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"Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday." - Bob Seger

"Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough." - Cornelius Plantinga

"Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage." - Len Elmore

"Garbage in, garbage out." - Proverbs

"I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage." - Lara Flynn Boyle

"Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out." - Don Watson

"It's just the garbage in/garbage out trick. If you're not taking any fiction in, good or bad, then how can you be spitting any back out (good or bad)? I can't even imagine trying to write without reading. Really, I can hardly write a novel at all if I'm not reading just book after book." - Stephen Graham Jones

"Shopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. It's like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive." - John Mackey

"I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich." - Andy Richter

"I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn." - Taylor Lautner

"If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage." - Lee Marvin

"There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people. Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything?" - Bob Woodward

"I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball." - Michael Jordan

"When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage." - Nomar Garciaparra

"Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with." - Daniel Tosh

"One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage." - Ricardo Flores Magon

"January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out." - Michael Caine

"I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it - garbage in, garbage out." - Jerry Falwell

"I've always been an outsider. I am an outsider in Garbage. I'm the odd one out by default." - Shirley Manson

"I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out." - Lee Grant

"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy." - Jack Handey

"The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn." - Taylor Lautner

"You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there." - Natalia Vodianova

"I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Someone has to take the garbage out, someone has to cook the food, and someone has to clean the dishes. I want to do all of that." - Paula Creamer

"I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you." - Frank Zappa

"I am very amazed by the runners out there because I like jog to the garbage can outside sometimes, and I get tired." - Kacy Catanzaro

"Maybe she thought the garbage and rocks in your head were interesting. But finally, garbage is garbage and rocks are rocks." - Haruki Murakami

"I think people today are very cynical. They need to bring other people down. Reality television and tabloid magazines never before did we need to see movie stars taking out their garbage. But all of a sudden, it's front-page news trying to figure out who's dating whom, all that stuff. Who cares?" - Scarlett Johansson

"I think people today are very cynical. They need to bring other people down. Reality television and tabloid magazines?never before did we need to see movie stars taking out their garbage. But all of a sudden, it's front-page news?trying to figure out who's dating whom, all that stuff. Who cares?" - Scarlett Johansson

"De-bunking means simply taking the bunk out of things" - William E. Woodward

"I get fit taking my bike out in the woods." - Juan Pablo Montoya

"I never liked the Beatles. I thought they were garbage." - Lou Reed

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Michael Dolan

"Most of the stuff I do is garbage." - Jack Palance

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Mike Dolan

"I'm just sick of food going in the garbage." - Tom Douglas

"She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"" - Henny Youngman

"A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization the state of affairs, arising out of a struggle against poverty, has overshot its ultimate goal-the liberation of man from material cares-and has become an obsessive image hanging over the present. Offered the choice of love or a garbage disposal, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal." - Ivan Chtcheglov

"You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman." - Dov Davidoff

"What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity." - Hamdi Ulukaya

"Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window, and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all." - Joseph Heller

"It's kind of an art, going out and performing. I'd like fans to remember me as a guy who would go out and entertain them, give them quality matches, and not just the same old garbage every week," - Owen Hart

"It's kind of an art, going out and performing. I'd like fans to remember me as a guy who would go out and entertain them, give them quality matches, and not just the same old garbage every week." - Owen Hart

"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it." - Rory Bremner

"Why is meditation essential? By meditating we take our garbage out." - Harbhajan Singh Yogi

"You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage." - Caroline Manzo

"Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump." - Rocky Marciano

"Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!" - Li Cunxin

"When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad." - Janette Barber

"As far as the search for truth is concerned, 98% of our thinking is rubbish. The remaining 2% is garbage. Throw it all out and be empty! Truth cannot be caught by intellect alone - grace is needed." - Mooji

"In the big city, if the man next door happens to be a slum landlord, a Mafia bag man, or a long distance runner, what does it matter, as long as he puts his garbage out on Tuesdays?" - Hal Higdon

"It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?" - Hoda Kotb

"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?" - Hoda Kotb

"Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic." - Cynthia Nixon

"There's a kind of perverseness or betrayal in that idea that art is somehow superior to life. Or that it's more important to write well than it is to take out the garbage." - Matthew Specktor

"The public is hedged about by so many goddam bookkeepers that no time is left in which to produce. More time is spent in carrying out garbage than in carrying in food." - Martin H Fischer

"It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures." - Lauren Holly

"A fashionable idea in technical circles is that quantity not only turns into quality at some extreme of scale, but also does so according to principles we already understand. Some of my colleagues think a million, or perhaps a billion, fragmentary insults will eventually yield wisdom that surpasses that of any well-thought-out essay, so long as sophisticated secret statistical algorithms recombine the fragments. I disagree. A trope from the early days of computer science comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out." - Jaron Lanier

"The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who dumps garbage on your floor, because each load of mind garbage negatively impacts your possibilities and lowers your expectations." - Zig Ziglar

"Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from." - John Hodgman

"Barack is at a level where he can't - no matter how much he wants to or how much we want him to - he's not going to come take out our garbage, so to speak. He can't be the garbage man and the president. He can't be the mayor and the alderman. He can't fill all those roles. So I always push for local, local activity on the political scene." - Lupe Fiasco

"Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit." - Guy Debord

"Just as there's garbage that pollutes the Potomac river, there is garbage polluting our culture. We need an Environmental Protection Agency to clean it up." - Pat Buchanan

"There ARE people who won't customarily eat an entire row of cookies, or hear food calling their name from other rooms, or who don't grind up food in the garbage disposal for fear of eating it, or get it back out of the garbage so they could eat it. Of course, my binge eating was just a cover-up for the larger issue: Trying to fill the emptiness" - Sark

"The most important piece in the house is the garbage can." - Karl Lagerfeld

"It is like taking the sun out of the world, to bereave human life of friendship." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Watch out for that pedestrian!" "It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!" - Neil Gaiman

"The mind grows by taking in, but the heart grows by giving out." - Warren W. Wiersbe

"We are taking way more out of the ocean than the ocean can replenish." - Sylvia Earle

"The dream is over. I gotta get down to reality. The good old days is garbage." - John Lennon

"The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage." - George Carlin

"Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition." - Phyllis Diller

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news," - Marvin Hamlisch

"You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike." - Neil Simon

"Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition." - Phyllis Diller

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news." - Marvin Hamlisch

"The mainstream is generally garbage. Look at the heavily subsidized theaters." - Steven Berkoff

"I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar." - Beverly Sills

"A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning." - R L Stine

"My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." - Demetri Martin

"There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place!" - David R Brower

"Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Ive always considered the government taking one out of every two dollars I earn absolute tyranny." - Steven Van Zandt

"Part of George R.R. Martins brilliant storytelling is taking the carpet out from under your feet." - Harry Lloyd

"Taking responsibility takes all the joy out of life, and drains a man to dust." - Robert Jordan

"I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness." - Emily Dickinson

"You can always rely on a society of equals taking it out on the women." - Alan Sillitoe

"The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them" - Alexander Pope

"You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool." - Anonymous

"There is nothing like a good bit of pain for taking the conceit out of one." - Jane Welsh Carlyle

"Taking the humour out of Dickens, it's not Dickens any more." - Andrew Davies

"Part of George R.R. Martin's brilliant storytelling is taking the carpet out from under your feet." - Harry Lloyd

"Out alone in the winter rain, / Intent on giving and taking pain." - Robert Frost

"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones." - Mitch Hedberg

"I've always considered the government taking one out of every two dollars I earn absolute tyranny." - Steven Van Zandt

"Interpreting at its core is taking in one language and putting out the other." - Jennifer Abbott

"The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can" - Ashleigh Brilliant

"I remember committing myself to make it in the garbage business, whatever it takes!" - Tom Fatjo

"There is no such thing as garbage, just useful stuff in the wrong place." - Alex Steffen

"Too quickly, venting can turn into dumping garbage on the people around us." - Michelle Gielan

"If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any." - Groucho Marx

"I think the moment you try to make a movie for kids, you make garbage." - Lee Unkrich

"Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage." - Michael Mewshaw

"In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010." - Michael E Mann

"The source is knowledge. Wanna go to college, or wanna be garbage?" - Big Daddy Kane

"Garbage is the part of your history you don't want your family to know about." - Vik Muniz

"Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump." - Joyce Meyer

"Where man had been, in every place he left, garbage remained. Even in his pursuit of the ultimate truth and quest for his God, he produced garbage. By his garbage, which lay stratum upon stratum, he could always - one had only to dig - be known. For more long-lived than man is his refuse. Garbage alone lives after him." - Gunter Grass

"The organic gardener does not think of throwing away the garbage. She knows that she needs the garbage. She is capable of transforming the garbage into compost, so that the compost can turn into lettuce, cucumber, radishes, and flowers again...With the energy of mindfulness, you can look into the garbage and say: I am not afraid. I am capable of transforming the garbage back into love." - Nhat Hanh

"Figure out what depletes you creatively and get it out out of your life. (This doesn't apply to spouse and kids.) Give yourself permission to put garbage on the screen. A lot of days it's the only way you'll be able to keep going. You can clean it up later." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Our bodies are garbage heaps: we collect experience, and from the decomposition of the thrown-out eggshells, spinach leaves, coffee grinds, and old steak bones out of our minds, come nitrogen, heat, and very fertile soil. Out of this fertile soil bloom our poems and stories. But this does not come all at once. It takes time. Continue to turn over and over the organic details of your life until some of them fall through the garbage of discursive thoughts to the solid ground of black soil." - Natalie Goldberg

"I come from garbage." - Shia Labeouf

"Looks to me like you've been making garbage for a while and dragging it with you. Now you need to get out of here, and that garbage is weighing you down." - Walter Dean Myers

"Personally I feel that real rock 'n' roll may be on the way out, just like adolescence as a relatively innocent transitional period is on the way out. What we have instead is a small island of new free music surrounded by some good reworkings of past idioms and a vast sargasso sea of absolute garbage." - Lester Bangs

"Meditation is a process in which we're essentially, at first, breathing out. We're exhaling existence, taking it out of the mind, and the mind out of the mind." - Frederick Lenz

"Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team." - Patricia Briggs

"The EU report speaks for itself. The statement in my view shows that the mission has turned out to be something worse than a farce, ... We shall in the coming days and weeks see what we can do to expose the pack of lies and innuendoes that characterise the garbage in this report." - Meles Zenawi

"I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go out in the alley because I just knew that the paper-towel roll I threw in the recycling bin was uncomfortable, like it was lying the wrong way, and I would be down in the garbage." - Fiona Apple

"And she shows you where to look Among the garbage and the flowers. There are heroes in the seaweed, There are children in the morning, They are leaning out for love, And they will lean that way forever, While Suzanne holds the mirror." - Leonard Cohen

"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out." - Oscar Wilde

"The photograph is a coarse fraud, and seems to delight only in taking the whole beauty out of the picture." - Henry Adams

"I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading." - Kevin Hart

"Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over the messy floor. It was easy to read the message in his entrails. Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all. I'm cold,' Snowden said. 'I'm cold." - Joseph Heller

"I think that environmentalists have been terribly misunderstood over the years. I believe that anyone that cares about the earth is an environmentalist. People that make a decision to not throw garbage out on the street because they consider the possible impacts. That's environmentalism in its most basic form." - Jerome Ringo

"Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?" - Joanne Fluke

"Life, it turns out, goes on. There is no cosmic rule that grants you immunity from the details just because you have come face-to-face with a catastrophe. The garbage can still overflow, the bills arrive in the mail, telemarketers, interrupt dinner." - Jodi Picoult

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university." - Albert Einstein

"The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating systems." - Bill Gates

"The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the energy you put in. You are the one in charge, and you must accept that and stand alone. If you think God is coming down to fix things for you, forget it. God is out playing golf." - Stuart Wilde

"The people I meet on the street satisfy my need to make contact with the fans. I love to meet them and I never say no to pictures. If an actor sees that as a curse, I think they need to go and be a roofer for a while. Or try out being a garbage man and seeing how they like it." - Terry O'Quinn

"In the words of Marcel Proust - and this applies to any woman in the world - if you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is that they're coming out with, til ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in." - Peter Cook

"The best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system." - Bill Gates

"I think of the kids that live on top of garbage dumps, I think of the ways we could reach out to other countries, I think of certainly climate change. There's so much. The nighttime is that time, is it not?" - Rose Mcgowan

"When any young director gets hired by a studio to do a $125 million film based on a preexisting piece of intellectual property, they're climbing into the meat grinder. And what you're coming out with on the other side is a generic, heavily studio-controlled pile of garbage that ends up on the side of Burger King wrappers." - Neill Blomkamp

"We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It's just garbage. It's insulting to the readers." - Robert Scheer

"Around my house, I won't even speak to my family unless they first address me by my official Berzerker name, Godred Crovan, Victor of Sky-Hill and Ruler of Man and the Isles. And now that I think of it, that's probably why nobody speaks to me unless it's time to feed the dogs or take out the garbage." - Zakk Wylde

"Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps." - Ambrose Bierce

"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some." - Herbert Rappaport

"The most interesting thing was looking out the window and taking photographs of different places on Earth." - Leroy Chiao

"I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids." - Maria Sharapova

"A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization presented with the alternative of love or a garbage disposal unit, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal unit." - Ivan Chtcheglov

"Ansel [Adams] always jumped over the fence to photograph, walked past the garbage. He always looked to get an immaculate view, and I spent my life stepping back to include the garbage in my photographic view." - Rondal Partridge

"Garbage. It's a natural quality of huskiness in the midrange of my voice that I call 'garbage.' It's not a clear-toned announcer's voice. It's more like the voice of the guy next door." - Casey Kasem

"I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy." - Abigail Breslin

"It's better to fade away like an old soldier than to burn out. I don't appreciate worship of dead Sid Vicious or of dead James Dean or of dead John Wayne. It's the same thing. Making Sid Vicious a hero, Jim Morrison - it's garbage to me. I worship the people who survive. Gloria Swanson, Greta Garbo." - John Lennon

"Letting things slide is always the easiest thing to do, in parenting no less than in banking, public education, and environmental protection. A lack of discipline is apparent these days in just about every aspect of American society. Why? This should be is a much larger question, one to ponder as we take out the garbage and tie our kids' shoes." - Elizabeth Kolbert

"Four years that the [Barack] Obama Justice Department... There were 100 ostensible cases, allegations. No weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, allegations of torture, all this garbage that left was putting out, and the Obama Justice Department took four years considering those cases." - Rush Limbaugh



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