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"I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer." - Molly Sims

"Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility." - Bob Hope

"Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it" - Ron Atkinson

"Miley Cyrus is about making money. Amanda Palmer is about making art." - Eddi Reader

"I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954." - Lee Trevino

"I always look to see what Arnold [Palmer] shot; it's a habit. We will always compete against each other." - Jack Nicklaus

"I don't expect people who listen to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer to come hear me. I accept that reality." - Cecil Taylor

"When you hear someone shout You da man, if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man." - Ron Green

"Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade." - Jimmy Fallon

"In 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John." - Martin Ryle

"I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer." - Dan Jenkins

"My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new." - Roddy Piper

"Lady Middleton ... exerted herself to ask Mr. Palmer if there was any news in the paper. 'No, none at all,' he replied, and read on." - Jane Austen

"Mom, thank you. Mr. Palmer, my father I never had, thank you for teaching me what it is to be a man." - Ray Rice

"Emerson, Lake & Palmer or King Crimson or Gentle Giant - the worst prog rock references I can come up with. Though I totally loved those groups as a kid." - Duncan Sheik

"If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me." - Bobby Jones

"My favorite bands were Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Jethro Tull, Uriah Heep, Grand Funk Railroad. If you listen to some of my early music, you can hear it." - John Tesh

"Managers tend to pick a strategy that is the least likely to fail, rather then to pick a strategy that is most efficient," Said Palmer. " The pain of looking bad is worse than the gain of making the best move." - Michael Lewis

"I'd have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I'd have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn't pushed me first." ~Cassandra Palmer" - Karen Chance

"The one-handed palmer can always reach higher, they say. They may be right, but the result is that nearly every line-out is like a tropical island - all waving palms." - Vivian Jenkins

"Let every man shovel out his own snow, and the whole city will be passable," said Gamache. Seeing Beauvoir's puzzled expression he added, "Emerson." "Lake and Palmer?" "Ralph and Waldo." - Louise Penny

"Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder." - Bruce Lansky

"I don't look so much for tips. But when they interview a Nicklaus or a Palmer, I'm all ears. I listen to guys who have done it, been successful for years." - Pete Sampras

"God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more."" - Tom Callahan

"Gary Player and others have said all of us should all give Arnold Palmer a percentage of our earnings because without you there would be no television contracts and without you it wouldn't be as good for anyone." - Charlie Rose

"Arnold Palmer has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and their whole faces would look so pleasant; it was like they were smiling all over." - Byron Nelson

"Palmer was the big gun as far as getting the tour to where it is today. He was the most charismatic player ever. He did everything the public wanted him to do." - Gene Littler

"The biggest rival I had in my career was me. I couldn't control Arnold Palmer, Gary Player, Tom Watson or Lee Trevino. The only person I could control was me." - Jack Nicklaus

"I first saw Arnold Palmer when I was just a kid and he came to Columbus to play in a tournament. I watched him on the driving range hit balls that day. We went on to become great friends." - Jack Nicklaus

"The first time I ever saw Arnold Palmer, I said, There's a star. The first time I saw Jack Nicklaus, I said, Superstar. I feel the same way about Tiger Woods." - Gary Player

"There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid." - Jack Nicklaus

"I couldn't care less who I'm paired with. There's nobody I've ever played better or worse with, thank goodness. You don't want any factor to be outside your control. What if Arnie's Army had bothered me? What id I'd said, "Oh geez, I'm paired with Palmer," I'd never had beaten him." - Jack Nicklaus

"I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a glass of iced tea and lemonade. A lady sitting nearby heard me and asked the waitress to bring her a "Palmer," too. The name caught on and the beverage quickly spread around the country." - Arnold Palmer

"I want to stay around longer than the pitchers who were at the top when I came into the big leagues. I don't want to be gone and have all the old guys - Seaver, Carlton, Ryan and Sutton - still pitching. I got rid of Palmer, now I want to outlast the rest of them." - Bert Blyleven

"I can't believe that Babe Ruth was a better player than Willie Mays. (Babe) Ruth is to baseball what Arnold Palmer is to golf. He got the game moving. But I can't believe he could run as well as (Willie) Mays, and I can't believe he was any better an outfielder." - Sandy Koufax

"I"d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I"d have been a lot more appreciative if he had' pushed me first." ~Cassandra Palmer" - Karen Chance

"The Chinese tell time by 'The Year of the Horse' or 'The Year of the Dragon.' I tell time by 'The Year of the Back' and 'The Year of the Elbow.' This year it's 'The Year of the Ulnar Nerve.' Someone once asked me if I had any physical incapacities of my own. 'Sure I do,' I said. 'One big one - Jim Palmer.'" - Earl Weaver

"Even a Menno sheltered from the world knows not to stick her tongue into the mouth of a boy who owns an Air Supply record. You might stick your tongue into the mouth of a boy who owned some Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but you would not date him on a regular basis, or openly." - Miriam Toews

"I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When I was a little kid I watched a lot of sports, but I didn't watch a lot of golf, and this guy was always on a tractor." - Mike Greenberg

"In the glory days of Orioles, when I was a newbie baseball writer for the Post, the roster of talkers was as good as the everyday lineup. Singy - Ken Singleton - Flanny, and Cakes - the underwear spokesman Jim Palmer - were my go-to guys, occupying stalls along one wall of the shabby chic clubhouse." - Jane Leavy

"I couldn't control Arnold Palmer, Gary Player, Tom Watson or Lee Trevino. The only person I could control was me. The only person I could prepare for events was me. And if I didn't play well, I didn't play well, and I wasn't going to compete." - Jack Nicklaus

"Christian socialism"). This is a difficult concept for modern liberals to grasp because they are used to thinking of the progressives as the people who cleaned up the food supply, pushed through the eight hour workday, and ended child labor. But liberals often forget that the progressives were imperialists, at home and abroad. They were the authors of Prohibition, the Palmer Raids, eugenics, loyalty oaths, and, in its modern incarnation, what many call "state capitalism." - Jonah Goldberg

"You know, when Arnold Palmer came on TV with an old tractor and told me to buy Pennzoil, I bought that, and when Dale Jarrett advertises UPS, I can go along with that, too. But I don't think having an 18-year-old, somebody who's probably gotten five packages in his life and they were all 'Girls Gone Wild' videos, tell me what delivery service I should use would have much effect on me." - Kyle Petty

"[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player." - Lee Trevino

"My name is Cassie Palmer and I've cheated death more times than anyone has a right to expect. In the last two months, I've been shot, stabbed, beaten and blown up a few dozen times, and that doesn't count all the magical ways I've almost been killed. I'd have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I'd have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn't pushed me first." - Karen Chance

"My name is Cassie Palmer and I"ve cheated death more times than anyone has a right to expect. In the last two months, I"ve been shot, stabbed, beaten and blown up a few dozen times, and that does' count all the magical ways I"ve almost been killed. I"d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I"d have been a lot more appreciative if he had' pushed me first." - Karen Chance



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