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Ugly Wife Quotes


"I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word." - Greta Garbo

"It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly." - Howard Stern

"You have not looked at the poor woman for years, for the simple reason that marriage makes things so certain. Marriage makes things so dead and dull. Marriage takes all surprise and wonder away. Marriage makes you take your wife for granted, your husband for granted. What is the need to look at your wife? She will be there tomorrow and the day after tomorrow and forever. You look at people when you know you may not be able to look at them again. Marriage kills; it makes something tremendously beautiful very ugly." - Rajneesh

"My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye." - Max Miller

"I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook." - Jimmy Soul

"I love my wife." - Nonito Donaire

"My wife loves Roger Moore." - Pierce Brosnan

"Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix." - Jerry Lawler

"Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable... ." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance." - Les Dawson

"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm ugly." - Amy Winehouse

"Ye are ugly? Well then, my brethren, take the sublime about you, the mantle of the ugly!" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"My wife, the star I steer by." - David Mccullough

"Never paint your wife or your mother." - George W Bush

"My first wife was a theater person." - Ahmet Ertegun

"My wife does wish I dressed better." - Sean Hannity

"My wife attends a Presbyterian church." - Pat Robertson

"I'm a traditional wife in every sense." - Monica Denise Brown

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." - Jimmy Soul

"The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.'" - Marcia Gay Harden

"But you're beautiful, and the beautiful should be given whatever they want." "Hey, what about the ugly ones?" "The ugly ones." She poked her tongue out. "It's their fault if their ugly. They're to be blamed, not pitied." - Hanif Kureishi

"Ugly is attractive. Ugly is exciting." - Miuccia Prada

"Ugly deeds are taught by ugly deeds." - Sophocles

"Look you, Amanda, you may build Castles in the Air, and fume, and fret, and grow thin and lean, and pale and ugly, if you please. But I tell you, no Man worth having is true to his Wife, or can be true to his Wife, or ever was, or ever will be so." - John Vanbrugh

"You may build castles in the air, and fume, and fret, and grow thin and lean, and pale and ugly, if you please. But I tell you, no man worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or will be so." - John Vanbrugh

"I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Bitterness is so ugly." - Amy Heckerling

"Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain." - Julian Tuwim

"I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes." - Lech Walesa

"The wife should yield in all things to her lord" - Euripides

"My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable." - John Feldmann

"Definitely my wife and my kid [are my biggest inspiration]." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife]." - DJ Khaled

"Have your own life before you become somebody's wife." - Beyonce Knowles

"Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are." - Mark Hoppus

"My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person." - Jamie Dornan

"After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"My wife taught me the importance of living well." - Robert Mondavi

"We have two kids, my wife and myself." - Thelonious Monk

"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best." - Kin Hubbard

"Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband." - Paul the Apostle

"Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife." - Rick Santorum

"It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway." - Norman Mailer

"She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her." - Lyle Lovett

"As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and she were dressed in different clothes, I might never have talked to her. She might have projected something that I found distasteful, even if she otherwise looked exactly the same - a beautiful woman to me." - James Gray

"Making ourselves feel ugly is not fun." "We are ugly." - Scott Westerfeld

"Better an ugly face than an ugly mind." - James Ellis

"There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers." - H L Mencken

"Good police officers are ugly." - Jo Nesbo

"Stay beautiful, keep it ugly" - Gerard Way

"New things are always ugly." - Willa Cather

"Hatred makes us all ugly." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Imperfections don't make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"Gold makes the ugly beautiful." - Moliere

"Imperfections do' make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"Winning ugly is still winning." - Kevin Hearne

"Denial is an ugly thing." - Nicholas Sparks

"There are no ugly ducklings." - Loretta Young

"Well, I'm clearly not ugly." - Megan Fox

"I've worn some ugly shoes." - Julie Bowen

"Nobody wants an ugly book." - Eric Ripert

"L.A. makes you feel ugly." - Rachel Weisz

"We live in ugly times." - David Byrne

"Imperfections don't make something ugly." - Amy Neftzger

"Then you got Newt Gingrich up here who - didn't he leave his wife while she was dying to marry the next wife? Give me a break, Newt." - Star Jones

"My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest." - J B Smoove

"Campaign manager Eli Gold played by Alan Cumming on "The Good Wife" describing an old maxim in politics, don`t commit to a decision before you have to.And that rule appears to have worked brilliantly for Democratic candidate front-runner Hillary Clinton, who has avoided taking a position on the president`s trade agenda and has remained out of the ugly public. spat with the progressive wing of her party. She has also not taken a position on the Iranian - on the talks." - Chris Matthews

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde

"To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation." - E W Howe

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out." - Oscar Wilde

"Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times." - Natalie Dormer

"Christian-One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife." - H L Mencken

"the true lady is in theory either a virgin or a lawful wife." - Emily James Smith Putnam

"Wife: a former sweetheart." - H L Mencken

"Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do." - Billy Connolly

"If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman." - Bob Phillips

"When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven." - Alexander Pope

"A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple." - John Florio

"The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe." - Denzel Washington

"Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney's wife found it creepy" - Adam Anderson

"You will discover 3 trustworthy mates, an aged wife, an aged canine, and ready dollars." - Benjamin Franklin

"As the husband is, the wife is: thou art mated with a clown." - Alfred Tennyson

"Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbour." - Mother Teresa

"I know for sure that my daughter and wife love me." - A J Mclean

"My wife is Mexican and my constituency is very, very multicultural." - Jeremy Corbyn

"I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Any wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you." - Elizabeth Montagu

"My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz." - Hugh Leonard

"I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy." - David Bowie

"Remember Lot's wife." - Bible

"In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two." - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

"Take my wife - please!" - Henny Youngman

"I believe that my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world." - Shahrukh Khan

"My wife said she'd never heard me singing in the bath until last week." - Norman Lamont

"God has enabled man to distinguish between his sister, his mother, his daughter and his wife." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music." - Sam Bush

"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out." - Joey Lauren Adams

"The bride, the white bride today a maiden, tomorrow a wife." - Federico Garcia Lorca

"My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste." - Peter Eisenman

"My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize." - Naguib Mahfouz

"Happy wife, happy life." - Paul Orfalea

"Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife." - Alan Arkin

"Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife." - Richard Armour

"I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other." - Mike Crapo

"I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am." - Linda Evans

"I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there." - Bryan Ferry

"I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect." - Peter Blair Henry

"For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents." - James Herriot

"Take my wife... Please!" - Henny Youngman

"There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also." - Mike Ditka

"Of course I feel blessed that I have a wife that is 25 years younger." - Michael Douglas

"Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984." - Ed Gillespie

"My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life." - Romain Grosjean

"Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap." - Derek Kilmer

"I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife." - Jordan Knight

"I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?" - Chanda Kochhar

"A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician." - Emma Bonino

"My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though." - Big Boi

"My life revolves around my writing, my wife and my son." - James Patterson

"The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that." - Sean Penn

"My wife collects knickknacks." - Sidney Poitier

"My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me." - Lou Holtz

"My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write." - Khaled Hosseini

"For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone." - E W Howe

"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash." - James Brown

"According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied." - Christopher Monckton

"The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife." - Mary Wortley Montagu

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." - Michel De Montaigne

"A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon." - Thomas Moore

"I met David Smith through my former wife, Cornelia, who'd studied with him." - Kenneth Noland

"Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard." - Rasmus Lerdorf

"All government is an ugly necessity." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"You're all brainwashed into believing you're ugly." - David

"When reality looks too ugly, fantasize." - Jimmy Buffett

"It's much more fun to be ugly." - Robert Carlyle

"'He is very ugly,' said his mother." - Taylor Caldwell

"A tourist is an ugly human being." - Jamaica Kincaid

"What's the difference between beautiful and ugly?" - Laozi

"Old ugly is better than old nothin'" - Darrell Royal

"There's something ugly about the flawless." - Dennis Lehane

"Jealousy is such an ugly emotion." - Cassandra Clare

"There are no ugly women, only lazy." - Coco Chanel

"Modesty was made for the ugly." - Theophile Gautier

"I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy" - Andrew Flintoff

"Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me," - Hannibal

"Ugly deeds are most estimable when hidden." - Blaise Pascal

"He's too ugly to be the champ!" - Muhammad Ali



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