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"cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend" - Amy Krouse Rosenthal

"Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps" - Mitch Hedberg

"My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes" - Lewis Black

"Beat all your feathers as flat down as pancakes." - Thomas Middleton

"There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes." - Charles Spurgeon

"Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf was probably right." - Patricia Briggs

"Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?" - A J Jacobs

"We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes. Nothing can prevent us, after eating pancakes, from feeling the most awful regret. After eating pancakes, our great mission in life becomes the repudiation of the pancakes and everything served along with them, the bacon and the syrup and the sausage and coffee and jellies and jams. But these things are beneath mention, compared with the pancakes themselves. It is the pancake-Pancakes! Pancakes!-that we never learn to respect." - Donald Antrim

"I love adventurous travel. I also love pancakes, and making pancakes for other people. You would definitely find me in the airy treetop as opposed to below ground." - Kate Dicamillo

"I love pancakes, and I actually do love healthy stuff. Like, I love gluten-free or whole-wheat pancakes. Breakfast is my favorite meal." - Ashley Tisdale

"So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?" - Alyson Noel

"If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them." - Cynthia Lewis

"Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch." - LIZ

"I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes." - Dave Attell

"Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him." - Tove Jansson

"I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes." - Kathleen Flinn

"Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes" - Samuel L Jackson

"One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it." - Tove Jansson

"No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides." - Daniel Tosh

"Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes." - Doug Stanhope

"My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry." - Taylor Swift

"Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes." - Pat Buchanan

"I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything." - Thurston Moore

"I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!" - Gabriela Isler

"Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?" - George Carlin

"I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen." - Paula Poundstone

"It was like the way you wanted sunshine on Saturdays, or pancakes for breakfast. They just made you feel good." - Sarah Addison Allen

"So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky." "You're the one who ties people up, babe." - Lilith Saintcrow

"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves." - W C Fields

"When I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes." - Marcus Samuelsson

"I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes" - George Carlin

"One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"" - Chris Rock

"I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke, I'd probably be cooking pancakes." - Paul Mooney

"I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around." - Kelly Ripa

"I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar food. Wow.You college girls are mean." - Rachel Caine

"Whatever's happening," she said, eventually, "it can all be sorted out." She saw the expression on my face then, worried. Scared even. And she said, "After pancakes." - Neil Gaiman

"Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosopher's stone." - Anton Chekhov

"I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes, bacon and eggs." - John Brady

"If I'm going to feel estranged and alienated and away from home I don't want anyone interrupting it to debate which berries to have in their pancakes." - Rick Moody

"We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes." - Aasif Mandvi

"One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream." - CM Punk

"I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody." - Gloria Estefan

"My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff." - Ahmet Zappa

"But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter." - Joely Fisher

"It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year." - Fred Melamed

"I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around." - Kelly Ripa

"Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition." - Olivia Wilde

"I started with commercials - for shampoo, pancakes, insurance, Volvo. I did a Lux soap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker. And I got a role in an indie film called Satellite that did well in festivals." - Stephanie Szostak

"We all need to learn a new language for love - a language that speaks not in socks, pancakes, and paychecks, but in shared fascination with physics or poetry, delight in each other's uniqueness, and mutual practical and emotional support." - Barbara Sher

"The boy I just kissed is talking to my father. The boy I want to kiss again is waiting for my mother to serve pancakes. I must fight the urge to freak." - David Levithan

"The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy." - Craig Ferguson

"For Sunday breakfast, I make orange and ricotta pancakes, crepes and eggs. You know men, we usually go for breakfast because it's the easiest thing to cook and then we try to make it seem fancy." - Hugh Jackman

"Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried." - Hugh Jackman

"I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory." - Mitch Albom

"I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day." - Donnie Wahlberg

"And indeed, I am a warmhearted and thoroughly domestic man who gets up and makes pancakes for his children and kisses them on the head when he sends them off to their day." - Justin Cronin

"Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'" - Zoe Listerjones

"Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'" - Zoe Lister-Jones

"Most people only use their griddles for pancakes, but you can sear vegetables like sliced zucchini or mushrooms, thinly sliced meats like chicken or pork, or thinly sliced fish or squid." - Jose Andres Puerta

"I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing." - Ja Rule

"I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove." - Vernon L Smith

"As is always the way with pancakes, the first hotcake to come out of the pan will probably be a bit misshapen. Just scoff it, and carry on with the rest." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"I started with commercials - for shampoo, pancakes, insurance, Volvo. I did a Lux soap commercial with Sarah Jessica Parker. And I got a role in an indie film called 'Satellite' that did well in festivals." - Stephanie Szostak

"My name is actually Polish. It's my husband's name. Most people say 'Zaw-stak,' but it's 'Show-stack,' like you're going to a show, eating a stack of pancakes." - Stephanie Szostak

"He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't just any deer, either - they looked like Bambi from the disney cartoon. Charles didn't want to know how his father had managed that" - Patricia Briggs

"I try not to have a lot of sugar in my system. If I have sugar for breakfast, whether that be fruit or some pancakes or French toast, they'll make sure all of the meals for the rest of the day have no sugar in them. I try to take the sugar out of my diet." - Dwight Howard

"I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater." - Demetri Martin

"Think about for a minute what your body goes through out there. On a Friday night, you have a steak and then Saturday morning, you get up and have some eggs and some pancakes. Then Sunday, you're on 'Survivor' and suddenly you have nothing." - Jeff Probst

"Who lives in true poverty - The janitor who is grateful for the chocolate chip pancakes his 6 year old helped his wife prepare for dinner, or The CEO who is ungrateful for the type of wine served with his 5-star meal?" - Julia Rose

"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?" - Vince Vaughn

"I just want to finish what I'm doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes. I don't want to not enjoy where I am at this very moment. So, every time I plan something the exact opposite happens." - Ryan Reynolds

"Eggnog, who thought that one up? I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. You know what eggnog really is. You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell ya. It's elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass." - Dave Attell

"As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em." - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it. I just want to finish what I'm doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes." - Sandra Bullock

"I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list." - Bill Lee

"I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven." - Rob Thurman

"I can't do it. It would be like, say, trying to fall in love with somebody, or trying to convince yourself that your favorite food is pancakes. You don't decide those things, they just happen to you. If God is real, He needs to happen to me." - Donald Miller

"I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you're going to burn off most of it during the day anyway." - Mark Wahlberg

"Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It's just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night." - Matt Barr

"My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, 'Hey, I'm onto something here.'" - Bill Rancic

"All middle-income families use carbs to stretch meals, across any ethnic group - whether it's kugel or rice and beans or macaroni and cheese. I remember having pancakes for dinner. But as kids, we thought, 'Breakfast for dinner? This is great.'" - Al Roker

"I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled the stove. She made a lot of potato meals - mashed potato, potato souffle, potato pancakes. When we didn't have electricity, we ate romantically by candlelight." - Jill Scott

"Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.'" - Ashley Tisdale

"When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup of coffee. I remember at 10 sneaking my own coffee and pouring a ton of sugar in and going up to the playroom and drinking it." - Marykate Olsen

"You know, you still owe me pancakes. I think I could go for...apple cinnamon ones now. " "Apple cinnamon? You sure are demanding." "It's all right. I think you're man enough for it." "Thetis, if I actually believed you had either apples or cinnamon in your kitchen, I"d make them for you right now." I did' answer. I was pretty sure I had some year-old Apple Jacks, but that was about it." - Richelle Mead

"Ruth hadn't talked to my sister since before my death, and then it was only to excuse herself in the hallway at school. But she'd seen Lindsey walking home with Samuel and seen her smile with him. She watched as my sister said yes to pancakes and no to everything else. She had tried to imagine herself being my sister as she had spent time imagining being me." - Alice Sebold

"You know, you still owe me pancakes. I think I could go for...apple cinnamon ones now. " "Apple cinnamon? You sure are demanding." "It's all right. I think you're man enough for it." "Thetis, if I actually believed you had either apples or cinnamon in your kitchen, I'd make them for you right now." I didn't answer. I was pretty sure I had some year-old Apple Jacks, but that was about it." - Richelle Mead

"I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something." - Kim Harrison

"I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy creamer, and then I do a bowl of plain oatmeal with walnuts and blueberries. Now, if I could do what I really wanted to do with my life, every morning I would have a salami-and-cheese omelet with hash browns and a buttermilk biscuit - and pancakes. But my heart would explode." - Ike Barinholtz

"Young Sally Owens: He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards. Young Gillian Owens: What are you doing? Young Sally Owens: Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. He can flip pancakes in the air. He'll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye and one blue. Young Gillian Owens: Thought you never wanted to fall in love. Young Sally Owens: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist I'll never die of a broken heart." - Alice Hoffman

"The world you see is just a movie in your mind. Rocks dont see it. Bless and sit down. Forgive and forget. Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you're already in heaven now. That's the story. That's the message. Nobody understands it, nobody listens, they're all running around like chickens with heads cut off. I will try to teach it but it will be in vain, s'why I'll end up in a shack praying and being cool and singing by my woodstove making pancakes." - Jack Kerouac

"The world you see is just a movie in your mind. Rocks dont see it. Bless and sit down. Forgive and forget. Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you're already in heaven now. That's the story. That's the message. Nobody understands it, nobody listens, they"re all running around like chickens with heads cut off. I will try to teach it but it will be in vain, s"why I"ll end up in a shack praying and being cool and singing by my woodstove making pancakes." - Jack Kerouac



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