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"I can't tan naturally." - Jenny Eclair

"I'm actually more confident when I'm tan." - Shanina Shaik

"I can tan. I get tannish. It's not really tan, it's tannish. That kind of color." - Alan Tudyk

"A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!" - Kourtney Kardashian

"I tried to get a tan but I'm black already," - 2 Chainz

"When you're tan, you feel better about yourself" - Nicole Polizzi

"I tried to get a tan but I'm black already," - 2 Chainz

"What happened to your tan?"-Fang "It was dirt." -Max" - James Patterson

"It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do." - David Cook

"Albanians, we tan well! I don't burn; I bake." - Action Bronson

"When you're tan, you feel better about yourself." - Nicole Polizzi

"My legs are ice skaters' legs. No tan in sight." - Dorothy Hamill

"I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray." - Lisa Snowdon

"I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour." - George Hamilton

"I don't tan in New York City. I don't want to waste it on that. I'll do my own fake tan, actually. It's awesome." - Nina Agdal

"My weird thing is, I only tan my legs. My whole body's covered in the shade, and I tan my legs." - Dakota Fanning

"I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect." - Martha Bolton

"I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan" - Hillary Scott

"La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla." - Benjamin Franklin

"There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand." - Gabrielle

"I'm European. I don't like wearing tops. And I don't like tan lines." - Heidi Klum

"There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan." - Jeffrey Eugenides

"I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over." - Marilyn Monroe

"Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan." - Joel Fuhrman

"Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return." - Spencer Antle

"Sunblock! I don't like to tan my face because it's bad for wrinkles," - Lady Gaga

"Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish." - Jenny Eclair

"The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines." - Lisa Birnbach

"I'm English. And I don't have tan skin or blond hair or green eyes." - Sam Claflin

"Blessings on thee, little man, Barefoot boy, with cheek of tan!" - John Greenleaf Whittier

"I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are." - Natasha Leggero

"There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand." - Gabrielle Union

"My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess." - Mariah Carey

"I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan." - Diablo Cody

"I always wear bronzer because I love the way my skin looks when it's tan." - Lauren Conrad

"I've never dyed my hair, never fixed my teeth or gotten a tan." - Kat Dennings

"When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go." - Michael Douglas

"Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan." - Jane Krakowski

"I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good!" - Carson Kressley

"I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan." - Nicole Richie

"I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan." - Hillary Scott

"Kingsley did the same, except he also removed his T-shirt, showing off his broad chest, tan and smooth. When had Kingsley had time to work on his tan? Mimi wondered." - Melissa De La Cruz

"Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan." - Steven Morrissey

"People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself" - Nicole Polizzi

"Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and a bad spray tan is the stuff of my nightmares." - Rachael Taylor

"People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself." - Nicole Polizzi

"Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?" - George W Bush

"If humanity can exist for another million years, everybody's going to be a light shade of yellow-brown-red-tan." - Joe Mantegna

"You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh." - Pauly D

"Even though he lived on the beach in college, he didn't have a tan. Now that's a serious player!" - Bill Fitch

"Ser un chico normal de 22 anos, probablemente no es tan divertido como ser parte de One Direction." - Ed Sheeran

"I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another." - Dov Davidoff

"I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!" - Woody Allen

"I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan-I stroke." - Woody Allen

"I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."" - Mitch Hedberg

"I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard." - Anna Paquin

"Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don't get super tan. You have to protect the face." - Alessandra Ambrosio

"Sometimes I've sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly." - Julian Casablancas

"The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan." - Whitey Ford

"They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over." - Christopher Atkins

"Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan." - Lea Michele

"That is mere sentimentality that lies abed by day and thinks itself white, far from the tan and callus of experience." - Henry David Thoreau

"It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated." - Monica Seles

"For blocks are better cleft with wedges, Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges, And dullest nonsense has been found By some to be the most profound." - Samuel Butler (poet)

"Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life." - Conan O'Brien

"Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on Warped Tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer." - Gerard Way

"I've had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I've made a conscious decision not to cave." - Kat Dennings

"You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve." - Jeff Foxworthy

"I think just having smooth skin is so great because when you get your summer tan, you don't have to do anything. It's just soft and smooth." - Gigi Hadid

"I had a white senator call me a rag head, and I had an African-American legislator call me a conservative with a tan." - Nikki Haley

"I love the sun but don't have the time to get a good tan and keep it year-round, so I am a huge fan of tanning products." - Kim Kardashian

"The range of human skin colours is quite narrow when you think about it - and I do - and subtle - beige, pink, white, tan, taup..." - Peter Greenaway

"When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color." - Chrissy Teigen

"It's so important to encourage the use of suncream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sunbeds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer." - Peter Andre

"I'm glowing in the dark with my studio tan. I've been in a cave of music for months and months and months." - Phil Anselmo

"I never have had blonde hair. I have never had straight hair. I never wear pink clothes or spray tan and I never wore heels to school." - Carly Chaikin

"Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer." - Ryan Hansen

"When you have a natural genetic tan developed over centuries and many generations, the idea of soaking up rays by the pool has never made sense." - Abraham Verghese

"Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color." - Lori Loughlin

"When you're younger, you don't believe in it, but it's really so important to stay out the of sun as much as you can. Like if you wanna get tan, you can get a spray tan and not get skin cancer." - Nina Agdal

"Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now." - Georgia Jagger

"Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now." - Georgia May Jagger

"I chase a little white ball around and work on my farmer tan, that's about it. I think that I've been lucky enough to represent some great companies, and I think maybe that's what it is." - Tiger Woods

"Time, whose millioned accidents creep in betwixt vows, and change decrees of kings, tan sacred beauty, blunt the sharpest intents, divert strong minds to the course of altering things." - William Shakespeare

"I felt stuck in the bottom of a wishing well. I was desperate to shout what I wanted, but I didn't know what that was. I knew only what it wasn't. The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan" - Amy Tan

"I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula" - Janet Evanovich

"In fact, the males very rarely take permanent mates.' His skin was so tan. 'Why not?' 'Because we tend to kill the females.' Ah, well, okay. That wasn't cool." - Larissa Ione

"Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach." - Derek Landy

"I felt stuck in the bottom of a wishing well. I was desperate to shout what I wanted, but I did' know what that was. I knew only what it was'. The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan" - Amy Tan

"My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin. It has the orange color of John Kerry's tan, and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"CAN'T TAN PON IT LONG.....NAW EAT NO YAM...NO STEAM FISH....NOR NO GREEN BANANA BUT DOWN IN JAMAICA WE GIVE IT TO YOU HOT LIKE A SAUNA.." - Sean Paul

"It's so important to encourage the use of sun cream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sun beds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer." - Peter Andre

"Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas." - Chris Christie

"White and scrubbed, antique brass fixtures and a skylight letting in a flood of sunshine. Wow. You could get a tan standing around in the shower, for Christ's sake." - Lilith Saintcrow

"She'd barely covered up her long, tan legs in a pair of shorts that made me want to go to church on Sunday just to thank God for creating her. - Beau" - Abbi Glines

"I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea - he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band." - Amy Schumer

"I must claim the quoter's privilege of giving only as much of the text as will suit my purpose, said Tan-Chun. If I told you how it went on, I should end up by contradicting myself!" - Cao Xueqin

"On the beach, I'm definitely team natural. I mean, a good tan when the freckles are popping and some saltwater hair, I think that's super hot. So, I'm all about the natural on the beach." - Nina Agdal

"Somehow, we [ Tan Dun and director Chen Kaige] were all privileged at the time; we could be outside of China. But at the moment, we had no sense of what the future was going to be like." - Ai Weiwei

"It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan. I try to eat fruit and be healthy. If I'm feeling a bit sickly, I usually get a good spray tan." - Lara Stone

"This thing that's really weird about Seacrest is that he's super into grooming. He gets mani-pedi's. He gets his eyelashes dyed. He goes to Mystic Tan, he flat-irons his hair. Very butch. Very typical of straight men!" - Kathy Griffin

"I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes." - Brittany Snow

"I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk." - Blake Jenner

"I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self." - Olivia

"For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid." - Aziz Ansari

"I like people more undone than made up. Patricia Arquette is the ultimate. She's not anorexic or perfectly tan, she's not trying to be anything but what she is, and that's the most sexy thing." - Kirsten Dunst

"I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either." - Captain Beefheart

"I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan." - Nicole Polizzi

"I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self." - Olivia Thirlby

"I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either." - Don Van Vliet

"I worked in Tesco's staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course - I had a lovely white onesie." - Lena Headey

"I don't mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven't really thought about it since then. I don't go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I'm in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don't really think about it very much." - Taylor Swift

"People are incredibly literal sometimes in how they view you. You have dark hair and pale skin? You must be brooding. The second you dye your hair blond and get a spray tan, people treat you as if you're a bit stupider and happier." - Anna Paquin

"Here I am on the shore of Brittany. Let the cities light up in the evening. My day is done. I am leaving Europe. The sea air will burn my lungs. Lost climates will tan me. I will swim, trample the grass, hung, and smoke especially. I will drink alcohol as strong as boiling metal-just as my dear ancestors did around their fires." - Arthur Rimbaud

"Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of poppy seeds moving around on his scalp. Bennie felt himself grow faint.'Lice' the barber whispered.'They get it at school'. 'But he goes to private school' Bernie had blurted.'In Crandale,New York!" - Jennifer Egan

"Of doues I haue a dainty paire Which, when you please to take the aier, About your head shall gently houer, Your cleere browe from the sunne to couer, And with their nimble wings shall fan you That neither cold nor heate shall tan you, And like umbrellas, with their feathers Sheeld you in all sorts of weathers." - Michael Drayton

"It's a sun lamp. I thought you might be tired of your pasty-pale complexion. (Chris) Christopher, I happen to be a Viking in the middle of winter in Minnesota. Lack of a deep tan goes with the whole Nordic territory. Why do you think we raided Europe anyway? (Wulf) Because it was there? (Chris) No, we wanted to thaw out. (Wulf)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Well now," the scholar went on, "I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who could use a tan, so you needn't grant my opinion any authority, but I consider the queendom lucky that a handful of Milliners and their children lived incognito among the population during Redd's tyranny." - Frank Beddor

"I love going to the beach in the tropics and doing whatever I do - surfing, swimming or being - and the glow when I get a tan that deepens. I walk around with red and gold in my skin and feel like the most beautiful thing on the planet!" - Anika

"Im married to a white man, and then my daughter came out looking like the whitest white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. And Im like, Omigosh, now what am I going to do? She has my moms features and is lighter than my husband. And my boy is browner than I am. Brown eyes and really tan." - Karyn Parsons

"I have something to fight for and live for; that makes me a better killer. I've got what amounts to a religion now. It's learning how to breathe all over again. And how to lie in the sun getting a tan, letting the sun work into you. And how to hear music and how to read a book. What does your civilization offer?" - Ray Bradbury

"I learned not to go in the sun early on in my career. A tan lasts for a week or two before it fades, and the sun is so damaging-it's not worth it. I put sunscreen on my kids every day before school and before they play outside. They know the routine." - Heidi Klum

"I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it's me." - Pamela Anderson

"Free Agents' was an awesome experience. I never play the glam girl in anything, so that was a new experience. I would walk into one of my trailers and it would be like Spanx, a spray-tan gun, and chicken cutlets. I would have hair extensions. It was hilarious. Every day felt like I was turning into an awesome drag queen." - Kathryn Hahn

"The craziest thing about fashion people in general, not just designers, is that it's always, "Oh my God, you lost weight! I love your hair!" Or "Oh, you're so tan!" Or, "You're so skinny! I love your shoes!" These are fashion icebreakers. Everyone's always looking at each other." - Michael Kors

"These are very confusing times. For the first time in history a woman is expected to combine: intelligence with a sharp hairdo, a raised consciousness with high heels, and an open, nonsexist relationship with a tan guy who has a great bod." - Lynda Barry

"It's a sun lamp. I thought you might be tired of your pasty-pale complexion. (Chris) Christopher, I happen to be a Viking in the middle of winter in Minnesota. Lack of a deep tan goes with the whole Nordic territory. Why do you think we raided Europe anyway? (Wulf) Because it was there? (Chris) No, we wanted to thaw out. (Wulf)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"In all those types of films I wore a tan suit, a grey suit, a beige suit and then a negligee for the seventh reel near the end when I would admit to my best friend on the telephone that what I really wanted was to become a little housewife." - Rosalind Russell

"Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs." - Fran Lebowitz

"The tall thief rushed down the stairs and grabbed her, swinging her around as he laughed. "And I've been thinkin' you forgot me," he said, placing her on her feet once more. "Just look at you! Tan and fit and wearin' the clothes of a Bazhir-" Alanna looked up into his friendly hazel eyes and broke into tears." - Tamora Pierce

"Ridley Pearson also plays bass guitar and sings with the Rock Bottom Remainders, a band made up of such successful authors as Amy Tan, Stephen King, and Dave Barry-a band that, according to Barry, "plays music as well as Metallica writes novels"." - Otto Penzler

"The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers..." - Demetri Martin

"Cary Grant was on the back lot one time doing a movie called "North by Northwest." I would see Cary outside the stage, and he would sit on a set chair and had one of those reflectors. He wanted this tan so he didn't have to use makeup." - George Hamilton

"I hate that blacks and Hispanics are pitted against each other I really do, call me naive, I grew up in an adopted family where my mom is Christian and Caucasian, my dad is Jewish, my sister is Mexican and I don't know, I don't tan so well. I think I'm mostly Irish." - Andrew Breitbart

"Even though I was painted, even though I had on seven layers of paint - to the point that I got a tan, it was as thick as a fabric - I think I felt the most naked because I couldn't cover myself at all. I didn't have to, so I had to be much more open and relaxed." - Ronda Rousey

"I find it quite hard for me to pull off. It's so nice to have a tan and look healthy and glowing. I'd quite like to look like Karen Elson - she looks good pale. I feel like I look a bit washed out." - Lara Stone

"In Blue Crush, we meet three Hawaiian surfers who work as hotel maids, live in a grotty rental, and are raising the kid sister of one of them. Despite this near-poverty, they look great; there is nothing like a tan and a bikini to overcome class distinctions." - Roger Ebert

"There have been so many times where I thought I put on enough sunscreen but actually didn't. As a result, I'd get unbelievable tan lines. Of course in Florida it was expected, but now looking back at pictures, I think I spent an entire summer at the beach with my friends looking like a tomato. A bright shade of red." - Brittany Snow

"Any man who can look handsome in a dirty baseball suit is an Adonis. There is something about the baggy pants, and the Micawber-shaped collar, and the skull-fitting cap, and the foot or so of tan, or blue, or pink undershirt sleeve sticking out at the arms, that just naturally kills a man's best points." - Edna Ferber

"I'd love to watch Jack Youngblood play. His tan arms hanging out of his sleeveless jersey, he'd put those pipes on the ground, and even at 240 pounds, he would show great moves and natural strength for an undersized player. He was extremely quick, had underrated strength, and he got great leverage against the tackles." - Jack Youngblood

"I enjoyed 'Gossip Girl' so much. I cannot tell you how impressed I am with the cast of that show. I was so intimidated doing that show because I thought, 'Oh my gosh, those people are so young and gorgeous, and I'm a million years old, and I need a spray tan, and I'm going to be wearing all these fabulous clothes.'" - Joanna Garcia

"For as long as I can remember, I have been passionately intrigued by 'Africa,' by the word itself, by its flora and fauna, its topographical diversity and grandeur; but above all else, by the sheer variety of the colors of its people, from tan and sepia to jet and ebony." - Henry Louis Gates

"'Free Agents' was an awesome experience. I never play the glam girl in anything, so that was a new experience. I would walk into one of my trailers and it would be like Spanx, a spray-tan gun, and chicken cutlets. I would have hair extensions. It was hilarious. Every day felt like I was turning into an awesome drag queen." - Kathryn Hahn

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama" - Guy Steele

"Scar tissue has no character. It's not like skin. It doesn't show age or illness or pallor or tan. It has no pores, no hair, no wrinkles. It's like a slip cover. It shields and disguises what's beneath. That's why we grow it; we have something to hide." - Susanna Kaysen

"Be With Me In The Phases Of My Work Because My Brain Feels Like It Has Been Whipped And I Yearn To Make A Small Perfect Thing Which Will Live In Your Morning Like Curious Static Through A President's Elegy Or A Nude Hunchback Acquiring A Tan On The Crowded Oily Beach." - Leonard Cohen

"I'm married to a white man, and then my daughter came out looking like the whitest white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. And I'm like, 'Omigosh, now what am I going to do?' She has my mom's features and is lighter than my husband. And my boy is browner than I am. Brown eyes and really tan." - Karyn Parsons

"My spray-tan woman is amazing. She comes to my house at 10 o'clock the night before a shoot. The results are so brown, flawless, and natural. It's just weird because my natural skin color is very white, almost whitish yellow." - Christine Teigen

"People's hands fascinate me. It's tempting to look at a businessman's left hand and see if there's an indentation from a missing wedding ring. Or maybe there's a tan line and the skin is pressed down where's he's worked a ring off his finger." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"I really love Penelope Cruz, because she has the tan skin. I think it's important to look at people who resemble you and see what looks good on them, and how they are doing their makeup or hair and how they carry themselves." - Tiffany Dupont



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