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Pants Quotes


"I am anti-pants." - Lena Dunham

"Where are your pants, son?" - Harper Lee

"Tight pants are just uncomfortable." - Mark Twain

"His voice wore no pants." - Tom Robbins

"Pants get shiny even on a throne." - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

"Up with skirts, down with pants!'" - Edwin Edwards

"Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten." - Charlie Brooker

"Poor empty pants With nobody inside them." - Dr. Seuss

"Home is where the pants aren't" - Kara Swisher

"I used my pants to illustrate." - Mike Singletary

"I'm too tasteful for my pants." - Ian Williams

"I don't like tight pants on guys." - Paul Dano

"Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants." - Stephen King

"I'm still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together - underwear is not pants!" - Angelina Jolie

"Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest" - Adam Sandler

"Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants." - Bill Walsh

"If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt." - Nick Offerman

"I'm still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together - underwear is not pants!" - Angelina Jolie

"I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants." - Taylor Momsen

"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" - Thomas Hobbes

"If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him." - Jason Kravits

"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." - Albert Einstein

"Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants." - Carolyn Hart

"I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants." - Lebron James

"Belts are only good for holding up your pants" - Bruce Lee

"Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?" - James Potter

"Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down" - Dion Dublin

"Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?" - James Dashner

"Toreador pants make your feet look big too" - Albert Einstein

"Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!" - Linden Ashby

"I guessed princesses-in-training did' wear pants." - Kiera Cass

"the church should just stay out of people's pants." - Alex Sanchez

"Put on your big girl pants and deal." - J.R. Ward

"being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions" - Anne Sexton

"He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out." - Rita Mae Brown

"If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting." - Will Hobbs

"I'd need a good reason to drop my pants" - Sidharth Malhotra

"McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

"I guessed princesses-in-training didn't wear pants." - Kiera Cass

"Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed." - Paul Newman

"I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym." - Robin Givhan

"Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport." - Anonymous

"Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants." - Gina Barberi

"I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!" - Kathy Griffin

"I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down." - Malcolm Fraser

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James

"You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls." - Seth Green

"Why would people spend good money to have my pants?" - Shawn Ashmore

"I operate by the seat of my pants." - Jim Finks

"Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu?" - Beth Ditto

"I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants." - Billy Joel

"I went up a pants size during my pregnancy." - Ellen Pompeo

"I may have a feather duster down my pants." - Johnny Depp

"You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down." - David Letterman

"I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants." - Emily Procter

"When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how bad it was." - Dick Costolo

"I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records." - Will Ferrell

"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight-Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight." - Warren Miller

"I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman's life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants." - Ann Brashares

"Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room. "Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset." - J K Rowling

"If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait - no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!" - Stephen Colbert

"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight-Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight." - Warren Miller

"I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman's life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants." - Ann Brashares

"Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants." - Dana Gould

"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight-Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight." - Warren Miller

"I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts." - Victoria Wood

"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight-Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight." - Warren Miller

"When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight-Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight." - Warren Miller

"She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the point!" - Richelle Mead

"Grace Jones was an influence, because I was like, 'These shoulders! These pants! Girls can wear pants and be awesome.' That's something I definitely embody." - Lorde

"Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." - Robin Williams

"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants" - Geraldo Rivera

"It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days." - Lady Gaga

"I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass." - Jennifer Echols

"I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down." - Robert Towne

"Sex stops when you pull up your pants, Love never lets you go." - Kingsley Amis

"Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants." - Libba Bray

"Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants." - David Lee Roth

"You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning." - Jon Stewart

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Diane Arbus

"If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants." - Carol Moseley Braun

"The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings." - Diana Vreeland

"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash" - Eddie Izzard

"War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on." - Martin Van Creveld

"I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up." - Peter Lynch

"There was a clear lesson here - and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants." - Alexis Ohanian

"My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little." - Anthony Swofford

"And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?" - Spider Robinson

"The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny... Alright, it's a little funny." - John Green

"I'm taking off my shoes.' 'Fine. Shoes off.' 'And my pants.' 'Don't push it, Claire." - Rachel Caine

"If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants." - Gena Showalter

"That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on." - Charlaine Harris

"Cause I lit him on fire," I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants." - Amanda Hocking

"Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong." - Rachel Caine

"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." - Edna St Vincent Millay

"Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'" - Bruce Springsteen

"A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend." - Mr. Krabs

"Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR." - Ashley Purdy

"Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants." - Patricia Briggs

"What I do is live, how I pray is breathe, what I wear is pants." - Thomas Merton

"I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat." - Chris Colfer

"Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do." - Cassandra Clare

"The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't." - Denis Leary

"God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants." - Jonathan Winters

"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public with his pants down." - Edna St Vincent Millay

"No, one should toss out these lazy rogues by the seat of their pants." - Martin Luther

"The whispering breeze pants on the leaves, and dies upon the trees." - Alexander Pope

"I'm taking off my shoes."" ""Fine. Shoes off."" ""And my pants."" ""Do' push it, Claire." - Rachel Caine

"Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving." - Frederick Buechner

"I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on." - Christopher Moore

"Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now." - Rob Thurman

"Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants." - Nicolas Colsaerts

"You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!" - John Cena

"The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now." - Jay Baer

"Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants," - Ruth Bernhard

"So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally." - Edward Abbey

"I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants." - Ricky Gervais

"I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different." - Thom Yorke

"It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!" - Stephen Coonts

"A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on." - Jerry Coleman

"An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants." - Mel Gibson

"He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot." - Stephen King

"If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later." - Cody Lundin

"They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants." - Bob Dylan

"Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?" - Frank Zappa

"I'm freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I've struggled with my whole life," - Karlie Kloss

"It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants." - Mary Mccarthy

"Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend." - Mac Davis

"I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants" - David Copperfield

"Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere." - Rahul Gandhi

"Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants." - Josh Gates

"I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls." - George Harrison

"I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants." - Kane

"T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night." - Rebecca Romijn

"I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants" - Aaron Neville

"Nice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants." - Richelle Mead

"Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants." - Jay Leno

"Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants." - Bill Maher

"If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine." - Greg Behrendt

"Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped." - Franklyn Ajaye

"When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material." - Method Man

"If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long." - Robert Duvall

"I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'" - Alek Wek

"My signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots." - Theophilus London

"The soul aspiring pants its source to mount, As streams meander level with their fount." - Robert Montgomery

"What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways. We don't want no pants rabbits." - John Steinbeck

"Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants." - Lynn Lavner

"Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants." - Anonymous



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