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Talking Dog Quotes


"Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)" - James Patterson

"Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted protagonist finds difficult to muster." - Mike Mills

"A human being having a full emotional conversation with a dog is funny, innately. It's one of those things where you get in a scene and you always go for what is the best joke, and a talking dog for some reason, whatever he says, is hilarious." (about his role wiht a talking dog in the forthcoming MEN IN BLACK sequel." - Will Smith

"I love talking about taxes." - Michael Arrington

"I love talking about myself." - Lara Flynn Boyle

"I'm exhausted from not talking." - Samuel Goldwyn, Jr.

"On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go." - James Patterson

"Dumb academicians cannot comprehend their slavery to counterfeit word and its evil. Word enslaves mind. Talking dog could enslave humanity. Teachers enslave you stupid." - Gene Ray

"A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me, I would up my pot consumption just to make that happen." - Doug Benson

"It's this long monologue [in Valley of Violence] with Ethan Hawke talking about life and everything with a dog. That's not in movies. Hopefully when people think about the movie when they go home, they're like, "That's weird. He's maybe crazy. He's talking to a dog the whole time."" - Ti West

"Be the person your dog thinks you are." - John W. Stephens

"I do honor the very flea of his dog." - Ben Jonson

"who says dog means dog?" - Andrew Clements

"Writing is always harder than talking." - Gloria Steinem

"Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods." - A Bartlett Giamatti

"The wonderful thing about the talking dog collars in 'UP' is that we were able to hear the thoughts of the dogs without moving their mouths or emoting like a human. The dogs could pant, scratch, and move the way dogs truly do. The animators studied the movements of many dogs, and we had a dog specialist come in and talk to us about dog behavior." - Bob Peterson

"If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way - of survival of the fittest." - Ray Kroc

"There are three basic ways [to use a dog], one is just to be companion person and I'm thinking now more of autistic kids not somebody in a wheelchair or the dog belongs to a therapist and then it's used as an ice breaker to get the kid talking and get the kid interacting." - Temple Grandin

"I think the hedge-fund industry has taken a reputational turn for the worse, this dog-eat-dog stuff. I'm not just talking about Herbalife or J. C. Penney, but in other situations where the media really focuses on who's long and who's short. I don't think it's a good thing for the industry." - Bill Ackman

"Watch 'Dog with a Blog' to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He's really, really adorable and cute, and it's really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve." - Blake Michael

"I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you are talking to your dog, you are accessing this softer side of you. Everything else melts away." - Natasha Lyonne

"Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good." - Bill Allred

"Curiosity fed the dog." - Wes Fesler

"In Dog We Trust." - Marcos Figueira

"What plaguy mischief and mishaps Do dog him still with after claps!" - Samuel Butler (poet)

"I do' have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once." - Steven Wright

"Thou art a slave, whom fortune's tender arm With favour never clasp'd; but bred a dog." - William Shakespeare

"Acting is not talking, it's living off the other fellow!!!" - Sanford Meisner

"Hillary Clinton is talking to all Americans. She's talking about jobs, she's talking about how to make this country stronger in terms of our national security. She's talking about opportunity for our young people." - Donna Brazile

"Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls." - Woody Allen

"Donald Trump is not talking about a deportation force. But he`s talking about being fair and humane." - Kellyanne Conway

"The clothes do not match my personality. I'm more of a very conservative, blue-blazer kind of guy. But as far as my personality, it's a lot of hot-dog mustard - have a lot of a fun and a lot of excitement. I feel like I'm 68; I act like I'm 12, talking about a game of basketball." - Dick Vitale

"Before I got Madeline, I used to see dog people who were so obsessed, and I'd think, Oh, that's so sad. But now, here I am, talking about her all the time. I even dress her up in little outfits; I'm madly in love with her." - Kristin Chenoweth

"Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. "Yeah. So?" Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?" - James Patterson

"Everybody knows that the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain lied. Everybody got this broken feeling, like their father or their dog just died. Everybody talking to their pockets. Everybody wants a box of chocolates and a long-stem rose. Everybody knows." - Leonard Cohen

"I am completely turning into my mom. Me, trying to be stern, is her. Or when I make silly voices. My mom always uses weird voices if she's talking to a kid or a dog. I'm the same person - completely my mother." - Eve

"I like animals. I like people who like animals. I hate people who love animals to the point they lose their sense of reason. I'm talking the 'my computer wallpaper is my dog,' 'I hang a Christmas stocking for my cat' crowd." - John Ridley

"How come dog and dog owner are so alike?" - Hiroko Sakai

"Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog." - William Shakespeare

"In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss." - Edward Abbey

"I have a dog. I'm a dog lover." - James Wolk

"If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit." - Hayes McClerkin

"It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being." - Henry David Thoreau

"Life bites like a dog." - Janusz Korczak

"A good dog never dies." - Mary Carolyn Davies

"Every dog has his day." - Miguel De Cervantes

"A wet dog is lovingest." - James Thurber

"Every dog has its day." - John Heywood

"Love me, love my dog." - Bernard Of Clairvaux

"Nobody kicks a dead dog" - Dale Carnegie

"Want a hot dog, McMahon?" - Jesse Ventura

"Continued experiment with dog today." - Eric Gill

"In dog years, I'm dead." - Anonymous

"Love me, love my dog." - Proverbs

"Dog is God spelled backward." - Duane Chapman

"A hungry dog hunts best." - Lee Trevino

"Every dog has his day." - Proverbs

"You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU" - Chelsea Handler

"If I'm talking to a photographer, I'm talking to a stylist, I'm talking to a makeup artist, we're kind of creating and collaborating and making something that is artwork and is special and is different." - Chloe Grace Moretz

"When [actors] are talking, they are servants of the dramatist. It is what they can show the audience when they are not talking that reveals the fine actor." - Cedric Hardwicke

"People have been talking about competition among insurers, and what they really need to be talking about is competition in the delivery of health care as well." - Angela Braly

"When talking w/kids its not what we say but how we say it! Think about your tone of voice & non-verbal communication. When talking to my kids I can get them to listen better by not talking down to them, but talking to them at eyeball level" - Kevin Heath

"I'm just about that action, boss. I ain't ever see no talking win me nothin'." - Marshawn Lynch

"A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to." - Robert Breault

"In the room the women come and go talking of Michelangelo." - T S Eliot

"Talking about your grievances merely adds to those grievances. Give recognition only to what you desire." - Thomas Dreier

"Talking payes no toll." - George Herbert

"Negative talking is contagious." - John C Maxwell

"Internet sexuality shows that we're becoming more and more self-involved. I'm talking about self-sex." - Volkmar Sigusch

"Talking about the past is like a cat's trying to explain climbing down a ladder," - Robert Lowell

"Whom the disease of talking still once posses-seth, he can never hold his peace." - Ben Jonson

"Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening." - Ruth Rendell

"Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice." - Dashiell Hammett

"It's so ironic that you often hear these right-wing people talking about the Constitution." - George Saunders

"It's not in good taste to have talking ghosts in a grown-up novel." - Zadie Smith

"I am talking and really talking on this very entrenched power structure, and what we're doing is we're talking about the power structure, we're talking about its entrenchment. As a result, the media is going through what they have to go through to." - Donald Trump

"The law is rough. I'm not talking about new laws, the existing law is very rough." - Donald Trump

"People don't like talking about it, but if you're Spanish, you feel a weight." - Michelle Rodriguez

"Talking is always a good idea. There's no harm in keeping lines of communication open." - Brian Reynolds Myers

"I'm not a very good communicator, so maybe that's why I write about talking." - Nina Nastasia

"Gender relations are a sad story of men talking trash about women all over the world." - John Darnielle

"I don't know why I always end up talking about my relationships. I try not to." - David Arquette

"An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening." - Marlon Brando

"There is a difficult leap between talking about balancing the budget and actually doing it." - Kevin Brady

"It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed." - Mark Twain

"I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive." - Mark Twain

"I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am." - Amy Poehler

"Suddenly, I win the derby and people are talking about England again. It is absolutely pathetic" - Stuart Pearce

"The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves." - Francois De La Rochefouca

"I generally try to avoid talking about my old films - I find it difficult." - Nicolas Roeg

"If anyone was talking about journalism in the '50s - it was Edward R.Murrow." - David Strathairn

"I actually like talking." - Denis Leary

"I am in discussions with a label. We are talking about doing something." - Freddie Hubbard

"I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding." - Jennifer Hudson

"I am passionate about talking to women about their breast health." - Elizabeth Hurley

"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar." - Demetri Martin

"A dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist." - Mary Oliver

"I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog-cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way." - Jordan Sonnenblick

"Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad." - Dick Gregory

"During the Prince's visit, King Timahoe will be referred to only as Timahoe, since it would be inappropriate for the Prince to be outranked by a dog." - Richard M. Nixon

"My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog." - Carl T Rowan

"The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog." - George Will

"Carter couldn't elect a dog-catcher." - Ed Koch

"A dog is faithful, a woman never." - Sophia Loren

"There are dog people and cat people." - Holly Black

"The worst dog gets the best bone." - I. L. Peretz

"Every dog is a lion at home." - H. G. Bohn

"It's a dangerous dog that doesn't bark." - Kobo Abe

"Me and my dog are best friends." - Daniel Johns

"Dog lovers are a good breed themselves." - Gladys Taber

"Like a dog, he hunts in dreams." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"maybe somebody finally shot the dog." - Dave Barry

"Your dog is your only philosopher." - Plato

"There is honor in being a dog." - Aristotle

"His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest." - Thomas Campbell

"Each dog barks in his own yard!" - Rudyard Kipling

"Short sellers age in dog years." - Seth Klarman

"Zach had brought her a dog." - Jennifer Crusie

"Retribution is a dog chasing its tail." - Libba Bray

"Happiness is dog-shaped, I say." - Chapman Pincher

"This isn't like naming your dog Spot." - Moby

"A good dog deserves a good bone." - Ben Jonson

"A naked dog for a naked lady." - Gypsy Rose Lee

"I'll be Pavlov, you be the dog." - William Stafford

"Don't hire a dog, then bark yourself" - David Ogilvy

"I'm sexing raw dog without protection." - Ll Cool J

"... every dog is allowed one bite." - R. F. Delderfield

"An old dog barks not in vain." - George Herbert

"Beate the dog before the Lyon." - George Herbert

"A bad dog never sees the Wolfe." - George Herbert

"I converse with my dog through ESP" - Taylor Caldwell

"A dog has got human eyes." - Karl Pilkington

"A dog is a bond between strangers." - John Steinbeck

"Religion is a smile on a dog." - Edie Brickell

"There is a dog in every man." - Linda Hamilton

"The worst dog gets the best bone." - Isaac Leib Peretz

"I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog." - James Thurber

"The dog is man's best friend." - Proverbs

"[Of Republican policies:] That dog won't hunt." - Ann Richards

"Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?" - Dave Attell

"The scalded dog feares cold water." - George Herbert

"What man, loue me, loue me dog." - John Heywood

"A burnt dog dreads the fire." - Willa Cather

"Love's a dog in a manger." - D H Lawrence

"No one here likes a wet dog." - Billy Collins

"Love is a Dog from Hell." - Charles Bukowski

"I'm a huge dog nut - giant, giant." - Jill Abramson

"I'm not into having a pedigree dog." - Agnes Obel

"I walk my dog every morning." - Chelsea Clinton

"Necessity has the face of a dog." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez



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