd have to vote Jack No. 1." - George Smathers

"Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Albert Camus, Graham Greene - they influenced my life to a profound extent." - Paul Theroux

"My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them." - David Bailey

"There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom." - Kiefer Sutherland

"I did six years of planning to win the championship from Jack Dempsey." - Gene Tunney

"I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying." - Tiger Woods

"To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me." - Rupert Penryjones

"I don't remember anything anybody said in any Jack Ford picture. Nothing happens except action." - Elia Kazan

"Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?" "He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you're interested" - Darynda Jones

"You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle." - Demetri Martin

"Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle." - Redd Foxx

"Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam." - Richard Miller

"Having competed themselves, my father and my uncle are very passionate about motorsport, so I inherited it from them." - Pastor Maldonado

"The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things." - G Gordon Liddy

"If Uncle Martin were here today, he would surely commend us for giving honor where honor is due." - Alveda King

"My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president." - Alveda King

"You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?" - Billy Joel

"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you." - Bob Ross

"I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a bit of Aunt Mary's laundry and Beau Jack, the dog, peeing on the fence, and a row of potted tuberous begonias on the porch and 78 trees and a million pebbles in the driveway and more. It's a generous medium, photography." - Lee Friedlander

"I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a bit of Aunt Mary's laundry and Beau Jack, the dog, peeing on the fence, and a row of potted tuberous begonias on the porch and 78 trees and a million pebbles in the driveway and more. It's a generous medium, photography." - Lee Friedlander

"If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?" - Bill Maher

"Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack Skellington: *No.* [the Mayor switches to his upset face] Jack Skellington: How *jolly*! Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be" - Tim Burton

"Having said that, I'm a huge Jack Nicholson fan because he just goes nuts in everything he does. Having Jack in his heyday would also be a dream come true." - Paul Kane

"Why there you are, Stephen,' cried Jack. 'You are come home, I find.' That is true,' said Stephen with an affectionate look: he prized statements of this kind in Jack." - Patrick O'Brian

"Jack, get a grip of yourself.' I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip; not the kind of grip that you usually take of yourself in public." - Robert Rankin

"It was also wonderful to have the prospect of playing with Jack Nicholson. It was a terrific part, a terrific script, with Alexander Payne and Jack Nicholson. You can't get any better than that!" - Kathy Bates

"The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do?" - George Crook

"I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch..." - Harry Caray

"The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim." - Napoleon Hill

"I don't take vacations. I don't get sick. I don't observe major holidays. I'm a jack hammer." - Jim Harbaugh

"The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page." - Charles Bukowski

"I jack, I rob, I sin. Aw man, I'm Jackie Robinson 'Cept when I run base, I dodge the pen" - Jay-Z

"The mask was a thing on it's own, behind which Jack hid, liberated from shame and self-conciousness." - William Golding

"Jack Tatum could hit a man so hard that it would lift both his feet off the ground." - Woody Hayes

"Jack, you've debauched my sloth." - Patrick O'Brian

"How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name." - Yogi Berra

"I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency." - Dan Quayle

"Welcome to Atlanta Jack and hammers and vogues Back to the mackin' and jackin' the clothes Adolescents packin the fo'" - Ludacris

"New Jack City' and 'Boyz 'N the Hood' are realities, but movies like 'Strictly Business' are realities, too." - Tommy Davidson

"When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat." - Fred Allen



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