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Uncle Death Quotes


"I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death." - Rex Smith

"Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle." - William Shakespeare

"My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick." - Frank Carson

"Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of the death tax, that means less money is being invested in new jobs and capital expansion." - Todd Tiahrt

"Death is a monster; death is horrible." - N T Wright

"Mental inertia is death." - Timothy Thomas Fortune

"But Death was cunning." - J K Rowling

"Death: the grand perhaps." - Robert Browning

"With death comes honesty." - Salman Rushdie

"Death deserves dignity." - Saul Bellow

"Death frees the beast." - Clive Owen

"Death doesn't frighten me." - Princess Diana

"Death is another life." - Philip James Bailey

"Death-counterfeiting sleep." - William Shakespeare

"Unsubstantial Death is amorous." - William Shakespeare

"Death rock me asleep." - William Shakespeare

"Death renders all equal." - Claudius Claudianus

"Death keeps no calendar." - George Herbert

"Death renders all equal." - Claudian

"After death the doctor." - George Herbert

"Normality is death." - Theodor Adorno

"You cannot schedule death." - Paloma Faith

"Death does determine life." - Pier Paolo Pasolini

"Death takes no bribes." - Benjamin Franklin

"Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!" - William Shakespeare

"O my prophetic soul! My uncle!" - William Shakespeare

"My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians." - Jimmy Kimmel

"Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...' "" - Eddie Izzard

"One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle." - Milton Berle

"Africa does not have an uncle abroad who will come to bail it out of its political and economic woes. It is important that African countries wake up and pool whatever resources they have and jointly deal elements pulling our continent down a death blow." - Bernard Membe

"My last vivid boyhood fright from books came when I was 15; I was visiting my uncle and aunt in Greenwich, and, emboldened by my success with 'The Waste Land,' I opened their copy of 'Ulysses.' The whiff of death off those remorseless, closely written pages overpowered me. So: back to soluble mysteries, and jokes that were not cosmic." - John Updike

"Old men go to Death, Death comes to Young men." - George Herbert

"Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ." - William Romaine

"I welcome death. In death there are no interviews!" - Katharine Hepburn

"The fear of death is worse than death." - Robert Burton

"There is nothing after death, and death itself is nothing." - Seneca the Younger

"How wonderful is death! Death and his brother sleep." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Death is my son-in-law, death is my heir." - William Shakespeare

"More people worry themselves to death than bleed to death." - Robert A Heinlein

"There is nothing after death, and death itself is nothing." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Death augments distance and dulls the memory. Death reconciles." - Leonid Andreyev

"Why fear death? Death is only a beautiful adventure." - Charles Frohman

"Every day a little death." - Stephen Sondheim

"[Death:] The one inexorable thing!" - Louise Imogen Guiney

"Death is an acquired trait." - Woody Allen

"The only certainty is death." - Guy De Maupassant

"Death is the great leveller." - Claudius Claudianus

"Death persecutes before it executes." - Cynthia Ozick

"Death is dancing me ragged." - Linda Hogan

"Life is scarier than death." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Death is only perfect rest." - Robert Green Ingersoll

"Death is a slave's freedom." - Nikki Giovanni

"Love your readers to death!" - Darren Rowse

"In death, hope is everlasting." - Ildefonso Falcones

"Death is the perfect knowing." - Marjorie Holmes

"Death is the great transition." - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

"Death is Life's high meed." - John Keats

"We are born knowing death." - Katherine Anne Porter

"The gloomy shade of death." - William Shakespeare

"Speak me fair in death." - William Shakespeare

"Got it. Demon. Death. Doom." - Kami Garcia

"Death is perfectly safe. (55)" - Stephen Levine

"Death is the vast perhaps." - Francois Rabelais

"I'm afraid of death, obviously." - June Diane Raphael

"Death is the great leveller." - Proverbs

"Death cancels everything but truth." - Anonymous

"In the jaws of death." - Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas

"He can be lethal death." - Jerry Coleman

"Shame is worse than death." - Proverbs

"Shun death, is my advice." - Robert Browning

"Death is a fearful thing." - William Shakespeare

"Even death has a heart." - Markus Zusak

"Death is very, very terminal." - David Lange

"Death by starvation is slow." - Mary Hunter Austin

"Only death does not lie." - Sadegh Hedayat

"Death and taxes are inevitable." - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"Even one death is horrible." - Brad Thor

"I grieve for every death." - George P. Bush

"Is there life before death?" - Anonymous

"In death, I am born." - Proverbs

"Death is woven in with the violets," said Louis. "Death and again death.")" - Virginia Woolf

"I can only see death and more death, till we are black and swollen with death." - D H Lawrence

"I know death comes. I've seen too much death, young death." - Benazir Bhutto

"I am part of the cycle, rebirth death, rebirth death, rebirth death." - George Harrison

"Death is never an ending, death is a change; Death is beautiful, for death is strange; Death is one dream out of another flowing." - Conrad Aiken

"Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle; I am no traitor's uncle, and that word "grace" In an ungracious mouth is but profane." - William Shakespeare

"And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle." - Tiffanie DeBartolo

"George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country." - George Carlin

"My uncle used to love me, but she died." - Roger Miller

"Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose." - Peter Kay

"George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country." - George Carlin

"My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me." - Charles Todd

"Well, good-by, Uncle Tom; keep a stiff upper lip." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece." - Vera Farmiga

"We cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock." - John F Kennedy

"Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"What is patriotism but love of the good things we ate in our childhood? I have said elsewhere that the loyalty to Uncle Sam is the loyalty to doughnuts and ham and sweet potatoes and the loyalty to the German Vaterland is the loyalty to Pfannkuchen and Christmas Stollen. As for international understanding, I feel that macaroni has done more for our appreciation of Italy than Mussolini... in food, as in death, we feel the essential brotherhood of mankind." - Lin Yutang

"The death of one man is a just death, the death of two millions is a statistic." - Erich Maria Remarque

"Suspense - is Hostiler than Death - Death - tho'soever Broad, Is just Death, and cannot increase - Suspense - does not conclude" - Emily Dickinson

"Strength is Life, Weakness is Death. Expansion is Life, Contraction is Death. Love is Life, Hatred is Death." - Swami Vivekananda

"Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment." - Dag Hammarskjold

"Life hath more awe than death." - Philip James Bailey

"Consistency is the death of good acting." - Michael Shurtleff

"My only fear of death is reincarnation" - Tupac Shakur

"Death is just a change in lifestyles." - Stephen Levine

"Life, the permission to know death." - Djuna Barnes

"Death is what makes life fun." - Billy Collins

"Debate is the death of conversation." - Emil Ludwig

"He that feares death lives not." - George Herbert

"Death ready stands to interpose his dart." - John Milton

"Where all life dies death lives." - John Milton

"I'd just as soon freeze to death." - Ashley Judd

"Sudden death and bloodshed appealed to me." - David Berkowitz

"Love is a greater mystery than death." - Jo Nesbo

"Death is nature's way of killing you." - Bill Maher

"Death and worse happened on the plains." - Larry Mcmurtry

"Why should I be worried about death?..." - Raymond Smullyan

"For the living, death is thievery." - Lionel Shriver

"Only death goes deeper than sex." - Mason Cooley

"Life without an ideal is spiritual death." - Emma Goldman

"Death promises nothing-not even oblivion." - Mason Cooley

"Only death rescues us from dying." - Mason Cooley

"Death Makes Angels of us all." - Jim Morrison

"Death steals everything except our stories." - Jim Harrison

"Just remember, stealing's punishable by death" - Suzanne Collins

"Conclusion means death. Confusion means possibility." - Jaggi Vasudev

"Comparison is the death of joy." - Mark Twain

"I foresee death by culture shock." - Woody Allen

"Sleep is death without the responsibility." - Fran Lebowitz

"Why be timid? Death is coming." - Simon Amstell

"Liberty is life; slavery is death." - Alexandre Vinet

"Fear of death is worse than dying." - Friedrich Schiller

"Do not expect good from another's death." - Cato the Younger

"Come, Death, and snatch me from disgrace." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

"Death grows friendlier as we grow older." - Lucy Maud Montgomery

"Death is not the worst sorrow." - Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

"didacticism is the death of art ..." - Alice Dunbar Nelson

"An unused life is an early death." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Birth, not death, is the hard loss." - Louise Glu?ck

"I want to master life and death." - Ted Bundy

"Competition is the death of art." - Dana Gould

"The death penalty experiment has failed." - Harry A Blackmun

"The nightmare Life-in-Death was she." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"He who learns death unlearns slavery." - Cornel West

"Death can be more exciting than life." - George S Patton

"There is no color line in death." - Langston Hughes

"Death is what makes life an event." - Francis Ford Coppola

"The death penalty makes us all murderers." - Dean Smith

"We take death to reach a star" - Vincent Van Gogh



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