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"I have never met an ugly woman." - David Bailey

"An ugly woman with an ugly gun is a terrible thing." - Ross Macdonald

"A woman with good shoes i never ugly!" - Coco Chanel

"I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly." - Elton John

"An ugly woman with a gun is a terrible thing." - Ross Macdonald

"There is no such thing as an ugly woman." - Vincent Van Gogh

"A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful." - Karl Kraus

"I think a woman feels ugly when she's got the wrong man at her side. I've felt ugly and insecure." - Irina Shayk

"You wouldn't ask Rodin to make an ugly sculpture, or me to make a film with an ugly woman." - Roger Vadim

"It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundreth with a beauty." - Pearl S Buck

"Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be insensible to flattery upon her person." - Lord Chesterfield

"Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman? (wonders Lady Catelyn Stark)" - George R R Martin

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep." - Daniel Tosh

"You would make a very ugly woman" "I would not. I would be stunning" - Cassandra Clare

"So that what is a beautiful woman on top ends in a black and ugly fish." - Horace

"A woman may be ugly, ill-shaped, wicked, ignorant, silly, and stupid, but hardly ever ridiculous." - Louis Claude Joseph Desnoyers

"If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job." - Charles Barkley

"The ugliest woman you'll ever meet, but she's mine and she's ugly." - Elton John

"An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind." - Jimmy Soul

"An ugly woman in a rich habit set out with jewels nothing can become." - John Dryden

"There is no such thing as an altogether ugly woman - nor altogether beautiful." - Michel De Montaigne

"Pity filled Catelyn's heart. Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman?" - George R R Martin

"It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundredth with a beauty." - Pearl S Buck

"He was ugly, himself. Weird-ugly. But ugliness in a man doesn't matter, much. Ugliness in a woman is her life." - Joyce Carol Oates

"Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what?" - Rick Majerus

"It's nothing to be born ugly. Sensibly, the ugly woman comes to terms with her ugliness and exploits it as a grace of nature. To become ugly means the beginning of a calamity, self-willed most of the time." - Colette

"Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion." - Margaret Cho

"You're a quiet, beautiful woman in a loud, ugly place. An orchid among weeds. You define obvious." - Lynn Viehl

"I am not sexually attracted to women. I would rather sleep with an ugly man than with a woman." - Susan Ward

"Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself." - Richard Peck

"An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities." - Honore De Balzac

"Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love." - Honore De Balzac

"I am a woman like any other and ugly things happen to me like any other women." - Jenni Rivera

"But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it" - William Wycherley

"A beautiful woman looking at her image in the mirror may very well believe the image is herself. An ugly woman knows it is not." - Simone Weil

"Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it." - William Wycherley

"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm ugly." - Amy Winehouse

"Do you know how an ugly woman feels? Do you know what it is to be ugly all your life and inside to feel that you are beautiful? It is very rare." - Ernest Hemingway

"Love, and love as deeply as possible. And if love itself becomes the marriage, that is another thing, altogether different. If love itself becomes such an intimacy that it is unbreakable, that is another thing, that is not a legal sanction. Legal sanctions are needed only because you are afraid. You know that your love is not enough; you need the legal support for it. You know perfectly well that you can escape or the woman can escape, hence you need the policeman to keep you together. But this is ugly, to need a policeman to keep you together. That's what marriage is!" - Rajneesh

"You have not looked at the poor woman for years, for the simple reason that marriage makes things so certain. Marriage makes things so dead and dull. Marriage takes all surprise and wonder away. Marriage makes you take your wife for granted, your husband for granted. What is the need to look at your wife? She will be there tomorrow and the day after tomorrow and forever. You look at people when you know you may not be able to look at them again. Marriage kills; it makes something tremendously beautiful very ugly." - Rajneesh

"If you tell an ugly woman that she is beautiful, you offer her the great homage of corrupting the concept of beauty." - Ayn Rand

"As a woman, you feel that you shouldnt want to better yourself against others. Ambition has become such an ugly word, hasnt it?" - Rosamund Pike

"It was about a girl who helps an ugly old woman who turns out to be a good fairy in disguise. Inner values versus shallow appearances." - Connie Willis

"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it" - George R R Martin

"War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep." - Samuel ibn Naghrillah

"The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men-an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy." - Steve Harvey

"There is no such thing as an ugly woman - there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive." - Christian Dior

"A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly." - Thomas Hardy

"As a woman, you feel that you shouldn't want to better yourself against others. Ambition has become such an ugly word, hasn't it?" - Rosamund Pike

"I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle." - Heinrich Heine

"A woman only can understand a woman ..." - Letitia Elizabeth Landon

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well." - Tommy Cooper

"I have never seen a beautiful painting of a beautiful woman. But you can take an ugly woman and make a beautiful painting of her. It is the painting itself that should be beautiful." - Max Ernst

"A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the way she looks can go to a funeral and have a marvellous time." - Britney Spears

"WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil." - Ambrose Bierce

"Homeliness has this advantage over its enemy, beauty. It is that it is as difficult for an ugly woman to be calumniated as for a pretty woman not to be." - Pierre-Jules Hetzel

"Witch, n. (1) An ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil." - Ambrose Bierce

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'" - Tommy Cooper

"Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context." - Margaret Cho

"Ugly is attractive. Ugly is exciting." - Miuccia Prada

"Ugly deeds are taught by ugly deeds." - Sophocles

"Bitterness is so ugly." - Amy Heckerling

"Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score of their understandings; but those who are in a state of mediocrity are best flattered upon their beauty, or at least their graces; for every woman who is not absolutely ugly thinks herself handsome." - Lord Chesterfield

"Woman makes half the sorrows which she boasts the privilege to sooth. Woman consoles us, it is true, while we are young and handsome; when we are old and ugly, woman snubs and scolds us. On the whole, then, woman in this scale, the weed in that. Jupiter! Hang out thy balance, and weigh them both; and if thou give the preference to woman, all I can say is, the next time Juno ruffles thee, O Jupiter, try the weed." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

"The young woman was crying, in the way that grownups cry, keeping it inside as much as they can, and hating it when it still pushes out at the edges, making them ugly and funny-looking on the way." - Neil Gaiman

"People may go on talking for ever of the jealousies of pretty women; but for real genuine, hard-working envy, there is nothing like an ugly woman with a taste for admiration." - Emily Eden

"Nothing. It just finds you a lot more attractive than it does most Humans. What can you do with a beautiful woman that you can't do with an ugly one? Nothing. It's just a matter of preference." - Octavia Butler

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." - Jimmy Soul

"When the mirror meets with an ugly woman, when a rare ink-stone finds a vulgar owner, and when a good sword is in the hands of a common general, there is utterly nothing to be done about it." - Lin Yutang

"Nothing. It just finds you a lot more attractive than it does most Humans. What can you do with a beautiful woman that you ca' do with an ugly one? Nothing. It's just a matter of preference." - Octavia Butler

"I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This unfortunate art is made for long beards and ugly faces rather than for a relatively well-endowed woman." - Camille Claudel

"The beauty of a cuckoo is in its notes, that of a woman in her unalloyed devotion to her husband, that of an ugly person in his scholarship, and that of an ascetic in his forgiveness." - Chanakya

"The wisest among us is very lucky never to have met the woman, be she beautiful or ugly, intelligent or stupid, who could drive him crazy enough to be fit to be put into an asylum." - Denis Diderot

"The woman is so hard Upon the woman." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"By putting the spotlight on the female child and framing her as the ideal of beauty, he condemns the mature woman to invisibility. In fact, the modern Western man enforces Immanuel Kant's nineteenth-century theories: To be beautiful, women have to appear childish and brainless. When a woman looks mature and self-assertive, or allows her hips to expand, she is condemned ugly. Thus, the walls of the European harem separate youthful beauty from ugly maturity." - Fatema Mernissi

"I prefer the material woman." - Werner Herzog

"She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her." - Lyle Lovett

"You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is the logic: You have the choice of spending fifteen years married to a woman, a black woman or a white woman. Fifteen years kissing and hugging and sleeping real close on hot nights. With a black, black woman or a white, white woman. The white woman is Kate Smith. And the black woman is Lena Horne. So you're not concerned with black or white anymore, are you? You are concerned with how cute or how pretty. Then let's really get basic and persecute ugly people!" - Lenny Bruce

"Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she had an affair with Democratic front-runner John Kerry. The woman added, 'I would never cheat on Bill Clinton.'" - Conan O'Brien

"It was certainly not this mummified and outrageously painted old woman he was seeing before him, but the entire "female species," as it was his custom to call women. The individual disappeared, the features were obliterated, whether young or senile, beautiful or ugly - those were mere unimportant variations. Behind each woman rises the austere, sacred and mysterious face of Aphrodite." - Nikos Kazantzakis

"You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'" - Louis C K

"A beautiful woman, Simone Weil said, seeing herself in the mirror, knows "This is I." An ugly woman knows with equal certainty, "This is not I." Maud knew this neat division represented an over-simplification. The doll-mask she saw had nothing to do with her, nothing." - A S Byatt

"Being the ideal of a strong woman means utilizing all the things that God gives you. People are always saying to me, 'You're a strong female, so why are you wearing a bikini on the cover of that magazine?' Being a strong woman is misconstrued to be something evil and ugly." - Kelis

"I think it's a little irresponsible for women who choose surgery to then say they can portray the average woman on the street, because if the average woman can't afford those treatments, then she's going to say, 'I'm 53 and I don't look like that,' and start thinking she's ugly or inadequate." - Debra Winger

"Making ourselves feel ugly is not fun." "We are ugly." - Scott Westerfeld

"Better an ugly face than an ugly mind." - James Ellis

"There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers." - H L Mencken

"Good police officers are ugly." - Jo Nesbo

"Stay beautiful, keep it ugly" - Gerard Way

"New things are always ugly." - Willa Cather

"Hatred makes us all ugly." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Imperfections don't make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"Gold makes the ugly beautiful." - Moliere

"Imperfections do' make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"Winning ugly is still winning." - Kevin Hearne

"Denial is an ugly thing." - Nicholas Sparks

"There are no ugly ducklings." - Loretta Young

"Well, I'm clearly not ugly." - Megan Fox

"I've worn some ugly shoes." - Julie Bowen

"Nobody wants an ugly book." - Eric Ripert

"L.A. makes you feel ugly." - Rachel Weisz

"We live in ugly times." - David Byrne

"Imperfections don't make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny." - Kym Whitley

"A modest woman has good children." - Nachman of Breslov

"A woman is a sometime thing." - DuBose Heyward

"Being a woman is hard work." - Maya Angelou

"A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him." - Helen Rowland

"Man is lyrical, woman epic, marriage dramatic." - Novalis

"I believe strongly in the rights of women... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman." - Abdallah II

"She was "a woman of uncertain age." - Marcel Proust

"I'm a one-woman man. Pretty much." - Robert Cray

"I like a woman with priorities." - Kyan Douglas

"I'm just a tough old woman." - Marjory Stoneman Douglas

"We're born man, woman and sexual beings." - Virginia Johnson

"I'm proud to represent the average woman." - Jennifer Hudson

"OMG, I am a married woman!" - Brooke Burns

"The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I grant an ugly woman is a blot on the fair face of creation; but as to the gentleman, let them be solicitous to possess only strength and valour: let their motto be:Hunt, shoot, and fight: the rest is not worth a flip." - Charlotte Bronte

"If I was a woman in Russia, I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell's boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men." - Karl Lagerfeld

"Once lay down the rule that the job comes first and you throw that job open to every individual, man or woman, fat or thin, tall or short, ugly or beautiful, who is able to do that job better than the rest of the world." - Dorothy L Sayers

"Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be insensible to flattery upon her person; if her face is so shocking that she must in some degree be conscious of it, her figure and her air, she trusts, make ample amends for it." - Lord Chesterfield

"If I have done anything, it is to make ugly appealing. In fact, most of my work is concerned with destroying-or at least deconstructing-conventional ideas of beauty, of the generic appeal of the beautiful, glamorous, bourgeois woman. Fashion fosters cliches of beauty, but I want to tear them apart." - Miuccia Prada

"Woman... cannot be content with health and agility: she must make exorbitant efforts to appear something that never could exist without a diligent perversion of nature. Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a sub-humanly ugly mate?" - Germaine Greer

"en who work to make it as computer whizzes or owners of black Porsches are confused when they're told they are not vulnerable enough. We can't fall in love with men who appear invulnerable and expect vulnerability. Why did he want a black Porsche? Because he never saw an ugly woman get out of one." - Warren Farrell

"I love Sweden. In Sweden, the women are just so hot. Their vibe is so amazing. You feel like every girl out there was genetically altered to just be hot. I did not see one ugly woman out there, it was just a line of continuously hot girls." - Kid Cudi

"As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and she were dressed in different clothes, I might never have talked to her. She might have projected something that I found distasteful, even if she otherwise looked exactly the same - a beautiful woman to me." - James Gray

"Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be insensible to flattery upon her person; if her face is so shocking that she must in some degree be conscious of it, her figure and her air, she trusts, make ample amends for it." - Bill Vaughan

"You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped." - Thomas Howes

"A handsome woman is a jewel; a good woman is a treasure." - Saadi

"Not woman, but the condition of woman, has always been a doorway of evil." - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Woman takes her being from man, man takes his well being from woman." - Thomas Adams

"And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." - Rudyard Kipling

"I wanted to dress the woman who lives and works, not the woman in a painting." - Giorgio Armani

"You can instantly spot a Chanel woman, so I want to develop the Dior woman." - Raf Simons

"Disguise our bondage as we will, 'Tis woman, woman, rules us still." - Thomas Moore

"I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman." - Cynthia Nixon

"Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard." - Rasmus Lerdorf

"All government is an ugly necessity." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"You're all brainwashed into believing you're ugly." - David

"When reality looks too ugly, fantasize." - Jimmy Buffett

"It's much more fun to be ugly." - Robert Carlyle

"'He is very ugly,' said his mother." - Taylor Caldwell

"A tourist is an ugly human being." - Jamaica Kincaid

"What's the difference between beautiful and ugly?" - Laozi

"Old ugly is better than old nothin'" - Darrell Royal

"There's something ugly about the flawless." - Dennis Lehane

"Jealousy is such an ugly emotion." - Cassandra Clare

"There are no ugly women, only lazy." - Coco Chanel



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