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"Listen - pacemaker, crash, stroke. What does it mean? God doesn't want me now. That's all." - Kirk Douglas

"I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens." - Frank Carson

"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up." - Minnie Pearl

"My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens." - Bob Hope

"Under Medicare right now, I get paid to put a pacemaker in you, but I don't get paid to counsel you about end-of-life care." - Richard Dooling

"I suspect the psychological pressure associated with that crisis caused the first mental blackout I had ever suffered. It contributed to a deterioration in my health that later required the insertion of a heart pacemaker." - Kamisese Mara

"I had my hearing aid fixed today so that I could properly hear you. I can't see as well. I now have - this has stopped me from smoking - a pacemaker, have for about the last 15 years. No, I don't like getting old." - Mike Wallace

"This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?" - Jerry Lewis

"At some point in every person's life, you will need an assisted medical device - whether it's your glasses, your contacts, or as you age and you have a hip replacement or a knee replacement or a pacemaker. The prosthetic generation is all around us." - Aimee Mullins

"Already in 2007 I thought I would be able to break the World record in the near future. That time Sammy Tangui was the pacemaker in Lausanne. I liked the way he was running. He is tall, he has a strong body and his stride is similar to mine. I told him in one of the coming years I would need him when I try to break the World record." - David Rudisha



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