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Sleeping Bag Quotes

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"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef." - Mitch Hedberg

"A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human." - Mitch Hedberg

"When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag." - Mike Birbiglia

"I believe in sleeping." - Bruce Lee

"Without the sleeping bag I'm just somebody up early in the morning, sitting under a tree. With the sleeping bag I'm nobody up early, sitting under a tree: a slight, but important difference in how I'll be perceived." - Craig Stone

"Without the sleeping bag I'm just somebody up early in the morning, sitting under a tree. With the sleeping bag I'm nobody up early, sitting under a tree: a slight, but important difference in how I"ll be perceived." - Craig Stone

"Without the sleeping bag I'm just somebody up early in the morning, sitting under a tree. With the sleeping bag I'm nobody up early, sitting under a tree: a slight, but important difference in how I'll be perceived." - Craig Stone

"Things look different from the seat of a bike carrying a sleeping bag with a cold beer tucked inside." - Jim Malusa

"My specialty is sleeping and my hobby is also sleeping." - Jessica Jung

"TV is my sleeping pill." - David Janssen

"I have no trouble sleeping." - Dalai Lama

"Let your memory be your travel bag." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Everton are literally a bag of Revells." - Paul Merson

"I mean I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag. But when you grit your teeth and stick it out until dawn!" - Suzanne Collins

"Do you have a sleeping bag?" I stared at him. "No. I lost it in the great salt-dip of "06." - Kim Harrison

"Do you have a sleeping bag?" I stared at him. "No. I lost it in the great salt-dip of '06." - Kim Harrison

"-but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's." - Charles Stross

"An It bag is an It bag, only if you're unlikely to possess it." - Plum Sykes

"Anticipation is a bad sleeping draught." - Letitia Elizabeth Landon

"A sleeping bear had been awoken." - John Boozman

"Your brain is like a sleeping giant." - Tony Buzan

"I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed." - Ben Stein

"I had a 15th club in my bag." - Ben Crenshaw

"Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'." - Dave Barry

"I'm an old bag - I like old thing." - Manolo Blahnik

"Catching flies is better training than hitting the speed bag" - Muhammad Ali

"No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag." - Donita K. Paul

"It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright." - Benjamin Franklin

"You know I ain't got no brand new bag." - Junior Wells

"I'm not going to be anybody's punching bag." - Tim Kaine

"In actual life I am a grumpy old bag." - Dawn French

"Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag." - Michel De Montaigne

"Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired." - John Green

"Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean, I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag." - Suzanne Collins

"I have a picture of the Pont Neuf on a wall in my apartment, but i know that Paris is really on the closet shelf, in the box next to the sleeping bag, with the rest of my diaries." - Thomas Mallon

"I don't do camps. Camps are for kids. I don't sleep in tents or roast marshmallows. I certainly don't tell ghost stories or own a sleeping bag. But I do work hard every single day." - Chael Sonnen

"I zipped myself all the way into the sleeping bag of myself, not because I was hurt, and not because I had broken something, but because they were cracking up." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating." - Ben Affleck

"There," she said softly. "Now he could be sleeping." - J K Rowling

"The American dream only makes sense if you're sleeping." - Lowkey

"Sleeping is not something I do a lot of," - Kelly Ripa

"Never make a big decision without sleeping on it." - Martha Stewart

"Let sleeping dogs lie - who wants to rouse 'em?" - David Copperfield

"It is not good to wake a sleeping lion." - Philip Sidney

"And this was the price you paid for sleeping together." - Ernest Hemingway

"Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?" - Tom Waits

"While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls." - Anonymous

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"Sleeping with forgiveness in your heart for me." - Elvis Costello

"When I'm sleeping I do a lot of living." - David Johansen

"Whether it's a canvas tote or Givenchy, a day bag you love is essential. It doesn't have to be a fashion It bag of the season, either." - Brad Goreski

"My mom was one of the original designers for Coach in the eighties, and she designed some classics, including the City Bag. It's the only bag I use!" - Jane Levy

"Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle Monty's reptiles?" Klaus asked. It is also confusing to realize you have been sleeping on stairs, rather than in a bed or sleeping bag. "Dixnik?" Sunny asked. It is always confusing why anyone would choose to wear a plaid shirt." - Daniel Handler

"When I'm not drinkin' baby, you are on my mind. When I'm not sleeping baby, when I'm not sleeping mama, when I'm not sleeping, you know you'll find me crying." - Jackson C. Frank

"On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag." - Bob Hope

"His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons." - Robin Williams

"What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant." - Dave Chappelle

"A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into." - George Orwell

"Kiss is like a smell in a paper bag, they just never go away" - Dee Snider

"Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag?" - Ray Davies

"Covetousnesse breaks the bag." - George Herbert

"Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him." - Jerry Lawler

"CSNY is a little like putting seven pounds of stuff in a three pound bag." - David Crosby

"I still don't want to be put in the feminist bag. I'm a humanist." - Patti Smith

"You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to play a bag lady." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"Rather than munching on a bag of potato chips, stick to fresh fruit and veggies." - Mehmet Oz

"I was carrying Jackie Stewart's bag! Formula One was pretty much the same back then." - Martin Sorrell

"My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car." - Larry Hagman

"A colorful Chanel bag is a way to mix up anything." - Ashley Madekwe

"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness." - Ted Nugent

"When I get a brand new bag, I wear it for months and months." - Rebecca Gayheart

"Never have a club in your bag that you're afraid to hit." - Tom Kite

"If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it." - Judith Leiber

"Think about what happens on Earth when you throw up. You throw up and you have a bag of something horrible and then you throw it away, but if I have this bag, what am I going to do with it? This bag is going to stay with me in space for months, so we want a really good barf bag." - Chris Hadfield

"Music always hits me when I'm driving so I keep a recorder in my bag." - Angie Stone

"My mom is the recycling Nazi, and I always bring a bag to the grocery store." - Jane Levy

"As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean, who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?" - Ellen Page

"The fact is safe co-sleeping is not difficult. The notion of babies being smothered is simply not true. And the benefits of sleeping together are profound." - Mayim Bialik

"The American woman's concept of marriage is a clearly etched picture of something uninflated on the floor. A sleeping-bag withoutair, a beanbag without beans, a padded bra without pads. To work on it, you start pumping-what the magazines call "breathing life into your marriage." Do enough of this and the marriage becomes a kind of Banquo's ghost, a quasi-living entity." - Florence King

"You think he's still alive?" Royce asked, nodding his head toward Alric. "Sure," Hadrian replied without bothering to look. "He's probably sleeping. Why do you ask?" "I was just pondering something. Do you think a person could smother in a wet potato bag?" Hadrian lifted his head and looked over at the motionless prince. "I really hadn't thought about it until now." - Michael J. Sullivan

"Better to stay alive," I said. "At least while there's a chance to get free." I thought of the sleeping pills in my bag and wondered just how great a hypocrite I was. It was so easy to advise other people to live with their pain." - Octavia Butler

"You think he's still alive?" Royce asked, nodding his head toward Alric. "Sure," Hadrian replied without bothering to look. "He's probably sleeping. Why do you ask?" "I was just pondering something. Do you think a person could smother in a wet potato bag?" Hadrian lifted his head and looked over at the motionless prince. "I really had' thought about it until now." - Michael J. Sullivan

"I pull the sleeping bag up to his chin and kiss his forehead, not for the audience, but for me. Because I'm so grateful that he's here, not dead by the stream as I'd thought. So glad I don't have to face Cato alone." - Suzanne Collins

"In the United States economic system you can lose big or you can win big. If you lose you wind up wearing a Hefty bag and sleeping in a doorway. If you win you can have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones when you're seventy-five." - Richard Jeni

"I had done a fair bit of traveling during the holidays in my school days with my guitar and discovered that I could live on it. Admittedly, I traveled with a sleeping bag but I could always find somewhere to lay my head." - Jeremy Irons

"I remember thinking that a girdle was barbaric, and that never in a million years would I treat myself like a sleeping bag being shoved into a stuff sack. Never! Instead, I would run marathons and work out and be in perfect shape and reject the tyranny of the girdle forever." - Susan Orlean

"If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink." - Bill Bryson

"I was very influenced by The Magic Mountain. It's a book that had a huge impact on me. I loved that as a shape for a novel: put a bunch of people in a beautiful place, give them all tuberculosis, make them all stay in a fur sleeping bag for several years and see what happens." - Ann Patchett

"Training is what you are doing while your opponent is sleeping in." - Brian Owen

"Sweet the young muse with love intense, Which smiles o'er sleeping innocence." - Christopher Smart

"Is there any sleeping person you can be entirely sure you have not misjudged?" - Eudora Welty

"When a man appreciates only eating and sleeping, what excellence has he over the reptiles?" - Saadi

"Could a dream kill a man? Could it strangle him where he sat sleeping?" - Jedediah Berry

"I did the first backwards guitar solo on 'I'm Only Sleeping'" - Dhani Harrison

"A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience." - Eddie Cantor

"We're sleeping and there's a bunch of creepy old dudes molesting us." - James Dye

"I am my brother's keeper, and he's sleeping pretty rough these days." - Archbishop Derek Worlock

"We thought her dying while she slept, and sleeping when she died." - Thomas Hood

"Please do' spoil my day; I'm miles away and, after all, I'm only sleeping." - John Lennon

"Sweet the young muse with love intense, Which smiles o'er sleeping innocence." - Christopher Smart

"Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough." - Benjamin Franklin

"People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns." - Dan Quayle

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion." - Washington Irving

"Sleeping or waking, we hear not the airy footsteps of the strange things that almost happen." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Sleeping alone seemed unnatural to me, and pitiful, something done in hospitals or when you're contagious." - Barbara Kingsolver

"I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!" - Barbara Walters

"Believe it or not, but even when I'm sleeping, I'm dreaming about meeting fans" - Liam James

"See, the night doth enfold us! See, all the world lies sleeping!" - Giacomo Puccini

"The law in its majesty prohibits rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges." - Anatole France

"I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping." - Vince Mcmahon

"You can't become a billionaire stepping over children sleeping on the street." - Bernie Sanders

"Sleeping late in the morning is the origin of poverty and short life." - Namboku Mizuno

"The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child." - Joe Houldsworth

"Sleeping on a plank has one advantage - it encourages early rising." - Alexandre Dumas

"When Sleeping Beauty wakes up, she is almost fifty years old" - Maxine Kumin

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama

"I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming." - Colin Powell

"Free verse'? You may as well call sleeping in a ditch 'free architecture'." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." - Chelsea Handler

"Lay your sleeping head, my love, Human on my faithless arm;" - W H Auden

"Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know." - Cassandra Clare

"I have never had problems sleeping the night before a race." - Bobby Rahal

"If I'm not working, I'm either sleeping or preparing for the next day of work." - Monica Raymund

"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur

"Let sleeping dogs lie." - Robert Walpole

"Sleeping is very underrated." - Suzy Becker

"I get a lot done considering I spend half my day sleeping." - Robert Rodriguez

"Sleeping is the most difficult part of what I do, relaxing afterwards. Letting things go." - Madonna Ciccone

"People have offered me opportunities in exchange for sleeping with them. But it's not 1952 anymore." - Lana Del Rey

"The prince is never going to come. Everyone knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead." - Anne Rice

"If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag."" - Jack Handey

"I love Tumi because of the lifetime guarantee. And their luggage is just so solid. Looks good. Versatile. My carry-on bag is Tumi. My hanging bag is Tumi. My big suitcase is Tumi. All black. Love it." - Mark Teixeira

"I have a few customers who have two or three hundred bags. When you see a lady carrying a little dog bag or a little cat bag or an egg, it makes you happy." - Judith Leiber

"I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer." - Laura Linney

"The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag." - Byron Nelson

"I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind." - Andrew Dickson White

"Just call me 'Shoppin Bag Drizzy'. And call me 'Mr Damn, He Aint Coppin That Is He?'" - Drake

"I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine." - John Daly

"German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747." - Willie Rushton

"I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not." - Tammara Webber

"Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag." - Adlai Stevenson

"A Christian is like a tea bag - he's not worth much until he's been through some hot water." - Anonymous

"It would be a sad situation if the bag was better than the meat wrapped in it." - Albert Einstein

"Nudity is a deep worry if you have a body like a bin bag full of yoghurt, which I have." - Stephen Fry

"I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag." - Ralph E. Reed, Jr.

"I write down inspirational things on cards that I keep in my bag and look at during the round." - Yani Tseng

"Technology has been defined, perhaps a little ungenerously, as a long Greek name for a bag of tools." - Vincent Massey

"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know her strength until she is in hot water." - Nancy Reagan

"The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15." - Desi Arnaz

"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making." - Fred Allen



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