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Raising Baby Quotes


"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Effective fund-raising is based on relationships." - Jeffrey Deitch

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"In Taiwan there's a saying: Raising a child is more important than giving birth. Raising a child is greater." - Chien-Ming Wang

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"Baby girl, Cross is a tsunami." - Sylvia Day

"This is your baby. Go do it." - Condoleezza Rice

"I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" - Shaun White

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!" - Mel Brooks

"I was a straight-A student, baby!" - Gloria Estefan

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemingway

"Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible." - Erma Bombeck

"Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made." - Pepper Schwartz

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"O, here's the shoe my baby wore, but, baby, where are you?" - Dudley Randall

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice." - Buddy Wakefield

"Yes, Sir, that's my baby, No, Sir, don't mean 'maybe,' Yes, Sir, that's my baby now." - Gus Kahn

"We're not raising grass. We're raising boys." - Harmon Killebrew

"Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation" - C Everett Koop

"It's true that in chess as in politics, fund-raising and glad-handing matter." - Garry Kasparov

"The business of the philosopher is well done if he succeeds in raising genuine doubt." - Morris Raphael Cohen

"we were raising our standard of living at the expense of our standard of character." - Ida Tarbell

"One barrier to being a great parent is the mistaken belief that we are raising kids." - Bill Crawford

"The consciousness-raising, the advocacy, the passion, the youth of your movement is so critical." - Hillary Clinton

"I had a world of people raising me; it was like a little village." - Gaby Hoffmann

"I'm still raising kids myself, so I don't feel like a grandpa." - Sammy Hagar

"I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA." - Brian Dennehy

"With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised." - Adam Sandler

"I'm raising my daughter with her grandparents in the picture, and that feels good." - Paula Cole

"Compared to the challenges or raising an autistic child, weightlifting is a relief." - Melanie Roach

"Raising the minimum wage isn't just pro-worker; it's pro-economic growth." - Thomas Perez

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"Nine people can't make a baby in a month." - Fred Brooks

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"Baby you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!" - Katy Perry

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"Flowers are words even a baby can understand." - Quentin Crisp

"Which is bigger? A baby eagle or a giant crow?" - Rona Barrett

"Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus" - Louise Rennison

"Lestat: Toughen up baby. I'm looking for the eternal scum." - Anne Rice

"Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment." - Chelsea Handler

"Don't pull your love out on me baby." - Joe Frank

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"I woke up this morning, My baby was gone." - B B King

"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." - Proverbs

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe." - Natasha Leggero

"It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby." - Rachel Cusk

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else." - Peter O'Toole

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'" - Eva Mendes

"I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor." - Lady Gaga

"My next baby will be my new record." - Lady Gaga

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby." - Susie Bright

"On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!" - Rob Kardashian

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." - Anonymous

"I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life." - Roberto Cavalli

"Kansas had better stop raising corn and begin raising hell." - Mary Elizabeth Lease

"In the end, raising money is basically a matter of going out there and asking. There are no shortcuts." - Georgette Mosbacher

"Raising a child is an on-the-job kind of thing. There aren't a whole lot of manuals for that." - Larry Elder

"I know about raising money." - Nancy Pelosi

"One baby is a patient baby, and waits indefinitely until its mother is ready to feed it. The other baby is an impatient baby and cries lustily, screams and kicks and makes everybody unpleasant until it is fed. Well, we know perfectly well which baby is attended to first. That is the whole history of politics." - Emmeline Pankhurst

"People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?" - Shin Kyung-sook

"I'll tell you a secret I don't even know. Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me That I can't see." - Aimee Mann

"Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby." - Chelsea Handler

"But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her." - Drake

"The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ." - Swami Abhedananda

"Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it." - Cindy Margolis

"It's so ridiculous, I can barely stop. I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream. You're so fabulous, you're so good to me baby, baby." - Avril Lavigne

"You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby." - Anthony Jeselnik

"A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel." - Craig Ferguson

"For some people, the better route for finding like-minded parents is just to get out of your house with your baby and frequent baby-friendly places." - Carolyn Hax

"And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna love you all over the place And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna kiss you all over your face" - Macy Gray

"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you." - Helen Steiner Rice

"Baby she look like a star, but only on camera, only on camera, only on camera." - Drake

"Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back." - Drake

"When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby?" - Drake

"I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there." - Dan Barker

"It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang." - Tom Waits

"My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle." - Emma Stone

"Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it," - Frederick Leboyer

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"First rule in this world baby... don't believe ANYTHING you see on the news..." - Kanye West

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Stay here, baby" he whispers, like he can read my thoughts. "Trust me, okay? Don't run" - Jessica Sorensen

"A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can." - Anonymous

"I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby" - Sophie Kinsella

"You might as well talk to my baby daughter. You'll get more sense out of her" - Kenny Dalglish

"Age is just a number baby, what are you now? 40?" - Stephenie Meyer

"There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked." - Andy Borowitz

"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." - Tina Brown

"No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby." - Lou Brock

"I don't wanna dance, baby girl, it's like my legs is on strike." - Killa Sin

"Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department." - Cam'ron

"Can't clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don't punk out. Make it count." - Rachel Vincent

"Given the chance, i'll die like a baby, on some faraway beach, when the season's over." - Brian Eno

"Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus," - Richard Rohr

"I don't want to be your friend, baby. I am your friend." - Ernest Hemingway

"Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby." - James Rollins

"A baby nursing at a mother's breast... is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature." - David Suzuki

"I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest." - Phyllis Diller

"Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"Our love is a strong love, baby. We give it all And still receive." - Paul Williams (songwriter)

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo J. Burke

"I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre

"Tar-baby ain't sayin' nuthin', en Brer Fox, he lay low." - Joel Chandler Harris

"[A nurse excusing her illegitimate baby:] If you please, ma'am, it was a very little one." - Frederick Marryat

"You must have been a beautiful baby, You must have been a beautiful child." - Johnny Mercer

"Come on, baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire." - Jim Morrison

"Gimme a whiskey-ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby." - Eugene O'Neill

"Baby, I said. I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me." - Charles Bukowski

"Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were." - Ze Frank

"Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!" - Kathy Griffin

"Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnett

"The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light." - Shel Silverstein

"My mom is my biggest fan. She's been a fan since I was a baby." - Justin Bieber

"I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming." - Colin Powell

"Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies." - P C Cast

"If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?" - Robert A Heinlein

"Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby." - P. J. O'Rourke

"We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll name him history" - Jay-Z

"I'm hooked on Polanski's films, his psychological thrillers. I love 'Rosemary's Baby,' I love 'Repulsion.'" - Vera Farmiga

"I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby." - Kevin Hart

"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." - Kin Hubbard

"I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby." - Vanessa Hudgens

"I had my baby outside in a thunderstorm. It was really romantic." - Evangeline Lilly

"World War II brought the Greatest Generation together. Vietnam tore the Baby Boomers apart." - Jim Webb

"That's gotta be the one remaining constant - jeans have gotta be tight, baby." - Luke Bryan

"I was brought up Methodist, christened as a little baby and went to church every Sunday." - Deborah Norville

"I'm not going to have a baby until I'm around 30-something." - Rita Ora

"I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since." - Marilyn Monroe

"I had this whole hippie idea of how easy raising a baby would be. How he would just eat and sleep and listen to Mozart, and I could just go on with my life the way it was. I was very wrong. It [being a mother] has taught me to be present and to live inside my body rather than in some out-there fantasy world." - Chiara Barzini

"At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At first, I"d thought the teacher was raising snack food, which impressed me, being the first sign of intelligence she"d shown. Soon, though, I"d figured out the animals" true purpose and left them alone, though I would never understand the appeal of petting and coddling perfectly good food." - Kelley Armstrong

"At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At first, I'd thought the teacher was raising snack food, which impressed me, being the first sign of intelligence she'd shown. Soon, though, I'd figured out the animals' true purpose and left them alone, though I would never understand the appeal of petting and coddling perfectly good food." - Kelley Armstrong



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