Topics: # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ugliness Funny Quotes


"Some men's ugliness is hard to beat." - George D. Prentice

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"Ugliness is a letter of credit for some special purposes." - Lord Chesterfield

"You have never seen ugliness in a happy face." - William John Locke

"It's funny because it's funny." - David Spade

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"Defeat may prove to have been the only path to resurrection, despite its ugliness." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Ugliness is nature's contraceptive." - Gregory Benford

"One man's justice is another's injustice; one man's beauty another's ugliness; one man's wisdom anpther's folly." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Ugliness does not sell." - Raymond Loewy

"Ugliness, after virtue, is the best guardian of a young woman." - Stephanie Felicite de Genlis

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"Comedy is rarely funny." - Dov Davidoff

"Cancer is always funny." - Jim Gaffigan

"If possible, be funny." - Blake Bailey

"I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'" - Tracy Morgan

"Hollywood's just not funny." - Chris Rock

"I'm really funny now." - Wanda Sykes

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson

"Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny." - Roger Scruton

"I prefer ugliness to beauty, because ugliness endures." - Serge Gainsbourg

"I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness." - Imelda Marcos

"Ugliness without tact is horrible." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

"The ugliness of the beauty is much horrible than the ugliness of the ugliness." - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?" - Joe Pesci

"A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny." - Ed Wynn

"Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels." - James Corden

"If I think something's funny, I think it's funny." - Ray Liotta

"I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer." - Brad Williams

"Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny." - Joan Rivers

"I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters." - Michael Patrick King

"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time." - Cloris Leachman

"Some people say funny things, but I say things funny." - Don Rickles

"If you try to be funny, you're not being funny." - John Gordon Sinclair

"If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny." - Alan King

"very funny my sarcastic friend" - Cassandra Clare

"Baptists are only funny underwater." - Neil Simon

"Mental illness is not funny." - Philip K Dick

"Everybody's funny in different ways." - Colin Quinn

"I have a funny name." - Pia Zadora

"Let's make some funny pictures." - Tex Avery

"Naked dudes are inherently funny." - Adam Devine

"It's a funny old world." - Margaret Thatcher

"I'm just not very funny." - Ira Glass

"Funny is when you're serious." - Harvey Korman

"Chris Guest movies are funny." - Michael Keaton

"I'm good at being funny." - Tom Stoppard

"Alec Baldwin is so funny." - Ryan Lochte

"The British are so funny." - Rose Byrne

"I don't think I'm funny." - Liam Neeson

"I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny." - Lorraine Bracco

"Few persons comprehend the power of ugliness." - Victor de Riqueti, marquis de Mirabeau

"Beauty is lyrical. Ugliness is elegiac." - Mason Cooley

"The only ugliness is that of the heart, seen through the face. And though beauty be obvious, the only loveliness is invisible." - Herman Melville

"The real tragedy of England, as I see it, is the tragedy of ugliness. The country is so lovely: the man-made England is so vile." - D H Lawrence

"Ugliness is the greatest of all sins." - I. L. Peretz

"Both beauty and ugliness are equally to be dreaded; the one as a dangerous gift, the other as a melancholy affliction." - Eliza Cook

"The repercussion of ugliness is endless." - Massimo Vignelli

"When the eye fails to find beauty-alias solace-it commands the body to create it, or, failing that, adjusts itself to perceive virtue in ugliness." - Joseph Brodsky

"Industry is the root of all ugliness." - Oscar Wilde

"Ugliness is trivial, the monstrous is terrible." - George A Moore

"Ugliness is the greatest of all sins." - Isaac Leib Peretz

"Beauty can be coaxed out of ugliness." - Dr. SunWolf

"Absolute and entire ugliness is rare." - John Ruskin

"What makes sovereign ugliness are our conventions." - Eugene Delacroix

"Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant." - Douglas Horton

"I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother." - Charlie Day

"A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny." - Bobby Darin

"Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"A rich man's joke is always funny." - T. E. Brown

"It's funny how things seem different, suddenly." - Kim Edwards

"Funny how certain things stay with you." - Lauren Oliver

"Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny." - Julie Walters

"It's funny how most activists are pacifists." - Craig Reucassel

"She's as funny as a toothache" - Erma Bombeck

"My primary responsibility is to be funny," - Al Madrigal

"Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny." - Doc Holliday

"You're not funny and nobody likes you!" - CM Punk

"It's funny how money change a situation." - Lauryn Hill

"Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." - Isaac Asimov

"I've always surrounded myself with funny people," - Leslie Mann

"Funny people don't really laugh very much." - Tim Heidecker

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

"When in doubt, make funny faces." - Amy Poehler

"Clever is the eunuch version of funny." - George Meyer

"I like kissing people because it's funny." - Casey Abrams

"I wish I had a funny story." - Leslie Easterbrook

"I was born to be funny." - Buddy Hackett

"I don't just try to be funny." - Bil Keane

"You gotta keep the funny intact." - Seth Macfarlane

"My primary responsibility is to be funny." - Al Madrigal

"I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men." - Jules Asner

"Women have been funny for years." - Beth Behrs

"I love working with smart-funny people." - Tom Bergeron

"I was shot from the funny gun." - Peter Deluise

"If it gets laughs, it's funny." - Rachel Dratch

"It's funny to be a critic." - Leslie Fiedler

"Memories are doing funny things to us." - Milos Forman

"I grew up in a funny way." - Gordon Ramsay

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful." - Drew Carey

"How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing." - Les Dawson

"Chris Rock is a very funny man." - Willie Geist

"I find teenage girls endlessly funny." - Chris Lilley

"I never say a funny thing intentionally." - Jayne Meadows

"Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously." - Tim Meadows

"I was not funny growing up." - Tim Meadows

"I had a very funny family." - Zach Braff

"When I'm funny is when I'm angriest." - Lewis Black

"What a sad business is being funny!" - Charlie Chaplin

"You know what's funny to me? Attitude." - Don Rickles

"In real life, comedians aren't funny." - Michael Showalter

"If you're sick, watch funny movies." - Mandy Patinkin

"I don't mean to be funny." - Yogi Berra

"Inspiration strikes at very funny times." - Gillian Jacobs

"One thing the blues ain't, is funny." - Stephen Stills

"Everybody's funny if you love them." - Anna Torv

"My grandchildren are fabulous and funny." - Erica Jong

"Living with computers gives funny ideas." - Wim Crouwel

"I think the word 'pregnant' is funny." - Tracy Morgan

"Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny." - Frank Zappa

"Sex is funny and love is serious." - Stephan Jenkins

"You know, funny can be universal." - Maz Jobrani

"People should not be responding to bigoted ugliness with any ugliness of their own." - Tim Soutphommasane

"In the matter of furnishing, I find a certain absence of ugliness far worse than ugliness." - Colette

"In the matter of furnishing, I find a certain absence of ugliness far worse than ugliness." - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

"There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake." - Robert J. White

"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny." - Kate O'Brien

"The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny... Alright, it's a little funny." - John Green

"I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift." - Niecy Nash

"That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you." - Gail Carson Levine

"I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not." - Christine Baranski

"Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny." - Robin Williams

"If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty." - Buddy Hackett

"A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny." - Buster Keaton

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny" - Nora Dunn

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown" - Nora Dunn

"It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny." - Curtis Jackson

"Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?" - Rich Mullins

"Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny." - Mark Hoppus

"I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy." - Brad Williams

"Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny." - Miley Cyrus

"I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny." - Mila Kunis

"Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny." - Adam Mckay

"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny." - Kate Obrien

"I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny." - Kevin Hart

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny." - Nora Dunn

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown." - Nora Dunn



Ugliness Funny, Ugliness, Funny, Acting Funny, Advice Funny, Age Funny, Anger Funny, Anything Funny, Arguments Funny, Art Funny, Attitude Funny, Beauty Funny, Bed Funny, Being Funny, Being Smart Funny, Best Friends Funny, Best Funny, Boss Funny, Brain Funny, Breakfast Funny, Brother Funny, Business Funny, Change funny, Christmas funny, Church funny, College funny, Complaining funny, Computers funny, Cool Funny,