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"Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels." - Brad Alan Lewis

"When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless." - Ian Somerhalder

"What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels." - Andy Warhol

"People I've interviewed say they're terrified there may be boycotts of their [the Kochs] products, which include so many household items that everybody's familiar with, things like Stainmaster Carpet and Dixie Cups and Brawny paper towels and Lycra." - Jane Mayer

"A paper town for a paper girl." - John Green

"....a perfect paper airplane." - Ellen Hopkins

"Yeah? For what paper?" - Yogi Berra

"Write . . . write . . . pencil . . . paper." - Heinrich Heine

"Go, and never darken my towels again" - Groucho Marx

"Go, and never darken my towels again." - Groucho Marx

"Imitating paper isn't the goal; the goal is surpassing paper." - Mark Bernstein

"Writing is thinking on paper." - William Zinsser

"All reactionaries are paper tigers." - Mao Tse-Tung

"Anything on paper is obsolete!" - Craig Reucassel

"Imperialism is a paper tiger." - Mao Zedong

"All reactionaries are paper tigers." - Mao Zedong

"Anything on paper is obsolete!" - Craig Bruce

"A television advertisement must illustrate the scientific method to substantiate any claim.... That is why stains are lifted, ring-around-the-collar is removed, paper towels become soaked, excess stomach acid is absorbed, and headaches go away-all during the commercial." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"One false word, one extra word, and somebody's thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you're going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you like your words." - Patricia Marx

"You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt." - Emma Roberts

"Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth." - Linus Torvalds

"I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling." - Chic Murray

"I didn't want to change the name on the towels." - Lee Trevino

"But love isn't quantifiable on paper." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Paper is more patient than man." - Anne Frank

"Make deals with people, not paper." - Penn Jillette

"Paper Moon didn't bring me love." - Tatum O'Neal

"You don't drive races on paper." - Kimi Raikkonen

"Paper is always strongest at the perforations." - Stephen Corry

"Our civilization depends largely on paper." - Pliny The Elder

"Is the Scientific Paper a Fraud?" - Peter Medawar

"Don't chase the paper, chase the dream," - Puff Daddy

"You don't drive races on paper." - Kimi Raikkonen

"Paper buys time. Steel buys freedom." - Philip D. Murphy

"Paper is like Joyce Carol Oates: white." - Caryl Churchill

"Money could never have originated as paper." - James Cook

"My vocation to preach on paper." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

"A white wall is the fool's paper." - Proverbs

"Because paper has more patience than people." - Anne Frank

"Paper Moon didn't bring me love." - Tatum Oneal

"Birds are an ecological litmus paper." - Roger Tory Peterson

"We're all pretty ordinary on paper." - Michael Bergin

"Blank paper has always inspired me." - Daniel Handler

"I like to make collages - paper collages." - Rachel True

"Anything beats an expensive stack of paper." - Larry Niven

"Paper is my best friend and paper seller is my worst friend!" - Javad Alizadeh

"But on paper, things can live forever. On paper, a butterfly never dies." - Jacqueline Woodson

"All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm." - John Green

"Paper is the strongest material in the world; paper can handle what I can't." - Nadeem Aslam

"All the things paper-thin and paper-frail, and all the people too." - John Green

"I try not to change my political point of view from paper to paper." - Jonathan Shapiro

"Lawyers love paper. They eat, sleep and dream paper. They turn paper into gold, and their files are colorful and their language neoclassical and calli-graphically bewigged." - Karl Shapiro

"Lawyers love paper. They eat, sleep and dream paper. They turn paper into gold, and their files are colorful and their language neoclassical and calligraphically bewigged." - Karl Shapiro

"Civil disobedience can help to focus attention on a particular injustice. It was used historically to highlight wrongs in society - turning ancient redwood forests into paper towels or preventing people from sitting down at lunch counters because of the color of their skin. On climate change, we have not seen strong leadership coming from Washington, DC.In particular the president has an enormous opportunity to follow up on his inaugural speech with a concerted course of action to aggressively take on a clean energy transition." - Michael Brune

"I used to think that when I grew up there wouldn't be so many rules. Back in elementary school there were rules about what entrance you used in the morning, what door you used going home, when you could talk in the library, how many paper towels you could use in the rest room, and how many drinks of water you could get during recess. And there was always somebody watching to make sure. What I'm finding out about growing older is that there are just as many rules about lots of things, but there's nobody watching." - Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

"People don't buy plastic and paper, they buy emotions." - Scott Young

"Never begin the day until it is finished on paper." - Jim Rohn

"Tailor gang they rolling up those paper planes." - Wiz Khalifa

"Count my own money, see the paper cut fingers?" - Drake

"Only paper flowers are afraid of the rain." - Mary Quant

"In love matters; keep your pen from paper." - Alfred De Musset

"With a pencil and paper, I could revise the world." - Alison Lurie

"Age is a number on a piece of paper." - Emmanuelle Seigner

"Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations." - Dave Barry

"I wish I could just project everything on the paper," - Patti Smith

"The first rule in keeping secrets is nothing on paper." - Thomas Powers

"It's time to re-appreciate the original software: paper." - Dale Dauten

"The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases." - Jerry Brown

"Writing isn't letters on paper. It's communication. It's memory." - Isaac Marion

"Provide me with ink and paper and I will write." - Edmund Campion

"You can't write a term paper before breakfast." - Charles M Schulz

"There are poems inside of you that paper ca' handle." - YZ

"Numbers have life; they"re not just symbols on paper." - Shakuntala Devi

"Drunken talk is' meant to be printed in the paper." - Ray Charles

"Every paper girl needs at least one string." - John Green

"Who knew paper and ink could be so vicious" - Kathryn Stockett

"The line between education and brainwashing is paper thin" - Yana Toboso

"Life before toilet paper was not worth living." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Strong words outlast the paper they are written upon." - Joseph Bruchac

"An unread book is just a block of paper." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"The world is full of paper, write to me" - Agha Shahid Ali

"Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper." - Porochista Khakpour

"Be true to what you said on paper." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The best place to solve a problem is on paper." - Jim Rohn

"Everybody mad when their paper don't stack right" - Curtis Jackson

"The paper burns, but the words fly away." - Rabbi Akiva

"Don't think and then write it down. Think on paper." - Harry Kemelman

"An idea on paper to a reality in large part." - Tom Ridge

"It is a moon wrapped in brown paper." - Carol Ann Duffy

"A white wall is the paper of a foole." - George Herbert

"All art is but dirtying the paper delicately." - John Ruskin

"Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper." - Jonas Eriksson

"There are poems inside of you that paper can't handle." - YZ

"I talk to the friends in my head on paper." - Lisa M

"Constitutions have to be written on hearts, not just paper." - Margaret Thatcher

"Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper" - Daphne Zuniga

"Sure, go ahead, simulate life, using only ink and paper." - Michael Cunningham

"Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life." - Eoin Colfer

"Numbers have life; they're not just symbols on paper." - Shakuntala Devi

"The paper is patient, but the reader is not." - Joseph Joubert

"Do' misuse the pencil and do' torment the paper." - Uri Shulevitz

"I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper." - Steven Morrissey

"LA doesn't have the heart of a paper cup." - Raymond Chandler

"A book tightly shut is but a block of paper." - Proverbs

"Money is nothing more than arrogance on paper." - Hunter Brinkmeier

"Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows." - Anonymous

"Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?" - Fred Allen

"Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper." - Bill Allred

"Went to the paper shop - it had blown away." - Tommy Cooper

"Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free." - Kristen Schaal

"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value - zero." - Voltaire

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on." - Samuel Goldwyn

"The air smelled of paper and dust and years." - George R R Martin

"Behind every piece of paper lies a human situation." - Edward T Hall

"I can't argue my way out of a paper bag." - Gabriel Macht

"I like getting toilet paper thrown at me." - Joel Madden

"The dignity of man was everywhere tissue-paper thin." - Dick Francis

"The town was paper, but the memories were not." - John Green

"Words are the litmus paper of the mind." - Terry Pratchett

"My children were all made from paper and printer's ink..." - Cornelia Funke

"Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily." - Gilda Radner

"This paper was one of my digressions into abstract economics." - William Vickrey

"Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper." - Daphne Zuniga

"Numbers have life; they're not just symbols on paper." - Shakuntala Devi

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn

"Documents create a paper reality we call proof." - Mason Cooley

"My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?" - Jay Leno

"Anarchism has a broad back, like paper it endures anything," - Rudolf Rocker

"Books aren't lumps of paper, but minds on shelves." - Sheridan Hay

"Paper currency has hitherto been regarded with suspicion, as insecure." - John Buchanan Robinson

"Writers are people who put pen to paper every day." - Richard Russo

"I've been with the paper for almost 30 years." - Robert Scheer

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." - William Wordsworth

"While I live I will never resort to irredeemable paper." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"History shows how feeble are barriers of paper." - John Lothrop Motley

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." - Juan Ramon Jimenez

"When the loo paper gets thicker and the writing paper thinner, it's always a bad sign, at home." - Nancy Mitford

"It's actually a very unpleasant experience to read a Nature paper, or to read a Science paper." - Randy Schekman

"How do you commemorate a year? A paper anniversary, but we are the words written down, not the paper." - David Levithan

"There is no such thing as a paper loss. A paper loss is a very real loss." - Jim Rogers

"Plan your garden on paper. Mistakes made on paper won't cost you much in time or money." - Elsa Bakalar

"The big money in booms is always made first by the public - on paper. And it remains on paper." - Edwin Lefevre

"Making money out of paper, making paper out of trees We're making so much money we can hardly breathe" - Todd Snider

"The drawing is already partly there - it's in the paper. And the paper is talking before you do." - Richard Artschwager

"I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house." - Don Henley

"We live in such a digital age. Paper is going out of our lives. A poem on paper is tangible." - Peleg Top

"It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that." - Kenny Rogers

"I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry against a rock. When I hear about hardware, I think of pots and pans, and when I hear about software, I think of sheets and towels." - Studs Terkel

"Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?" - Steven Wright

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." - Yogi Berra



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