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I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it's a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce.

"I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it's a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce." "It's a clever lettuce, then." "Hardly," she said with a delicate snort. "Why would anything clever think it's a lettuce?" "Even if it is a lettuce?" I asked. "Especially then," she said. "Bad enough to be a lettuce. How awful to think you are a lettuce too."
Patrick Rothfuss

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