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Selfish Wife Quotes


"Astronomy to the selfish becomes astrology." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The good Watson had at that time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action I can recall in our association. I was alone." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!" - Henry Cho

"I'm selfish." - Kendrick Lamar

"I am the Pharaoh's wife." - Gina Barberi

"There is no mean work save that which is sordidly selfish; there is no irreligious work save that which is morally wrong; while in every sphere of wife the post of honor is the post of duty." - Edwin Hubbell Chapin

"My wife, the star I steer by." - David Mccullough

"An obedient wife commands her husband." - Benjamin Disraeli

"I have to look to my wife." - Randy Travis

"[My wife] has some investments and stuff." - Nat Hentoff

"Helpmate, n. A wife, or bitter half." - Ambrose Bierce

"My wife does wish I dressed better." - Sean Hannity

"One man's folly is another man's wife." - Helen Rowland

"I guess I've got a smart wife." - Yogi Berra

"I am mad about my wife." - David Bailey

"I'm not just a cuckolded wife." - Elizabeth Edwards

"My wife is already in Heaven." - Billy Graham

"Selfish interest is one of the most common obstructions to the advance of truth." - William Jennings Bryan


"I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife." - Mikhail Grabovski

"The predictable thing about 'The Good Wife' is how unpredictable 'The Good Wife' is." - Archie Panjabi

"The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.'" - Marcia Gay Harden

"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?" - Luis Guzman

"When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on." - Kristoffer Polaha

"Childlessness doesn't make people selfish; selfishness makes people selfish." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"I'm not selfish at all." - Judy Gold

"Men tend to be selfish." - Caprice Bourret

"Our true passions are selfish." - Stendhal

"I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife" - Hannibal Lecter" - Thomas Harris

"I wont let a wife lead me to the altar." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up." - Grover Cleveland

"I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out." - Emo Philips

"Women love to hear a man defending their wife." - Geraldine Ferraro

"My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea." - Milton Berle

"This is the way to kill a wife with kindness." - William Shakespeare

"My toughest fight was with my first wife." - Muhammad Ali

"My wife and I love each other very much." - Stephen Hawking

"I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife." - Nick Cannon

"My former wife is a truly wonderful person." - Burt Lancaster

"My wife and I come from a Christian worldview." - James Lankford

"My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead." - Brian Clough

"I'm on a search for my future ex-wife." - Richie Sambora

"I've got a great wife, a great life." - Pete Sampras

"I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife." - Alice Cooper

"I think I'm more demanding than any wife." - Jean Dujardin

"My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person." - Jamie Dornan

"You can ask my wife about my stamina," - Steve Smith, Sr.

"My wife needs her freedom just like me." - Clive Owen

"I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife." - Jose Andres Puerta

"Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce." - Russell Simmons

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." - Woody Allen

"My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me." - Willie Aames

"Tell your wife often how terrific she looks." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye." - Thomas Fuller

"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife." - Thomas Fuller

"My wife has about everything I can think of." - Billy Graham

"If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!" - Winston Churchill

"Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband." - Paul the Apostle

"A fishmonger's wife may feed of a conger; but a serving-man's wife may starve for hunger." - Anonymous

"There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife." - Leo Tolstoy

"I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion." - Julius Caesar

"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife." - Cedric Hardwicke

"You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife?" - Ian Mcshane

"I can't say the connection is one I've made consciously, but quitting drinking allowed me to be less selfish. My wife would definitely say that one of the major benefits of me quitting drinking is that I have more time and focus for other people." - Andy Daly

"True love is not the helpless desire to possess the cherished object of one's fervent affection; true love is the disciplined generosity we require of ourselves for the sake of another when we would rather be selfish; that, at least, is how I have taught myself to love my wife." - Stephen L. Carter

"I am less selfish. But I am more insistent on being part of the creative experience. I find I am a better mother, lover and wife when I am writing. When my daughter was small I wasn't writing as much and I didn't miss it." - Helen Slater

"I was given such a great gift. It's a miracle that never stops amazing me and reminding me to give thanks, every day. Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose. I was much more selfish before, but now I think about what kind of role model I'll be. I just want to be a better man." - Jake Owen

"Is not sorrow, all sorrow, selfish?" - Abby May Alcott

"Self care isn't selfish. It's self esteem." - Ashley Judd

"I am selfish. I am brave." - Veronica Roth

"Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!" - Stephenie Meyer

"Patriotism is the opposite of selfish individualism." - David Ehrenfeld

"All men are selfish, but the vain man is in love with himself. He admires, like the lover his adored one, everything which to others is indifferent." - Berthold Auerbach

"Love makes money-grabbing seem contemptible; love makes class prejudice impossible; love makes selfish ambition a thing to be despised; love converts enemies into friends." - William Jennings Bryan

"The marketplace obliges men, whether they will or not, in pursuing their own selfish interests, to connect the general good with their own individual success." - Edmund Burke

"nothing may be more selfish than remorse ..." - Margaret Deland

"There's nothing about me that's selfish." - Tracy Mcgrady

"An artist must be ruthlessly selfish." - W Eugene Smith

"A selfish man is a thief." - Jose Marti

"I am a very selfish person." - Lara Flynn Boyle

"Be incredibly, ruthlessly selfish with your equity." - Douglas Leone

"A lot of comedians are selfish." - J B Smoove

"We are all selfish, scared and stupid." - Kieran Flanagan

"With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone." - Buddha

"The ability to secure an independent livelihood and honorable employ suited to her education and capacities is the only true foundation of the social elevation of woman, even in the very highest classes of society. While she continues to be educated only to be somebody's wife, and is left without any aim in life till that somebody either in love, or in pity, or in selfish regard at last grants her the opportunity, she can never be truly independent." - Catharine Beecher

"It is indolence... Indolence and love of ease; a want of all laudable ambition, of taste for good company, or of inclination to take the trouble of being agreeable, which make men clergymen. A clergyman has nothing to do but be slovenly and selfish; read the newspaper, watch the weather, and quarrel with his wife. His curate does all the work and the business of his own life is to dine." - Jane Austen

"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life." - Woody Allen

"When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought"." - Robert Menzies

"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life." - Jim Samuels

"After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well." - Amy Yasbeck

"If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it." - Barbara Bush

"Sometimes the coaches tell me to be selfish, but my game won't let me be selfish." - Lebron James

"Unhappiness is selfish, grief is selfish. For whom are the tears?" - Jeanette Winterson

"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders." - George Carlin

"If your selfish goal will be useful to humanity, then let your selfish goal be triumphant!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde

"To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation." - E W Howe

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife." - Dan Jenkins

"Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife." - Jaromir Jagr

"My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars." - Bobby Hull

"An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife." - Franklin P. Adams

"Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off." - Patricia A Woertz

"Christian-One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife." - H L Mencken

"Wife: a former sweetheart." - H L Mencken

"He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows." - Thomas Fuller

"Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law." - Hubert Humphrey

"Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you." - William Penn

"Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." - Richard Armour

"Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do." - Billy Connolly

"For well-dowered wife, credit, friends, birth and beauty, all-powerful money gives them all." - Horace

"A virtuous wife when she obeys her husband obtains the command over him." - Publilius Syrus

"And all the carnal beauty of my wife Is but skin-deep." - Thomas Overbury

"The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law." - John Grisham

"For most men, a stepford wife would bore them to tears after a couple of weeks" - Na'ima B. Robert

"The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom." - Jason Thomas

"One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife." - Groucho Marx

"All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express." - Milton Berle

"Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife." - Milton Berle

"My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce." - Milton Berle

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects." - Les Dawson

"No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner." - Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

"Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible." - Henny Youngman

"My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him." - Henny Youngman

"My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better." - Henny Youngman

"I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife." - Henny Youngman

"I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman." - Woody Allen

"My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat." - Bob Saget

"You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent." - Richard M. Nixon

"Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife." - Carl Icahn

"My wife is my best friend, by far my best friend." - Charlie Daniels

"I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife." - Anthony Anderson

"My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities." - Eric Idle

"When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way."" - Walter Martin

"My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven't written a lot since she died." - Dan Chaon

"I have a wife, I have sons; all these hostages have I given to fortune." - Marcus Annaeus Lucanus

"It's so childish, greatest country in the world. It's like saying, I have the best wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the best wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife." - Bill Maher

"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York? Never had a wife." - Abraham Polonsky

"Always contented with his life, and with his dinner, and his wife." - Aleksandr Pushkin

"Remember Lot's wife." - Bible

"A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage." - Marvin Kitman

"If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter's wife." - Anonymous

"There are some other that account wife and children but as bills of charges." - Francis Bacon

"Take my wife - please!" - Henny Youngman

"A wife who preaches in her gown, And lectures in her night-dress." - Thomas Hood

"A sweeter woman ne'er drew breath Than my sonne's wife, Elizabeth." - Jean Ingelow

"I quit being a VS model to be a Proverbs 31 wife." - Kylie Bisutti

"My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple of weeks." - Gregg Marshall

"I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up." - Saul

"A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse." - Robert A Heinlein



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