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Pantyhose Quotes

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"September is pantyhose month. No nonsense." - Dave Parker

"In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose." - Rita Mae Brown

"2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"" - Henny Youngman

"Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it." - Phyllis Schlafly

"If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable." - Sara Blakely

"You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose." - Too $hort

"If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated." - Anonymous

"We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie." - Kami Garcia

"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run." - Phyllis Diller

"We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects." - Bernard Marcus

"The personal-computer market is about the size as the total potato-chip market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet-food market and is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose." - James Finke

"Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand." - L Neil Smith

"Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family." - Peg Kehret

"I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!" - Sara Blakely

"When I cut the feet out of my pantyhose that one time, I saw it as my sign. I had been visualizing being self employed prior to this happening. It was my mental preparation meeting the opportunity in that moment." - Sara Blakely

"All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the boards, firing away at the rapt groundlings with his blank verses, not less of a word-slinger and spellbinder than the Bard himself and therefore not to be considered too curiously on such matters as relevance, coherence, consistency, propriety, sanity, common decency." - Marvin Mudrick

"The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse." - Mark Rippetoe

"Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government." - Mikhail Gorbachev

"I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it." - Sara Blakely

"I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the toning and shaping was perfect and that the hosiery material is thin enough that I could make shape wear out of it." - Sara Blakely

"At my confirmation, where you get the Holy Spirit, I came down the stairs at my party and had torn, like, 80 holes in my pantyhose and said I had the Holy Spirit, and just would do things like that all the time." - Paula Pell



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