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"Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie" - Ally Carter

"Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle." - William Shakespeare

"I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen." - Louise Rennison

"It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite so much of you." - Ally Carter

"When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image." - Louise Rennison

"Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out." - Walter Hagen

"Eddie Robinson is about one word: winning and losing." - Paul Collier

"The greatest owner in professional sports history is Eddie DeBartolo." - Ronnie Lott

"Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there." - Jean Alesi

"Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!" - William Shakespeare

"O my prophetic soul! My uncle!" - William Shakespeare

"My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians." - Jimmy Kimmel

"I came back, Uncle Eddie. Last year, after the Henley, I could have gone to any school in the world - I could have done anything, but I came back." "You ran away, Katarina." "And now I'm back." "You're still running." - Ally Carter

"This is a story about a man named Eddie and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun." - Mitch Albom

"Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle; I am no traitor's uncle, and that word "grace" In an ungracious mouth is but profane." - William Shakespeare

"George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country." - George Carlin

"My uncle used to love me, but she died." - Roger Miller

"Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose." - Peter Kay

"My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me." - Charles Todd

"Well, good-by, Uncle Tom; keep a stiff upper lip." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"We cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock." - John F Kennedy

"Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"When Eddie Gray plays on snow, he doesn't leave any footprints." - Don Revie

"It's just like Eddie Sharkey told me along time ago...GET THE MONEY!" - Ricky Rice

"Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought." - Stephen King

"Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax." - Douglas Adams

"I thought Eddie Redmayne portrayed me very well... At times I thought he was me." - Stephen Hawking

"Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx." - Chris Rock

"I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy." - Adam Devine

"But Eddie does not make all the decisions. Eddie can listen to reason; Eddie can be swayed or talked in or out of certain things. Eddie allows other people to lead in this band and to have certain roles that are very fundamental to the decision-making process." - Stone Gossard

"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well." - Murray Walker

"But, listen, Eddie Merkyx would have won six Tours if he hadn't been punched." - Lance Armstrong

"As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me." - Christopher Moore

"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities." - Aries Spears

"Eddie Haas talked a lot about not hitting the ball in the air." - Dale Murphy

"Wait. Far be it for me to say this" - Hamish looked around the compartment - "and if anyone tells Uncle Eddie I suggested being an upstanding citizen I'll kill 'em, but aren't there...laws and stuff? I mean, can't you...you know...sue him or something?" asked the boy who had once stolen an entire circus, all three rings." - Ally Carter

"I adore Eddie Kaye Thomas and Jason Biggs. Eddie was the only one who called me when they were doing 'American Reunion' and told me, 'You need to do this.'" - Natasha Lyonne

"Greg Ginn was certainly a huge influence on my guitar playing. I put him up there with people like Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen changed everything; I don't necessarily like everything he did, but he definitely changed everything." - Buzz Osborne

"When I go to China, people call me 'Uncle Mo' because they refer me as Yao Ming's uncle. I'm pleased to be his uncle as long as he listens to me!" - Dikembe Mutombo

"When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited." - David Gordon Green

"I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news." - Eddie Mair

"Oh dear,' said Eddie. 'We'd better hurry. Tinto, call me a cab.' All right,' said Tinto. 'You're a cab." - Robert Rankin

"Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway." - Robert Rankin

"Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better." - William Quigley

"When I was 13, I was just figuring out how to play 'Eruption,' poorly, by Eddie Van Halen." - Dierks Bentley

"Eddie and I are overwhelmed by the amount of lovely well wishes. We are blessed and.... I'm Mrs. Cibrian!" - Leann Rimes

"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache." - Lee Tergesen

"You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?" - Ben Feldman

"Mel is sensual with me. He treats me like an uncle - a dirty uncle. He's an earthy man and very moral underneath. He has traditional values." - Madeline Kahn

"So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs. "It is not fun on this side of the table, is it, Robert?" Uncle Eddie huffed, and Kat had to remember that once upon a time her mother had been a dark-haired girl in that kitchen, and her dad had been the stray she'd brought home. She watched the two men looking at Hale as if they'd never before laid eyes on him. "He's better-looking than the last vagabond I had to take in," Eddie said, standing and carrying empty bowls to the sink. "I'll give him that." - Ally Carter

"I Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms." - Jalen Rose

"Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle." - John F Kennedy

"The best hearts, Trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby." - Laurence Sterne

"You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains." - 2 Chainz

"If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam." - Ray Stevens

"I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays." - Mark Mcgrath

"I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force." - Desi Arnaz

"I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight." - William Shakespeare

"If my aunt had a male appendage, she'd be my uncle." - Jamal Simmons

"Sniviling worm (...) a Jewish Uncle Tom who would have turned rat on Anne Frank." - Mark Williams

"A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam's, Born on the Fourth of July." - George M Cohan

"God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake." - Abraham Joshua Heschel

"Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!" - Anthony Burgess

"You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains." - Two Chainz

"My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago." - George Gobel

"My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama." - Fred Allen

"My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher." - Robert Duvall

"My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious." - Kreayshawn

"An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons." - Humphrey Lyttelton

"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love." - Mark Mckinney

"Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle." - Alvah Bessie

"I did not write it (Uncle Tom's Cabin). God wrote it. I merely did his dictation." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard." - Dave Van Ronk

"I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens." - Dolly Parton

"Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right." - Willard Scott

"I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous." - Kim Weston

"I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them." - Liam Hemsworth

"My great-great-great uncle - or maybe it's only two 'greats' - crossbred the first Aberdeen Angus." - Joanna Lumley

"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I." - Johnny Ramistella

"As far as we know, everyone's right- Strigoi don't want to hang out in Palm Springs." Eddie became about one percent less tense." - Richelle Mead

"Well, there are some who claim I'm more of one nation than another, but that's not true, Eddie. I'm of all nations, I play no favorites." - Harry Segall

"Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people." - Tracy Morgan

"You can't save a person who doesn't want to be saved. It was like Mr. Eddie always told the new gardeners: Everybody's got to kill their own snakes." - Pearl Cleage

"Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy." - Tracy Morgan

"Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're born with that." - Michael Pena

"It surprises me every day that this (Eddie Haskell) character is still so popular. I don't completely understand it but it's nice." - Ken Osmond

"Shit,' said Eddie. 'What the fuck they kill that Davy for?' 'Let's leave it alone, Eddy,' Thomas Hudson said. 'It's way past things we know about." - Ernest Hemingway

"I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later." - Chris Rock

"Eddie became about one percent less tense." - Richelle Mead

"The fact that Eddie Vedder likes to play 3 hour plus shows a night, I have to be ready for that." - Matt Cameron

"On the comedy side of what I love as a filmmaker are Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Eddie Murphy; those are my favorites." - David Dobkin

"I come from a duo, actually, quite literally. My parents are Linda and Eddie, and they had an act in Vegas called 'Love's Way.'" - Jenny Lewis

"Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap." - Don Rickles

"What people don't understand is that it wasn't about Dean or Eddie, it was about whether or not I was in the right place." - Leann Rimes

"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I." - Johnny Rivers

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear." - Jack Handey

"i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my uncle Sol and started a worm farm)" - E E Cummings

"It's nice when somebody tells you about their uncle. Especially when they start out telling you about their father's farm and then all of a sudden get more interested in their uncle." - J D Salinger

"You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate." - Dusty Baker

"My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was like a father to me. I was closer to him than I was my father." - Ed Bradley

"Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him. I said, 'Uncle Sam, I'm going to pay you 25 grand a month.'" - Robert Blake

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt

"Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?" "He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you're interested" - Darynda Jones

"Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb." - J K Rowling

"Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?" "He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you're interested" - Darynda Jones

"Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up," she informed me as we washed our hands. "He said even if Uncle Seth is famous, him getting a woman like you defies belief." I laughed and smoothed down the skirt of my dress. "I don't know about that. I don't think your dad gives your uncle enough credit." Brandy gave me a sage look, worthy of someone much older. "Uncle Seth spent last Valentine's Day at a library." - Richelle Mead

"Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil." - Juicy J

"I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley." - Little Richard

"And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass." - Eoin Colfer

"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west." - Rodney Dangerfield

"You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle." - Demetri Martin

"Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle." - Redd Foxx

"Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam." - Richard Miller

"Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me." - Deon Cole

"I don't use those terms [like Uncle Tom], and I would never speak in that kind of language." - Jill Stein

"My uncle is an optimist. He just asked the IRS to take him off their mailing list." - Joe L. Griffith

"My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire." - Andy Garcia

"Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity." - Bradley Denton

"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache." - J K Rowling

"My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me." - Hill Harper

"When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy." - Sammy Davis Jr

"The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things." - G Gordon Liddy

"Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam." - Olin Miller

"When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy." - Sammy Davis, Jr.

"Uncle Brett had a definite vision that he was after, I don't think having a famous father affected him much." - Kim Weston

"It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought." - P G Wodehouse

"I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle." - Jonathan Tisch

"If Uncle Martin were here today, he would surely commend us for giving honor where honor is due." - Alveda King

"My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president." - Alveda King

"If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam." - Paul Broun

"You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?" - Billy Joel

"I was writing with different people in Nashville - whoever I could. Eddie Hinton came on the scene about 1963, and about four years later we wrote a ton of songs together. I drifted around, but Eddie and I had some cuts through the '60s and '70s. I went on the road with Kris Kristofferson in 1970." - Donnie Fritts

"He really just wanted to go about his business. I would put Eddie Murray in the same category as Andre Dawson. He would like to kid around with the press and (be surly), but he was a total professional. I see why he is a Hall of Famer. I am just glad I had the pleasure of playing for Eddie (Murray) for one year." - Gary Carter

"Adam hates Tomas and tried to get Eddie to join him in hate. It hasn't worked, although Eddie will admit certain shortcomings, and the two men have not met until now, in the forest, when Adam has decided that Tomas in Eddie's stories and the Tomas in this story are the same man." - Daniel Handler

"Eddie is a natural leader. Jeff and I have been very much in control of previous bands we've worked in. But the way Eddie grew into being the leader of this band was the most gradual, slow and respectful process that I've ever been involved in." - Stone Gossard

"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you." - Bob Ross

"Eddie sees the big picture. He's clearly got a vision of how to make this thing the big event. And he never stops working. The minute [the tournament] is completed, he'll be thinking about next year." - Susan Collins

"I was raised with Eddie Fisher as a father and Connie Stevens as a mother. It was sort of hard for me to pick anything else, because this was the life I knew." - Joely Fisher

"Eddie Van Halen was probably the most influential." - Tony Iommi

"I'm Eddie Vedder and I sing. I do." - Eddie Vedder

"Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends." - Diamond D

"I just want to say one thing...Thank you Eddie!" - Oscar Gutierrez

"I was a pretty good DB, but I realized one day I would rather have someone trying to tackle me than me trying to tackle guys like Jerome Bettis and Eddie George." - Clinton Portis

"I have some calls out to Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Eddie Murphy. I said, 'I won't star in any blockbuster films if you stay out of animated films.' They just won't call me back." - Jim Cummings

"I'm doing what great artists before me did, like Judy Garland, Sammy Davis, Eddie Cantor. I'm doing what they were doing, not at their level yet, but one day I will be. I'm just happy to be in their company." - Mike Tyson

"Eddie is like one of those great relief pitchers in baseball who gets the strikeout at the right time. Belfour comes up with the great saves when you need them." - Rick Tocchet

"I would sit in at a jazz brunch [at sweet Basil] with Eddie Chamblee, who was a great tenor player. Really a kind man. The whole band was great." - Jon Gordon

"Our indirect methods have taught us a mountain of things about horses, but if you wished to learn even more, would you rather be Whirlaway in the stretch, than interview Eddie Arcaro afterwards?" - Stephen Jay Gould

"Magic Sandra's seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself." - Shel Silverstein

"I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle." - Vanessa Mae



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