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"I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much." - Geraldine Chaplin

"If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!" - Kevin Starr

"I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there." - April Bowlby

"I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area." - Denis Leary

"Santa was a fake." - Stephen Lawrence

"That Monica who's just gonna sit there in mediocrity... That Monica died in Samoa" - Monica Denise Brown

"I had a colonic irrigation in this clinic in Santa Monica, because people in Los Angeles cannot do anything for themselves, much less take a shit." - Margaret Cho

"I have to at least get a couple weekends in where I can just be on Santa Monica beach or Malibu and just ride the waves." - Jake T Austin

"There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am." - Vinnie Jones

"I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner." - Ben Savage

"When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long." - Gloria Stuart

"Famously sunny Los Angeles has long been known as the homeless capital of America, from beachy communities like Santa Monica and Venice to Skid Row downtown." - John Carlos Frey

"Nobody shoots at Santa Claus." - Samuel Butler

"I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas." - Judd Nelson

"Did you have an extramarital affair with Monica Lewinsky?" - Paula Jones

"One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him with questions. I must have driven him crazy. I spent a lot of happy hours at Stan's house on Sundays just talking about comedy." - Dick Van Dyke

"Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus." - Francis Pharcellus Church

"Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults" - Christopher Hitchens

"The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself." - Ludwig Von Mises

"By the way, Santa just is white." - Megyn Kelly

"Be naughty - save Santa a trip." - Anonymous

"Santa Monica was a big song, and I always knew it would be radio friendly. But its not a defining song for me, though for a lot of people it is." - Art Alexakis

"Walk through Santa Monica and try to find somebody who knows a young man or woman who's in this war. Here, war is an intellectual concept. If you lose your son or daughter, it's no longer an intellectual matter." - Paul Haggis

"'Santa Monica' was a big song, and I always knew it would be radio friendly. But it's not a defining song for me, though for a lot of people it is." - Art Alexakis

"Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike, hike and go running on the beach. I like a nice sunset jog." - Mark Feuerstein

"I was raised in Topanga Canyon. It's an eclectic community up in the Santa Monica mountains. A lot of musicians lived there - Joni Mitchell, Neil Young - as well as artists and craftspeople." - Inara George

"If we talk about the environment, for example, we have to talk about environmental racism - about the fact that kids in South Central Los Angeles have a third of the lung capacity of kids in Santa Monica." - Danny Glover

"A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once a week we visit Venice High and talk to girls at risk." - Lisa Bonet

"The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus." - Pat Boone

"I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know." - Judd Nelson

"She [Monica Seles] has so much control of the racket with those double-handed wrists." - Virginia Wade

"Hillary Clinton attacked those same women [ Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky] and attacked them viciously." - Donald Trump

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." - Peter Ustinov

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips

"There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Anonymous

"God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat." - H L Mencken

"It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus." - Burton Malkiel

"I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer." - Nicki Minaj

"I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa." - Maureen Johnson

"I'm not going to make a present of Santa." - Sam Allardyce

"Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus." - Annie Dillard

"Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote." - Pierre Desproges

"Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus." - Jim Lovell

"Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood." - Cate Kennedy

"The real Santa Claus is at the mall." - Daniel Handler

"I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa." - Jim Butcher

"I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa" - Nicki Minaj

"Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus." - Matt Barr

"Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny." - Judd Nelson

"Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality." - David Remnick

"All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes." - Maud Lindsay

"I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute." - Esther Dyson

"I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!" - Danielle De Niese

"I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz." - Nell Newman

"The President has apologized for his activities with Monica Lewinsky. These were too little, too late, in my opinion." - Barbara Cubin

"Any MC who chooses to go up against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski" - Eminem

"[On his relationship with Monica Lewinsky:] I did something for the worst possible reason-just because I could." - Bill Clinton

"When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?" - Thomas Jane

""Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around. [...] Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking." - Jennifer Lawrence

"I went to the surplus store on Santa Monica and Vine (in Los Angeles) and went and got me a Navy outfit, put the black tape under my eyes. I got me a whistle and went in there with a hat looking like a full-on drill sergeant." - Tyrese Gibson

"When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big S on it, for Santa Monica. But rather than having a football or a baseball on the S, I had a little nine iron. Girls thought it was a flute." - Carson Daly

"I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts." - Chris Farley

"I think the true test of a pop song, for me, and I've talked to a lot of other writers about this, is you take your demo, you pop it in your car and you drive down Sunset Blvd. to Santa Monica, and that's the Hollywood car test." - Ryan Tedder

"I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures." - Drew Carey

"As a songwriter, I do kind of look at 'Santa Monica' as a thing outside of itself, because it isn't just my song. This is a song a lot of people tell me is a part of their high school or college years. That means a lot to me." - Art Alexakis

"Against expectations I was charmed by Gehry's Edgemar development, which housed the Santa Monica Museum of Art, and positively awed by the Bilbao Guggenheim. That Gehry is a great artist I have no doubt, but talent and determination are no warrant against confusion, nor are they a guaranty to produce great art." - Leon Krier

"Surprisingly, the Eisenhower Memorial design contains almost none of the known Gehry-box of tricks. His giant etched chain-link curtain, first applied in 1979 to hide an ungracious parking garage at Santa Monica Place, is resurrected for Eisenhower to screen the equally graceless facade of the Department of Education." - Leon Krier

"Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side of the mountains, it's populated by Spanish broom - this beautiful, yellow, flowering weed that smells the way I imagine it smells along the Yellow Brick Road." - John C Mcginley

"In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the Santa Monica Canyon. I wrote thousands of pages there, but in order to see another adult human being, I had to steal out through the brambly side of the house, along the driveway down to the street." - Mona Simpson

"Santa Monica Bay is less polluted today than when I first moved to the area in the 1970s, because actions have been taken to avoid putting some of the noxious materials into the sea. I think people are more aware than they once were, the air is cleaner, water generally is, in spite of the fact that there are more people." - Sylvia Earle

"I'm not looking for anything more than any other guy. I like a good smile. Pretty eyes. She has to be active, like not play-sports active, but she'll play air hockey, do some pool, go for rides on the Santa Monica Pier. I would much rather have fun with her than do the cool thing." - Mitchel Musso

"Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!" - Louis Sachar

"Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental." - Julia Sweeney

"Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental." - Julia Sweeney

"Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican." - Sam Houston

"Stephen Miller is from Santa Monica. He was educated I believe at Duke. He has worked for Jeff Sessions. He's in his thirties and he's brilliant. He is literally brilliant. He is one of the - if not the - best spokesmen that the Donald Trump administration can roll out to make the case for whatever policy positions they're trying to advance. He can make the case ideologically. He can make the case in common sense." - Rush Limbaugh

"Monica Vitti is astonishingly mobile. Few actresses have such mobile features. She has her own personal and original way of acting." - Michelangelo Antonioni

"As a teenager, Monica Seles won some historic matches on the tennis court, dominating opponents and filling a room with trophies." - Don Yaeger

"Anybody that thought that I tried to protect the president has forgotten that I asked for the expansion of the Monica Lewinsky matter." - Janet Reno

"A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty." - William Feather

"Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer." - Conan O'Brien

"Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates." - Jon Stewart

"I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus." - William P Young

"I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?" - Michelle Malkin

"This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found." - Paul Park

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." - Matt Groening

"Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus." - J.R. Ward

"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." - Dennis Miller

"Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus." - Francis Pharcellus Church

"I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora" - Sarah Dessen

"Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? rebelheart" - Madonna Ciccone

"The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present." - Eddy Sims

"In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?" - Rush Limbaugh

"Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him." - Jerry Lawler

"If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves." - Ted Strickland

"It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle." - Andrew Barrett

"Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill." - Tom Clancy

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." - Matt Groening

"Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! rebelheart" - Madonna Ciccone

"Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa." - Jim Jefferies

"Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said." - John Brunner

"I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!" - Courtney Love

"I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person." - Trey Parker

"I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave." - Ellen Bass

"I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse." - Kevin Costner

"You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way." - Tracy Mcmillan

"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." - Linda Sunshine

"Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa." - George Wendt

"A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus." - Herbert Hoover

"Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara." - Jeff Bridges

"I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too." - Barbara Bretton

"Dear Santa, I'm good at being naughty, I think that should count." - Unknown

"Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought." - Martina Mcbride

"Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He said he'd get back to me next year." - Benicio Del Toro

"The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because only she would give me socks." - Stephen Chbosky

"We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but want and trying to persuade God you deserve it. Now I'm sorry, that's not God, that's Santa Claus." - Harold S. Kushner

"Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there." - Katy Perry

"[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said, "I don't know." Because that was really... He hadn't been on the air that long, and to be honest, I hadn't watched much of him at that point. So I went to Santa Monica to their studio and said, "Well, what does he sound like?" They said, "Well, just try it one time. Read the copy." And I read the copy one time, and they went, "Okay, that's fine. Thanks a lot, that'll do. That's perfect."" - Brent Spiner

"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist." - Francis Pharcellus Church

"So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear." - Jeff Kinney

"Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter" - Nicki Minaj

"Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year." - Tim Burton

"God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time." - Bil Keane

"I thought you were all-seeing." All-knowing, not all-seeing!" he snapped. "I'm a God, not Santa Claus!" - Kelley Armstrong

"God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again." - Claudia Gray

"Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-" "It's Herman Melville." - Daniel Handler

"I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9." - Thom Yorke

"A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?" - Shyheim

"My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide." - Phyllis Diller

"We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!" - Hemant Mehta

"Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa." - Barbara Kingsolver

"The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus," - Jude Wanniski

"Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely." - Richelle Mead

"Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo." - Emo Philips

"You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap." - Jeff Foxworthy

"I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary." - Christina Hendricks

"I will show you the way To Africa comes Santa Claus and before Paris stands Mickey Mouse." - Till Lindemann

"The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants." - John Andrew Holmes

"Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket." - Henny Youngman

"In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus." - Timothy B. Tyson

"I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out." - Christian Bale

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin

"No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA." - George Eads

"I thought you were all-seeing." All-knowing, not all-seeing!" he snapped. "I'm a God, not Santa Claus!" - Kelley Armstrong

"Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place." - Mick Ralphs

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." - Dick Gregory

"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing." - Steven Wright

"I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time." - Marisa Miller

"I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me." - Terry Zwigoff



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