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Paper Cuts Quotes


"It was like death by a thousand paper cuts." - Tonya Hurley

"James Blunt - who recently got voted more annoying than paper cuts." - Bill Bailey

"A paper town for a paper girl." - John Green

"It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's like a million little paper cuts every day." - Cassandra Clare

"Anything on paper is obsolete!" - Craig Bruce

"I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." "Scissors cuts paper." "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "Paper covers rock." "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." There should be "Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors."" - Demetri Martin

"Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth." - Linus Torvalds

"But love isn't quantifiable on paper." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Make deals with people, not paper." - Penn Jillette

"Paper Moon didn't bring me love." - Tatum O'Neal

"You don't drive races on paper." - Kimi Raikkonen

"Paper is always strongest at the perforations." - Stephen Corry

"The paper standard is self-destructive." - Hans F. Sennholz

"Is the Scientific Paper a Fraud?" - Peter Medawar

"Anything beats an expensive stack of paper." - Larry Niven

"The dimensionality of 3D, the depth of field, the dynamism... it's an immersive experience. And on top of that it's great because the new glasses don't make you want to throw up and they don't give you paper cuts!" - Brendan Fraser

"Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview." - Daniel Handler

"We might as well reasonably dispute whether it is the upper or the under blade of a pair of scissors that cuts a piece of paper, as whether value is governed by demand or supply." - Alfred Marshall

"But on paper, things can live forever. On paper, a butterfly never dies." - Jacqueline Woodson

"I worked in a paper factory the week after I left school. I had loads of paper cuts all over my hands and the pay was dreadful. On my third day I was like, 'Can I leave early? I've got an audition for Coronation Street.' They said yes and I never went back." - Suzanne Shaw

"Reality is a unified whole, but thought cuts it up into fragments." - Eckhart Tolle

"We might as well swing boys, because Stravinsky cuts us all." - Woody Herman

"Two words, Super Cuts." - Kelly Kelly

"Fear and lies fester in darkness. The truth may wound, but it cuts clean." - Jacqueline Carey

"Dreams take short cuts." - Ursula K Le Guin

"Never begin the day until it is finished on paper." - Jim Rohn

"Tailor gang they rolling up those paper planes." - Wiz Khalifa

"Count my own money, see the paper cut fingers?" - Drake

"Only paper flowers are afraid of the rain." - Mary Quant

"Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations." - Dave Barry

"I wish I could just project everything on the paper," - Patti Smith

"The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases." - Jerry Brown

"Who knew paper and ink could be so vicious" - Kathryn Stockett

"Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper." - Porochista Khakpour

"Don't misuse the pencil and don't torment the paper." - Uri Shulevitz

"It is a moon wrapped in brown paper." - Carol Ann Duffy

"It's easier to see the mistake on someone else's paper." - Cynthia Lewis

"All art is but dirtying the paper delicately." - John Ruskin

"I talk to the friends in my head on paper." - Lisa M

"Constitutions have to be written on hearts, not just paper." - Margaret Thatcher

"Do' misuse the pencil and do' torment the paper." - Uri Shulevitz

"A book tightly shut is but a block of paper." - Proverbs

"Set your goals to paper and you are halfway there!" - Don Ward

"Words are the litmus paper of the mind." - Terry Pratchett

"Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily." - Gilda Radner

"My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?" - Jay Leno

"Paper currency has hitherto been regarded with suspicion, as insecure." - John Buchanan Robinson

"I've been with the paper for almost 30 years." - Robert Scheer

"I always have pen and paper with me." - Miller Williams

"While I live I will never resort to irredeemable paper." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The big money in booms is always made first by the public - on paper. And it remains on paper." - Edwin Lefevre

"What I want to know is this: Are the stars gold paper or is the gold paper stars?" - P L Travers

"Fear cuts deeper than swords." - George R R Martin

"Humility and suffering free a man from all sin; for the first cuts out spiritual passions, and the latter bodily." - Maximus the Confessor

"By making bold cuts in spending and commonsense entitlement reforms, we will make our government simpler, smaller, and smarter." - Mitt Romney

"Short cuts make long delays." - J R R Tolkien

"No cuts to health , no cuts to education, no cuts to pensions" - Tony Abbott

"If anyone had been paying attention to the signs, they would have realized that air turns white when things are about to change, that paper cuts mean there's more to what's written on the page than meets the eye, and that birds are always out to protect you from things you don't see." - Sarah Addison Allen

"In some ways, it's better that Obama got elected than McCain. I'd rather be stabbed in the chest with an Obama steak knife than to have been slowly bled to death with McCain paper cuts. Say what you will, but Obama has brought about a patriotic and civic renaissance, the likes of which I have never seen." - Brad Thor

"Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have." - Alicia Silverstone

"Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." - Demetri Martin

"Even if you got rid of paper, you would still have story-tellers. In fact, you had the story-tellers before you had the paper." - William Golding

"We must support the army as though there were no White Paper, and fight the White Paper as though there were no war." - David Ben-Gurion

"Since half of all trees cut go to making paper, the only meaningful way to address destruction of our forest is to change the way paper is made." - Woody Harrelson

"Paper publishers are doing everything they can to slow the transition to eBooks because, in a digital world, paper publishers high hardback margins essentially disappear." - Barry Eisler

"Friendly counsel cuts off many foes." - William Shakespeare

"What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts." - Grover Norquist

"The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees." - Bill Vaughan

"Short-cuts lead to long delays." - Mike Rowe

"I will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cuts to domestic and defense spending. There will be no easy off ramps on this one." - Barack Obama

"I don't believe in director's cuts and I also don't really believe in deleted scenes because the movie that is in theaters, that's what the director made." - Neill Blomkamp

"Any system or blueprint for success is better than none at all. Think on paper." - Brian Tracy

"A piece of paper makes you an officer, a radio makes you a commander." - Omar N Bradley

"Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once." - W. C. Sellar

"Regardless of anything, my dad wants me to "get that piece of paper!" - degree over everything." - Joey Badass

"I've no use for talking, would just as soon store paper clips in my mouth." - Jandy Nelson

"We see only the script and not the paper on which the script is written. The paper is there, whether the script is on it or not. To those who look upon the script as real, you have to say that it is unreal - an illusion - since it rests upon the paper. The wise person looks upon both paper and script as one." - Ramana Maharshi

"Put your stressful thoughts on paper, question them, and have a great life." - Byron Katie

"Putting pen to paper lights more fire than matches ever will" - Malcolm Forbes

"Art is not delivered like the morning paper; it has to be stolen from Mount Olympus." - Wayne Thiebaud

"this lifeless paper, cruel imposter, was the only to take her with him" - Lauren Kate

"This looks a good team on paper, let's see how it looks on grass." - Nigel Melville

"Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels." - Brad Alan Lewis

"....a perfect paper airplane." - Ellen Hopkins

"It is always about discovering what, hidden, does not lie on the paper." - Andres Segovia

"The division between art and deviousness and crime is sometimes as thin as a cigarette paper." - Robertson Davies

"Every time I work on a project, I keep every little piece of paper." - Micah Lexier

"He found a set of encyclopedias-like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky." - Michael Grant

"Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work." - Darynda Jones

"Trying to change someone, and their views, is like throwing paper into a fire." - Anthony Liccione

"The paper is my savior, the pen my blood, to words that shed my world." - Anthony Liccione

"Paper is' important. It's the words on them that are important." - Margaret Atwood

"Yeah? For what paper?" - Yogi Berra

"The paper landed on the table, but the news was stapled to his chest. A tattoo." - Markus Zusak

"Rachel, what do you do? Put an ad in the paper for trouble? (Glenn)" - Kim Harrison

"Blest paper-credit! last and best supply! That lends corruption lighter wings to fly!" - Alexander Pope

"But that's the thing about basketball: you don't play games on paper." - Bill Simmons

"The body's pain is so paper-thin and insignificant compared to that of the mind." - Peter Hoeg

"This paper gives wrong solutions to trivial problems. The basic error,however, is not new." - Clifford Truesdell

"Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice." - Josh Billings

"Daydreaming with pencil and paper is a respectable form of meditation." - John Howe

"All we want in this life is peace, prosperity and a little paper." - Q-Tip

"They say pu$$y and paper is poetry power and pistols." - Tupac Shakur

"We really try to have only one new particle per paper." - Patrick Blackett, Baron Blackett

"What you have in your head, put down on paper. The head is a fragile vessel." - Dmitri Shostakovich

"This paper of yours is so lightly written that you must have sweated terribly." - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

"The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper." - Yasujiro Ozu

"Morning is a new sheet of paper for you to write on." - Eve Merriam

"I set down a beautiful chord on paper-and suddenly it rusts." - Alfred Schnittke

"Don't start your day until you have it finished on paper first." - Jim Rohn

"Obviously, the answer to oil spills is to paper-train the tankers." - Ralph Nader

"I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper." - Jerry Lawler

"A painter's got a canvas. The writer's got reams of empty paper. A musician has silence." - Keith Richards

"The written word is redundant on the high seas. Why? Because paper gets wet too easily." - Walter Moers

"Drawing architecture is a "schizoid" act: it involves reducing the world to a piece of paper." - Eduardo Souto de Moura

"Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it." - Richard Jeni

"The most terrifying thing in my life is a blank sheet of paper." - David Ayer

"My ideal man is dead white old and on a green sheet of paper." - Nicki Minaj

"Write . . . write . . . pencil . . . paper." - Heinrich Heine

"The world of research has gone berserk. Too much paper work." - Bob Dylan

"My first feeling about the paper and the attitude is that it is absurd." - Arthur Compton

"Sometimes things are nothing on paper, but a genius director turns it into something amazing." - Douglas Booth

"I need paper and pen to release my imagination. I can't create on a machine." - Brian Pinkerton

"The surprising thing about this paper is that a man who could write it-would." - John Edensor Littlewood

"A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark." - Proverbs

"The White Hope! Every paper in the country is calling you that." - Howard Sackler

"You need only a sheet of paper and so mathematics starts." - Guido Beck

"Paperwork would' be so bad if it were' for all the paper. And the work." - Darynda Jones

"Get your ideas on paper and study them. Do not let them go to waste!" - Les Brown

"They [the US] get our oil and give us a worthless piece of paper." - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

"Even a broken heart doesn't warrant a waste of good paper." - Dodie Smith

"A city with all the personality of a paper cup. (On Los Angeles)" - Raymond Chandler

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey

"But with writing, all you need is a pad of paper." - Scott Caan

"Mr. Fantasy was the only song that was scribbling on a piece of paper." - Jim Capaldi

"This paper will no doubt be found interesting by those who take an interest in it." - John Dalton

"The heart of the melody can never be put down on paper." - Pablo Casals

"In the information society, nobody thinks. We expect to banish paper, but we actually banish thought." - Michael Crichton

"Writing is thought crystalized on a piece of paper, which can then be reviewed." - Tim Ferriss

"Everything seems really simple on paper until you take a camera out of the box." - David Fincher

"Somehow, as a writer, you tend to use words to paper over structural cracks." - Stephen Fry

"The visionary starts with a clean sheet of paper, and re-imagines the world." - Malcolm Gladwell

"The minute you start putting words on paper you're eliminating possibilities." - Joan Didion

"I'm not interested in possible complexities. I regard song structure as a graph paper." - Brian Eno

"The best writers who have put pen to paper have often had a journalism background." - Rick Bragg

"I was a paper boy, beginning the summer between my fourth-grade and fifth-grade years." - David Boies

"Marks on paper are free - free speech - press - pictures all go together I suppose." - Georgia O'Keeffe

"Books are but waste paper unless we spend in action the wisdom we get from thought." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

"At present, financial crises occur, chiefly because the paper currency is redeemable in gold only." - John Buchanan Robinson

"The paper nominated me 12 or 13 times for the Pulitzer Prize." - Robert Scheer



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