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Quiz Show Quotes


"I never wanted to see another quiz show." - Charles Van Doren

"I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host." - Maury Povich

"Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip." - Paul Scofield

"My idea of relaxation is not lying down by a beach. I have to move around, do stuff. Though I'm a massive quiz show person." - Daniel Radcliffe

"My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am." - Lynne Truss

"I love anything quiz related." - Natasha Hamilton

"I'm still kind of a hapless character in my everyday life. But when it comes to the writing, my influences are very old influences. I love American music of absolutely all stripes, including show tunes, advertising jingles, theme tunes from quiz shows, all kinds of American music." - Nick Lowe

"What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!" - Frankie Boyle

"Ever since the infamous quiz show scandals of the 1950s, the feds had insisted that TV game shows be honest - or that at least they didn't cheat. So as a 'Dating Game' bachelor, I didn't know what I was going to be asked. The other bachelors and I were required to concoct our answers in real time." - Seth Shostak

"If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable." - Edward R Murrow

"I did a small, small thing in Quiz Show, where I was really just a glorified extra. But, you know, New York actor, few days on a film set: Great! I was probably making subway fare on the play that I was doing at the time. I always think of The Underneath as the first film that I ever did." - William Fichtner

"You can tell James Duthie to shove that quiz. I have a few other words I can tell you about the quiz." - John Tortorella

"Its called show business, not show art." - Jean Seberg

"It's show business. No show, no business." - Dick Wolf

"There is no cramming for a test of character. It always comes as a pop quiz." - Andy Stanley

"A quiz: If I am my brother's keeper, who am I? (Answer: me.)" - Jack Handey

"You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men." - Jo Brand

"I used to enjoy bad television, like really bad quiz programmes or sitcoms." - Kate Bush

"Don't show your flaws." - Drew Barrymore

"The original reality show." - Regis Philbin

"Never show unfinished work." - R Buckminster Fuller

"Disneyland is a show." - Walt Disney

"I hate show business." - Joni Mitchell

"It's my show." - Knute Rockne

"The World's Smallest Political Quiz is responsible for many Americans' first contact with libertarian ideas. While traveling around the country, I have often heard people say, 'I never knew I was a libertarian until I took the Quiz!'" - Ron Paul

"I exclusively attended public school... And I can honestly say that on the day of my graduation, if you had given me a pop quiz on history, science, or math, I would have in no way been able to pass it - despite the fact that I completely understood it at the time that it had been 'taught' to me, and had even made a good 'grade' on it." - Jessica Bowman

"A surprise trigonometry quiz that everyone in class fails? Must be in the Lord's plan to give us challenges." - Nicholas Sparks

"A surprise trigonometry quiz that everyone in class fails? Must be in the Lord's plan to give us challenges." - Nicholas Sparks

"Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy." - Garrison Keillor

"Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief." - George Herbert

"Don't show up to prove. Show up to improve." - Simon Sinek

"It's also show business. It's not "show fun friends"." - Lauren Graham

"Show me a poet, and I'll show you a shit." - A J Liebling

"But this is called show business, not show family." - Alice Barrett

"Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser." - Tom Clancy

"'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy." - Jesse Ventura

"Playing show after show is like my bread and butter." - Ani Difranco

"Why not show off if you've got something to show?" - January Jones

"Show love! Love feels good!" - Gia Allemand

"Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!" - George M Cohan

"Show me success without ego!" - Ivana Trump

"The show must go on." - Proverbs

"Government is not show business." - Warren Beatty

"Show business is my life." - Lewis Grizzard

"I defined the talk show." - Joe Franklin

"My most famous show is the 'Kitchen Show.' More famous than any gallery show or museum show I curated." - Hansulrich Obrist

"Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too." - Isabel Allende

"You show you care, you die.You show you fear, you die.You show nothing, maybe you live." - Patricia Mccormick

"Faith is more than getting a theological quiz right. Faith is to know, to assent, to put your trust in, and to cherish what is true." - Kevin Deyoung

"I was a bookworm who aced every test - until third grade, when my teacher handed out a pop quiz about Jesus and the Apostles." - Caroline Leavitt

"I think what makes 'Jeopardy!' special is that, among all the quiz and game shows out there, ours tends to encourage learning." - Alex Trebek

"Every TV show is a crapshoot, really. But every once in a while, a show gets anointed as 'the show." - Simon Baker

"If you act, you show character; if you sit still, you show it; if you sleep you show it." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Every TV show is a crapshoot, really. But every once in a while, a show gets anointed as 'the show.'" - Simon Baker

"Allowing children to show their guilt, show their grief, show their anger, takes the sting out of the situation." - Martha Beck

"I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show." - Elvis Presley

"Running a TV show is always running a TV show; it's never not running a TV show." - Joss Whedon

"Journalists love to show their compassion." - Bernard Goldberg

"Surveys show that surveys never lie." - Natalie Angier

"Teaching is a form of show business." - Steve Martin

"Religion will never show the way." - Irving Stone

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code." - Linus Torvalds

"The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show." - Matt Groening

"That's what show business is - sincere insincerity." - Benny Hill

"Those who show off do not shine." - Laozi

"Show me anger and I will show you 'Hurt'. Show me hurt and I will show you 'Love'. Peel the layers if you care!" - Rumi

"Show the readers everything, tell them nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

"The first rule for success? Show up." - Jeanne Robertson

"It's not sissy to show your feeling." - Princess Diana

"It feels good to show some courage." - Joe Namath

"It's not sissy to show your feeling." - Diana, Princess of Wales

"It's that show Friends. Ruined coffee forever." - Anthony Bourdain

"The big show is inside my head," - Kurt Vonnegut

"...chaos doesn't run the whole show." - Saul Bellow

"Boxing is just show business with blood." - Frank Bruno

"Boxing is show-business with blood." - David Belasco

"Be smart, but never show it." - Louis B. Mayer

"Babies are saved when Christians show up." - Dennis Green

"I'm not a show-off by nature." - Kate Moss

"Dialogue should show the relationships among people." - Elizabeth Bowen

"Show me how big your brave is." - Sara Bareilles

"Hey kids! Let's put on a show!" - Mickey Rooney

"St. Elsewhere was certainly a great show" - Mark Harmon

"And sometimes the show can't go on." - Josh Kilmer-Purcell

"Above all else show the data." - Edward Tufte

"We'll show the fire how to burn." - Ben Howard

"Every show could be the last one." - Gg Allin

"Whipping is fifty percent show and noise." - Anne Rice

"Get up, dress up, and show up." - Alexa Von Tobel

"The brain runs its show incognito." - David Eagleman

"Show love, tolerance and respect to everyone." - Lauren Faust

"It's terrifying to show incomplete footage." - Dylan Clark

"Effort + the courage to show up = enough." - Brene Brown

"You cannot show weakness in this world." - George W Bush

"The end will show the whole truth." - William the Silent

"We were about ways to show money." - Robert Denning

"Welcome back to the big show where" - Craig Ferguson

"A Pin To See The Peep-Show" - F. Tennyson Jesse

"I believe the show must go on." - Shahrukh Khan

"Go see, ask why, show respect." - Fujio Cho

"Show true religion, cause words don't relieve" - Francis Chan

"This show is our own personal beliefs." - Jon Stewart

"Film has to describe and show." - Ralph Bakshi

"I watch every reality show out there." - Shannon Elizabeth

"Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains." - Winston Churchill

"Blessings sometimes show up in unrecognizable disguises." - Janette Oke

"It takes strength to show vulnerability." - Miranda Lambert

"My base will show up in earthquakes." - Todd Akin

"Politics is show business for ugly people." - Paul Begala

"Show business got really tainted for me." - Anna Chlumsky

"It's ok to show all your colors." - Luis Guzman

"St. Elsewhere was certainly a great show." - Mark Harmon

"I'm not much of a show-off." - Richard Armitage

"My home has always been show business." - Sammy Davis Jr

"'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show." - Matt Groening

"I have stolen the show many times." - Leigh Lezark

"There's no business like show business." - Irving Berlin

"There's no people like show people." - Irving Berlin

"'Homeland' is not a sensationalist show." - Raza Jaffrey

"Our show is about starting over." - Jai Rodriguez

"I have this mistress: show business." - Ray Romano

"The hands really show signs of age." - Lela Rose

"Race differences show up early in life." - J Philippe Rushton

"I definitely do weird things every show." - Kristen Schaal

"My stage show is raw and unpredictable." - Pink

"'Showboat' is the quintessential family show." - Harold Prince

"Show me a mall, and I'm happy." - Julia Roberts

"The church must always show compassion, always." - Rick Warren

"This election ain't no stinkin' TV show." - Bradley Whitford

"Acting attracts shy people and show-offs." - Penelope Wilton

"The show has become my therapy." - Damon Wayans

"That's what show business is, sincere insincerity." - Benny Hill

"I have a hit TV show." - Kim Kardashian

"Just show up and things will happen." - Mother Teresa

"Lucas was fifteen minutes late to class on Friday, and we had a pop quiz first thing-which he missed. My first thought was how irresponsible it was to miss a quiz... and then I remembered that I missed the midterm. I couldn't exactly point any fingers." - Tammara Webber

"Basically, I like research because research is like to solve the quiz, you know. Always there is a problem, and I have to solve the problem. So I like those patterns. It's almost like research is sort of in a quiz." - Shuji Nakamura

"Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade." - Leo Durocher

"Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people." - Barbara Walters

"Show me a completely contented person and I'll show you a failure." - Thomas A Edison

"Show the World where you're from, show the World we are one..." - Pitbull

"Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives." - Charles Spurgeon

"You show me a great program and I'll show you a passionate individual somewhere behind it." - Andy Hertzfeld

"Winning means everything...You show me a good loser and I'll show a loser." - George Steinbrenner

"Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one." - Josh Billings

"Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." - Thomas Edison

"Show me an orchestra that likes its conductor and I'll show you a lousy conductor." - Goddard Lieberson

"Show me an executive that works long hard hours and I'll show you a bad executive." - Ronald Reagan

"Show me a satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure." - Albert Einstein

"I think God runs the show. Completely. Life proves it every day: He runs the show" - Mariska Hargitay

"Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure." - Knute Rockne



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