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Smart Dogs Quotes


"Experts are just trained dogs." - Albert Einstein

"Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much." - Hiromu Arakawa

"That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife." - Moby

"I say if you're worried, vote smart. Vote smart." - Whoopi Goldberg

"I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people." - Idina Menzel

"If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart." - Chris Rock

"Who let the dogs out? Who, who." - Mitt Romney

"Dogs are a habit, I think." - Elizabeth Bowen

"Beware of silent dogs and still waters." - Proverbs

"Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint." - Susan Orlean

"It's not that I'm so smart," - Albert Einstein

" smart, don't be a retard." - Eminem

"Cynicism is carnality that thinks its smart." - Beth Moore

"Taking smart risks can be very gratifying." - Reed Hastings

"You know, I'm, like, a smart person." - Donald Trump

"I want to make smart television." - Michael Ironside

"I'd always rather be lucky than smart." - Donald Luskin

"No one knows that I'm smart." - Nicole Polizzi

"I guess I've got a smart wife." - Yogi Berra

"Treat 'em like dogs, and you'll have dogs' works and dogs' actions. Treat 'em like men, and you'll have men's works." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"Love's Pestilence, and her slow dogs of war." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning." - Dave Barry

"The paparazzi are nothing but dogs of war." - Catherine Deneuve

"The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on." - Proverbs

"The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs." - Proverbs

"Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas." - Proverbs

"3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs." - Dave Eggers

"Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart." - Don Winslow

"Smart stupid. Stupid smart." - Michael Grant

"Cynicism makes you feel smart, I know it, even when you aren't smart." - Richard Ford

"Maybe he's not college-smart, but he's smart in a way they can't teach." - Lisa Kleypas

"The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Otherwise you have to repeat a lot when you're filming. And I've seen the film and it's in a border town in Mexico close to the border with the United States, so of course you have a lot of traffic and noise and dogs barking right nearby, and for that you have to repeat a lot and Robert Rodriguez didn't do that. Smart, smart, smart, you better have smarts also." - Werner Herzog

"Full of thrills and tension - but smart and human too." - Lee Child

"He who takes people for smart pays an expensive lesson." - Franz Grillparzer

"None of us is as smart as all of us." - Ken Blanchard

"He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!" - Roddy Piper

"What if she figures out you're not very smart?" - Billy Joel

"I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty." - Muhammad Ali

"Play fast, play smart, play aggressive, bring energy!" - Bob Sanders

"Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them." - William Greenough Thayer Shedd

"Hillary Clinton is very strong and very smart." - Donald Trump

"I have surrounded myself with very smart people." - Dolly Parton

"Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented." - Stephen Baldwin

"Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through." - Terry Pratchett

"What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car" - Simone Elkeles

"Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart." - Alan Alda

"They say somebody's 'street smart.' I feel like, if I got intelligence, it's just a country smart." - Dolly Parton

"Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness." - Thomas McGuane

"I like dogs. Dogs don't judge people." - Peter James

"Heaven and earth are not humane They regard all things as straw dogs. The sage is not humane, He regards all people as straw dogs." - Lao Tzu

"It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs." - Eric Hoffer

"Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent." - Jean Paul

"Dogs don't make mistakes." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"The more i get to know people, the more i like dogs." - Heinrich Heine

"They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?" - Jay Leno

"Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs." - William J Clinton

"Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame." - Cynthia Heimel

"God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature." - Mechthild of Magdeburg

"My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it" - Will Estes

"The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me." - William Shakespeare

"Dogs smoke in France." - Ozzy Osbourne

"Dogs eat. Cats dine." - Ann Taylor

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. And grievously hath Caesar answered it." - William Shakespeare

"Cowardly dogs bark loudest." - John Webster

"Two dogs strive for a bone and the third one runs off with it." - Proverbs

"Let sleeping dogs lie." - Robert Walpole

"I love dogs." - David Schwimmer

"I love my dogs." - Serena Williams

"My feet are dogs." - Rudolf Nureyev

"I love dogs." - Josh Hutcherson

"My grandpa notes the world's worn cogs And says we're going to the dogs. His grandpa in his house of logs Said things were going to the dogs. His grandpa in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs. His grandpa in his hairy togs Said things were going to the dogs. But this is what I wish to state. The dogs have had an awful wait." - Anonymous

"If you were smart in 1807 you moved to London, if you were smart in 1907 you moved to New York City, and if you are smart in 2007 you move to Asia." - Jim Rogers

"I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog." - Hilary Swank

"There's a reason cats were near deity in ancient Egypt. Dogs may be loyal, but cats are smart. This one must recognize our bond. You can take the cat ouf of Egypt, but you can't take Egypt out of the cat. Wow, I should have that embroidered on a pillow or something." - Kiersten White

"You dogs are smart enough to know that worry is something you do with a bone, and let it got at that. Even Pavlov couldn't do any more than prove that your brain is in your gut-something that you knew all along." - Frank Loesser

"In our culture, we have smart people and then we have the hot people. And the hot people have all the sex, and the smart people don't." - Mark Haskell Smith

"It does' make sense to hire smart people and tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do." - Steve Jobs

"I just take credit for being smart enough to find a guy as smart as Benett [Miller] to tell the story [of Moneyball]." - Brad Pitt

"My background really comes from geekdom and the idea of building a smart machine. If we're going to build a smart machine, let's have it read good books." - Brewster Kahle

"I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy." - Gina Gershon

"I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses: elegant and clever." - Andrea Bocelli

"Because we are communal creatures, if you're with people who think you're smart, you're smart, and if they think you're dumb, you're dumb." - Gloria Steinem

"Men are strong, women are smart, but no matter how smart, their bellies are always there to betray women and that's their downfall." - Simone Schwarzbart

"It doesn't make sense to hire smart people and tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do." - Steve Jobs

"Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day." - James Patterson

"Weak dogs become bones for other, stronger dogs." - Tad Williams

"I've grown up with dogs and love dogs." - Stephanie Zimbalist

"You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way." - Jennifer Freeman

"Greed can overtake smart." - Bill Maher

"There are always more smart people outside your company than within it." - Bill Joy

"Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun." - Jill Shalvis

"Practice works because practice gives us a chance to relax enough to make smart choices." - Seth Godin

"One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies... Be smart choosing your friends." - Ziad K. Abdelnour

"Stupid people do stupid things, but people who are smart enough can do something really stupid." - Robert Charles Wilson

"Who, for the poor renown of being smart, Would leave a sting within a brother's heart?" - Edward Young

"Mishaps are mastered by advice discreet, and counsel mitigates the greatest smart." - Edmund Spenser

"I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents." - Woody Allen

"A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart." - Terry Carr

"If you're smart, you'll think twice, when they start to sound off with advice." - Elvis Presley

"No matter what you choose, build stuff and be around smart people." - Sam Altman

"Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care." - Ellen Hopkins

"My hatred notwithstanding, I had to admit Dimitri Beli-whatever was pretty smart" - Richelle Mead

"The great challenge is how to make smart, intelligent art that can speak to everybody." - Vik Muniz

"I love playing a smart, ambitious, talented woman. Who doesn't? That's really fun for me." - Katherine Heigl

"I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm." - Eyedea

"Topher Grace is a really smart guy, and he really thinks about [acting]." - Diane Keaton

"That's really what I want in a leader; I want somebody who's really, really smart." - Anna Quindlen

"Jeb Bush is very good on immigration, he's very good on education. He's a smart guy." - Michael Bloomberg

"I have great people working for me now. I surround myself with smart people." - Kevin O'Leary

"You make deals in business and in government if you're smart." - Joe Arpaio

"Often, in the real world, it's not the smart that get ahead but the bold." - Robert Kiyosaki

"I was not too smart and constantly mouthed off and didn't know anything." - Gil Kane

"I love smart comedy." - Jason Alexander

"People have started to see that 'smart on crime' rather than 'tough on crime' makes sense." - Greg Boyle

"Reese Witherspoon. She's sophisticated enough that you just like her. You like her and she's smart." - Don Bluth

"I find my readers to be very smart, and there is no reason to write dumb." - Amy Bloom

"When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am." - Captain Beefheart

"Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real." - Gloria Steinem

"Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women." - Natalie Portman

"'Getting smart on crime' does not mean reducing sentences or punishments for crimes." - Kamala Harris

"How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart?" - Lou Holtz

"Women I know are smart, educated, intelligent, capable of doing anything that anybody else can do." - Mike Huckabee

"Yeah, I'm very smart." - Sylvia Browne

"Everybody can be smart." - Jose Mourinho

"You know I don't care if the world thinks I'm smart or not." - Joan Jett

"I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!" - Beth Ditto

"Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads." - Harry S Truman

"Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone." - Lenny Bruce

"Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em." - Phil Robertson

"Dogs wait for us faithfully." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Great men have great dogs." - Otto Von Bismarck

"Dogs are us, only innocent." - Cynthia Heimel

"Dogs never lie about love." - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

"Great men always have dogs." - Ouida

"Dogs are miracles with paws." - Sark

"Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding." - Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

"I love pets, especially dogs." - Jurgen Klopp

"My favorite animals are dogs." - Jane Goodall

"Dogs are nicer than people." - Andy Rooney

"Dogs are miracles with paws." - Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

"A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs." - Robert E Howard

"Dogs live longer than rappers." - Nas

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs." - Christopher Hampton

"Dogs are my favorite people." - Richard Dean Anderson

"I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers." - Denise Richards

"Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal." - Wanda Sykes

"I have seven rescue dogs." - Miranda Lambert



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