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"Violence is never random." - Mary Summer Rain

"Don't say random stuff. It makes me do random things" - Onew

"Random questions are the least random of all questions." - John Green

"My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated." - Christopher Titus

"There are no random acts." - Mitch Albom

"Random violence is incredibly infectious" - Nicholas D Kristof

"Random things make me laugh." - Sandra Bernhard

"Random violence is incredibly infectious." - Nicholas D Kristof

"Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness." - Grumpy Cat

"My cellphone calls random people." - Sarah Mlynowski

"Coitus is random, children are definite." - Thomas Keneally

"Loneliness is random; solitude is ritual." - Pearl Cleage

"Life is a series of random collisions." - Jessica Zafra

"No acts are random or wasted." - Max Lucado

"The Planet drifts to random insect doom." - William S Burroughs

"I don't go out with random people." - Nimrat Kaur

"Love is random; fear is inevitable." - Orson Scott Card

"Sometimes I just cry at random stuff!" - Keith Urban

"Natural selection is anything but random." - Richard Dawkins

"I've outlasted many marriages at Random House." - E L Doctorow

"Our time on Earth is so random." - Lisa Ling

"Random numbers should not be generated with a method chosen at random" - Donald Knuth

"Random political acts produce random political results. Why waste even a rock?" - Abbie Hoffman

"Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw" - Robert A Heinlein

"Mutation is random; natural selection is the very opposite of random." - Richard Dawkins

"Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe-in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself." - Robert A Heinlein

"Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs." - Armando Iannucci

"Jace wasn't exactly prone to random fits of panic" - Cassandra Clare

"I do not click on random youtube videos." - Charles Stross

"Creative thought must always contain a random component." - Gregory Bateson

"Jace was' exactly prone to random fits of panic" - Cassandra Clare

"Maybe Life is random. No fate. No God. Just Time." - Ellen Hopkins

"Beginnings come at random but endings always have a reason" - Ayumi Hamasaki

"Going viral isn't random, magic, or luck. It's a science." - Jonah Berger

"Going viral is' random, magic, or luck. It's a science." - Jonah Berger

"Practice random acts of kindness... and watch Mom!" - Sadie Calvano

"Actors' careers are random with a capital "R."" - Cillian Murphy

"Real numbers are good if you add the word 'random'." - Peter Sarnak

"Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty." - Jack Canfield

"We are born by accident into a purely random universe." - Robert Silverberg

"Random, meaningless groups can adopt an us-versus-them mentality." - Alexandra Robbins

"I love to sing random stuff. That's exciting for me." - Samantha Barks

"Goals transform a random walk into a chase." - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

"Random chance plays a huge part in everybody's life." - Gary Gygax

"Going viral isn't random, magic, or luck. It's a science." - Jonah Berger

"Random things are luxurious to people. It's personal." - L'Wren Scott

"Creativity comes from spontaneous meetings, from random discussions." - Steve Jobs

"Random things are luxurious to people. It's personal." - Lwren Scott

"Sometimes in life, random things can blind-side you." - Michelle Ryan

"My life was a sort of series of random disasters." - Claire Tomalin

"Maybe life is random, but I doubt it." - Steven Tyler

"The following Wednesday, I opted to go with Random House." - Laura Hillenbrand

"There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference." - Conan Obrien

"Every rock or molotov cocktail thrown should make a very obvious political point. Random violence produces random propaganda results. Why waste even a rock?" - Abbie Hoffman

"I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it...." - Robert Anton Wilson

"A random sequence is one that cannot be algorithmically compressed : the shortest description of a random sequence is simply the sequence itself." - Gregory Chaitin

"While we can prove that almost all numbers in the continuum are random, we cannot prove that any specific number is indeed random." - Heinz Pagels

"It [moviemaking] is like a dream. When you're dreaming, you make some very strange connections between some random stuff and random people." - Quentin Dupieux

"O! many a shaft at random sent Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!" - Walter Scott

"O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!" - Walter Scott

"While knowledge is orderly and cumulative, information is random and miscellaneous." - Daniel J Boorstin

"Let your kids observe you doing random acts of kindness, it can be contagious" - Kevin Heath

"Why not me? Suffering, she understood, is, in fact, random, universal." - Gloria Vanderbilt

"Sometimes you have to open yourself to the random possibilities of, I guess, destiny." - Andrew W.K.

"If God does nothing random, there must always be something to learn." - John Calvin

"Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question." - Tucker Max

"Practice random acts of kindness, the world needs it more than you think" - Boonaa Mohammed

"And random bits of happiness, like Finnick and Annie's newborn boy." - Suzanne Collins

"Your instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning." - Simon Pegg

"Random acts of kindness and the desire to do the best job possible lead to trust." - Jeffrey Gitomer

"Alchohol doesn't make you make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!..." - Ashley Purdy

"Encourage 'random' picks on the ball because they cannot be scouted" - Doc Rivers

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." - Robert Coveyou

"The fairest order in the world is a heap of random sweepings." - Heraclitus

"these random unkind moment that catch you wen you least expect them." - Khaled Hosseini

"I want to talk to you and be random with you and be ridiculous with you." - David Levithan

"What? I'm not ashamed to admit that random things remind me of Harry Potter." - J. Lynn

"Most people are content to let perfect days happen at random rather than PLAN for them." - Anonymous

"In a world like this one, only the random makes sense." - Libba Bray

"Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time." - Jim Butcher

"Our lives are not totally random. We make commitments, we cause things to happen." - Wendy Wasserstein

"Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators. The watchmaker is blind" - Richard Dawkins

"Novels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top." - Italo Calvino

"A body of 500 men chosen at random from amongst the unemployed." - David Lloyd George

"I think the most stressful thing in movies is when the weather is really random." - Robert Pattinson

"How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time." - Morgan Freeman

"Cross the street to avoid making aimless chitchat with random acquaintances." - Susan Cain

"Life scars us with its random motion, he thought. Only death is perfect." - Joan D Vinge

"Ka knew very well that life was a meaningless string of random incidents" - Orhan Pamuk

"If life becomes hard, soften it with random acts of kindness." - Michael Levy, Baron Levy

"Variation must be taken as random until there is positive evidence to the contrary." - Harold Jeffreys

"Knowing there is a structure, hidden or felt, to the random gives pleasure." - Cecil Balmond

"Mujib [Rahman] talks at random, depending on his mood and the disorders of his sick mind." - Zulfikar Ali Bhutto

"I've always said I write albums; I don't write random songs and then sort them out." - Bradford Cox

"I just listen to quite random songs; I don't like really particular artists or bands." - Oliver Sim

"And one's passions are so random and unreliable - cricket scores one minute, Swinburne the next." - Julian Mitchell

"Perhaps they will have to outlaw sending random lists of words. fee fie foe foo" - Larry Wall

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." - Robert R. Coveyou

"Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic." - Jeff Lindsay

"It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful." - Hiromu Arakawa

"With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail." - Brian Baird

"Twenty-two is just such a random age. It's a little blah." - Jennifer Damiano

"The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was." - Chuck Klosterman

"I get inspiration from movies, from fashion, then completely random things you'd never think of." - Santigold

"It's sometimes the random people that say things that aren't so nice, but that's okay." - Matt Emmons

"My lyrics are generated by various peculiar processes. Very random and similar to automatic writing." - Brian Eno

"The payoffs in showbiz seemed as random as a slot machine." - Kathie Lee Gifford

"There is nothing glamorous or romantic about war. It's mostly about random pointless death and misery." - Jon Krakauer

"I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!" - Kabir Bedi

"Our success should not be a random event, but the result of conscious actions." - Tony Jeary

"If the staff lacks policy guidance against which to test decisions, their decisions will be random." - Donald Rumsfeld

"When I started to pick up the bass, it was purely by random chance." - Eberhard Weber

"I've heard that I'm 'the future of tennis.' But that's all just random stuff." - Sloane Stephens

"One of the best things about paintings is their silence - which prompts reflection and random reverie." - Mark Stevens

"Caves are whimsical things, and geology on a local scale is random and unpredictable." - William Stone

"Luck really has nothing to do with human existence, since God is not a random God." - Monica Johnson

"None of us wants to be reminded that dementia is random, relentless, and frighteningly common." - Laurie Graham

"More and more, I find that the news reads like a particularly random game of Consequences." - Craig Brown

"The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it." - P J Orourke

"I'm horrible at concepts. My life is random and my inspiration is random. But it's all written in a very specific time frame that says a lot about my life at the time." - Oh Land

"In American culture the coin toss is the paradigm of the random event. A coin toss decides who kicks off the Super Bowl. Looked at another way, a coin toss is not random at all. It is physics." - William Poundstone

"Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action." - Karl Jaspers

"Music is a lot more like solving an intricate puzzle with moments of pure, random creative bliss... whereas painting is much more purely random creative bliss with moments of problem solving." - Brandon Boyd

"Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in its own right." - Donald C. Peattie

"I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was." - Louis Tomlinson

"Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it." - Vera Nazarian

"I'd like to think humans have a stronger sense of justice than the random forces of nature do." - Dan Wells

"If God exists, He is there, in the small, cast-off pieces, rough and random and no two alike." - Stephanie Kallos

"This wretched brain gave way, and I became a wreck at random driven, without one glimpse of reason or heaven." - Thomas More

"If you mix up chirality, a protein's properties change enormously. Life couldn't operate with just random mixtures of stuff," - Ronald Breslow

"New York City is filled with random, quirky moments like this, chance collisions that just might change your life." - Hope Edelman

"Cancer is the emergent property of the accumulated errors in an ordered system. It's the consequences of random events." - Steven Popkes

"Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang" - James Patterson

"Go boldly forth, my simple lay,Whose accents flow with artless ease,Like orient pearls at random strung." - William Jones

"We're all just people, some of us accidentally connected by genetics, a random selection of cells. Nothing more." - Tracy Letts

"What we call chaos is just patterns we have' recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher." - Chuck Palahniuk

"i've never asked him but i'm sure he has a fairly stringent policy about random teenagers lurking in his strubbery" - Cassandra Clare

"Taking delight in random encounters that come our way is a wonderful reminder that God is in control." - Mel Lawrenz

"Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like?" - Ansel Elgort

"But suppose we are nothing more than the sum of our first, naive, random behaviors. What then?" - Dan Ariely

"A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life." - Roy Bennett

"When you expand your awareness, seemingly random events will be seen to fit into a larger purpose." - Deepak Chopra

"Every time I say thanks or thank you to a random person they blush and say you're welcome." - Charlie Morgan

"My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name, it's kinda of random." - Gerard Way

"The simplest act of surrealism is to walk out into the street, gun in hand, and shoot at random." - Andre Breton

"I am convinced, completely convinced, that there was nothing random about [the adoption], she is the daughter I should have." - Meg Ryan

"Hard times are purposeful, meant to refine and redirect us. They're not arbitrary or random, and they're definitely not cruel." - Liz Curtis Higgs

"I see her as a series of marvellous shapes formed at random in the kaleidoscope of desire." - Angela Carter

"Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett." - P. J. O'Rourke

"It was obvious that their profits were simply cash borrowed from destiny with some random payback time." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb



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