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"call it chicken salad" - Sarah Dessen

"They call me Tater Salad" - Ron White

"Salad is roughage and a French idea." - M F K Fisher

"It was a salad bar of phobias" - Augusten Burroughs

"From salad dressings all blessings flow." - Paul Newman

"I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings." - Lupita Nyong'o

"You don't win friends with salad." - Homer

"The horse does not eat cucumber salad" - Johann Philipp Reis

"Call it crazy, or just chicken salad." - Sarah Dessen

"I want to focus on my salad." - Martha Stewart

"I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings." - Lupita Nyongo

"I'm anti-cheese in a salad." - Larry David

"Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad" - Richard Dreyfuss

"Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know." - Alan Ayckbourn

"I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad." - Jennifer Ellison

"What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

"Salad freshens without enfeebling and fortifies without irritating." - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

"He toss my salad like his name Romaine" - Nicki Minaj

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers" - Joe Kuhel

"Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of taste." - Cyril Connolly

"My salad days, When I was green in judgment." - William Shakespeare

"I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar." - Black Thought

"Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS." - Jen Lancaster

"Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle" - Mike Ditka

"My salad days, When I was green in judgment." - William Shakespeare

"Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad." - Scott Adams

"Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm." - Cyril Connolly

"Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs." - Zach Galifianakis

"A salad is not a meal. It is a style." - Fran Lebowitz

"I'm a basic steak-fish-salad kind of guy." - Joel Parkinson

"Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life." - Cyril Connolly

"I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden." - Roberto Burle Marx

"A salad is not a meal, it is a style." - Fran Lebowitz

"In LA, I live on sushi or salad." - Denise Van Outen

"What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad." - Alison Rosen

"To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad." - George Ellwanger

"Im straight... But my girl a faggot... Potato on the barrel... Potato salad" - Lil Wayne

"Our Garrick 's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree!" - Oliver Goldsmith

"A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor." - Sean Covey

"What do women really want? They eat green salad and drink human blood." - Saul Bellow

"Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze." - Terry Pratchett

"Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl." - Dorothy Draper

"Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad." - Woody Allen

"Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad." - Arnold Edinborough

"Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad." - Lyndon B Johnson

"Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad." - Lyndon B Johnson

"Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be." - Pewdiepie

"I think she ate a salad and some soup. And loneliness. She ate that, too." - Markus Zusak

"You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat." - William Butler Yeats

"One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise-one of my favorites." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad." - Bear Bryant

"Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad" - Denis Leary

"A southerner would fry a salad if he could figure out how." - Joe Thompson

"Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots." - Kristen Bell

"My salad days, when I was green in judgement, cold in blood." - William Shakespeare

"A good salad may be the prologue to a bad supper." - Thomas Fuller

"If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition." - Scott Adams

"I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!" - F Scott Fitzgerald

"Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree!" - Oliver Goldsmith

"Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal." - Augusten Burroughs

"The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films." - Paul Newman

"A tuna steak and a salad? Seventy bucks. Welcome to Los Angeles." - Mark Zupan

"I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food." - Jan Fields

"I love to have Heinz Salad Cream on all my food!" - Pixie Lott

"I like to make pasta with puttanesca sauce and arugula salad." - Alanis Morissette

"The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"Beetroot is a great salad ingredient, especially when still warm; the colour ain't bad, either." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial." - Larry David

"So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff." - Paul Mccartney

"You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch." - George M Humphrey

"It is always wise to make too much potato salad. Even if you are cooking for two, make enough for five. Potato salad improves with age - that is, if you are lucky enough to have any left over." - Laurie Colwin

"Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka!" - Jim Gaffigan

"The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage." - Carl N. Degler

"If you're on a budget, Sweetgreen is a new chain of salad bars that are very good but inexpensive. You choose from a menu or customise your own, with some protein, a healthy salad and a great dressing." - Daniel Boulud

"I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies." - Paula Poundstone

"I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad." - William Shatner

"One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal." - Myrtle Reed

"Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad." - Terry Pratchett

"The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk." - W H Auden

"My salad days, When I was green in judgment, cold in blood, To say as I said then." - William Shakespeare

"Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor." - Helen Rowland

"High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly." - Barbara Kingsolver

"I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit-that's all. But I like sweets." - Sophia Loren

"If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious." - Rita Rudner

"My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad." - Woody Allen

"Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time." - Janet Street-Porter

"call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too." - Sarah Dessen

"One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied." - Jim Gaffigan

"I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit-that's all. But I like sweets." - Sophia Loren

"I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate." - Stephanie Ellis

""Subterranean Homesick Blues" [of Bob Dylan] captures, in word-salad format, life in an encroaching police state." - Bob Dylan

"I would say that's my normal thing, salad for lunch with chicken or some sort of protein and then pasta." - Devon Windsor

"Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there." - Dane Cook

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad." - Brian O'Driscoll

"It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat Whereby the Horn of plenty is undone." - William Butler Yeats

"The colors of a fresh garden salad are so extraordinary, no painter's pallet can duplicate nature's artistry." - Dr. SunWolf

"Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad." - Charlie Brooker

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." - Miles Kington

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." - Brian Odriscoll

"I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing." - Donald Miller

"My favorite meal to make is seared ahi, and my wife does the most amazing pear salad." - Joel Parkinson

"Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables and salad." - Parker Young

"My eating habits were so bad for many years that I didn't actually know the intricacies of making a salad." - Maureen Dowd

"I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit. That's all. But I like sweets." - Sophia Loren

"You know how to make salad dressing when you're broke - mayonnaise and ketchup. You're used to it, every day." - Jamal Woolard

"Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar." - Bill Maher

"Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor." - Helen Rowland

"Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time." - Janet Streetporter

"For meals, I'm big into quinoa or rocket salad with a protein like shrimp of chicken added to it." - Jessica Stroup

"I left Chicago many years ago to move to California. You can't help but live a healthy lifestyle here if you want to fit in. I find myself eating chicken and salad and chicken and salad and salad and chicken, like a monk." - James Belushi

"When eating out while on tour, a great place to get vegetarian food is Thai restaurants, as they have lots of options. I absolutely adore salad and vegetables - I will eat salad until it's coming out of my ears. Although I think it's great in any form, my particular favourite has to be beetroot salad." - Kate Omara

"Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of salad dressing." - Bruce McNall

"I was born in the Midwest, where salad was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods." - Candy Crowley

"Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell!" - Haruki Murakami

"Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else." - Rebecca Goldstein

"Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy." - Doug Coupland

"Many people eat salad dutifully because they feel it is good for them, but more enlightened types eat it happily because it is good." - Laurie Colwin

"Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week." - Peter Ruric

"THE ROMANS SALTED their greens, believing this to counteract the natural bitterness, which is the origin of the word salad, salted." - Mark Kurlansky

"I could have brought you some primroses, but I do not like to mix violets with anything. They say primroses make a capital salad, said Lord St. Jerome." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Let first the onion flourish there, Rose among roots, the maiden-fair, Wine-scented and poetic soul Of the capacious salad bowl." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"An acquired taste, this dense Jabberwocky-ish word salad is a political allegory about a populace that's been pharmaceutically duped into believing its wretched world is wonderful." - Manohla Dargis

"Well, we became a vegetarian. But that didn't last very long, because, um, I don't like vegetables. Or salad, nothing like that!" - Dakota Fanning

"...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models." - Edward Weston

"Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy." - William Safire

"My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake." - Joan Rivers

"My keep-match meals: I'm good to go together with kale salad. Actually, Justin [Theroux] makes an ideal one with a poached egg and quinoa. It's actually scrumptious." - Jennifer Aniston

"We're children of God through our blood kinship with Christ. We're also sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, with a hereditary craving for forbidden fruit salad." - Barbara Brown Taylor

"I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day." - Ginnifer Goodwin

"Not all Muslims are violent, not all Catholics are violent. It is like a fruit salad; there's everything. There are violent persons of this religion." - Pope Francis

"Tom Cruise has-we all have-the right to practice how we feel...don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad." - John Travolta

"Let first the onion flourish there, Rose among roots, the maiden-fair, Wine-scented and poetic soul Of the capacious salad bowl." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Jeeves lugged my purple socks out of the drawer as if he were a vegetarian fishing a caterpillar out of his salad." - P G Wodehouse

"I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians." - Pat McNelis

"The first meal in Spain was always a shock with the hors d'oeuvres, an egg course, two meat courses, vegetables, salad, and dessert and fruit." - Ernest Hemingway

"Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were." - Mark Hamill

"Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce." - Terry Pratchett

"There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?" - William Morley Punshon

"I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing." - Bob Saget

"I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods." - Candy Crowley

"If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck." - Jeff Foxworthy

"Life is simply too short to think about everything you put in your mouth, and it's not good for children to see you picking over bits of salad." - Keeley Hawes

"I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars." - Fiona Apple

"Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all." - Madonna Ciccone

"Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy." - Douglas Coupland

"I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly." - Paul Lynde

"I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on the plane." - Nobu Matsuhisa

"I learned so much in Laos. I learned that fried silkworm larvae are delicious. I learned how to make ant-egg salad." - Ruth Reichl

"I've said it before: equations are the devil's sentences. The worst one is that quadratic equation, an infernal salad of numbers, letters, and symbols." - Stephen Colbert



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