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Taking A Wife Quotes


"A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse." - Robert A Heinlein

"I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow." - Heber C. Kimball

"You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen." - Jeff Foxworthy

"The Italians have this proverb: In buying houses and taking a wife, shut your eyes and commend yourself to God." - Charles Pinot Duclos

"The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure." - Fritz Kreisler

"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom." - John Barrymore

"Come, come, said Tom's father, at your time of life, There's no longer excuse for thus playing the rake- It is time you should think, boy, of taking a wife. Why, so it is father-whose wife shall I take?" - Thomas Moore

"I realize now what a great job my wife Michelle did, not only in raising our children, Melissa, Amy, Dustin, and Jenna, but in taking care of me." - Robin Yount

"Wife: a former sweetheart." - H L Mencken

"By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by shewing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time." - Samuel Johnson

"I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife." - Felicity Huffman

"By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time." - Samuel Johnson

"The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"Sixty years is cause enough to sing In celebration of a gentle life! To the mother and the wife, Taking pleasure in what love might bring, Yearning for what's worth the treasuring." - Nick Gordon

"I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese." - Rowan Atkinson

"[Elsa Dorfman]was well known. Certainly in the Boston area, she's well known as a portrait photographer. My wife always wanted to meet her and then there was some benefit where she was taking pictures." - Errol Morris

"I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home." - Said Sayrafiezadeh

"I met my wife when we were both 19 or 20, at a music school where she was taking voice and piano lessons and I was doing classes in music theory and composition." - Rohinton Mistry

"If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very different than you would upon taking your wife or husband to an anesthesiologist with the same words." - Raymond Moody

"It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was taking it. "Okay. I love you. Bye." Tohrment flipped the phone closed and put it in his pocket. When he focused on John again, he clearly respected his wife enough not to roll his eyes and make some macho, shithead comment about pesky women." - J.R. Ward

"A good wife maketh a good husband." - John Heywood

"A good husband makes a good wife." - John Florio

"A happy wife is a happy life." - Gavin Rossdale

"Being first lady is not just about being the wife but really taking command and having true vision." - Tyra Banks

"My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs." - Mitt Romney

"She sounds like a screeching ex-wife." - Rush Limbaugh

"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." - Euripides

"He that takes a wife, takes care" - Benjamin Franklin

"Props is a true thug's wife." - Nas

"I should now find myself a wife!" - Varun Dhawan

"Helpmate, n. A wife, or bitter half." - Ambrose Bierce

"Lord of yourself, uncumbered with a wife." - John Dryden

"I am a wife-made man" - Danny Kaye

"My wife watches me like a hawk." - Carl Icahn

"I am a wife-made man." - Danny Kaye

"I just want to be a wife." - Tessanne Chin

"My first wife was a theater person." - Ahmet Ertegun

"I'm a traditional wife in every sense." - Monica

"My wife is a very strong woman." - James Nesbitt

"My wife has a whim of iron" - Oliver Herford

"My wife attends a Presbyterian church." - Pat Robertson

"I guess I've got a smart wife." - Yogi Berra

"I'm not just a cuckolded wife." - Elizabeth Edwards

"I'm a traditional wife in every sense." - Monica Denise Brown

"Me? I see an old, broke-ass black guy taking care of a bunch of kids, living life, taking them to school, and all that stuff, who's asking himself: What the hell is this? But I wouldn't give it up for the world because I love my wife. I never expected to have a life like this. No chaos... no confusion... no lawsuits... no violence... no going to jail..." - Mike Tyson

"It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all." - Cormac Mccarthy

"Thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife!" - William Shakespeare

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov

"My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is." - Michael Lewis

"Many, including the Canadian and U.S. governments, try to provide family support while also maintaining a hard line about further fuelling terrorism and hostage-taking through ransom payments ... Still, try telling that to a mother, or a father, or a husband or wife caught in the powerless agony of standing by." - Amanda Lindhout

"I learned to be a hot-air balloon pilot to take tourists over the Masai Mara Reserve in order to earn some money and finance the work I was doing with my wife, Anne. We were studying the life of a family of lions for more than two years. Taking pictures was a way to capture information we could not put in words." - Yann Arthus-Bertrand

"Both in the lower and the middle classes the wiseacres urge young men 'to think it over' before taking the decisive step. Thus they foster the delusion that the choice of a wife or husband may be governed by a certain number of accurately weighable pros and cons. This is a crude delusion on the part of common sense." - Denis de Rougemont

"My brother's friend worked at a TV station, so we went in; the producer of a show asked if I wouldn't mind taking some photos for his wife, who was a talent agent. Next thing I know, I'm enroute to the agency." - Godfrey Gao

"But even with a character like Cary who is relatively outlandish, at the end of the movie he's in a place where I wouldn't have expected him to be - taking on the responsibility of a woman who is pregnant and who used to be his best friend's wife." - Neil Labute

"I learned to be a hot-air balloon pilot to take tourists over the Masai Mara Reserve in order to earn some money and finance the work I was doing with my wife, Anne. We were studying the life of a family of lions for more than two years. Taking pictures was a way to capture information we could not put in words." - Yann Arthusbertrand

"I said to my wife just the other day, I was actually taking some time to consider all the blessings in my life and that things are really good. I said, you would have to be a real churl to complain about the life I'm living right now. Everything's going great. I'm having a good time." - Tracy Letts

"There's nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I've got the hankering for it, I tell my wife that I'm taking care of dinner. I have three different types of barbecues - a coal, gas and smoker - so I can experiment a lot." - Guy Fieri

"I think my family needs me more than anybody else, and tennis doesn't need me anymore. I respect my wife a lot for taking all that in. She said, 'I didn't marry a tennis player; you'd retired.' Now it's time to do something else." - Thomas Muster

"For people who dont know me, I practiced medicine in Casper, Wyoming for 25 years as an orthopedic surgeon, taking care of families in Wyoming. Ive been chief of staff of the largest hospital in our state. My wife is a breast cancer survivor." - John Barrasso

"As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you could have some of your dignity if you didn't have to beg him for financial support." - Ayaan Hirsi Ali

"The wisest man I ever knew in my whole life could not read or write. At four o'clock in the morning, when the promise of a new day still lingered over French lands, he got up from his pallet and left for the fields, taking to pasture the half-dozen pigs whose fertility nourished him and his wife..." - Jose Saramago

"For people who don't know me, I practiced medicine in Casper, Wyoming for 25 years as an orthopedic surgeon, taking care of families in Wyoming. I've been chief of staff of the largest hospital in our state. My wife is a breast cancer survivor." - John Barrasso

"When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care of the family and all of us, it wasn't that big a deal. It was fun. Hey, we're going to Moscow. We're going to Italy. We're going to Toronto. We're going to New York." - Joe Mantegna

"Nobody ever lost money taking a profit" - Bernard Baruch

"Sometimes taking time is actually a shortcut." - Haruki Murakami

"Genius is a capacity for taking trouble." - Leslie Stephen

"Abortion is the taking of a life." - Mary Calderone

"Being a star requires risk-taking shoes." - Sarah Dessen

"Taking a walk isn't really taking a walk, taking a shower isn't really taking a shower, living isn't living, and dying isn't dying. It only appears to be." - Frederick Lenz

"Fortunately, taking a picture leaves no mark." - Edward S. Curtis

"You can't run a without taking risks." - Pablo Picasso

"Nobody ever lost money taking a profit." - Bernard Baruch

"Taking photos is a form of collecting." - Martin Parr

"I'm taking a vow not to advise." - Barbara Bush

"When you shoot a movie, the camera is always taking, taking, taking and not giving anything back." - Rodrigo Santoro

"A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you how much you'll save. It'll be tremendous. Said my wife: I'm sure you're right, but we're already saving a fortune with our new car by not taking the bus. We're saving a fortune with our new washing machine by not sending out the laundry. We're saving a fortune with our new dishwasher by giving up the maid. The plain truth is that right now we just can't afford to save any more!" - Joey Bishop

"This is a way to kill a wife with kindness." - William Shakespeare

"A light wife doth make a heavy husband." - William Shakespeare

"A man's best friend is a good wife." - Thomas A Edison

"Chuse a horse made, and a wife to make." - George Herbert

"A good husband makes a good wife at any time." - George Farquhar

"Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife." - Rudyard Kipling

"A man's best friend is a good wife." - Thomas A Edison

"A miss for pleasure, and a wife for breed." - John Gay

"Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing." - Bible

"A good wife and health is a mans best wealth." - Proverbs

"I've got a great wife, a great life." - Pete Sampras

"A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible." - Richard Wagner

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

"When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on." - Kristoffer Polaha

"A fishmonger's wife may feed of a conger; but a serving-man's wife may starve for hunger." - Anonymous

"There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife." - Leo Tolstoy

"Why is Scottie Pippen taking a charge? Taking a charge is for people with no game!" - Bill Walton

"As a painter, taking photos is a form of shorthand - note-taking." - Wanda Koop

"He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife." - George Herbert

"Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse." - George Herbert

"I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me" - Emraan Hashmi

"It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery." - Elizabeth Proctor

"A virtuous wife commands her husband by obeying him." - Publilius Syrus

"... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity." - Francis Bacon

"A man's tie should never be louder than his wife." - John Hughes

"I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word." - Greta Garbo

"I wont let a wife lead me to the altar." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"Always see a fellows weak point in his wife." - James Joyce

"Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is." - Jimmy Durante

"I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife" - Ray Rice

"Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself." - Honore De Balzac

"Women love to hear a man defending their wife." - Geraldine Ferraro

"I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is." - Anonymous

"Never strike your wife - even with a flower." - Proverbs

"The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat." - Oliver Sacks

"Always see a fellow's weak point in his wife." - James Joyce

"My wife has a black belt in shopping." - Henny Youngman

"My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children." - Bill Cosby

"This is the way to kill a wife with kindness." - William Shakespeare

"A wife is the earth itself, changing hands, bearing scars." - Barbara Kingsolver

"I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife." - Nick Cannon

"My former wife is a truly wonderful person." - Burt Lancaster

"My wife and I come from a Christian worldview." - James Lankford

"I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother." - Mary Maclane

"The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife." - David Ogilvy

"Sometimes, a wife must do what her husband cannot." - Robert Jordan

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." - Milton Berle

"I'm on a search for my future ex-wife." - Richie Sambora

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." - Queen Victoria

"In some ways, what I need is a wife." - Anne Beatts

"My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person." - Jamie Dornan

"My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog" - Will Ferrell

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife." - P. J. O'Rourke

"If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife." - Jules Michelet

"I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell." - Robert M Pirsig

"Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce." - Russell Simmons

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." - Woody Allen

"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye." - Thomas Fuller

"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife." - Thomas Fuller

"I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady." - Jackie Kennedy

"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best." - Kin Hubbard

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife." - P J Orourke

"My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea." - Henny Youngman

"A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all." - Euripides

"It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway." - Norman Mailer

"When I'm on stage, I feel like a performer for sure. I know people are looking at me and taking pictures. That part's wonderful. But, I live the most boring life away from what you see me on camera doing. The other 300 days out of the year I'm just the most normal person in the universe. I'm a wife. I'm a mother to my doggies. I'm a maid - I clean the house." - Carrie Underwood

"i love playing and chatting with children...feeding and putting them to bed with a little story, and being away from the family has troubled me throughout i like relaxing at the house, reading quietly, taking in the sweet smell that comes from the pots, sitting around a table with the family and taking out my wife and children. when you can no longer enjoy these simple pleasures something valuable is taken away from your life and you feel it in your daily work." - Nelson Mandela

"Campaign manager Eli Gold played by Alan Cumming on "The Good Wife" describing an old maxim in politics, don`t commit to a decision before you have to.And that rule appears to have worked brilliantly for Democratic candidate front-runner Hillary Clinton, who has avoided taking a position on the president`s trade agenda and has remained out of the ugly public. spat with the progressive wing of her party. She has also not taken a position on the Iranian - on the talks." - Chris Matthews

"I told my wife that since we have a little one on the way, maybe when he gets old enough, instead of just taking a vacation to the beach or Disney World or something like that, we go and do something that actually has an impact on other people. That would be neat for him to experience and for us to do as a family." - Phil Humber

"I'm taking one for the team, Like Martin Luther King, taking one for a dream" - Method Man

"Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team." - Patricia Briggs

"Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing, I think." - Nancy E. Turner



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