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"I loved 'Roger Rabbit' growing up." - Stephanie Leonidas

"Hello Rabbit, is that you? Let's pretend it isn't, said Rabbit, and see what happens." - A A Milne

"The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit." - Isaac Asimov

"Emeralds,' said the rabbit. 'Emeralds make a lovely gift." - Maurice Sendak

"Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit." - Tyler Joseph

"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate." - David Sedaris

"Then I put a fat rabbit on a Craftmatic!" - 2 Chainz

"I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake" - James M Cain

"When a fox walks lame, the old rabbit jumps." - Proverbs

"Hallo, Rabbit," he said, "is that you?" "Let's pretend it is'," said Rabbit, "and see what happens." - A A Milne

"Hallo, Rabbit," he said, "is that you?" "Let's pretend it isn't," said Rabbit, "and see what happens." - A A Milne

"If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit." - Robert Breault

"If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit." - Robert Brault

"There was this boy, Davie, and he was going to have a rabbit. His grandfather had promised it. A real, live rabbit. A little black rabbit, if possible. In a week, if possible. And this was in the Netherlands." - Meindert DeJong

"The rabbit is significant in that the handle on the original South Pointing Chariot was carved in the form of a rabbit. Because the handle extended out front it meant that wherever the rabbit went the chariot had to follow." - Kit Williams

"Peter Rabbit's not a rabbit. Peter Rabbit is a proxy for the child who reads the book, and they imagine themselves in the rabbit's position." - Chris Van Allsburg

"We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit." - Julia Barr

"Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"" - Doug Graham

"A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit." - Ambrose Bierce

"A killer with the manners of a rabbit - this is the most dangerous kind." - Frank Herbert

"Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!" - Russell Brand

"Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!" - Cheshire Cat

"Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses." - Robert Jordan

"A drug is a substance which, if injected into a rabbit, produces a paper." - Otto Loewi

"Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us." - Joe Teti

"Make me, oh God, the prey of the Lion, ere you make the rabbit my prey" - Khalil Gibran

"We cannot abandon this rabbit hole for fear of a traumatic encounter with our own culture." - Elif Safak

"Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too." - Joe R. Lansdale

"I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil." - Seth Grahame-Smith

"Why is the rabbit unafraid? Because he's smarter than the panther." - The Edge

"While Eeyore frets ... ... and Piglet hesitates ... and Rabbit calculates ... and Owl pontificates ...Pooh just is." - Benjamin Hoff

"Every rabbit-nation will find its tyrant! Oppressors are the destiny of coward and submissive nations!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond." - Don Van Vliet

"I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm" - Lyndon B Johnson

"I'm somewhat diffident about cuffing television on its rabbit ears for not being something else." - Edwin Diamond

"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit." - R.E. Shay

"A rabbit that runs away from the bull-terrier is not particularly non-violent." - Mahatma Gandhi

"I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare." - James Stephens

"the wolf may fight the bear but the rabbit always looses" - Robert Jordan

"The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer." - Steve Aylett

"When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream he comes a-runnin', but not to help." - Thomas Harris

"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly." - A A Milne

"The future is a trickster rabbit, full of surprises. Only the past is predictable. -Bobby Goodspeed" - James Howe

"We can't allow ourselves to descend down the rabbit hole of unbridled partisanship for partisan sake." - Mike Quigley

"Absolutely, 'Rabbit Hole' gave me a nice first introduction into film acting." - Miles Teller

"We believe 'Peter Rabbit' because Beatrix Potter believes it. You have to." - Nikki Giovanni

"The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals." - Kit Williams

"Better the arrow that missed the lion than the one that killed a rabbit." - Thiruvalluvar

"Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit." - Maureen Murphy

"Economic theorists should not make such a production about taking a rabbit out of a hat after having put the rabbit into the hat in full view of the audience." - Joan Robinson

"Here's a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays with the apple and eats the rabbit, you've got a carnivore." - Dan Piraro

"Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United's attacks. But this rabbit comes with a suit of armour in the shape of two precious away goals." - George Hamilton

"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight." - Jack Handey

"There's a video on YouTube where the terrorists clearly make trials [of chemical weapons] on a rabbit and kill the rabbit and said "this is how we're going to kill the Syrian people."" - Bashar al-Assad

"also put rabbit skins on their arms and legs, for the rabbit represents humility, because he is quiet and soft and not self-asserting - a quality which we must all possess when we go to the center of the world." - Black Elk

"I have to be firm on this: unique is not to be modified. Adding very or absolutely is like putting a propeller on a rabbit to make him hop better. It won't work, and he won't be a rabbit anymore." - Roy Blount Jr

"Maybe there's nothing impossible tonight. We're down the hole to Wonderland, and no White Rabbit to guide us." If I remember correctly, the White Rabbit was an unreliable guide, anyway." - Dean Koontz

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car." - Harvey Diamond

"If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit." - Hayes McClerkin

"You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have it..silly rabbit, why ya sweat me" - Tupac Shakur

"You have the morals of rabbit, the character of a slug, and the brain of a platypus." - Cybill Shepherd

"There isn't a thing to eat down there in the rabbit hole of your bitterness except your own desperate heart." - Cheryl Strayed

"Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there." - Karl Kraus

"If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat." - Steve Coogan

"Opportunity comes like a snail, and once it has passed you it changes into a fleet rabbit and is gone." - Arthur Brisbane

"He showed in the last interview, as on the later portions of the chart, a genuine fondness for the rabbit." - Mary Cover Jones

"A lot of people experience the world with the same incredulity as when a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat....We know that the world is not all sleight of hand and deception because we are in it, we are part of it. Actually we are the white rabbit being pulled out of the hat. The only difference beween us and the white rabbit is that the rabbit does not realize it is taking part in a magic trick." - Jostein Gaarder

"What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members." - Gary Yourofsky

"If a rabbit gave advice and the advice wasn't accepted, he immediately forgot it, and so did everyone else." - Richard Adams

"We learn from history as much as a rabbit learns from an experiment that's performed upon it." - W G Sebald

"I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala!" - Skee-Lo

"I will give up my belief in evolution if someone finds a fossil rabbit in the Precambrian." - John B S Haldane

"Why is not a rat as good as a rabbit? Why should men eat shrimps and neglect cockroaches?" - Henry Ward Beecher

"I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere." - Rod Stewart

"Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction." - P G Wodehouse

"This is a fierce bad rabbit; look at his savage whiskers, and his claws and his turned-up tail." - Beatrix Potter

"To "bear arms" is, in itself, a military term. One does not bear arms against a rabbit." - Garry Wills

"He showed in the last interview, as on the later portions of the chart, a genuine fondness for the rabbit." - Mary C Jones

"Manipulators are very evolved. Energy is food. Forget good and bad. Is the coyote bad and the rabbit good?" - Frederick Lenz

"I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life." - Amy Sedaris

"The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery." - Kit Williams

"Two things a novelist can do with a hat: Talk through it or pull a rabbit from it." - Peter S. Prescott

"The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?" - Zhuangzi

"The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?" - Zhuangzi

"On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl." - Kate Beckinsale

"Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician-minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience." - Gary Reilly

"[O]nce you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." - The Skin Horse from The Velveteen Rabbit" - Margery Williams

"Well, you know what the Fulham Road's like. If your top-hat blows off into it, it has about as much chance as a rabbit at a dogshow." - P G Wodehouse

"Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole." - Clifton Fadiman

"For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit." - George Allen

"I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit." - Jeff Smith

"That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows." - Cheshire Cat

"The truth is a rabbit in a bramble patch. All you can do is circle around and say it's somewhere in there." - Pete Seeger

"What you newspaper and magazine writers, who work in rabbit time, don't understand is that the practice of architecture has to be measured in elephant time." - Eero Saarinen

"I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will." - Mitt Romney

"We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals, but we have been rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves." - Arnold J Toynbee

"The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology." - Jim Breithaupt

"I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots" - Marilyn Monroe

"Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knee Willie, you know they're gonna be there. Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billy, they'll be coming up for air." - Bruce Springsteen

"If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it" - Chuck Jones

"The American woman has not yet slipped into a cocoon, but she has tumbled down a rabbit hole into sudden isolation." - Susan Faludi

"The beaver told the rabbit as they stared at the Hoover Dam: No, I didn't build it myself, but it's based on an idea of mine" - Charles Hard Townes

"In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend." - Jim Rohn

"You ain't nothing but hound dog, cryin' all the time. You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine." - Elvis Presley

"Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place." - Charles De Lint

"Oh - who's the Queen?" "Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter." - Rachel Caine

"I'm going to do whatever interests me. Look, writing 'Rabbit Hole' came out of an interest in diversifying my portfolio, frankly." - David Lindsay-Abaire

"I didn't go into 'Rabbit Hole' wanting to write about class. I think because of who I am it somehow found its way into it." - David Lindsay-Abaire

"In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night" - Bill Hicks

"Thou wilt go now, rabbit. But I go with thee. As long as there is one of us there is both of us." - Ernest Hemingway

"If you go too far down the rabbit-hole of what people think about you, it can change everything about who you are" - Taylor Swift

"When the guy with asthma finally came in from the fire escape, Parker rabbit-punched him and took his gun away." - Donald E Westlake

"Move at a snail's pace or walk with the speed of a turtle or run like a rabbit! Just move; forget about the speed and just move ahead!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"As you go down the rabbit hole of reading into our history, you realize that there are so many things that history books didn't teach us about ourselves." - Usher

"We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals, but we have been rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves." - Arnold Toynbee

"Pooh said good-bye affectionately to his fourteen pots of honey, and hoped they were fifteen; and he and Rabbit went out into the Forest." - A A Milne

"We have been god-like in the planned breeding of our domesticated plants, but rabbit-like in the unplanned breeding of ourselves." - Arnold Toynbee

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time. Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine." - Jerry Leiber

"One can cure oneself of the not unformation by memorizing this sentence: A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field." - George Orwell

"For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit." - George Allen Sr

"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is soporific. I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then I am not a rabbit." - Beatrix Potter

"The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Wright

"So, this is a rabbit, I thought. He sort of looks like Chester, only he's got longer ears and a shorter tail. And a motor in his nose." - James Howe

"Right," said Fat Charlie conversationally. "You realize, of course, that this means war." It was the traditional war cry of a rabbit when pushed too far." - Neil Gaiman

"From the test situations which were used to reveal fears, it was found that Peter showed even more marked fear responses to the rabbit than to the rat." - Mary C Jones

"I'm going to do whatever interests me. Look, writing 'Rabbit Hole' came out of an interest in diversifying my portfolio, frankly." - David Lindsayabaire

"I didn't go into 'Rabbit Hole' wanting to write about class. I think because of who I am it somehow found its way into it." - David Lindsayabaire

"The world is really run by the Web. There's so much information out there that you can click and keep going down the rabbit hole finding stuff." - Big Boi

"If I produce a 450-pound Bengal tiger, it's going to create a lot more wonder than if I produce a rabbit." - Doug Henning

"'The Moon Rabbit' is laying against the bunker, dreaming and thinking about life and dreaming the impossible possible and creating its own true stories." - Florentijn Hofman

"We are not like dogs who are kind of "What am I going to eat today? Oh, there is a rabbit; I am going to go chase it."" - Benjamin Carson

"Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks." - David Letterman

"Jessica Rabbit! People wouldn't call her the most beautiful person in Hollywood, but I find her quirkiness and talent very attractive." - Tom Westonjones

"I did every diet: Atkins. Cabbage-soup diet. Dean Ornish. But I couldn't live the rest of my life like a rabbit." - Mike Huckabee

"Before he went to sleep, I told him a little story about a rabbit we saw run around the beach house we rented." - Dick Bruna

"It was a drowsy summer afternoon, and the Forest was full of gentle sounds, which all seemed to be saying to Pooh, 'Don't listen to Rabbit, listen to me.' So he got in a comfortable position for not listening to Rabbit." - A A Milne

"No consideration at all is given to the interests of the "pests" - the very word "pest" seems to exclude any concern for the animals themselves. But the classification "pest" is our own, and a rabbit that is a pest is as capable of suffering, and as deserving of consideration, as a white rabbit who is a beloved companion animal." - Peter Singer

"One minute I'm just another rabbit and happy about it, next minute *whazaam*, I'm thinking. That's a major drawback if you're looking for happiness as a rabbit, let me tell you. You want grass and sex, not thoughts like 'What's it all about, when you get right down to it?'" - Terry Pratchett

"I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer." - A A Milne

"RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau a la financiere is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker." - Ambrose Bierce

"EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other-which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of the dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for our rabbit on the conveyor. The girl looked at me and said, Do you have a rabbit? I looked at here and said deadpan, Nope. Just like 'em 'cause they're crunchy. Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall

"Here's what I think: the best author photo ever taken is the author photo of you holding your extra-large engulfing rabbit and looking straight at the camera. I never hope to have one so good. The only way I guess it could be any more literary is if the rabbit were smoking a Gauloise and drinking a tiny cup of coffee." - Patricia Lockwood

"Oh, I like going down the rabbit hole. You know, that's kind of my job. When you play Macbeth, you gotta dive down that one. The trick is figuring out how to do it with love and a sense of humor so you can pop back out again. But, kind of the actor's job is to go down the rabbit hole." - Ethan Hawke

"Effect, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other-which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of the dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"Brer Rabbit keep on axin' 'im, en de Tar-Baby, she keep on sayin' nothin', twel present'y Brer Rabbit draw back wid his fis', he did, en blip he tuck 'er side er de head. Right dar's whar he broke his merlasses jug. His fis' stuck, en he can't pull loose. De tar hilt 'im." - Joel Chandler Harris

"The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian." - Frank Herbert

"The thought of eating rabbit and squirrels doesn't appeal to me. And that was on our table quite often as a kid. In your uppity restaurants, they serve a lot of rabbit. But I just can't help but think of Peter. And deer, I can't go there, because of Bambi." - Paula Deen

"Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears." - Juliette Gordon Low

"When you join the Parachute Regiment they send you on training and initiation exercises. One of the tasks is to accept and care for a pet white rabbit. The young squaddie has to feed, brush, stroke and comfort his rabbit for a week, and become attached to it. Then he has to shoot it." - Matthew Parris



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